Stubbs shambled down the street franticly too,.....too,..

“Where did Twilight Sparkle live?” Stubbs pondered,...the only thing he really remembered was how purple her mane was, “hmmmmm.”

Stubbs held his jaw and scanned the area, he found a nearby restaurant titled “Hayburger” There he spied something in the window.

A mare with a mane that was a solid purple color. Stubbs smiled and creeped up the the restaurant.

“ERRRRRAAGGGG!!” Stubbs shouted as he smashed through the window, grabbed the mares cranium and feasted on her metaphorical egg salad.

Stubbs burned with pride as the inhabitants of the restaurant panicked and scrambled for a place to hide.

“Mommy? MOMMY?” A filly cried.

Stubbs raised and eyebrow and looked down to see a small purple maned and orange coated pegasus filly attempting to get a response out of his previous victim.

“I don’t ever remember Twilight having a kid,..was i gone that long?” Stubbs examined his victim and his mind flooded with disappointment.

The mare he ate had a blonde coat and wings,..”Balls! Twilight was a purple unicorn,....i should really watch what I eat.

The foal began wailing, which twanged a decomposed heartstring in Snubbs chest, He then elected to spare the child of growing up without a mother.

“NNNRRRAGGGG” Stubbs groaned, marching towards the filly. The filly panicked and sprinted towards the door, she quickly found that it was to crowded with ponies to escape, so with Snubbs at her heels she ran through the double doors that led into the kitchen.

She entered the clean white kitchen and saw a collection of cooks and waiters scrambling out the back door, She was just about to follow when a dry rotted hoof snatched her up.

The filly began screaming, flailing her hooves about and buzzing her miscule wings in a effort to escape, but these actions only seemed to amuse her attacker.

“Pissh, its kinda cute the way she does that, almost like a,....a,..” Snubbs mind had wandered to morbidly humorous place.

Snubbs scanned the room until he found what he was looking for, a fryer with hay fries bubbling in the fat. With a grin Snubbs hoisted the filly over the fryer and lowered her in as she desperately tried to escape.

The second her purple mane touched the hot fat she began screaming louder until Snubbs lowered her mouth passed the surface and it filled with white hot oil.

Snubbs rolled his eyes as the child thrashed wildly spilling oil everywhere, making a big deal out of the whole situation.

Eventually the filly went limp and Snubbs pulled her seared crispy head and brought it to his mouth and took a bite.

Snubbs took in the flavor, chewed once, twice, then opened his mouth and wiped the chewed mush of his tongue.

“Yuck” Stubbs muttered, then threw the rest of the filly through a glass window, adjusted his tie and walked out the back door, screams of zompony victims reverberating through the establishment.

Snubb was immediately welcomed by several spearheads and stallions dressed in bright bronze armour.

“By the order of the princess you are under arrest, surrender immediately,” a guard stated to Snubbs.

Snubbs hung his head and complied, kinda wanting to see where this was going.

Snubbs found to himself in the dungeon of a gigantic crystal castle, strapped to a long cold table while a couple of science unicorn ponies poked and prodded the gaping hole in his chest.

“Simple fascinating, this pony has the ability to move despite the hole in his chest and yet, has absolutely no sense of tie fashion!” one of the scientists said in wonder.

“Indeed, any LIVING pony could see that tie is absolutely horrid!”

Snubbs deadpanned at the remarks about his tie.

All of a sudden a rigging noise erupted in the room, one of the unicorns cast a spell above Snubbs’s face forming a screen, a patch of static covered the screen then parted showing a angry looking purple alicorn.

“YOU!” She boomed, “You’re what been causing all this! killing my friends!! my town! OH! Twilight Sparkle shes just a weak little bookworm, well let me tell you something you son of a bitch! you kill my friend and you see me get mean! you little cannibal joyride is over! i'm coming down there to buck you in the balls! Princess out!”

The spell ceased as both scientists gave each other concerned looks.

“We can’t let her destroy this specimen, the things he could teach us!”

“Agreed, quickly, prep him for dissection,”

The scientists both moved to either side of the room gathering tools and typing on monitors.

Snubbs wasn't paying much mind, he already formed a plan to escape, Twilight sparkle was going to pay for what she did to him.

Diamond tiara walked through the carnage in the streets of ponyville as Company tore into the random citizens and local royal guards fighting to protect the town.

“Diamond i’m scared” Silver spoon said with fear dripping from her voice.

“Ugh,..Seriously Silver? haven't you even seen a poor pony before? sometimes they get a little violent and resort to cannibalism,” Diamond responded in annoyance.

Just then Diamonds eyes lit up as her three favorite ponies to pick on came into her view.

“HEY BLANK FLANKS!”

The Cmc turned to Diamond.

“Whats that a new hairstyle? looks like you fell head first in a fat fryer at hayburger.

Scootaloo moaned.

“Don’t moan at me its called makeup, not that anything in a equestria could ever make you desirable,”

Silver Spoon however shook with fear at the site that stood before her, All three of the Cmc had huge wounds in their heads with brain matter leaking out and blood caked their muzzles.

All three slowly sauntered up the Diamond continued to throw insults at the three filles, Applebloom was the first to reach her, she attempted to bite Diamond on the fore leg.

“And another- HeY! get you hooves off me you country bumpkin of a”ll have you sued!”

Sweetie Belle snuck up from behind and sunk her teeth into her flank, tearing off the skin of her cutie mark and taking it into her mouth.

Diamond screamed as Applebloom took a hold of her head, Scootaloo took one of her fore hooves and Sweetie Belle took her rear hooves.

And all three pulled with Zompony strength.

Silver turned and sprinted, trying not to heave as the sound of Diamond’s screams ceased as her body split and her entrials slipped out onto the grassy meadow like soup in a sauce pan.

Author's Note

still not done, but I had to release something, I just got a job, which is why I've been dead for the past 2 months