Snubbed Life, a young, ambitions grey coated door to door sales pony looked onward to the small community known as Ponyville.

Snubbed Life breathed deeply as he trotted off the train, smiling warmly to all passengers boarding or otherwise.

“So this is Ponyville? Finally a completely untapped resource for aspiring salespony of customers, I'm going to sell a lot of policies today I can just feel it!” Snubbed Life’s optimizm was almost sicking as he heaved a hefty briefcase marked with the image of a tombstone with a ghost of a pony rising from it made of money, the words “Second Rising Life Insurance” Surrounded the image.

Snubbs chose the largest building to begin with, it was a library. Snubbed Life concluded there was probably a old librarian inside on the verge of offing her husband. Snubbed Life might aswell get paid in the process.

Snubbed Life knocked on the door, to his surprise a young purple unicorn answered the door.

To his surprise a young purple unicorn answered.

“Hello?” Said the young unicorn.

Snubbed Life’s expectations were shattered, but he might aswell give his pitch.

Subbed bowed “Good morning ma’am, I’am a representative of “Second rising life insurance” Snubbed jabbed a hoof at his briefcase. “And i was wondering if i could interest you into any of our policies.” Snubbed smiled fully expecting to be shoo’ed off.

The mare’s expression brightened “As a matter a fact I’ve been meaning to purchase life insurance for a long time, please! By all means, come in!”

The unicorn let the pleasantly suprised sales pony into her home. Both of them sat down on a green couch that adorned the main hall.

“Please mister, tell me about yourself, I’ll get us some tea” The unicorn trotted off into the kitchen.

“We’ll ma’am my name is Snubbed life.”

“We’ll that's a bit morbid.” The unicorn interrupted.

“Heh, my parents where funeral directors, anyway what your name?”

The mare returned with a tea tray, complete with two mugs and a teapot “*Giggle, my name is Twilight sparkle.”

“Twilight,...I like it, it's a smart name, for a smart mare! and I have a perfect policy for a smart mare like you,.....” Snubbed began another pitch while opening his briefcase. but was interrupted when Twilight shoved a tea cup into his hand, causing his papers to fly all across the room.

“We can talk business later, tell me about yourself,” Twilight cooed, snuggling up to the sales pony.

Snubbed began to get uncomfortable, but he didn't want to be rude so he sipped his tea and ignored the mares less the subtle advances.

“We’ll I’m 20, I travel alot so I lack a permanent place to live, I’m new to the down,...”

“Does anypony know you’re here?” Twilight asked.

“No,..not really, I wrote my mother but that mailmare looked suspicious, I doubt that letter made it anywhere.”

“Oooh.” Twilight sighed, nuzzling so close to Snubbed he could feel her hot moist breath curl his shirt collar.

“Are you a virgin Mr life?” Twilight practically painted into his ear.

Snubbed’s eyes shot open, he slid all the way to the hoof rest on the couch, smashing himself into it like he was trapped in a lion's cage.

“Twilight, I hardly think that appropriate!”

Twilight started to crawl towards him “Whats a matter? Ashamed? ashamed that no mare has seen you for the strong professional you are?” Twilight began to wrap her hooves around him.

Snubbed pushed her hooves away, Snubbed always had a conservative view on sex, he just simply hadn't found the right mare yet,..that's all.

“I am Ms Sparkle, and i'm not ashamed of it, but I feel that it would be best if I just left.”

Twilight stood up and began to magically reel in all of Life’s papers, she stacked them neatly into his briefcase and shoved it into his hooves.

“Fine, I hope your not too offended by my behavior and in light of it is there anything i can offer you mister life?”
Snubbed opened his mouth to say no but a small gurgle in his nether regions had sent the message that the tea had gone south quicker that this sale.

“Actually yes Ms Sparkle, could i trouble you to use the bathroom?”

“Yes you may, upstairs, first door on the right.”

Snubbed gave a bow, then trotted upstairs.

“Since when is a mare's heat in October?” Snubbed mumbled.

Snubbed opened the door, and almost rendered his need for a bathroom null and void, he saw a face that he had seen on equestrian currency since he was a colt, minus the bit and bridle.

In front of him was the Princess of the sun, the over standing ruler of a equestria Princess Celestia herself hanging upside down in a horrific perverted system of leather straps and chains.

Celestia herself was awake and actually look quite happy to see Snubbed.

Snubbed immediately tuned, only to have Twilight appear out of nowhere and block his way.

Twilight trotted forward, pushing Snubbed Life deeper into the upstairs sex dungeon.

She calmly walked around Snubbed and snuggled the princess in her little BDSM cocoon.

“I see you’ve met my obedient little sex slave.” Twilight cooed, Snuggling her,......lover,.....I guess.

Snubbed said nothing, He flung himself towards the door but, He found it locked.

Celestia moaned through her bridle as Twilight gave her neck a quick lick.

‘Mr Life, we regret to inform you that we are in no need of life insurance but, we do need a thrid party here.”

Snubbed flattened himself against the door. “What are you gonna do to me? Change me into a mare? Cut my dick with razor blades? Put diapers on me? Spank me with a nailed bat?”

“We’re going to kill you and have freaky dirty mare sex in your entrails.”

“Oh,.....oh no.” Snubbed’s fear had pretty much come full circle.

“Yeah, sorry but i have to keep my little fuck toy here happy or she gets,.......bity.’

“You’re horrible.”

Twilight laughed “Celestia trained me well, anyway we’re both wetter and hungrier than the steerage passengers on the Titanic so.”

A wave of purple energy shot from Twilight horn, it dissipated on Snubbed Life.s stomach.

Snubbed looked confused.

Then all of his guts exploded onto the floor. Snubbed dropped to his knees.

Both mares giggled and the sound of a leather bound body hit the floor.

As his brain function died, the curious pink organ had one last thing to say to Snubbed.

“I Always knew you would die a virgin.”

“Wow that was you!” Twilight shouted.

Snubbs narrowed his eyes.

“I’m Glad you made it back! The sex we had in your pure blood was amazing! Celestia bit the tip off my clit and spat it into my mouth,....”

Snubbs dry heaved.

“I spat it back into her mouth and made her keep it there for a week, then we made out on top of the body of a griffin that made Fluttershy cry until it dissolved.”

Snubbs had enough needless exhibition, he pounced into Twilight, smashing them both through the big window on the top floor of the castle.

Wind Whistled in Snubbs’s ears as both parties fell to the ground, Twilight opened her wings and stopped they're decent.

“I forgot she had those.” Snubbs thought to himself.

Twilight began climbing through the air as Snubbs fought to stay attached to the Princess.

Quickly realising that she would escape Snubbs grabbed onto her wing, which disturbed her flight pattern. Snubbs took the crook of her left wing and with the memories of what she did screaming in his head here bit down until he felt bones break.

Twilight screamed as the pair tumbled, Snubbs with little regret in his still rotten heart gladly fell to his doom knowing that he would be kicked Twilight flank as they both burned in tartarus.

,....Piffet.

Snubbs felt the hit, but still felt like he was still dead,...or undead, or whatever.

He opened a glassy eye, below him was a sputtering Twilight, still hanging on the last threads of life, she wiped her mouth of blood and left Snubbs with just one more quip.

“I Always knew I wouldn’t make it to the release of Fallout 4.”

As Twilight went back to coughing and sputtering Snubbs took in his surroundings.

They had both landed in the center of ponyville, which was now in the troughs of a brain eating apocalypse.

Violence ran through the town as citizen were devoured in the streets, guards fought to protect the city but ultimately were overwhelmed by the horde and eventually joined the ranks of the undead.

Pinkie pie was seen hanging a sign that said “Out of Brains.” Making a long line of undead moan and grumble in anger as they dispersed.

Twilight herself let out one more shallow breath before going silent, after her body stiffened a burst of golden light erupted from her horn.

Snubbs lifted a eyebrow, before it fell from his body altogether, he pocketed it and made a mental note to look for a stapler.

The dark clouds above separated and a golden light erupted above Ponyville, blinding the alive and undead alike.

A Guard holding his spear against the gnashing teeth of a zompony gasped. “The princess and activated the countermeasure! This place is going to be vaporized!”

The guard fell to the zompony and screamed as his coconut was cleaned.

Snubbed jumped to his hooves and was relieved that nothing was harmed in the fall, the golden light fell closer as Snubbed tried to gallop away from it as the roofs of the housed began to burn, soon the ground became hot the brim of this had began to smolder.

then all at once everything went a dark brownish green.

The problem of the zompony herd (along with Ponyville) Was gone in ten seconds flat, the countermeasure set in place by Twilight vaporized everything within a ten mile radius, even ponies in canterlot had to turn there A/Cs up. Sugarcube corner was gone, sweet apple acres was gone, carousel boutique was gone There was nothing left.

except one survivor.

In a flash of brownish green light Snubbs reappeared a few miles outside of the ponyville border, he fell on his rump in the middle of a dirt road. After a few seconds of dazing he began to wonder how he possibly survived.

Snubbs took notice of his hat lying on the ground, he looked up to see a grimy patch of dark brown mane, and a tan rotted horn, growing with the remnants of the last spell casted.

Snubbs shrugged, being dead really messes with your memory, he replaced his hat and stood up, taking his surroundings, he turned to see a large billboard, and what her saw changed his life,.......afterlife,......nevermind.

If Snubbs's heart could beat it would have skipped one, his eyes drank as the sight of the most beautiful mare he had ever seen.’

She was a beautiful midnight hue, her mane was slightly brighter, her cutie mark was a clouded moon, her eyes,.....her eyes were indescribable pools that Snubbs could get lost in for days.’ Snubbs fell from his stupor long enough to notice an electronic box on the front of the billboard, he pushed the big red button on it.

“Dost thou seek to see the grander side of Equestria?.....”

“That accent is down right sexy.”

Then come to the royal mountainside city of Canterlot! Where the fine dine and wine,.... and be sure to stay for the summer sun celebration and bear witness to me! Luna Princess of the night,....”

“Sold”

And my Sister Celestia, Princess of the day.!”

Snubbs narrowed his eyes,....this wasn't over yet, he still had vengeance to wreak,....and love to find.

Snubbs found a patch of wild roses, he put one into his lapel, which wilted and died immediately. He breathed into his hoof and smelled, he found that either he didn't smell, or his nose no longer worked.

Either way Snubbs began galloping down the dirt road towards Canterlot with more determination that her ever had in his time of being alive,.....and dead.

“Get ready Luna! to meet the love of your life! and Celestia, get ready to meet the end of yours!”

Author's Note

i'm not sorry.

sorry it so rough, i just got over a big bought in my depression and i wanted to release this for Halloween so happy Halloween,.......ya bastards

you better like it.