Being the only human in Equestria, it's nice to have a friend like Rarity to help you out. She always seems so cheerful and generous when you've seen her.

Except today. Today, something was wrong with Rarity. She's crying and stuffing herself full of ice cream. And after all she's done for you, you'd do anything you could to cheer her up. They say the best thing to cheer a mare up is ice cream. They also say the best thing to cheer a mare up is sex.

Surely, both could do the trick?

Warning: Human X Pony ahead. Also contains:
Rarity stuffing herself with ice cream.
A bit of Femdom at the end.
Inflation/fating.