Summertime in Equestria

It was an extremely hot day in Ponyville, and not many ponies were out. Almost the whole town was indoors, in front of a fan. Rainbow Dash was watching TV when she heard a knock on the door. She got up and answered, only to find Rarity and Fluttershy at her door.

"C'mon, darling, we're going to the beach," Rarity said. "The weather is absolutely marvelous, dear!"

"Yes, it is a beautiful day, and I think everypony's coming, too," Fluttershy added.

Rainbow immediately thought of something funny. "Heh. Everypony? I guess that means Lyra is bringing her special sandals again? That mare with her humans..."

The three of them started out the door to meet Applejack and Twilight. This was gonna be a great day.

Sweet Apple Acres- 3:45 PM

"HEY APPLEJACK! TIME TO GET-A MOVIN'! GET 'CHUR FLANK OUT HERE RRRRRRRRRRIGHT NOW!" Rainbow shouted while the two other mares nearly died of laughter. "Wha- oh.."

Applejack was right there. "Okay, sugarcube. Ah'm right here." But there was a strange sight. A new stallion was with her. Rarity's jaw dropped at the sight.

        "Uhm... heh, if you d-don't mind me asking, who is the h-handsome colt there? Eheehee..." She was obviously blushing.

"Jeez, Rarity, you're like a horny school mare!" Rainbow snapped.

Applejack decided to break it up. "This is mah husband, Golden Rod."

Husband.

Fluttershy almost fainted. Applejack is married???