Diaper Note

Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

Chapter 1 Author's Note

Warning: This story contains diapers, diaper usage, humiliation and AB/DL themes. If these do not appeal to you, then please do not read any further.

Chapter 1

It is 10:52 am, as I gaze at the clock on the wall, the teacher is going on about something tediously simple, and I am bored. I look out the window next to my desk, those ponies continue their mindless trotting from place to place. My eyes peer back at the book in front of me, I carefully turn the page making sure no one else witnesses what oddities exist on the other side. At this point its contents were ingrained into my mind, but visibly seeing it helped me cope with my own sad reality. On it is the picture of a lightly tan mare with a brown mane, but she is lying down in a provocative pose beckoning the observer. This is a pornographic image, but not that ‘normal’ crap you can easily find. I continue to turn the page and the truth behind the picture is quite evident to anypony looking. That mare lying down, is diapered.

“Mr. Light Ponami, please read the next page.”

It is the teacher, keeping my cool I flip the page back. I read off the words from the page verbatim. This is all quite a simple task, that my moronic classmates magnify in difficulty. As I finish I can hear them talking. Talks of late night meetups, and normal sexual acts. All of which bores, and sickens me. The teacher continues to talk to the class as I flip back to that image of the diapered mare. Gazing upon it, I feel empty knowing this is not the norm of this world. I once again find myself staring out that window looking down at that circus they call ‘normalcy.’

This is my truth, and my truth alone. In this world looking out at those hapless mare’s in skimpy clothing, the stallions maintaining a perfect physique, and even those damn advertisements promoting all of this. All of these things disgust me. What I gaze upon is my truth, and the absolute truth. Thinking back to those rampant rapes, molestation charges, and sexual misconduct running rampant in Equestria I am left sick to my stomach. Combine with the lack of the far superior diaper pornography in this world, I can only conclude one thing.

This world is rotting.

I continue to stare out the window trying desperately to alleviate my boredom. Yet, no matter how long I look I can not find anything of value. All that stares back at me is my reflection. That same light brown coat, and that brown mane of mine. I am just another earth pony unable to do anything in this world. Even my useless cutie mark, a simple blank sheet of paper, and a pen. Proving I am destined to do nothing more than live the life of a normal pony, and that I will accomplish nothing of value.

Looking up I can see the sun, and flashes of ‘them’ flood my mind. Those so called rulers, the ones that define normality. All I will ever be is another brick in their masonry, that is not the life I want to live. I want to refine it, all of it, in my image. I smile at the pure absurdity of that thought. I don't have the means to pull something like that off. I continue to stare out that window as the final bell goes off indicating class is over. To me this is just one more year I have to get through before I can attend a university, and then live out my boring life in this utterly boring world.

Getting up something caught my eye, in that blue sky is the glimmer of a black object falling. I continue to look, my vision unbroken, as it lands on the ground. What is that!? Did anypony else see it? As I look around everypony is caught up in their own mundane lives to notice something so strange. Grabbing my bag I gallop out of the classroom, and made it out of the school to where that strange black object fell. Across a green field lacking anypony nearby is a black book. I slowly approach the book, and pick it up. It is quite thin, and looks worn out. As I turn the book around I am able to read its title.

“Diaper Note.”

I am left in shock at the strange title written in the odd white font. D-diaper… why would this even exist here! My curiosity is piqued, and I open the book. On the back of the front cover there is writing, I began to read the first part out loud.

“The pony whose name is written in this note shall become incontinent.”

How ridiculous! I close the book and place it back down. It looks like somepony is trying to play a prank, maybe they know about me. Not wanting to raise suspicion I begin to walk away. It only took a few steps before thoughts of that book began to burn in the back of my mind. I took one more look around, nopony is even there. It is just me and that book, whose title references my darkest desire. Even though it makes no sense to somepony like me, I turn around, pick up the book, and place it into my saddlebag. Why am I doing this, I must be insane. Yet, I continue on my way home with that strange book in my possession. My mind is left uneasy as I continue my trip back home.

As I walk past the streets I look around, every other sight is more sickening than the last. Posters, ponies, and clothing all they ever do is promote sex. Prostitution, strip clubs, and even in their own day to day lives. All they ever do is remind me of the degeneracy plaguing this world. If only I can find some way to fix this rotting world. As I continue to walk, thoughts of the book once again fill my mind. Obviously my current state of mind is a result from the final exam I just received. Ha, like I give a shit, in this world who really care what my grades were. I just need to get home so I can stop thinking about this stupid notebook. I continue the rest of my silence until I finally reach my front door.

I quickly opened the door and began my way to my room, until somepony blocking my path stopped me.

“Light, you’re finally home! So how was your exam grades”

It is my mother, she had probably been waiting to see what my exam grades were. At this point she is the only one that actually saw a meaning in that pointless number. I pull out the paper, give it to her, and began to walk back to my room. I can hear her congratulate me from the distance, but I didn’t care. Everyone expects me to earn a perfect score every time, and so I did. This is a fact, and yet she is excited every time. As if anypony could expect any less of me. As I walk away my mother mentions she is leaving for a while with my sister.

I finally make it back to my room, that same boring depressing room. Walking in I pass by that large collection of books on my bookshelf. A feeling of comfort washes over me as I remember what is hidden by the bindings. Since my dad would be at work until late tonight, this means I have the whole house to myself. Normally I would have taken advantage of the increase in privacy, but right now I need to take care of this nagging feeling the notebook has been giving me. I walk over to my desk, and remove that notebook. Once again I held that book in my hoof, I open the cover driven to read more.

“This note will not take effect unless the writer has the pony’s face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, ponies sharing the same name will not be affected. If the cause of incontinence is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the pony’s name, it will happen. If the cause of incontinence is not specified the pony will simply lose all control.”

I close the book, my insides burn with the excitement that such a thought could even exist. I begin to laugh. It is too bad such a thing is impossible. Even in this world of magic, for somepony like me this is impossible. Maybe I should write my own name in the book just for fun. I took out my pen, and once again open the book. I steady my pen as I drive it towards the blank page, but before I can write anything down, I stop. The sound of laughter echoes from the outside world. Putting my pen down I decide to go see what’s the cause. As I look outside onto the streets, I am met with a sight that burns me.

The anger welling up inside of me returns at full force, it was her. Down on the streets talking to another pony was that mare I despise. She was a classmate, and ever since that remains a constant reminder of why I hate those idiots. It was a day stamped into my mind, of an incident that took place two years ago. Back when I was still vocal. I was approached by that worthless mare, she asked me that stupid question regarding whether or not I would go out with her. Even though I refused, she still tried to destroy my reputation. Those doctored photos, those phone calls, and the rumors. I grit my teeth, she was a waste of space that deserves to be punished for her selfishness. I don’t know how she did it, but she found out the truth about me, and nearly exposed my secret out of spite. My only saving grace was how little proof she had, and how absurd it must have sounded to the normal ones. I want revenge, and that book began to fill my thoughts once again. Although I doubt it would have any real effect, I can at least try to do ‘that’ to help calm myself down.

I swiftly walk over to my table, open the book, and write her name, Scarlet Kiss. I note the time, and begin my wait for the forty seconds to pass. As I do this, that rule about keeping the victim’s face in mind flashes into my head. Ha! As if I could get that unicorn out of my mind. Her white coat, her blond mane, and that cutie mark of the hoofcuff, are all frozen into my mind. The more I think about it, the more her cutie mark makes sense. She is destined to only drag others down with her.

I walk back to the window, she is still talking to that brown pony. I look at my watch only ten seconds remain as I stare on. As the clock finishes ticking down I kept my eyes focus on her, but nothing happens. Well, I expect as much, but at least doing that helps me calm down a bit. I was about to go back to my desk, when I notice something odd. Her shadow is growing at a rapid rate, but that doesn’t make sense. It took a few seconds for my mind to put together what is happening.

“It-it worked…”

Dumbstruck at what is going on, my mind began to drift. There is no way, it must be a coincidence. I look back at the book afraid of the power it could hold, maybe I am just seeing things.

“AHHHHH!!!”

My mind quickly snaps back to reality, as I hear a piercing scream. Looking back outside, I can see Scarlet hopping around. She finally realizes what she is doing. I quickly open my window so I can hear what is going on. The brown stallion is now laughing at her as she jumps into the bushes. As I listen closely I can make out what she is saying.

“STOP THAT! This isn’t funny! Are you even listening to meeeee!? Quiiiiiick geeeeet help!”

I can hear her straining on some of her words. As I continue to look, she jumps back from the bushes.

“NO! WHY DID I DO THAT! This can’t be happening! My life is ruined!”

The brown stallion falls over on the ground laughing hysterically, as she begins to cry. I knew what happened, I look at the book, and then at my watch. Exactly one minute and forty-seven seconds ago I had sealed that mare’s fate by writing her name in the Diaper Note. At exactly one minute seven seconds ago, thanks to that note’s strange powers Scarlet Kiss was rendered completely incontinent. She then proceeded to urinate on the sidewalk in front of an unknown brown stallion. A few seconds later as she realized this she jumps into a bush in order to save face. In the process, she defecated in that very bush. Now she is utterly humiliated and crying.

I should be happy, but I wasn’t. What have I gotten myself into? I now have this incredible power, something nopony should have. I can make even my own dreams come true. In fact, if I am careful I could use this book to accomplish great things. As I continue to ponder over the many possibilities this book offers me, I am interrupted by yelling coming from outside. That stallion is once again standing up, but this time he has a camera in his hooves. Scarlet is now on the sidewalk, lying back and cowering in a new puddle of urine. She probably tried to run away. Now there she was, that mare that tried to ruin my life. About to suffer the same fate, she attempted to impose on me. I am so happy, and I am content that I had gotten my revenge. Yet, something bothers me. Now there is this stallion towering over that pathetic mare.

“P-please what are you doing!? D-don’t do this, I will do anything.”

Scarlet was on the ground, sobbing furiously. At the same time that stallion is still advancing towards her.

“Oh no, this is too rich! I am just going to snap a few shots of your little accident and use them for my benefit. I remember a few years back you tried to spread some ridiculous rumors about some honor kid, and claimed he was into this stuff. With these photos I can only imagine how much that story will blow up in your face. Then we will see what you will do to keep me quiet.”

How the hell can he even consider kicking somepony when they can’t even fight back. She is incontinent now, and now has to spend the rest of her life in diapers. While that thought normally would intrigue me, I can’t let him do this to her. I look back at the Diaper Note, I can use that, but I didn’t know his name. What the hell am I going to do, and why the hell do I care so much!? I took a good look at the camera and had an idea, but he is getting ready to take her picture. I have to act fast! Looking around my room, I grab my alarm clock. In one swift motion I completely open the window, and chuck it at him.

*DING*

I look on, as the alarm clock has made an impact with his head. The stallion falls to the ground, landing on his camera in the process. Even from my distance I can hear that crunch noise that indicates the end for that camera’s life. Scarlet began to look to look around afraid. Probably searching for the reputation saving clock’s owner. Her eyes met with mine, and I can tell she knew. She looks like she wants to say something, but that stallion got up. He picks up his camera, and by the look of his face, he wasn’t happy with its current condition. All he needs to do is look at Scarlet and follow her gaze back to me.

“HEY! What is the big deal! You got a death wish punk! I’ll murder you you asswipe!”

Hmph! What an idiot, truly a pony like him is unnecessary in this day and age. Of course I would rather not start a fight with somepony like him, but there always is a better way. Right now I need to carefully provoke him.

“Yeah, you're a waste of space! How about dealing with somepony your own size?”

I can see my challenge makes him boil with anger, obviously my previous estimate regarding the state of his intelligence appears to be correct.

“OH YEAH! How about you get down here and fight me like a real stallion!”

Now to lay my trap.

“Hahaha! Are you kidding? Why in all of Equestria would I fight a moron like you. I am sure you hail from a family of failures. I don’t know who to blame, you for being so stupid, or your stupid parents for cursing this world with an idiot like you.”

He lost it, I am certain I was a bit too rough with my last comment. He picks up his camera and throws it at me. I expect as much and dodge out of the way. It crashes against my bookshelf shattering it to pieces. It doesn’t matter, I already have my prize. In the rubble of the once whole camera is a green tag I noticed was secured to the camera, when he tried to take that picture earlier. I pick it up, and as expected, it has his name and address written on it. It’s a lost and found tag, meant to help return his camera if it ever came to be out of his possession. This time he will regret being so careful. I can hear him outside, he is beating down my door and shouting profanities, I slowly walk over to my desk. I open the Diaper Note, and write his name down, Flaring Slate. I can only note that his name suits his crude demeanor.

I pick up a small black box from my desk, and return back to my window. A smile runs across my face as I look down at the stallion foolheartedly trying to get into my house. I continue to look at my watch, on the verge of laughter. I had locked my door earlier, so even if the first occurrence of the note was a fluke I am fully prepared. My father being a detective has a well made security system set up in the house. So if he manages to break through that door I can only imagine how long it will take him before the police arrive, maybe if he is lucky he’ll be able to enter my door. But that isn’t my plan this time. Oh no, he has only a few seconds left before he will regret ever having come here.

“You bastard let me in!”

Three.

“I swear to Celestia, I will make you pay!”

Two.

“You are fucking dead!”

One.

“Ugh!”

The banging stops, looking down I could see it. The corners of my mouth tear further into my face, widening my smile. I can hear it so clearly, the sound of rushing water. I can’t hold it back any longer, my thunderous laugh fills the air. I picked up the black box, making sure he could see it.

“Hahahahahaha! Now what exactly were you planning to piss all over my front door?”

He looks so confused, so lost, and so utterly broken.

“B-but, h-how did I..!?”

This is perfect.

“I guess that fall on your camera really did a number on you. Oh, and speaking of cameras, say cheese.”

I raise the black box, seeing this, he flees in fear leaving a trail of urine in his path. I did it, I won. I lower the black box, it’s nothing more than a watch box that I had bought my wrist watch in. It wasn’t even a real camera, not that I need one to invoke fear in somepony as pathetic as him. Once again laughter erupts from me, I am overtaken by this feeling of triumph. This feeling is far more amazing than the one I had getting revenge against Scarlet. Remembering her I manage to quiet my laughter. She is still lying there, looking at me confused. I felt at the very least I could call out to her.

“Are you okay?”

As my voice reaches her ears, she quickly gets up, and begins to gallop away. Not that I blame her. I thought to myself about how she would now need to wear diapers forever. Although this thought fascinates me, I know that any diapers made for a mare her size will be inadequate. I know this quite well from experience, and it is a concept that is utterly annoying to me. If there is a larger market for this, then the products could be great, if more ponies need diapers there will be a larger pool of diaper porn, if this world is infested with diaper wearers it would…

My mind frozen, I look back at the book on my desk. My mind races with thoughts of what I can accomplish. With this book I have the tools to reshape this world in my own image. No longer will my lack of power be my restraint. Now with this notebook I have the power to fix this world. I quickly return to my desk, my heart beating a mile a minute. Right now I need to be careful how I go about this. My first step is to begin afflicting politicians, actors, fashion designers, and the Canterlot elite. Right now I need to avoid using this on those rulers, I am not sure if this note is strong enough to affect Alicorns yet. I will slowly work my way up the chain, soon everything will change. I once again pick up my pen and open the cover of the book, this is only the beginning.

***
Soon a month passed and slowly all of Equestria is becoming incontinent. Originally they tried to cure it by using magic, but all attempts failed. To slow down their efforts, I occasionally added flu like symptoms before the onset of incontinence. As a result, those ponies assumed this is the result of a new disease. While they began running around my red herring, searching for a cure, I began my plan. It began with small time designers, and business owners. Of course the ponies responded to it exactly the way I expected. They pushed the abnormal ponies that needed diapers out of the limelight and inserted new ones in their place. It is only a matter of time before most of them ended up in diapers as well. Soon it became tricky to find any designer or business owner without some way to cope with their new incontinence.

Now that I have an effect on the bridge between the common folk and elite I can begin to put the next phase of my plan into action. I can’t help but laugh at how perfectly everything is going. I sit down in my chair, and reach for an apple into the small bowl of apples my mother has brought me. Scanning the last batch of names written in the Diaper Note, I am reminded of the neglect I am giving my own desires. Ever since I found the notebook I have not once indulged my own fetish. Right now I need to focus, there will be plenty of time for that once everything is settled. As I stare out my window taking in the dark night sky, I feel a presence behind me.

It is unlike anything I felt before. I begin to breath heavily, I can feel it, peering into my soul. I sharply inhale, and exhale, and I am ready to meet this ‘thing’ that is observing me. As I turn around I stare into its red eyes, from what I can tell it looks like a pony. It is much larger than me, maybe even the height of those rulers. It has a pale blue coat, and a long unkempt black mane. There is a silver earring on its left ear in the shape of a heart. On its front right hoof is a metal bracelet, on its back left hoof is an odd holster carrying a book attached to a chain that connects to a belt around its waist. As I run my eyes across the creature I notice it has an oddly particular cutie mark, a pacifier. As my eyes wander around its mark, I notice it is wearing a diaper. My eyes continue to run along its back and forehead. This confirms my suspicions, it bears both black wings and an elongated horn. I am standing in the presence of an Alicorn, a god. It smiles at me as it speaks.

“So kid, I see you have taken quite a liking to my book.”

My eyes lock with the odd creature. Judging by its voice it must be male. Right now I know that I need to keep my cool and assess the situation. I had my suspicions about who the creator of this powerful book was, but this surpasses all of them.

“Relax. My name is Nyuk. I am a being that succeeded your world millennia ago, I guess you would refer to me as an Omushin. It roughly means a diaper god. Many moons ago , my friends transcended your plane of existence. Judging by how excited you were earlier, you must have figured out the power contained in that notebook of mine. Although I must say I never expected the pony to find it would have written so many names.”

I see, so it’s all beginning to make sense. Of course the only way a book like this can even exist is if a pony that surpasses even Celestia wrote it. The rules the Diaper Note follows surpass the laws of even our own reality, yet are heavily bounded by its own arbitrary limitations. However, that doesn't matter right now.

“An Omushin huh, well I can’t say I am surprised. I expected somepony would come for the book eventually. Its power is unbelievable, and now that I have seen the full extent of its power I feel even more confident in what I am about to do. So what is your plan Nyuk? Is this where to take my continence away from me, and then get your book back?”

Nyuk looks at me confused.

“Take it from you, now why would I do that? That book is yours now, the moment it enters the pony world, it becomes part of it. However, I admit I didn’t expect this reaction from you. You can do whatever you want with it. You can keep writing names, destroy it, or give it to somepony else. However, I should warn you, if you do either of the last two I will be forced to erase your memory of ever having possessed the book.”

I look back at him at a loss for words, this is the most incredible thing I have heard in my entire life.

“Th-this is my book?”

“Yup, and it will remain your book until you become fully incontinent yourself. When that time comes it will fall on me to write your name in my Diaper Note.”

Nyuk removes the book he keeps in his holster. He opens it and flips through the pages. As long as I keep my continence I can remain the holder of the book. This is something I need to ensure I am careful about, but there are still more things I need to ask.

“Hey Nyuk, why was the book given to me?”

Hearing this, Omushin put his book away and laughed.

“You honestly believe you were chosen? No such thing happened, I just happened to have left my book in that spot, and you happen to have picked it up. That is why the language rules are written in is one that anypony can read. It was all a coincidence.”

I must say that is quite a coincidence. I am rather lucky to have come across this book, but then again luck means nothing if you can’t use it. I look back at the Omushin, whose attention is more towards the direction of my table. It extended its wings as it began to hover in the air.

“Oh my, are those apples!?”

Nyuk uses his magic to pick up one of the apples, bringing it to his mouth and beginning to eat it. As I look at his diaper I can see it has a yellow tint in its whiteness. So it would appear he needs those as well. I still have one more question I need to ask right now.

“Nyuk, why did you drop the book in our world?”

“I must say the one thing we have difficulty in our world is finding apples as delicious as the ones here. I think the best word to describe them is juicy. To tell you the truth kid, I’d prefer them pureed or in juice form, but these are still good.”

“Nyuk stop playing games, why!?

Finishing the apple, he looks at me perplexed.

“Why? Because I was bored. You see kid, our world isn’t exactly a great place. Most of us Omushins just spend the day lounging around without much to do, and believe it or not after a couple of thousand years even wearing diapers starts to lose its appeal. So I decided to drop a Diaper Note into your world to alleviate my boredom. Now that you have picked it up we are bound by the book until it is no longer in your possession. So kid, what will you do now?”

Hearing all this I began to smile, this is perfect, everything is even better than I could ever expect.

“This Diaper Note truly is amazing. You see, Nyuk I have already begun my plan. I have written the names of the most influential ponies within my section of Equestria, and I plan to spread out even further.”

“Huh!? What’s the point of doing that?”

“Right now the norm this world centers around, is one that does not suit me. I want to change that. I want the world to be one consumed in diapers. No longer with those idiots define what is and isn’t acceptable. I will be the one to rewrite this world in my own image.”

I can see a glimmer in Nyuk’s eyes.

“Why even bother? You obviously have an attraction to diapers. Wouldn’t it just be simpler to write your friends and family’s name’s down, and alter their perception so you could wear and do whatever you wanted?”

“Because... I have been bored too. After I wrote my first name I began to wonder exactly what I could do. But then I thought to myself what if somepony else picked up the Diaper Note, what would they have done? In the end, I came to one conclusion somepony needed to fix this rotting world. Even if I have to sacrifice my own desires to do it, who cares somepony has to do it. I realized that if I don’t do this who will? That’s the point there is no one! I soon began to realize the meaning of my cutie mark. The page is the world and I am the pen, I can rewrite this world. I am the only one that can do it. I will do it! Using the Diaper Note I will change the world! I will fix this world, one name at a time, so eventually this world will be filled with diaper wearers. This world will be reborn, free of the shameful depravity and filled with a fetish that is truly pure. I, Light Ponami, will recreate this as a diaper world, and I… I will become the god of this new world!”

Looking over I could see that look of interest in his eyes, and his hooves shook. “It is just as I thought. Ponies are so interesting.” He begins to laugh as the night fades away.

Right now I know I can succeed.

Chapter 2

In a pitch black room, locked away from the world, a lone pony with an unkempt black mane stared at illuminated pages of a book. A door hidden in the darkness opened as a much larger pony, wearing a trench coat and hat, walked in. As he reached the lone light in the room, he began to speak. “Sir, I have acquired all the books you requested. Will there be anything else?” The pony sitting in the darkness remained silent. The larger stallion understood what this meant and nodded. “I have received further information from the Canterlot Royal Guards. The princesses are currently under an anti-magical barrier at an undisclosed location. We have been granted full funding and are to move forward with the operation. We are to detain the pony responsible for these odd attacks by any means. Our last update has shown the individual the investigation has dubbed ‘Diara’ has successfully induced irreversible incontinence in seven-hundred more ponies in the past twenty-four hours. For now, I will go oversee the investigation’s attempts to locate Diara and will be back to check on you in 4 hours.” The stallion exited the dark room, leaving the pony soaked in darkness to his devices.

As the door closed, a white hoof extended past the light and dipped into that darkness to pull out a pink frosted cupcake. The pony stopped, lost in his thoughts. As he placed the cupcake down, he brought his hoof up to his mouth and pressed on his upper lip. “Diara, huh? I wonder just how much longer you can keep running from justice.”

***

*RING* *RING* *RIN-*

I wake up once again, slamming my hoof against my alarm clock. After seeing it survive a collision with that dense stallion’s cranium I know it can handle worse. I get out of my bed and begin my morning ritual. I start by going to the bathroom to brush my teeth, take a shower, and wear my newly appointed uniform. As a result of the rampant incontinence that had been plaguing Equestria, our school had issued uniforms we were required to wear. Their purpose, as misguided as it is, is to help students currently wearing fit in better and contain any accidents for students that are still ‘normal’ and may be affected by the ‘disease’. I can't help but laugh at how misguided their efforts to maintain their old standards of normalcy are. Soon this world will be mine, and no amount of running can save them from that inevitable fact. I'm going to make the world know I’m here… that somepony is passing righteous judgment on them; Condemning all that rejects my utopia to the joys of my diapered world.

I return to my desk. Today is Saturday. Although there is no need for me to wear my uniform, I feel I may as well humor them and use it as a way to leave suspicion off of me. Today I have to make a special trip a few towns over. I collect my saddle bag and place the Diaper Note inside it. I especially need it to pull off today’s plan. I look outside my window and see Nyuk; he is standing at the front door waiting for me. He is extremely excited about today’s trip, probably due to the apple fields in that town. I am about to leave my room until I notice my calendar. Looking at it reminds me of the three months that have already passed. These past three months were truly something interesting...

***
Three months ago, I decided to use another feature mentioned in the Diaper Note. This feature allows me to modify the way an individual becomes incontinent. While testing it I realized this effect allowed me to manipulate the behavior of the individual before they became incontinent. However, further testing showed the note is limited to a 23 day time period before the incontinence immediately takes effect, regardless of the orders listed, thereby ending the order. Additional tests showed that although I can’t issue orders past the 23 day limit, any effects in regards to the incontinence continues. This includes the use of superlatives such as making someone hate, or like, their own incontinence. In addition, if the order has a permanent effect, that effect will remain. For example, if I order someone to cut off a hoof, it will remain cut. Luckily, this concept also applies to memories. Should I write that someone forgets something their memories will be lost permanently. These limitations forced a bit of creativity to adequately pull off my plan but I still managed to use it to my advantage.

My first major usage of this function was on a series of business ponies that owned several businesses that dealt with the manufacturing of adult diapers. My instructions regarding the pony's actions were simple. They would undergo severe stress from their job of producing inadequate adult diapers. This stress would then drive them to sell their company to a specific bidder. At this exact same time I used the note to instigate the hostile takeovers of those companies by several foal diaper producing corporations. I began by rendering all the owner’s family and loved ones mysteriously incontinent. I then used the note on the owners themselves, alongside a set of commands. They were to purchase the adult diaper corporations I designated. Then they would pursue the production of quality adult diapers, before then becoming incontinent themselves. Even after the note’s effect wore off they would be driven by not only the increasing demand, but the sudden need of quality diapers for themselves, their families, and loved ones.

By the second month I decided to shift my focus to altering the population's perception towards diapers. My plan was to leave the entire fashion world needing diapers. This would help to glorify diapers in the eyes of the mindless masses. In the beginning, this plan worked flawlessly. However, soon I began to suffer setbacks. Many of the models used stage names instead of their legitimate ones. Without their real names, the Diaper Note was rendered useless. Of course, even if my plan didn’t succeed completely, I still managed to inflict a sizable amount of the most influential ponies in Equestria with the need to wear diapers. As I expected, even without the use of the Diaper Note to afflict models directly, the sudden climb in diaper users already began to increase the popularity of diaper models. With it came clothing, advertisements, and, of course, pornography all related to diapers. I was approaching my goal. The Diaper Note served more as a catalyst to the inevitable change taking this world over.

It has now entered the third month since I received this powerful notebook. During this whole time I have been writing the names of regular ponies to ensure the change is more common. I have spread out the incontinence to all the cities surrounding Equestria; Influential ponies, regular ponies, and all of the creatures of this world. It doesn’t matter; all will be diapered in my perfect world.

***
I look at my calendar. It has marks on key days of significance. Next month is the closing for the acquisition and expansion of several foal diaper companies. Aside from my current plan, I have also invested heavily in their stock. I will be a rich pony in exactly one month’s time. Five days following the closing, several top design firms will reveal their new clothing line. Apparently, with this new focus on diapers, a new fashion trend is sweeping Equestria: Adult Foal. Now, while I would be lying if I didn’t say it thoroughly intrigues me, I can not partake. Right now, as painful as it is, I am forced to remain a messiah that will lead others to their salvation. Yet, through it all, I must observe paradise from the depths of hell. Only when they are all saved can I finally ascend to this diaper paradise of my own creation. A smile runs across my face as I head downstairs and out my door. As I walk outside I am met with his voice, spilling with annoyance over how long I made him wait.

“Light, are you finally ready?” The Omushin leers in my direction and seems quite impatient with me.

“Yes, Nyuk. Let’s make it to the train station.” As I said that, Nyuk’s demeanor changes to one of excitement. For a god, he didn’t do a good job selling the fear factor. I continue on my way, passing by the front of my house. Memories of Scarlet lying here flash into my mind. I wonder what exactly happened to her. However, directly after the incident, she switched schools. I walk over the now clean sidewalk, putting that thought behind me. Right now I need to focus on putting the next step of my grand plan into play. I pass by the city streets on my way to the train station, and am quite pleased by the changes. Several new shops selling Adult Foal wear have opened up and advertisements for new brands of diapers lined the streets. The ponies dotting the streets were mostly diapered, clothed, or both. Nopony dares to insult another, for it’s only a matter of time until they themselves end up in need of diapers. Looking at all those ponies going about their business, in this new world going towards path to diapers, I feel pure excitement. Soon they will have no one to thank but me for this grand new world.

As we continue to walk, we arrive at the train station. Walking on the platform, I notice two ponies standing outside a door I have never seen at the station before. On the door there is a black image of a pony lying on a table with a diaper on. I can smell foal powder as I pass by. It appears it is already reaching the point where changing rooms are being installed publicly. I couldn’t help but mutter under my breath, “Exactly as planned.” As I continue on my way I cross by the bathroom. A mare exits, the smell of that putrid unclean odor fills the air. Ugh! How sickening! To think, they can stand doing that in there. Well, that is no matter. I run my hoof through my mane to straighten it. Soon there will only be changing rooms in my perfect world. Right now, I just need to continue with my plan.

I board the train, sit down, and present my pass to the conductor. As he left I looked up to see Nyuk flying overhead. As a Omushin, he is perfectly invisible to anyone that had not come into contact with the Diaper Note, as no one else could hear, feel, or see him. It is a rather useful ability, but he rarely would use it for my benefit; unless I bribe him. That is one of a list of reasons for today’s trip. This train is en route to a small village I had visited a few times in the past. Now, while it appears to be a quiet little village, looks are quite deceiving. In this small town, Celestia has deviously hidden a powerful weapon; one that can possibly oppose me. I have to make sure it is out of commission. Another strange thing about this village is the odd library there. It’s quite small, but contains several rare books known only to the Canterlot Royal Library. There are also some odd rumors circulating about a resident which can prove useful in regards to further tests of the Diaper Note’s capabilities.

In an attempt to contain my excitement, I decided to examine the contents of the train car. To my surprise, most of the ponies in this particular car appear to be the first batch of newcomers to the new world. As I look across I can see most of them are wearing clothes and carrying their saddlebags closely. I can clearly see they are diapered, and that they are carrying their supplies with them. No matter how much they try to blend in with the sheep, that smell of foal powder and pacifying crinkle gives them away. Even if they try to hide it from the progression of this world, I will still forgive their foolishness. For I know, soon they will see the light that I as their god have already lit for them. I exhaled; as my breath exits my mouth I can almost see it, empowered by my drive to fix this world.

“It is 12:35 pm. We have arrived at our final stop in Ponyville. Please collect your bags and proceed to the nearest exit.” The mechanical voice shut off, indicating an end to the journey.

The doors open and I exit on the door to my right, Nyuk following behind. It is obvious he can barely contain his excitement. So strange to see a god getting so excited over an apple orchard. For now, I may as well leave him off at the Apple Family Orchard. This will give me a chance to verify if everything is going as planned. “Okay, Nyuk. Let’s stop by that apple farm first. You wait there while I take care of a few things, alright?” The Omushin flies down next to me and begins to walk on his hooves.

“No complaints here. Just be sure to take as much time as you need.” He crookedly smiles at the sheer notion of what he plans to do.

It is obvious he only wants to indulge, not that this bothers me. In fact, this may prove to be useful in the future. It’s a short walk from the station to the orchard, but along the way I am reminded of the next reason I have come to this town. Due to the state of this tiny village, there are few public records of the names of all its residents. As such, I have very little luck spreading my influence here. If all goes as planned that will change. Passing through the streets we descend towards the dirt roads. We pass by several apple trees. I could see that look of pure lust burning in his eyes. “Please, Nyuk. control yourself for a bit longer. I need to talk to somepony before you can eat.”

“Hmmph! Fine…” He pouts, but agrees to my request. For a god he really acts childishly when the subject pertains to apples. I should remember this for the future.

I can see the barn up ahead. As I get closer I can see a white mare leaving the barn; a unicorn with a purple mane. She is using her magic to levitate a few folded articles of clothing, and she looks quite pleased. A devious smile runs across my face. I know who she is. As she passes by me humming, I see it. The first pony I have seen today just walking around in a diaper, no regard for her prior self. “Exactly as planned.” She seems quite happy and the reason is obvious. She successfully hit the market the moment the Adult Foal fashion craze engulfed the masses. Most ponies were confused as to why she was so prepared, as well as to why her designs were made with the functionality of a diaper wearer in mind. Of course, there were rumors she loved her new diapered state and wouldn’t trade it for the world. While she does deny it publicly, her critics remain. Not unusual considering she is one of the few ponies that walk in broad daylight in just a diaper or her own foal fashion. This must make it hard for others to take her statement seriously. Of course, I know the truth.

We finally arrived at the barn. Walking inside, I can see an orange mare. She looks over some cloth in her hooves, seemingly engrossed in the yellow clothing in her hooves. It is obvious that she is enamored with it, completely oblivious that anypony looking in could see her diapered rump clear as day. Then again, I doubt she cares. As I approach her from behind, she is startled. She quickly folds up what she has and hides it behind her back. I smile, knowing full well what she was doing. For now, I may as well play the role of the confused city kid. It would be better for us all. “Hello Miss Applejack. We discussed myself coming by today for a bulk apple purchase.” She relaxes, probably assuming I didn’t see anything.

“Ah! You must be Light. Been waitin’ for ya! Just give me a right minute. I got’a put something away.” Applejack left the barn and swiftly returned back, no longer holding that article of clothing. “Sorry for the wait.” As she returns, she walks over to me and hands me a slip of paper with some instructions. “Just follow this path ‘til you run into my brother, Big Mac. Show him that and he’ll take ya to your order.”

As she turned away, I could see she already used her diaper heavily but didn’t care. I have one more question to ask to ensure the absence of any suspicion. “How will I know what he looks like?”

She continues walking away, and yells back at me. “He’s the big, red stallion. You can’t miss ‘em!”

“Thanks!” I call out, walking in the direction of her brother. I know full well what Big Mac looks like and his condition at the moment. The apple family is quite well known as the largest producer of apples for all of Equestria, just like that up and coming designer from Ponyville that is now becoming famous through all of Canterlot. They were the only exceptions to the vast tedium of locating ponies’ names in this village. As I continue to walk, with a pouting Nyuk in tow, I notice Applejack was correct. Her brother is out in the fields bucking trees. As I expect, Big Mac is diapered as well. He is probably out here due to his shame of the whole thing, not wanting to be in front and dealing with visitors. It must be quite difficult living with his very ‘conforming’ sister. I approach him, paper in hoof, “Hello! You must be Big Mac. Your sister told me to give this to you so you could take me to my order.” He takes the slip and reads it.

“Yup!” The diapered stallion signals me to follow him.

I follow the stallion as he guides me through the fields. Walking with him, I notice he is oddly content with his current state. After a few minutes, we happen upon a small grove with a small set of trees sectioned off. I thank him for taking me here. He nods and walks away, all without any hint of shame. It is a bit odd so see a pony that isn’t embarrassed or hating his current state, especially since I afflicted him normally. Anyway, I have something that needs to be taken care of.

“Okay, Nyuk. As per my purchase agreement this entire sectioned area is yours to do with however you wish. I happened to get a good price, since the apples were never picked. So as long as you stay in the bound area you can eat as much as you want.” I doubt he hears me, having already rushed off to eat the apples. To be honest, I doubt he can eat these many, but I am certain an offering to a god will probably pay me back in spades. “Okay, Nyuk. I’ll be back to pick you up later!” I could see him peek up from an apple tree to wave at me; such a gluttonous god. It doesn’t matter. Now I can continue my plan.

After traveling through town I happen upon the key to my journey, The Golden Oak Library. I note the time as 1:25 pm and enter. Passing through the door, an odd, small, purple creature greets me.

“Hello there. You must be new. I am Spike the Dragon. Twilight is busy at the moment. So, if you need any help, you can ask me!”

Ah, a dragon. Looks like the rumors were correct. This is perfect. The owner is also preoccupied. Now, time to begin. “Thank you. I was looking for a few books. Um, could you first please show me where your bathroom is?”

“Sure, no problem!” The little dragon points in front of me. “Just head down that way. You can’t miss it.”

I thank him and make it into the bathroom. After I enter, I pull out the Diaper Note and begin my next test. Readying my pen, I write down the creature’s name and his instructions. Spike the Dragon, he will lose his continence in 30 seconds. If questioned about the arrival of any ponies between 1:25 pm to 1:35 pm he will lose all memory pertaining to any new ponies that entered the room at this time. Post incontinence he will show little to no resistance to the concept of needing diapers. As I write down the last few details, I close the book. There is no guarantee this will actually work, but I need a contingency plan in case it does.

I put the book away and look at my watch. With ten seconds left I flush the toilet. As I exit, I hear the defeated cry of the small dragon. Looks like Nyuk’s wording in the Diaper Note isn’t written as clearly as it could have been. The use of “anypony” in the note is moot, just as I expected. Aside from ponies, this note could affect any organism that is currently continent. With this confirmation I can put the next phase of my plan into action. Soon the sound of another pony galloping through the library catches my attention.

“Spike! What happened!?” The sound came from a purple unicorn with a purple mane. She is another one whose name was easy to locate and somepony I need for my plan.

“I-I don’t know Twilight, I just couldn’t control myself.”

This will simplify matters immensely. I better hurry before she asks that dragon about me, and this all turns into a muddled mess.

“You must be under the effect of the incontinence spreading through all of Equestria. Celestia currently has me looking for the cause of all this. Quick, Spike. Did-”

“Hello, is everyone okay?” I made it just in time. As I looked down I could see the puddle of urine created by the sobbing little dragon. Standing next to the dragon is the student of the princess, Twilight Sparkle. I’d think the princess would give more care to the safety of her prized student. In the end, the all-powerful rulers of this land are so frightened by my power they can only hide in fear.

“Oh! Hello there, when did you arrive here?”

“Sorry! I just came in a few moments ago.” Now I have the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. “My name is Light. I was going to check out a few books for a research assignment for my class. I was just in the bathroom when I heard the noise. If you don’t mind me asking, what happened here?”

“Oh, sorry. It looks like this incontinence is spreading deeper into Ponyville and it just afflicted my assistant. I am currently researching the cause under orders from princess Celestia. Since you entered right before Spike became like this, I will need to run a few tests on you.”

A wryly one, eh? Hmph! No matter. “Not a problem. I would love to help in any way. But first, I think your little dragon might need a bit of help.” All eyes turn to the purple dragon sitting in the corner, upset over the mess he made on the floor.

“Oh my! Spike, I had almost forgotten! I am going to need some dia- Um… protection!”

‘Protection’. What a worthless term. Such a shame that the word diaper burns her tongue. I should change that. Twilight, I hope you are ready to join my new world. “Excuse me miss, I happen to have a few diapers on me. You see, my sister happens to have been affected by the incontinence, so I was out buying a few for her. They may be a bit big for him, but they are better than nothing.” I pull out a few diapers from my saddle bag. I could almost feel the venom dripping off each word I spoke. She has no clue what I have in store for her, my little puppet.

“Oh wow! Thank You so much!” The mare looks so thankful as she collects the diapers from me. In just a few more minutes I am sure she will thoroughly enjoy them. “Sorry to ask this, but could you wait here for a moment?”

“Not a problem. Please, take your time.” As she walked away, I couldn’t help but smirk. There goes that foolish mare, diapers in tow. Even though her assistant refuses to budge, she uses her magic to move him to the next room. While she is gone, I pull out my Diaper Note and use its power to script how the future will unfurl. The words pour out of my pen. Each letter is written at insane speeds that my mind can barely keep up with my own text. Dotting the last period, I close the book and return it to my saddlebag.

After a few more minutes pass I can see a flash of purple light from the next room, signaling that my plan worked. To kill a bit of time, I walk around the library noticing books on memory alteration spells, truth spells, powers that I couldn’t ever hope to obtain. Quite honestly, it scares me to think unicorns have access to such spells, but now I can level the playing field with this note. A little while later the now diapered dragon comes running out of the room, more chipper than he has been all day. He is running to the door carrying with him a slip of paper. I should see how well the note worked on her. “Hey, Spike. Are you okay? Where are you going in such a hurry?”

“I’m fine! Thanks for asking. Twilight is having me run to Rarity’s for an order she needs filled out. Sorry, got’a run!” The little dragon opened the door and rushed outside. I must say he is far more excited than I would expect, even if he is under the effects of the note. A few moments later, Twilight returns. Now the game can begin.

“Okay, Light. I have a few questions for you and I may need to run a few tests.”

“I refuse to help. Instead, how about you provide me with a copy of the Ponyville census report and information regarding the princess’s investigation into the sudden incontinence spreading throughout Equestria?”

Her demeanor quickly changed, and a blank expression filled her face. “Alright! Just give me a moment.” Twilight vanishes for a bit and returns with a book and hands it to me. “Here you go. That census is complete as of the first of this month and contains the names and pictures of all of Ponyville’s residents. As for the investigation, Celestia has entrusted me with searching for a cure. I am to treat it as a magical disease and look for the method used to spread the disease. I am to then formulate a cure. However, all of my attempts have proven useless. It was recently that the Princess set up a task force, Created under the assumption that there is a suspect inducing the incontinence by an unknown but powerful means that may exceed even the Princess’ own power. This suspect has been given the name “Diara” and the pony in charge is a well renowned detective. His face and name are unknown to all, but his deduction skills are unparalleled. He goes by the name “L”. In two weeks I am to cease all research relating to a cure and return back to my former assignment of studying the magic of friendship.”

Hmm… So the princess isn’t as completely useless as I assumed. She somehow managed to get closer to the truth regarding the Diaper Note. It doesn't matter. Not like a mere pony can comprehend the power I possess. Celestia, even your prized student has left you for my world, and in the end no one will be able to stop me. Time to bring my trip to this quaint town to an end. “First, you will forget ever having handed the census to me. Next, you will give me all the material you have on the Griffon kingdom.”

“Sorry, but I no longer have any books pertaining to the Griffon Kingdom. Is there anything else you need?”

“WHAT!? Where are all your books regarding the Griffon Kingdom!?”

“They were all permanently checked out four days ago by a large stallion. I was unable to tell who he was because he was wearing a large black coat and hat. However, when he came in to take all of my books on the subject, he presented a document with the royal seal on it. As such, I have reason to suspect he may have been part of the task force working under L or may have even been L himself.”

“H-he knew…” My vision is blurry. H-how did he know… I have to calm down, I need to steady my breathing. I need to focus. A week ago somepony decided to confiscate all of this library’s books on the Griffon Kingdom, the only place I have not been able to carry my influence at all due to the low quantity of information regarding its citizens. Now somepony, L, has taken some of the most detailed records in Equestra that are not restricted to the Canterlot elite. He must have realized I need the names and faces of my victim to use my power. No! If I don’t go through with my plan, he will get that much closer to figuring out how I have been doing this. If I can pull this off he will realize I have no use for the books. I need another strategy, fast! “Twilight! Do you know anyway to get detailed information about the Griffon Kingdom regarding its citizens!?”

“No, not personally. Oh! My friend Rainbow Dash is friends with a Griffon. Well… they were friends, so I am not too sure how much she can help.”

Wait, that’s it! I can still complete my plans. “Don’t worry, that is perfect. You have been a great help. Tell me where I can find Rainbow Dash and once I leave you will forget ever having met me.” My marionette nods to me, I collect my information, and I exit the library. Leaving, I stop to turn around and tell her, “Goodbye,” and continue on my way. As I am out of earshot of the library's entrance, I can see Spike returning with a large bundle of clothing. I am sure Spike and Twilight will enjoy their new clothes. If I am not mistaken, at this moment, she will need the rest of those diapers. I just hope they last her long enough to get some more. I pull out my Diaper Note and prepare for another scripted event.

It doesn’t take me long to make it to Rainbow Dash’s home. As I look up I can see the cloud home in the sky. I look down at my watch, waiting 7 minutes for it to become exactly 2:00pm, and in my mind work out exactly how this will unfold. As the last second passes, a blue mare descends down from her home.

“Hey what are you doing here?” The blue mare looks at me annoyed.

Her attitude combined with her ability to fly away made me glad I decided to use the note in advance. “Hello, I was just wondering if you could tell me about your Griffon friend. I will need a picture, her name, and some information regarding her and I will be on my way.” This is all way too easy...

***
I looked at my watch and noted that it is now 12:00am. The once bright day has descended into the bleak night. I am now in my own town, sitting on a park bench, waiting for the arrival of my final guest of the day. It has been quite a busy day but now it is all winding down. As I looked to my right, I could see an upset Nyuk. He has been sulking ever since this morning. He has been upset ever since he found out he went out of the sectioned area and I ended up having to pay the difference. Apparently even with him being a god, and whatnot, he still has an odd sense of wanting to maintain trust, and feels like he has broken mine. I honestly don’t care much about the money and am far more impressed he had managed to eat that many apples. Since I don’t pay for labor, it only cost a few bits. However, I am enjoying how indebted he feels towards me, and I will be sure to exploit this in the future.

I pull out the Diaper Note and flip to the dog-eared page towards the middle. Surrounding this page is the myriad of pages filled with hundreds of names haphazardly written. Here lies one special page that is consumed more with words than names, all carefully written.

The top half of this precious page had exactly six pony names, each containing a set of orders. The first two were names, Rarity and Applejack, were ones I had written over a month ago. Rarity was ordered to be consumed with creating fashion for my new world. The odd thing was that even after the 23 days were up, she was so engrossed with it that she never stopped making them. As a result, while others that were freed from the note’s effects were left unable to create for my world anymore, she continued to gain fame and popularity for her fashion lines. The next is Applejack, another simple one. Thinking back to this morning, I remembered her oddly conforming brother’s name was within the vast pool of names and was not on this special page.

The next two were written just this morning, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash, both forced to obey any request given to them by anypony they talked to until they heard somepony say ‘goodbye’ to them. Both were used to gain information to further my goals. The next two are freshly written. Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, complements of Twilight’s census report. While they had no unique orders, they were all necessary. Stopping for a moment, I flip forward to admire all the new followers this census had granted me. Twilight truly was one of the most useful pawns in my plan. I return back to that page reading over the orders I had issued to all of my pawns.

Even without the secondary orders, all six names have two lines of orders in common: “...will be happy with their new incontinent state, and enjoy their new need for diapers. They will then possess no desire to reverse their state.” Now, even if Celestia requested them to use the Elements of Harmony against the effects of the book, they will refuse, now unable to risk curing everypony, including themselves. At the same time, since the order is in relation to their thoughts, it bypasses the 23 day rule that normally hinders me. Now that I have effectively disarmed Celestia’s weapon against the Diaper Note, there is nothing to stop me. Even with all this success I felt, those words Twilight told me this morning burned in the back of my mind. L… Why am I so concerned about this mere pony trying to stop me? My train of thought is broken by flapping wings overhead. I stood up, greeting the odd creature. It is my first time gazing upon a griffon in person.

She looks at me, and pulls out a large book. Giving me the book she stares at me, lost. “What should I do now?”

“First, forget you ever met me, forget everything regarding this book, and that you ever came here. Next, fly over to Ponyville and meet up with your former friend Rainbow Dash.” She looks at me with those same glazed over eyes my marionettes shared. She nods, and takes flight soaring towards her destination. Nyuk looks at me and seems vastly confused trying to understand my actions. “Something wrong, Nyuk?” A look of disdain filled his face. I could tell he was disgusted with my seemingly uninteresting actions.

“I’m no fool Light. While I understand your expectations of earning my favor with our trip to the apple farm. What I can’t comprehend is how sending that griffon to that pony helps you in any way.”

Ah, so he has been fully aware of my intentions from the start, yet he is still too slow to see the much larger picture. “Nyuk, I am quite disappointed in your inability to see the bigger picture. My reasoning for leaving you with access to those apples was to create an alibi for myself. As far as anypony is concerned, I have been out collecting apples at the Apple Family Farm a quantity of which would take an entire day to complete. As for that griffon, she is simply on her way to see her old friend. I honestly don’t care what happens to her from this point. I have the census of the Griffon Kingdom and she can no longer be traced back to me.”

I can see that look on Nyuk’s face. It has been months since I have seen him filled with this much intrigue. Is this really his entertainment, to watch me purify this world? Well, then I guess that I will have to provide him with one hell of a show. Thinking about what has happened, I must admit it is truly sad she honestly expected a simple detective to stop me. This once rotting world and its pitiful goddess areboth left trembling at the power I possess, and now I can use it to save this world. With this book the entire Griffon Kingdom is mine and no one can stop me, not even L. Smiling, I clench the book in my hooves and laugh. Staring up at that moon placed in the sky by those obsolete gods, I can no longer contain my thoughts. “I will protect the innocent and those who seek comfort. I’m the one that will become the god of a new diapered world that everyone desires! I am Justice!”

***
Two weeks have passed since that meeting took place in that dark room. Once again that same door opens, that same stallion in the concealing outfit enters. The blue glow of a unicorn’s magic appears in the corner of the room and the darkness is consumed by the light, revealing the two ponies in the room. The stallion uses his magic, removing his hat, revealing himself as a light gray unicorn. He is quite old as indicated by the grayness in his mane and moustache. He adjusts his glasses as he speaks to the white earth pony with the unkempt mane, sitting oddly at the nearby desk. “Sir, everything has gone according to your expectations.”

“Watari, tell me what percent of the Griffon Kingdom has become incontinent, as well as their current state of affairs.” The pony sitting in the chair reaches onto the table, picking up a small cake, and eats it.

Watari uses his magic to hold up a document, allowing him to read from it. “Current estimates show, one week after intercepting the griffon Gilda on her way to Ponyville, 37% of the entire Griffon Kingdom is now incontinent. Further estimates show that this number is expected to reach the 60th percentile in the next month.” Watari flips the pages of the document. “Personnel gathering information have noted the initial order forbidding passage in and out of the kingdom, enacted two days after securing Gilda, has been redacted.”

“What of the state of the captured griffon?” The pony runs his hoof through his mane with little to no effect in reducing its messy state.

“Upon acquisition of Gilda, we had her restrained in a small cell for questioning. Initial attempts to gather any information proved useless. She refused to answer any questions without having seen the pegasus living in Ponyville, Rainbow Dash. We attempted the use of spells and potions to ascertain the information, but all attempts proved useless. In the end, we felt it would be best to bring in the pegasus. Sadly, our attempt appears to have broken a spell previously surrounding her that we were unaware of. This resulted in memory loss of the events prior to, and leading up to, bringing in Rainbow Dash. As a result, she was left agitated and confused. We released her this morning.”

“Perfect. Now that we have narrowed the location of our suspect we can begin our search for Diara.”

The light gray stallion places the document down and looks in the direction of the white pony. “L, I try not to question your methods, but why did you wait one week after we used our network to isolate the location that may contain Diara?”

The white hoof of the pony pushes out against the table, allowing the chair to rotate around. He faces the stallion and sighs, the large dark circles around his eyes highlighting the indifference in his eyes. “It wasn’t my choice. I was issued to stand down until over one-third of the Griffon Kingdom was affected. This was a decision made in case this was incurable. Apparently, it would be better if they were in the same state as Equestria.” For a moment a look of pure disgust fills his face. “Damn that Diara. He is already shifting the definition of justice in this world. I will be the one to stop him because I understand him.”

Watari realizes this is something that is bothering L, and something he regrets questioning. “I am sorry, sir. I will get to work setting up the new facility. The stallion once again uses his magic to place his hat back on. Turning off the light, he exits the room.

With the light off, the solitary light bulb on the desk returns as the only light source in the room. L once again rotates his chair around, facing the desk in his room. From what I can see he assumes he is bringing down divine punishment onto this world. This isn't divine judgment. It's the work of some childish pony that’s rendering all in need of diapers. That's all. Diara is quite the gifted pony in both his intelligence and power. No matter how gifted you are... You, alone, cannot change the world. His eyes fill with determination. As he looks forward he exclaims aloud.“I will be the one to stop you. I am Justice!”

Chapter 3

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Chapter 4

A few ponies in the crowd cried out, as the horrified blue unicorn stood by the large box, which now stood open revealing a pegasus. Her white coat now matted red, impaled with seven long swords, and on her waist was a very used diaper. Yet, that familiar blank and tired expression was no longer there, only a look of pure fear and dread filled her eyes. The only evidence of any life left in the mare was her face. It looked as if she was writhing in agony attempting to utter words too quiet for anyone to hear over the commotion. Yet, to me I could hear them loud and clear. ‘I give it up.’ As she continued to utter them, they simply punctuated the end of her worth to me.

Soon the smell of smoke began to fill the air and it became quickly apparent that the wagon next to the stage was set ablaze. Yet, even with the commotion, there still remained a stillness in the air. It was only when my watch read 3:30 pm that something in the crowd seemed to change. Soon everypony began to let out terrified yells and cries as a new far less dramatic event was taking place within the audience. This was the tipping point for the ponies as they began to panic and started to stampede away from the stage. I could see that same filly-like smile on Misa’s face, as she looked back at me obviously pleased. The idiot was unaware of how much danger we were still in.

“Misa quick let’s get out before something else happens!” I yelled, quickly snapping her back to the situation in front of us. I grabbed her hoof as we quickly made our escape in the commotion of the day’s events.

It only took a few minutes until we made it a safe distance from the stage. It was at that moment that rationality had returned to the crowd and they quickly hurried to contact the emergency services. It was, after all, no matter to me, a simple spectator among a crowd of many that had just witnessed a terrifying sight. As we continued to walk away I couldn’t help but notice the large line that had formed at the nearby bathrooms. It was truly amusing to see that in the face of death and ruin, what it truly was that drove these ponies into fear and despair. And then there was the unicorn standing next to me. My little pawn, Misa. She continued to stand there next to me smiling, happy with herself. Like a filly awaiting praise for doing what she was told to, but it was at that moment that the authorities arrived.

The ambulance arrived soon after with a large line forming behind that only appeared to get immeasurably larger. Regardless of the efforts of the fire department by time the fire died down there was nothing left of the wagon or its contents. It took a few minutes but we, along with the rest of the audience, were quickly called in for questioning by the police. It didn’t take long before the crowd was temporarily dismissed, as it appeared that they were overwhelmed now being unable to find a single pony in the audience that did not need ‘medical attention.’ Well, that is except for her…

“Excuse me! Are you two alright?” A pegasus in an EMT uniform asked, snapping me out of my thoughts.

“Oh we’re fine sir, thank you for asking.” I responded just wanting to get away from this commotion.

“Are you sure? It’s happened to everyone so… I-I mean even if it’s something embarrassing please let me know.” It was at that moment I realized he had several clean diapers on his back and it quickly became clear to me what he was asking. It was obvious they were scrambling to deal with the sudden fact that everypony here had now been rendered incontinent all at once. Sometimes it astounds me how well my plans work, but for now I need to cut to the chase so I can get out of here. “Would it be correct to assume that you are asking us if we need a change?” But, before he could answer Misa spoke up.

“OH! That’s fine!” Misa used her magic to pull up on her skirt revealing her slightly used diaper, and proceeded to use her free hoof to pat down on my rear resulting in an audible crinkle. “See we’re good!”

“M-My mistake. Have a good night!” While that was a crude response she did succeed in allowing us to make our leave of the situation.

As we exited the area I turned back to the police still questioning their prime suspect.

“T-Trixie isn’t sure how this happened… W-why was she in the box? She made Trixie change the order of her show... so why did she do it? She knew the box was first… so why...” She remained seated on the ground, her cape now soaked, as she continued to speak in a daze to the officer as we left. She was obviously traumatized by the event she was just a part of, another sacrifice necessary for me to achieve my goals. As I looked on, another EMT pegasus carrying several diapers approached them. Who knows, maybe she’ll calm down after her diaper change, her first of many.

***
Some time had passed, and were once again stopped by the authorities and this time formally questioned for about an hour, but they were unable to find anything and release us, allowing us to arrive at a quiet secluded area of town. As I looked down at my watch, noting the time at 5:14 pm. The events of today certainly took some time, but the results would be well worth it. I soon felt a familiar twinge in my bladder and stopped as I relieved myself. I could feel the warmth of my diaper as it quickly expanded leaving no wetness behind. In the moment I let out a deep sigh, one filled with relief and exhaustion over the day's events.

“Aww! You’re so cute when you wet yourself Light.” As I quickly came to my senses I remembered she was still there. I knew full well what she wanted, and at the very least she did assist me with my plans.

“Misa.” I spoke ignoring her attempt to tease me. “You did a very good job. I am very proud of you.”

I could see her face quickly grow red from embarrassment as her eyes darted towards the ground. “Am I… Am I a good filly?” I could hear her sheepishly ask.

“You are the best filly.” I responded.

Her eyes became wet, as she galloped up to me and strongly embraced me. “I love you so much Light!”

“I love you too, Misa.” I embraced her back.

I could feel my face contort into a smile, as I remained hidden from view. Those eyes managed to provide me a secondary boon I didn’t expect. It was really quite interesting just how easy to manipulate she had become. Although I wonder, maybe she always was this malleable, maybe it’s why she ended up in this position in the first place. A weak will concealed under a false demeanor, now shattered by the curse of ever having associated with me. Seeking nothing but praise and pining over her need to be loved by anypony. Regardless, my little piece has earned her value.

“Misa! Oh thank Celestia you’re safe!” Our embrace was quickly broken by the commotion behind us. A carriage came to screeching halt, as a pony with a somewhat unkempt black mane wearing a gray suit with a red tie galloped towards us.

“Oh sorry! I didn’t mean to worry you.” Misa quickly called back as the official looking stallion approached us, trying to catch his breath. “You would never believe the strange day we had.” It was odd seeing how quickly Misa had managed to change her tone and demeanor, she was almost another mare.

The stallion sighed. “Oh trust me I, and most of Equestria are aware. News is spreading fast and I just found out a little while ago. I am just happy nothing happened to the two of you.”

Misa only replied by laughing in a refined manner as she brushed her mane aside. “I understand my obligations to the company, but today is my personal day.”

“I could never live with myself if anything happened to you.” The stallion replied earnestly.

This only caused Misa to let out a long dragged out sigh. “You worry far too much, I can take care of myself, besides...”

I could feel Misa wrap her hoof around my front leg as she turned to me and smiled. “Light was with me. Nothing could ever dream to get past him! He’d protect me no matter what!” She exclaimed enthusiastically dropping her facade and regaining the same filly-like energy she had earlier.

While I was concerned her shifts in mood would look strange to anypony else, the stallion seemed very content and happy watching us. “I know, but it’s my job to worry, besides you have another shoot tomorrow and we do need to get you home.” The stallion spoke gesturing to the carriage behind him.

“Aww!” Misa pouted indignantly, before finally sighing. “Alright I’ll go, bye Light.” Misa sadly spoke as she hugged me, which I returned in kind. She took two steps before she began to fix her mane. “I’ll be sure to drop by tomorrow once I am done with my shoot Light.” She once again spoke in that refined voice.

I once again began to think over the exact boundaries and limitations of her price for the eyes, and although it continued to bother me, it seemed that the stallion was unaware.

As Misa began to walk towards the carriage, her manager stayed behind. His serious gaze now directed towards me, before he began to speak. “Hey Light, before you go, I wanted to thank you.”

“Thank me?” I was surprised by this stranger whom I have never held a conversation with before. “For what might I ask?”

“For Rose, err... I mean Misa…” He sighed deeply and smiled as he continued to speak. “I won’t pretend to know everything, after all that mare tends to keep things to herself more than I’d like. All I do know is that ever since she met you she’s just seemed so much happier. She seems like a whole new pony so happy and carefree. Light, seeing the kind of young stallion you are and the things you’ve done, I think Equestira would be a better place if there were more ponies like you around.”

I smiled in return, to be honest I never expected such a compliment from a stranger, but it was a welcomed distraction. “Thank you, Mr.?”

“Ah! Right, sorry this is our first time meeting. Allow me to properly introduce myself, I am Miss Misa’s manager, Touta Maresuda.” He seemed oddly flustered as he spoke all bravado seemed to quickly vanish. “Would you like a lift home?” He asked enthusiastically. I quickly began to realize he was far younger than he had seemed before, maybe only a few years older than myself.

“No, that is quite alright. Thank you for your kind words earlier, and please make sure to keep Misa safe.” I responded hoping to have some time alone to think over the day’s events.

“You can count on me Light!” He smiled as he made his way back to the carriage to sit with Misa as the ponies pulling it began to gallop away. As the two of them flew by I could see Misa waving back to me enthusiastically. I smiled calmly and waved back, alone at last.

***
Now finally by myself I could stop and think. As I gazed down at my watch I noted the time at 5:54. While I was well aware my need to keep an eye on the time had become somewhat pathologic, the act of doing so seemed to put me at ease. For the first time that day I could feel the cold wind as it blew through my mane. It carried the lingering smell of smoldering ash, and the sounds of sirens in the distance. All of this continued to be a reminder of the day’s events. I let out a deep sigh, filled with the satisfaction and relief of accomplishing my goals.

Every time I close my eyes I can still see that mare’s visage. Bloody and emotionally beaten down repeating the same words over and over again. “Get rid of it… I don’t want it… Please get rid of it…”

“You know, I still don’t see why you needed to go that far, kid.” I was suddenly caught off guard, as I looked up only to be greeted by the visage of the Omushin, Nyuk.

“Relax Nyuk. After all, it isn’t as if she’s dead.” I quietly spoke as I continued to walk down the cold desolate streets of the city towards my home.

“Well yeah, but-”

Nyuk began to speak before I cut him off. “Also Nyuk you can’t talk to me in public, how many times do I have to tell you that?”

“Right, but in light of how things are going, there are some things I want to say so you can just plug your ears if you don’t want to listen. I want to make one thing clear: I am not on your side, nor on that guy L’s side. I am just here until the terms of the Diaper Note have been met. And while I do like you kid, don’t expect anything too helpful.” Nyuk paused for a moment. “But, I feel there is one rule of the Diaper Note I should share with you. Anypony that uses the note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell, I figured it should be something you would like to consider thinking about.”

“I honestly don't understand why you think telling me something like that would be useful.” I spoke in a barely audible whisper. “Do you honestly think I would concern myself with something as meaningless as that. I already knew that expecting something like that would be far gone for some pony like myself, and at this point I am too far gone to even consider turning back. After all Nyuk I don't need a paradise to look forward to at the end, because I will make my own right here.” Although I couldn’t see Nyuk’s face I could tell by the sudden shift in his breathing pattern that he was surprised by my response.

“I guess that is one way to think about it, and here I was beginning to worry telling you something like that would put a stop to the fun we’ve been having. Looks like I’ve been all worked up over nothing.” Even without looking at him, I could still see his grinning face staring at me.

Although now that he mentioned it, what could have happened? What if he had told me something like that when he first met me? What if that little bit of information was included in the rules of the Diaper Note? While it is fun to consider what may have been, it is ultimately pointless. After all, this was something I have sworn to do. Now that I have this power, the only thing that should concern me is what I should do for this world that those self proclaimed goddesses could never hope to accomplish. To make this rotting world, a paradise. The only one standing in my way is L...

I still wasn’t any closer to figuring out his identity, but it seemed like it barely mattered. Pretty soon this world will be too far gone for his idea of justice to exist. This world will be my own. I began to slow down as I had made it to my home without realizing it. I slowly walked up the steps to my front door and paused to look around.

He must think he had me cornered this whole time, while I was just biding my time waiting for the opportunity to strike. And now even he won’t know what to think. My excitement began to peak as I recalled the tens of thousands of ponies that were all at once rendered incontinent thanks to today’s actions. He could try his best to attempt to understand the power I possess, but I doubt he could even fathom what I can do, even if he knew something like the Diaper Note could exist.

Even if L himself was hiding in the shadows, watching me, I can continue to walk freely in the open, a model student. I could feel my bladder ache once again demanding release. A pony that can and will change this world for the better. I will render this world a diaper wearing paradise, no matter the cost. Stopping for a moment with no hesitation I let go soaking my already wet diaper, causing it to expand further with bulk, leaving me overwhelmed with a sensation of satisfaction. I’ll take a diaper and piss in it!

Sighing from relief I opened the door to my home and walked in. “I’m home!”

***
Entering my room, I walked over to my desk turning on the radio. I couldn’t wait to hear about how today’s events had transpired on the news broadcast. Sadly as I found no current stations discussing it, which seemed rather odd, I settled for a station playing quiet classical music in order to pass the time.

“That was quite the risky move Light.” I turned to notice Nyuk floating behind me as he continued to speak. “Handing another pony some pages of the Diaper Note I mean.” It was funny, remembering that Nyuk still had little understanding of my plan, I may as well let him on to what has been going on these past few months.

“Well Nyuk to be completely honest my plan didn’t start out so grand. All I needed to do was clear up any clues that may lead L back to me. In order to do that all I would need to do is to arrange to have another pony take my place in rendering Equestria incontinent, while I do my best to diminish any suspicion from any officials. But once I began to realize an unlimited number of pages could be torn from the Diaper Note, and they all retained the exact same function, the pieces of my plan began to fall into place.”

I sat down in my chair, causing my diaper to squish underneath me. “You could call it fate. That blue unicorn performed a show for all of Equestria over the course of 92 days with near unlimited travel, all of it coming to a close today on the last day of summer. All I had to do was have a little assistant modifying the locations they were traveling and doing all the writing for me, and thanks to Misa it seems to have worked perfectly. Once it was all done my Diaper Note would take care of her erasing the memory of myself and Misa and ensure the evidence was incinerated, thereby wiping out all evidence connecting us to the incident. Then it just came down to you erasing all her memory of the Diaper Note once she relinquished ownership of her portion of the note.”

“Well that is partially why I am becoming hesitant to tell you what I know regarding the Diaper Note, I don’t know if you’ve noticed kid but I am not exactly a fan of being made to do work.” Nyuk's annoyed expression was quickly replaced with a look of intrigue. “So tell me Light. How did you make sure she wouldn’t make a mistake using the Diaper Note. And for that matter, what was your plan if she didn’t give up possession of her pages of the note?”

“Why that’s simple Nyuk, after all the tests I ran on the Diaper Note I formulated this plan. Here, Misa slipped this into my pocket right before she left.” I reached over to my right coat pocket and produced a fragment of the Diaper Note. The fragment was filled with text of my own handwriting that read: Canvas Sail will forget all memories regarding and/or spoken by Scarlett Rose, and will set fire to all pages of Diaper Note, in addition to the cart. She will then position herself inside the sword box and so as to suffer significant yet non-fatal injuries, the shock of which renders her incontinent.

“Still not following you kid. Tests?” Nyuk responded. Surprised, but still perplexed.

In the event she refused to, or was unable to relinquish ownership we would swap to plan B. I spoke as I flipped the fragment over revealing another sentence of text that read: _________ will kill the pony they are currently treating for injuries before being rendered incontinent.

“After some of the tests I had run with the Diaper Note I learned that you can write text depicting what additional actions you wish a pony to take before the onset of their incontinence while leaving the name blank to be entered later. The plan was to simply have her keep an eye out for the first responders and note their names, then use them to finish her off. To be completely honest this makes it so even somepony as inept as Misa or even that Canvas mare can execute what I need without them needing to use their brains.” As for how I knew my plan would be executed perfectly…” I flipped open the Diaper Note to an ear marked page.

“This right here is the exact method I used.” The page consisted of twenty lines all on the left hand side of the page, with the remainder of the page blank. I reached into my drawer to produce a small crystal with a violet hue before I continued to speak.

“You see Nyuk when I was reading up on the Griffon kingdom before our trip to Ponyville I learned that there are certain inks not commonly produced in Equestria that have some interesting properties. Did you know that there is one type of ink commonly used by Griffons sending out secret messages to and from Equestria? The interesting thing about that ink is that while ponies such as you or I can’t see what’s written in it, they can, and this page is filled with it. The only way for anypony to read what’s written is if the ink is exposed to certain frequencies of ultraviolet light, such as the light produced by this gem. While something like this would normally be impossible for a resident of Equestria to obtain, it tends to come a little easier when you are able to influence a resident of the Griffon Kingdom to carry some over.”

“Another thing I found out during my tests is that as long as the writing is legible in some way the Diaper Note will still function, even if it is only legible under certain circumstances.” As I brought the crystal close to the page suddenly words began to appear next to each of the lines drawn on the page. The exact same line that read: ________ will lose their continence on the last day of summer at 3:30 pm.

“Her instructions were simple, write the pony’s name on the line while signing them into the show, making sure to look at them as she did so. This was something Misa made sure to give a thorough explanation of. A best case scenario, which is exactly what we achieved, was that every single pony that bought a ticket to see the show was rendered incontinent at the exact same time today at the end of the 92 day tour that our friend was a part of. Even if we managed to miss a few stragglers my plan still worked flawlessly.”

I could tell Nyuk was trembling from his surprise and amazement of what I was telling him, even if he was trying his best not to give me any satisfaction. “Interesting… Even I didn’t know such a thing existed in this world, let alone that the Diaper Note could work with something like that.” Nyuk gave off a very devious smile as he continued to speak. “But you know, there is one more thing I’’d like to know, why didn’t you just kill her off immediately and save yourself all the trouble?”

I glared back at the Omushin. “Now why in Equestria would I do something like that?”

He looked at me surprised, probably not expecting me to react that way. “Woah kid relax, it’s not like I am telling you to go on a murder spree or anything. I don’t exactly condone the act, just wondering why you wouldn’t just make things easy for yourself.”

“Hmph!” I could feel myself become slightly irritated. “Nyuk do you remember why I began using the Diaper Note. My reason for doing so was to create my ideal world. It would be a terrible shame if I even lost one subject in my ideal world. A god doesn’t need to kill, nor is his hoof forced by another. Not by this world, not by L, and not even by rules set forth by the Diaper Note. I will do what needs to be done, by any means, and I… I will become god of this diapered world.”

“Not even by the Diaper Note huh?” Nyuk suddenly began to laugh. “Hahaha! Ponies are so interesting. I gotta say Light, I was beginning to get bored for a while there, but this more than makes up for it. I can’t wait to see what you’ll do next.” It was strange seeing him so pleased for the first time in months. “You know Light even without eyes or wings like mine, you’re already a worthy Omushin. Watching what you’re doing and the lengths to which you’re willing to go, compared to me, you’re becoming a much more impressive Omushin.”

It appears that I had once again regained his respect, not that respect of an Omushin was something I desired. “Ha, thanks for the flattery but I’d rather not be compared to an Omushin. I am just a regular earth pony using the Diaper Note to make this world a better place for everypony, and at the rate things are going it looks as if I am about to be done accomplishing that.”

“Huh? Why do you say that?” Nyuk asked intently.

“Well Nyuk look around, the ponies of this world can already tell a great change is happening; they know their old way of life has come to an end.”

“Oh? Huh...” Nyuk responded still seemingly in thought over what I had said.

“Ponies are like that Nyuk, here let me give you an example. Although this would probably never happen, if you ask a colt or filly that had yet to gain continence whether they wanted to stay in diapers or potty train. Well you can bet that any of them would have the same politically correct answer: ‘Diapers are for foals, I wanna be a grown up and use the potty.’ That’s what they are bound to say. Of course that is the correct response to give, right? Ponies will always try to maintain appearances and follow the status quo, that is just how we are. But is that how they really feel, or just what they are expected to feel? Most are too afraid to oppose what society deems is correct, to go against the adults in their lives all mindlessly following the norms of society; All afraid of what others would think. But as you look around, support for Diara is growing.”

I could feel a smile cross my face, as I adjusted my seat. “Everypony was afraid to say what they are feeling, somepony is changing this world for the better. Those now diaperbound are finding the world becoming more and more welcoming to them, because they have nothing to fear in this new status quo. While those that have tried to oppose this change are finding friends, family, constituents, and subjects now siding with Diara’s views instead of the old norm. They are forced to hide their dissent, accepting this world begrudgingly until they become consumed by it and accept it fully. And even those I have had no effect on are willingly turning towards my diapered world in order to maintain appearances and not be alienated by their neighbors. This is how it should be, it's perfect. Everything is going exactly like I planned.”

*Click* *Bzzzzt* *Shhhhhh*

I was suddenly jarred to the attention of my radio’s channel being suddenly interrupted.

“We would like to apologize for the interruption as of now we are bringing you the live kingdom wide broadcast of the high commissioner’s office.”

What the hell is going on!?

“Hello my fellow Equestrians I would like to begin by thanking you for electing me as your new high commissioner for all of Equestria. Although I would like to spend this time on frivolous matters, there is something far more important at hoof that must be addressed. It has come to my attention that the epidemic consuming our world has grown far out of hand. This diaper disease that is spreading is slowly destroying our world with some even claiming somepony is behind this. I was elected in order to eliminate this scourge upon our community. I have come to inform you all that your leaders have failed you. To that I am repulsed by the sheer notion that such a disgusting citizen could be among us.”

I was left in shock as the voices of those cheering ponies came back to me. “Are you serious, this, THIS is what they were praising!?” I could feel my rage beginning to boil over for the first time in my life. I could still see his face burning in my mind as I recalled the posters stamped across town, and the stallion himself standing up on that stage before me. This insignificant pest dares to oppose me!? If I knew this is what he stood for I would have taken care of him before he was elected. He dares to defy my world and unite others in his descent. “Lets see how much he wishes to stamp out my diapered world when he becomes one with it.” I could feel a cooling smile cross my lips as I gazed down at the Diaper Note.

“I have received word of an incident that has transpired today across our kingdom, an incident of which the magnitude was far too great to ignore. Somepony must act in order to express the will of the citizens. For this reason, I am here to state my plans, as commissioner of our great kingdom, in order to bring order to Equestria, and to bring an end to those that would sully our nation. I, Lind L. Tailor promise unto you the ponies of Equestria, my full commitment to capturing this heinous individual and bringing them to justice. Diara if you are out there, listening, know this, you are evil.”

“I’m evil? I am Justice! I protect this world and bring in a new order greater than the one granted to me. I am the one that will become a god of a new world that everyone desires. All that would oppose that god, they are ones that are truly evil.” Venom dripped from my mouth as I grabbed the Diaper Note and prepared to write his name in the book. “I guess you’re just too stupid L. Too bad, this could have been a lot more interesting if you’d only been a bit smarter.”

In one quick motion I brought my pen down and for the first time in months wrote down a pony’s name. I could hear him continue to prattle on about bringing an end to my utopia but, as the dotted my last ‘i’ I knew that would end. “I’ll show the world what happens when you cross me, after all the entire kingdom is listening.” Now to wait. I stared intently at my watch as I continued to listen to the blasphemy coming off the radio as the clock ticked down to 40 seconds the broadcast continued when suddenly it turned cut to static mid sentence.

I could feel my face contort overjoyed by how simple it was to destroy those that opposed me, this feeling that I had missed. “What’s wrong? You have nothing else to say!?” I began to laugh when I suddenly heard a ping over the radio.

“Greetings.”

The noise pouring out the radio was bizarre and magically altered, yet for some reason I began to realize in my haste I had made a terrible mistake.

“I am L.”

I could feel my diaper suddenly begin to warm and grow heavier, as I was bombarded by the shock of what my actions had accomplished. As I turned my head to look at Nyuk I could see the sly look of amusement on his face

“I had run this test to confirm my thoughts. While your efforts to confuse and confound me with various triggers to the incontinence plaguing this world, it appears my initial assumption was correct. Diara it seems you can render ponies incontinent without the use of regular magic. I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t witness it myself. Diara I should make it clear the pony you just rendered incontinent was not me, nor was he an elected politician with any desire to stop you, he was a simple actor I hired to act as bait.”

“You bastard!” I could feel my jaw clench as I became enraged. How could I have fallen for something so obvious?

“But I assure you I am real. So here go ahead! Try and render me incontinent, come on do it show me that power of yours.”

I could only stand there listening to the pony on the radio make a mockery of me as Nyuk began to snicker obnoxiously. A long segment of silence continued before he spoke again.

“Hmm… so it appears your power doesn’t work on me, which means there are limitations, you’ve given me a useful hint. In exchange, I'll tell you something that you might find interesting. While this was announced as a kingdom wide broadcast, the truth is this is a shortwave broadcast. Although this signal was magically spoofed to appear on the higher frequency, its signal has a range no greater than 60km. I think you understand what that means. I had planned to broadcast this over the rest of Equestria until I found you, but that won't be necessary. There were a few actions you took that made it easy for me to find you, but the most telling of all is that the pony you managed to render incontinent was not even the one speaking, but another one that had been assigned to campaign in this region that I am broadcasting in right now.”

“Impressive.” Nyuk spoke as he smiled devilishly.

“It won’t be long now before I am able to capture you and bring you to justice. Of course I am very interested in how you’ve managed to render all these ponies incontinent, but I am willing to wait. After all I know you’ll be able to answer all of my questions once I capture you. So let’s meet again soon, Diara.”

The room grew quiet as the station was drowned out by static. I could feel the tension grow and yet, my body felt abnormally cool. “Really…” The sheer audacity of him having no idea the power he was facing. “So he’s going to defeat me. Sounds interesting.” For some reason I couldn’t help but get excited. “I will hunt you down wherever you're hiding and I will eliminate you.”

“I am justice!”