Equestria Meets Wasteland

by Cobolt Soundwave

Mister Nameless

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Author's Note

Okay, so before you read this, I just thought I should tell you guys, and gals(because I know there are more than just guys out there on this site.), that this will be my first fic. that will have some more of a violent and gritty feel to it. I first wanted to do a fic. like this when I finished reading the original Fallout Equestria by Kkat for the second time. After reading a few other spin-offs, some good and some bad, I thought, "I've seen Black Jack, I've seen Little Pip, and hell I even see mane 6 in the wasteland, I decided that I really wanted to create something new (unless someone has already done something like this, it's original.) and possibly make it fresh again.

So, with that out of the way, all I have to say is, I hope you enjoy my story, and if you do be sure to leave a comment below, a like and a fav., and I'll see you around next time.

~This has been Cobolt Soundwave, mesmerizing ya' with my small horse words.

P.S.
Right, before I forget, there will be instances where it goes to a first person view on some of the characters.


Mister Nameless

War...war never changes.

Man has fought since the day it was born. From rocks and sticks, to swords, to weapons of mass destruction. Over the years man had fought for anything. They fought for religion, they fought for survival, and there were times they fought for something so trivial.

When America got itself into war with China, they bathed the world in nuclear fire. The two countries fought until -Bzzzt-

"Goddamn it!" Said a man listening to his Pip-boy, as the audio disk's sound cut out with a very angry sounding audio glitch.

"Well - I guess I ain't listening to that anymore." He muttered to himself as he ejected the damaged disk, put it back into his knap-sack, and fished around for his binoculars.

When he finally got them out, he decided to scope out the area around the rock ledge he was on. He was near the REPCONN Headquarters so he expected to see nothing really out of the ordinary.

That wasn't the case today.

While looking through his binoculars he saw what looked like a town. A town that seemed to have sprung up out of nowhere. This really peaked his curiosity, what with him knowing that there was nothing much of any interest whatsoever in any direction of the building; other than old decrepit houses, and broken mailboxes.

"What...the...fuck?"

His brain seemed to have just completely gotten fried as he looked at what seemed to be bipedal horses walking around the town, they themselves looking very confused.

"You know what - fuck it, I'm going to go and check it out - what's the worst that could happen...you know other than them being very aggressive people that will most likely kill me or steal all my stuff and leave me defenseless...yeah, totally safe."

With that He started walking towards the currently lively town with his cowboy repeater in hand just in case anything bad happened so he could defend himself should the need arise.

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After a few minutes our friend was just on the edge of town when he heard banging on a door. Swinging around a corner he saw a man just hammering on a door, yelling at the occupants on the inside, most likely frightened out of their minds. Without thinking twice he fired his gun just a bit before his feet which made the man jump back a few feet and stare at his attacker. Upon seeing his face the man paled slightly and began running away, only to be dropped to the ground with a .357 magnum round to the leg.

With the man on the ground our nameless wonderer sauntered up to the groaning man who was clutching his bleeding leg.

"You know...it's impolite to try and intrude on other's homes like that."

Without so much as another word he pointed the guns' barrel at the grounded man's head, and pulled the trigger, painting the ground red.

"Raider's aren't welcome in any town...I make damn sure of that." He spoke down to the now limp and lifeless corpse of said raider.

He was kneeled down searching his body for anything like ammo of a gun that he could sell when he heard a door creak open. He froze and slowly turned to look at whoever it was that was coming out and saw a very scared looking azure unicorn who was looking slightly downward at his hand which was still holding the gun that killed the raider at his feet. On noticing where she was staring he very calmly holstered his weapon, the mare, though, still looked slightly scared of him, after all who wouldn't be afraid of someone in NCR Ranger combat armor, minus the helmet as he preferred to wear 1st recon beret instead, and had just killed someone right in front of them. Very few would be the answer.

"Don't worry, I was just making sure he wasn't going to hurt you - they're bad people, definitely not someone you want to mess with." He finally spoke to the mysterious creature that was staring back at him.

"W-Why?"

The still scared creature stuttered back, although he was pretty sure it looked to be some sort of horse, or pony, he wasn't too sure. That didn't matter right now though, she had asked him something.

"To put it simple, if he would have run off he most likely would have ran back to where his little friends are and then come back later to burn you homes down and take hurt you all...badly." He decided to leave out the part of rape and death for obvious reasons.

After telling her that the door opened up again and this time out walked a lizard looking creature who had a serious expression on his face.

"Hey!"

Said the new creature to the mystery man. To which said man switched over his attention to the newcomer.

"Hi...sorry you had to see all that...please understand I mean you no ill will - I simply came down to check out this place, since, well, I've never seen it 'till today and I wanted to see if it was deserted...clearly you can see I was wrong in my assumptions." He said back to the scaly one.

"Hmmm," The scaly creature folded his arms and closed his eyes in thought. After a few seconds passed he re-opened them, but kept his serious expression.

"Okay, I believe you - but let me make it perfectly clear - you hurt anypony in this town and I. Will. Break you - got it?"

Although his use of the word 'pony' kind of confused him slightly when he said it, he mentally noted that the female did look like a horse-like thing so he must have been right in his other assumption.

"Crystal clear. You have my word as a protector of the innocent, I won't even harm a single living person in this town."

"Good, now...come with me." He said turning and starting to the door to what looked like a big tree with windows and a door in it.

Our nameless wonderer, obviously stunned at seeing a living tree that massive, gawked at it for a second before starting to follow the two of them, the unicorn in front of the lizard looking one.

Upon reaching the giant tree the lizard looking one knocked on the door and asked for entry.

"Is he safe?" Said from the other side of the door.

"Yeah, he's fine - so long as he keeps his promise that is." The spikey one answered back.

"Okay I'm opening the door now." Said the voice again, and upon opening the door the voice was revealed to be yet another unicorn, though, this one was of a lavender color.

"Spike! Trixie! I'm so glad you two are safe. What happened? Why didn't you come back after checking the outskirts of town?" Asked a very worried unicorn.

'Well now I know the two people's names of who I just saved are.' Our nameless friend thought.

"Well to answer your question, me and Trixie got trapped inside an empty house after some guy started yelling at us and asking us "Where's everybody in this place!"."

"And he uhhh, he ummm," Trixie as the lavender unicorn had called her, tried to say, but just couldn't seem to say before locking up again.

Sighing, mister nameless decided to finish what she started.

"I killed him," He said, making everyone in the room go wide-eyed. Upon noticing the many looks of horror and fear he quickly regretted his blunt answer. "b-but, he was trying to brake into the house and get to them, listen that guy is a raider, what a raider is, is someone who doesn't care for morals of being just, he just wants what he wants and what he wants is to kill others and take their things for his own. That's why I did what I did, but don't even for a second think that I would do that to anyone of ya', I ain't a heartless fuck!" He shouted out the last part; being a little angry at just thinking about what the guy could have done to the two that he rescued.

After breathing deeply a couple of times he spoke again. "Sorry, I...kind of got a bit angry there...as you can tell I Hate raiders and everything that they do." He said with a very downtrodden voice.

His re-affirmation as to him not hurting anyone in the room or in town for that matter seemed to work, even though now it made them curious as to why he seemed to sad all of a sudden, though, they said nothing about it and let it go.

"Sorry 'bout that again...just...never mind," He raised his hand to stop anyone wanting to ask a question as to why he got that way, and it seemed to do the trick.

"Okay then, at least I know that you won't harm my little ponies, that is good." Said a very regal sounding voice, and upon looking back up he saw a winged unicorn, or was it a horned Pegasus? He didn't really know, nor did it really matter at this time, since he had yet to acknowledge that he heard her.

"Ohh, uhh, yeah, no I won't, you have my word." He said back

Then proceeded the questions as to where they were, why it looked so desolate, why people like the guy who was banging on the door do what they do, and some other questions about the area to which he answered to the best of his abilities.

"And that's all she wrote." Said the nameless wonderer.

"Hmmm, this is most distressful to hear. So there is no magic here...at all?" Asked a visibly concerned Princess.

"Nope, sorry, although you seem to be able to still levitate things around as miss purple over there is doing so at this very moment."

Upon hearing him call her purple for what seemed like the fifteenth time, she turned and looked at him and crossed her arms at him. "My name is Twilight, and you could have asked me what my name was instead of calling me Purple all the time." She said somewhat crossly at him.

"Ohh, well......okay then." He said as he went back to looking at his wrist-computer.

"Hey bub! We told you our names, now why don't we know yours huh!?" Said a grumpy rainbow maned Pegasus.

"Well since you asked so nicely," He said back sarcastically. "the names Jason - Jason North, you may call me as you wish." He said as he reclined into the chair he was sitting in as he made a bottle of soda materialize out of thin air and into his hand, baffling everypony in the room except for a pink mare in the back of the room who just 'oooooh'ed' at the feet preformed in front of them.

Of course Twilight was the first one to ask how he did that, to which he said. "Dunno, I just can and I don't really ask why or how. My life seems better off that way."

"But...but that makes no sense!"

"Twilight, honey, out here in the wasteland," Jason said putting his arms out for emphasis. "nothing makes sense anymore."

Twilight sighed and crossed her arms. "Fine - but you are going to give me a better explanation later, mister."

"Haha, okay mom" He chuckled at her pout which he found adorable. Twilight didn't think it was funny since she turned and walked over to another chair and plopped herself down into it.

"Awww don't get your feathers in a bunch 'princess', I didn't mean to offend you. We good?" He said to her, extending out his hand, which she took in her own and stood up.

"Yeah, and by the way I was just teasing, if you don't know that's disappointing, but if you do be sure to let me know, got it?"

"Sure thing, Sparky." He said with a slight chuckle.

"Alright then, I promise," He said as he sat back down in the chair which he had decided was his.

He looked up and saw the other Princess, Luna. "Hey do you have men that can guard this place?"

"Yes, they are protecting the others in their homes - why?" Asked the lunar Princess.

Jason got up off the chair with a one-sided grin and a raised eye-brow. "Time to gather the cavalry."

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