The Legend of Epic Sax Spike

Well, that was fun.

I'm sure the three people reading this might be wondering my M.O. in regards to this riveting tale. The whole purpose of this story was conceived when I was plastered one night. I woke up the next morning, and read the story idea, written in.txt format. Here is the document verbatim:

the legend of epic sax spike
ch1
-beats the shit out of rarity
-drinks orange juice
ch2
-leaves for work
-works for foal free press
-is actually spiderman
ch3
-sets traps for bear season
-writes slogan for stallion's warehouse
-possessed by the ghost of john bonham
ch4
-finds lost element of harmony
-races a fighter jet to burger king
-takes sax lessons from john colt-trane
-epic sax spike is born
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-thubJ89e4

This is my first pony-related work, and I plan on making plenty more in the future (obviously less random than this bullshit). I had fun piecing this interesting story together, and I hope you had fun reading it!

Thanks,
TheMortalSlab