It's time for the Grand Galloping Gala, and Canterlot's most eligible bachelor is planning a scheme that will land him on easy street for life: Romancing one of Equestria's greatest heroines, the Elements of Harmony.

There is no way this could possibly go wrong.

Contains personal headcanon regarding Canterlot's noble caste (or lack thereof).

Cover art by Jetpony, permission pending.