Android 17's little problem

by MingMardez

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Random, Pinkie Pie, Crossover
Length: 973

After the Androids killed of the Earth's special warriors, they had nothing else to do but go to Equestria. But they run into Pinkie Pie and things get complicated around the world

After the Androids killed of the Earth's special warriors, they had nothing else to do but go to Equestria. But they run into Pinkie Pie and things get complicated around the world. (I could not find one with Pinkie Pie, sorry about that, if you find
one and want to send me the pic, just PM me the Link.)
In Collaboration with: NINJA-PON3 (Check his FimFiction account out, he is cool.)
(Could not find Pinkie Pie with 17, so have Rainbow Dash instead :P)

Published 2014-06-25 08:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-25 08:10:01 UTC

The First Chapter

It was a cold Night the androids just killed all of the Z Fighters. They went to Equestria to search for new fighters to fight since they heard it was very popular there. They began destroying the cities in front of them such as Ponyville. Rainbow Dash tries to fight back but was overwhelmed by the power of the Androids. Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity are also killed in the fight.

The Androids then get bored and almost blow up the planet until a voice comes from behind them with an insane power level that destroys their sensors.

"No one messes with my friends and gets away with it," said Pinkie Pie. Android 17 slowly turned around, slightly intimidated by the calm in the voice. He knew that calm. It meant the person or pony in question had nothing more to lose. Pinkie Pie stared at the android for a good seven minutes, waiting for the perfect mom-

"GET ON WITH IT! I JUST WANT TO KILL HIM ALREADY!" Pinkie said, impatiently I might add.

Pinkie threw a punch to his face, only to have it collide with Android 17's hand. "When you're rife with devastation, there's a simple expla-" went Pinkie's phone. "UGH. What is it dad!?!? I'm in the middle of something! ... Yes, I got the flour. No I'm not drunk!

Why do you always assume that!?!? ... College is good. ...NO DON'T STOP SENDING MONEY! ... Okay, bye. I said bye, dad." Pinkie said, answering the phone. "Sorry, that was my dad... Fathers day, you know?" Pinkie apologized.

"N-no, its okay. OH SHIT IS IT FATHERS DAY? OH MAN, DR.GERO IS GONNA BE SO PISSED!"

worried Android 17. "Ha you totally forgot, I already got him a present before we killed him." said Android 18.

"Oh yea we did kill him... wait a second..." paused Android 17. "No I am still totally alive and kicking, ya you failed to kill me, now wheres my present Android 17, hmm?"  asked Gero.

"Shit, I don't have anything sorry doc," says Android 17.

After talking about 5 minutes about presents Pinkie came up with a con- "HOW ABOUT I MAKE SOME FOOD BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL, HEHEHEHEHE," says Pinkie crazily. "Well I don't know about you killing us but sure how about some food," says Doctor Gero happily. After eating the food Pinkie Pie has prepared for them, they ate it all. I have no idea how they ate it but it does not really matter at this point. Pinkie Pie has prepared to fight until something happened. "Hold on can we get some clothes first, I really need to shop for some stuff before we fight, if we are going to still fight," says Dr. Gero quickly.

"Ofcourse we're going to fight this pink pony, I'm getting bored Doctor," says Android 18 angrily, "I'M NOT GOING TO WAIT ANY LONGER NOW DIE!" Pinkie time freezes the scene, the blast just mere inches away from her. She moves slowly away from the

blast going towards Android 18 and planting a cake bomb inside her. She then throws Android 18 into the air and explodes the bomb within the Android. Thus it is just Android 17 and Dr. Gero in place. Everything goes back to normal, the large explosion of the dying Android and her energy blast that hit Mactintosh Mountains.

"Umm, Mr. Narrarator, how are we going to finish this story I don't see any other way but to fight them," says Pinkie breaking the 4th wall. "For the love of god Pinkie just stay tell them your going to go shopping for Dr. Gero's hacky sack and then we can end this alright!" NINJA-PON3 yells at Pinkie Pie. "Ya alright can we finish this story please, I mean, the viewers might get bored with this..." VazeMardez says calmly.

"Alright whatever you say, hey let's go shopping for father's day alright!" Pinkie yells at the two androids.

"I thought we're going to fight little pony?" asks Android 17.

"I do want to shop for something first, come on 17, we should shop for something before we fight," says Dr.

Gero eagerly.

"But wait, wheres 18?" asks Android 17, "Oh ya, you killed her... you Pink Pony...."

"Woopsies I hope you aren't mad," Pinkie says while grinning sheepishly.

"You will live to regret that girl," Android 17 glares at her while saying that, "But ya we should shop something

for our fathers first I guess," Supressing his rage within.

After Pinkie and Android 17 and Dr. Gero finished shopping, Pinkie got her Dad Over 9,000 Beer Bottles. But

Android 17 got Dr. Gero a hacky sack.

"Well Doctor A.K.A. Dad, here enjoy your present," Android 17 says calmly, "because it will be your last,

NOW DIE!" Cutting off his head and blasting his body away.

"Oh no why did you kill him?!" says Pinkie Pie angrily at first but then realises, "Oh ya right, its for the fight

scene next chapter."

"Now we fight, you and me Pink Pony, one on one." says Android 17 eagerly at first,

"Wait a second next chapter... oh wait NO NO NO NO NO, DON'T END THIS, I NEED TO FIG-"

And then they tucked, and the fans rejoiced.

"Are you ready for the Sequel?" asks Pinkie seductively.

"Pinkie, GET OUT!" yells NINJA-PON3 and VazeMardez at the same time.

In the next chapter that will never be made they fight to the death. Android 17 laughing and told Pinkie she can't be as hard

to be killed like her other friends. She got so angry she charged at him with all the power of she had and could muster.

They fight for days, but in the end they all kill themselves. They were evenly matched. And then they tucked, and the fans rejoiced.