The Greatest thing that has ever happened

by Dalefang9

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy
Length: 1278

My name is Taylor.
I'm a lucky brony that just happened to be randomly transported to Equestria through Princess Celestia's castle. That's pretty much it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-27 15:28:56 UTC

the start

''Princess, We got here as fast as we could'', Twilight said as she, the other main 6, and Spike entered the room containing the mirror from Equestria Girls. ''I'm glad you 7 could make it. I'm about to make a wonderful discovery. This mirror is about to send a creature from an unknown universe. He is known as a 'Brony', I feel like we should give him a wonderful equestrian welcome.''

''That's a great idea''. the Mane 6 and Spike said in unison.

We cut to my world where I just came home from visiting Tokyo, Japan.

''Wow, that was the best Japanese experience of my life!'' I exclaimed.

''Now, it's time to sit back, relax and play some Megaman and Street Fighter on my various video game consoles!''

VOOM! Mysteriously, my mirror I got from Japan, was glowing!

I was curious as all hell, so I reached to touch it. Then, it transported me to a mysterious room, where it appeared to be a blur.

''You okay''? said the tallest pony. She looked liked a princess. ''Yes. I'm fine, Princess Celestia''.

The ponies looked at me in awe that I knew about the Princess. I explained to them that I was a ''brony'' and that I knew about every pony in Equestria!

''Since you know all of OUR names, what's your name?'', Twilight asked

''My name is Taylor Ruegg-Crain, but you can call me Taylor'', I told them.

''So, Mister Taylor, What do you know about us that other ''bronies'' do?, Rarity asked in a curious way.

''Well, for starters We know that Pinkie Pie is the creepiest thing ever, Rarity is a genius when it comes to fashion, Applejack is not that smart, Twilight is a total NOVICE about being a princess, Flutter Shy is the most popular pony, and Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.

Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Flutter Shy, Twilight, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash are in total SHOCK!

The whole room was filled with silence, Spike then said ''Wow, Awkward''!

Rainbow Dash had FURY in her eyes and she looked liked she was about to MURDER me!

''I'm not a lesbian, you moron''! she yelled. I told her, ''Not according to the BILLIONS of FANFICTIONS!!!''.

Later, in Pony Ville, Lyra Heartstrings and her life partner, Bon Bon were gushing and they ran over to me like  they were High on COCAINE!!!

After that, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Apple Jack introduced me, to Apple Jack's younger sister Apple Bloom(an earth pony), Rarity, younger sister Sweetie Belle (a unicorn), and Rainbow's adopted younger sister, Scootaloo ( a Pegasus).

Together they were a team on a journey to earn their cutie marks as a club called ''The Cutie Mark Crusaders'' or CMC.

I looked at them with a nice smile. I began to talk to them and it made their ears perk up.

''I know how you can get your Cutie Marks''. I told the with glee.

''YOU CAN?!?!?!'', they cried in unison, I told them that it was simple really. ''Apple Bloom, your special talent is construction, considering how you fixed up your clubhouse, Scoots, your special talent has to deal with agility, and Sweetie Belle, your special talent is singing''. They told me ''thank you'' numerous times while hugging me, then they took off faster than you could say, ''Your welcome''.

The way everyone was treating me, I wouldn't mind staying her forever.

It just goes to show. One day you might be happy to live in a special world.

the changelings

While, I was probably stuck in ponyville forever, I figured I might as well get myself as place to live.

Princess Twilight was generous enough to lead me to the Equestria Living Permit Department.

''Why, hello Princess Twilight, it's nice to see you. Who's this nice creature?'', the secretary greeted.

''It's nice to see you too. This is Taylor, I would like to find him a place to live''. Twilight explained.

''Well, we have several choices, with several neighbors. You can live near the market place among Berry Punch, Derpy Hooves, and Lyra Heartstrings. You can live near Princess Twilight's castle, among Princess Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, Apple Jack, and others. or you could live near the forest among Flutter Shy and Rainbow Dash. Which option do you choose?''

I thought for a good 3 minutes. I would like to live near... Princess Twilight''. I answered.

''Wonderful, Sign here, here, here and.... signature here''. She told me.

When I arrive at my destination, I see 20 unicorns set my house into place.

''Thanks''. I say.

''Wait Taylor hold up!'' Twilight tells me.

She explains that that Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Shining Armor need our help, it's an emergency.

I agree and go inside to get somethings that might help.

We board the train to Canterlot and to the Castle.

I was talking to a Unicorn and earth pony who sat beside me in the next seat over.

Lyra, the unicorn, took a photo of me to prove that humans exist.

Once I got back to my seat and the girls, I noticed that they were looking at my special keyblade.

I ask them what they are doing and they say that they are curious of what this is and why do I need it.

''I need it in case something attacks us. This is a magical weapon called a keyblade, my friend Sora gave it to me.

It's called the Ultima Weapon''. I explain to them.

We got to out destination and head straight to the castle that belonged to Princesses Celestia and Luna.

''We got here as fast as we could'', I told them.

They explained that Queen Chrysalis and her army of Changelings have returned again and it explains why there are green laser blasts everywhere.

She kept talking until we heard THUDS! coming down here. There were TWO Flash Sentry(s).

One said that the other was an imposter, but they looked the same. So, I decided to quiz them.

''First question, What is Twilight's FULL name?

they both answered Twilight sparkle. they got it right.

''Next question, what's Derpy's favorite baked food?

they both answered muffins. they got it correct again.

''Final question, In the Equestria Girls movie, What kind of instrument does human Flash Sentry play?

The First One said ''Guitar''.

The second one said ''Drums''.

I told the second one, ''Wrong Answer moron.

The second one was revealed to be the imposter, and that it was in fact, Queen Chrysalis!

I started to attack her with my Ultima Keyblade, but to no avail.

I then proceeded to bring out six Pokeballs. I threw them in the air.

6 flashes of light burst out revealing 6 pokemon. 4 of which were shiny.

They First was a blue Ninja Frog with its tounge wrapped around its neck. It is the water/dark type known as greninja.

The Second one was a Purple and green turtle with a water cannon protruding from its shell. It was a shiny water type Blastoise

The third One was a Blue and red land shark with sharp scythes for arms. it was a shiny  dragon/ ground type Garchomp

The 4th One was an Orange bat with a sharp pointy top and a heart shaped snout. It was a shiny Flying/ psychic type Swoobat.

the 5th one was a grown black dragon with sharp round tusks. It was a shiny Dragon type Haxorous.

the 6th one was a small mouse that looked a lot like a Raichu, but it had antennas on its cheeks.

it was the electric and fairy type Dedenne.

These were some of my strongest pokemon. I knew I had to help save equestria!