My name is Evans and I’m 21 years old. My parents along with my sister had died in a fire 5 years ago. At that time my father asked if I could come with them to visit a friend of his, of course I had said ‘no’ because I was very late for my homework he understood that I wanted to become a better student so he left it as it is. Before they were gone my little sister gave me a hug, she was like every normal 9 year old which was good.
After I was done with my homework I turned on the TV, the only good thing that was on was an anime marathon so I sat there and enjoy the shows. Two hours later Death Note was on, on the commercial break the news was on and that’s when I knew what happened.
The news reporter said that an apartment was on fire. The victims were a woman, two men and a 9 year old girl, the cause of the fire was of the kitchen’s gas tank exploding due to a cigarette that was thrown in the apartment that was still lit. The gas tank had a leak combined with the smoke of the cigarette caused the explosion.
I was awestruck at the horrible scene, I not only lost my mother and father, but my sister as well. I do not really know what all my family consists of but my mom, dad and sister were all that I had, and now that they are gone I am all alone. All alone.
With the money that was left I set out to live on my own. I spent part of the money on Self-Defense classes so that I can protect myself from the dangers of the world. At the age of 17 I got my black belt. I felt proud, and I was ready to take on anything.
As time went on my attitude became more of like a mix of an asshole and a realist. I had stopped believing in paranormal and fantasy stuff so that I can face the challenges of everyday life. I had also stopped believing in morals; this world does not follow any so why should I as well?
I had a hard time at school. Everyone was treating me like trash; I had no friends; how am I supposed to when you can barely trust anyone these days? They will only end up stabbing you in the back, I learned that the hard way.
At lunchtime I sat on an empty table. I was wearing a blue T-shirt and some black jeans. I have black hair and my eyes were yellow. One of the other guys in the room stood up and began to walk in my direction, not this guy again.
The boy was at least my size and he was wearing a dark green jacket his hair was of a shade of blue this is your typical bully Scott. I turned around to face him when he started talking.
“Hey, dumbass” Scott said to me “Sitting all alone again?”
“What do you want Scott? I have no money to give you” I said to Scott.
“Oh yeah? Then what about that sandwich over there?” He said pointing at my lunch.
“Look can’t you let me eat in peace for a change?” Now I was getting angry, in my Self Defense classes I was told to not let my emotions take control of me but I was getting at my limit.
“Hmm, I don’t think so now give me your lunch if you don’t want the beating of your life” Scott said clenching his fists.
I reached my limit; Scott has been picking on me ever since I was 13 but not anymore. I stood up and sung a leg out at him to the legs making him lose his balance, then I grabbed one of his arms and twisted it; the arm wasn’t broken but it received enough damage to scare Scott.
After assaulting his arm I stood up and looked at him with a serious look, everyone else was watching the scene but I didn’t care.
“Scott, will you do me a favor and shut your fucking mouth for a second?” I said in a serious cold voice “Ever since I came to this school you’ve been making my life impossible and now I’m frankly quite tired of it, thank god that I wasn’t serious or else you might have died and with that piss off and leave me the fucking hell alone!”
After ending my rant I took my lunch and I went to another place to eat, I was lucky because the teachers didn’t give a crap about what happened and left me alone. I never got picked on ever since that day probably because all the other guys at school feared me and I was grateful for that.
At the age of 18 I graduated from from school and ended up being a waiter at a mid-class restaurant, the pay was fair so I didn’t complain at all.
In October is where it all began, one day I was browsing through the channels to find something interesting to see there was Naruto Shippuden which I hate so, I changed the channel to see a new channel that I never seen before.
It was called The Hub and I saw the commercial for the new My Little Pony show called Friendship Is Magic. I immediately hated it with the passion of a Supernova so I turned off the TV and fell asleep.
On November one day I was playing Call Of Duty online the first two matches were great but at the third match I saw that some of the other players had My Little Pony themed emblems. I face palmed at the realization, I left the match when a little kid started rage quitting because of a MLP fan killed him.
“What a baby” I said closing the program.
On 2011 I was amazed at how gigantic the MLP fan base was. The news talked about those fans who called themselves “Bronies” what a stupid name. This was ridiculous, older men watching a cartoon for little girls; I lost my faith in humanity if older men throw their pride away that easily.
And now on the present day the year is 2013, January 25. I began to ignore the bronies, they said that I should give the show a chance and I did. I watched the first episode last year and the whole time I wanted to throw away my computer through the window. I honestly don’t know why older men like this it was your typical show for 8 year olds, not to mention that this Nightmare Moon character was a fucking cliché.
So I began to ignore the bronies when they knew that I hated the show and moved on with my daily life.
One day at work an old man was complaining that they didn’t bring a drink that he didn’t order. My boss knew how my attitude was and I think that’s the reason that he sent me. I made it to the old man’s table and I did what I do best: be an ass to people.
“What’s the matter sir?” I asked him.
“I had ordered a drink with my food where is it?” The old man replied.
“It says here that you ordered some chicken with rice, it doesn’t say anything about a drink” I said pulling out the recipe which had the old man’s order on it.
“You should always bring a drink along with my food”
“Look if you have a problem with our service, send your complaints to our phone number 1-800-BITE-ME”
The old man had been dumbfolded at the words I spat on him, everyone else at the restaurant had turned their attention to me and the old man but again I didn’t care.
“You can also send us a message at our E-Mail address I spat out the words at the old man.
“You know what? Drink or not I’m going to eat now” The old man said with a terrified look.
“Good, enjoy your meal” I said in a calm tone.
Everyone else was whispering at my behavior, they didn’t like it but my boss did like it that’s how we do business in here and I was perfect for the job.
My boss gave me a raise and let me go home early I’m his favorite because of how much of an ass I am. On my way home I saw some kids playing in front of a house, seeing them play reminds me of Emily poor sister she didn’t deserve to die so early.
When I got home I had eaten a piece of ham because I was hungry. The sun was setting and I decided that I have to go on a walk once in awhile I put on my blue jeans and my black jacket I left the jacket’s zip opened because I looked great like that. I grabbed my iPhone plugging the headphones, I played Iron Maiden and put my iPhone on my pocket and I began to walk.
I made it to a hill where the small town in which I lived was seen. It was a pretty sight and the sun’s rays made it even more beautiful I sat down to a nearby tree turning off the music from my iPhone and began to admire the beautiful sunset.
“The little things that life gives us” I said sighing.
But then I heard some sort of screeching sound I looked at the sky to see that a part of it was moving in a strange way like the sea’s waves. I stood up and the sound was getting louder and louder, I wasn’t ready for what happened next.
A flash appeared from the sky to reveal some sort of white ship with red wings and golden edges the ship flew past the hill. The ship looked very familiar but I didn’t know why.
“HOLY SHIT!! Is that an alien ship!?!” I asked in my disbelief.
The ship turned around and it was sent flying on a crash course in my direction, I was quick enough to get out of the way before the ship crashed in the spot where I was. I didn’t believe that such things as aliens exist, I wonder if they came here to destroy us all.
I approached the ship to see that it didn’t received any damage at all, the lid began to open and I was getting prepared to take these invaders down. Again what happened next took me by surprise. I saw a mint colored hair and a blue and white hair coming out of the ship.
“You have GOT to be kidding me!” I said when I saw the two figures jumping down in front of me.
They weren’t aliens they were ponies, freaking ponies! One of them was a mint colored unicorn with a lyre tattoo on her butt and the other one was a blue unicorn with a hourglass tattoo on her flank. I had a look of anger and disgust when I looked down to them the mint colored one was squealing for joy while the other one had her jaw dropped.
“See? I told you that humans exist! My theory was right!” The mint colored one said.
“Wow you were right all the time, sorry for doubting you Lyra,” The blue colored one said.
“It’s alright I forgive you.”
One of my eyes was twitching with the scene unfolding on me. Somehow two ponies from a cartoon for little girls managed to travel to Earth with some weird ship that still looked familiar. I decided to break the conversation of the ponies so that I could get some answers.
“Sorry to interrupt your girly talk but, who the hell are you?” I asked to the colorful ponies.
“Oh right my name is Lyra and I’m so excited to meet you…erm…” The mint colored pony said.
“Evans,” I said introducing myself.
“Evans? That’s a nice name” Lyra said “Can I touch your hands? Please?”
“Lyra! Control yourself!” The blue colored pony said holding off Lyra “Sorry about that she really likes humans even though this is the first time that she has ever met one.”
I had to suppress my urge to punch them in the face and rip off their horns. These ponies are starting to annoy me but I couldn’t lose my cool here.
“Anyways my name is Colgate, nice to meet you Evans,” The blue colored pony said.
“Yeah anyway, why are you here?” I asked.
“Well my friend here dragged me to one of her experiments believing that your race existed,” Colgate said.
“Wait, where did you get that?” I asked pointing at the ship.
“Oh this? Somepony named Belthasar or something like that gave it to me while I was investigating about humans” Lyra said with a smile.
I mentally face palmed, somepony? Are you serious? My god is this some kind of joke? Even though the name that she mentioned also was familiar, again I don’t know why but my mind couldn’t recall. I broke my train of thought as I turned to Lyra and spoke to her.
“It was nice and all but you ponies should get out of my sight, now,” I said with my raised a little bit.
“No way! we just got here,” Lyra said “Besides, I wanna get to know you better”.
“You better get the hell out of here before I get pissed off and start punching your fucking skulls in,” I said getting really angry now.
“Lyra…let’s bring him to Equestria, this human needs a really change of attitude,” Colgate said giving me a angry look.
Lyra squealed with joy again as I began to turn around and walk away but then I couldn’t move for some reason. I turned again to see that Colgate’s horn was glowing blue and so was my jacket.
“Wha-What the hell? What is this, magic?” I asked.
“Yes, it is, like it or not you’re coming with us to our home world Equestria,” Colgate replied.
“Yay! We’re going to have a human in Equestria!” Lyra said happily.
“Hey! No, let me go, LET ME GO DAMNIT!” I said struggling.
I couldn’t break free of the spell no matter how much I tried. Lyra had hopped back in the ship and Colgate did too as she threw me in the back seat. Colgate took control of the ship as it had started to take off turning around and took off at incredible speed and in a flash the ship disappeared.
The ship we were in was traveling in some kind of wormhole it was so trippy, colorful and weird that I felt that I was watching a Doctor Who opening.
Once we got Out of the wormhole I had taken a look outside and saw the scenery that I saw in 2011 at my computer. The small town, the castle on the mountain and the forest that was nearby. I realized now even though I didn’t want to admit it, I was dragged into the world of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.
“This is gonna suck galactic balls”
