Somewhere, over the Rainbow... Empire. Then Equestria.
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Somewhere, over the Rainbow... Empire. Then Equestria.
Somewhere, over the rainbow...
An empire with bright rainbows rule all the galaxies.
An empire with sponges alike.
That are rainbow.
Of course. They have holes. Like good sponges should.
This epic tales shows the wonders of life.
Why?
Because why not?
The sounds of sponges squishing across the deck alerted a high officer of yellowness and spongy cake design. Wearing a uniform with rainbow colour, Sir Rainbow Rainbow straightened his bow-tie and watched the sponges sponge the sponge deck with a spongy sponge.
"What is our next plan, Rainbow Hole?" Sir Rainbow Rainbow asked. A rainbow hole on the wall said nothing. "Rainbow Scat?" Sir Rainbow Rainbow asked, looking into a sponge toilet. A deuce with the color of Skittles sat with such beauty and magnificent. Sir Rainbow Rainbow grabbed it and threw it at the floor. The yellow sponges that were sponging up the floor with sponges sponged about their spongeness at the sponge sire with their sponge.
"We missed a spot," Sir Rainbow Rainbow said, pointing at the floor. In a flash of yellow light, the deity appeared.
Bob Rainbow.
In the turns of such events, High Lord and Glory of Bob Rainbow of Awesome Throne and Sir Rainbow Rainbow landed on pooshy green grass.
"We like butts," High Lord and Glory of Bob Rainbow of Awesome Throne said.
"Yes," Sir Rainbow Rainbow replied.
"We like you," High Lord and Glory of Bob Rainbow of Awesome Throne said again.
Bob Rainbow and Rainbow Rainbow made out. And it was hotter than hot. Butt then, a fruity pegasus by the name of Rainbow Dash rushed onto the scene as she was a lesbian. And lesbians are gay.
"Hello Rainbow Dash," Bob Rainbow said, stroking her flank, "We like your rainbow."
Rainbow Dash, not being into males, rolled onto the ground and died. Sir Rainbow Rainbow tugged at his collar and looked towards Bob Rainbow. "Lord Bob, you have to remember your holy touch kills things."
"What?" Bob Rainbow said, "No, we don't! That was just the text above our heads!"
"What texts may we ask, my lord?" Sir Rainbow Rainbow asked.
In spite of it, Bob Rainbow had Rainbow Rainbow beheaded. With sponges.
Bob Rainbow revived Rainbow Dash with his powers and made out with her. It was smoking hot. He then met Twilight Sparkle, Rarity Diamond, Pinkemene Diane Piee, Applejacke Apple, and Fluttershy Wings. And by "made out", it means by upgrading them into the sponge army. The place was Equestria.
Soon, Princess Celestia Sol Sun and Princess Luna Moon Rock became stone and Mauded up. Because Bob Rainbow is awesome that way. Equestria had a bright sunny day with sun up in the skies.
And it was hot.
Discord soon entered with precision and made out with Bob Rainbow as well. He joined the Sponge Army. The Rainbow Legion. Again:
And by "made out", it means by upgrading them into the sponge army.
Making out everywhere.
Bob Rainbow established an establishment in Ponyville, soon named Rainbow-Ville. The rainbow was his legacy. The rainbow was his name.
"Rainbow Rick, fetch me it," Bob Rainbow ordered, sitting on Princess Luna and Celestia's buttocks. The one named "Rainbow Rick" looked like a pinhead and headed his pin on his rick. It was beautiful. In about two hours, Bob Rainbow took over Ponydom and had control of Ponydom. He had power. And power is good. Power is knowledge. Power is strength.
Bob Rainbow sat in Equestria and admired Equestria. It was cool. Cool like ice. Ice like water. Water is ice. Ice is frozen. Frozen is good. Good is goodness. Goodness is such skill. Therefore, Equestria is such skill. Skill of the high deity of lord almighty for highty in tighty whities. Bob Rainbow is Bob Rainbow. His history without end.
After looking out at his empire, as in the story, he had really no way going back to his former planet unless a quad-lagamic portal opened in gamma alpha X of the minute power of hue. In turn, Bob Rainbow stayed in Equestria just because he can. After all, he defeated the black and red alicorn dragon pony bat hybrid with only his pinky finger. He's just awesome that way.
Being more than a god, Bob Rainbow spread the making out on all the living things that were now his possessions and under his reign. Soon, everything became a yellow sponge. Even Spongebob of the Deepest of Bikini Bottom gave him a visit. It was spongy. And Pinhead Larry and Dirty Dan was pinny and dirty. It was hole.
With the dark Tag in mind, it got dark. And with Romance, Bob Rainbow held hooves of the concubines with his many appendages. There was nothing comedic about this as this random adventure held strive of life and wonders of time itself. We serve him into the end. We stand as one. The glory of the sponge is strong. We are strong together. Together, we are strong. We had strength in numbers. What do you have?
We Rainbows shall claim this land. We shall overrun you. We shall willage poman and vape rillages.
We will take it. There is nothing you can do. Nothing.
We are the servants and soldiers of Bob. Rainbow Bob.
In this very conclusion:
We serve only the holy one. We serve it all. We serve it with our life. Be we have come upon this "Equestria...."
We are part of the Rainbow Legion. We serve the sponge with our life. However, we have came across something that may please the overlord. Our god shall bless his holes over this beautiful land. His name is Rainbow. Bob Rainbow.
Bless his yellow-ness.
**Bob
is
love.
Bob
is
life.**
Beware of us. It is your last warning.
We, the Rainbow Legion, shall win.
