The burger king drug dealer comes to ponyville

by 79E

Rating: everyone
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Romance, Tragedy, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 334

There was someone in the human world drug dealing right in front of burger king, suddenly he dropped a strange substance and came into ponyville

The burger king kug kealer was kealing his kugs to a thug because he nugd his mig, he said "crackity coke moke my joke soke"

This story is a revolutionary tale about a kug dealer

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-20 06:27:06 UTC

The drug trade

The burger king kug kealer was kealing his kugs to a thug because he nugd his mig, he said "crackity coke moke my joke soke"

the customore said "kakady herieekin leesd my keenat" The kug dealer then thuged his drug bag and pulled out a High Explosive Plastic!

he said "koogko beee eet it "

The customor ate it and exploded into pieces, causing a rainbow kush stone from his kidney to go up the kug dealers eyelid

The drug dealer took out his walkie talkie and said "Ay yo dis is willan and i down"

He suddenly portaled to the world of the season 1-4 that were 30 hours long called "my little pony"

Princess twilight sparkle came and asked him "How is the trade?"  he said " if you let me faak u i will give you 3000 dollars in free kugs!~!!!!!"

Twilight sparkle was sextd very quick and easy, they then threw 3000 dollars in lsd up their bunghole, Causing them to go into a lsd trip for the next week.

The kug nealer then ran into the nuggyville, he shit out his crakin shit poop crap fetus coke pakages and sold it to velvet rock or something, the velvet kock died the next day due to fecal content going into their nasal canal.

Princess celestia suddenly farted into scene out of his bum hole, causing his mirror sack to explode. He then incested princest molest

Princess celestia then shoved a hammer through the ear. and said. "hey you noob you need to sell real cok!!!!11111"

The noob cried, and said, Heres some mpsdr or something.. Proncess celestin started confvuslsion and lune sunndly shot and punched his hed, causing him to fart out his butane coke... Princess lune suddenly started sexting his intestinal canal with a shocking sext. The kug mealer passed out...

He took a needle shooter and shot atleast 15 ponys and they all got addicted. He made at least 200 pounds of gold that day...