That Trickster Archangel

by sonicRainicorn

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Human, Random, Adventure
Length: 1301

Gabriel traps Team Free Wil and Team TARDIS in a world full of colorful ponies

Gabriel is tired of everyone ignoring their roles. He's tired of them constantly ignoring their feelings to one another. He's just tired of them. In order to be free of their constant presence, he sends them to another world for a "game". They must survive the next 24 hours or the game is over and they stay there forever. [Loosly based off of the YouTube video Gabriel's Game.]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-21 19:55:07 UTC

Dammit, Gabriel!

Dean was pissed. Cas couldn't stop being a guardian angel for one second, could he? He just had to be there with his stupid protectiveness. Sam didn't understand his brother's hate for the angel at the moment. Cas was confused, too. "Dean —" Castiel started.

"No! Shut it, Cas!" Dean barked.

Cas closed his mouth. He knew better than to talk when Dean told him to shut up. Sam decided to step in. "Dean, why are you so upset? All Cas did was save you —"

"Exactly! That's the point! I don't need to be saved! Especially not by him." Dean said bitterly.

Cas looked away and Sam frowned. His brother was being a huge dickwad. He didn't have any reason to be mad at Cas. He was just being his prideful self. But you think he would've gotten used to getting his ass saved by his guardian angel. The sound of fluttering wings filled the room. The Winchesters looked up, both thinking Castiel left, but instead of an angel going an angel arrived. An archangel to be exact. "Gabriel?!" Sam exclaimed.

Gabriel smiled. "Hiya, Sam. How's life going?"

"What do you want, Gabriel?" Cas demanded.

Gabriel raised an eyebrow at him. "Jeez. Hanging around with the Winchesters too much, little bro. But, if you insist, I'll get down to business..." Gabriel raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

Sam fell on his face into the dirt. As soon as he saw Gabriel raise his hand he went forward to try to stop him from snapping his fingers. He lifted his head up and spit out dirt. He went to wipe his face with his hand, but his face came into contact with something hard. Sam looked at what it was and almost fell over. He had a hoof. A hoof, That wasn't natural. He stood up on all four of his legs. He was a little wobbly at first, but he did it. Then a thought occurred to him: Where were Dean and Cas? It would be best for him to find them. Who knows where Gabriel sent them.

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Dean was going to kill Gabriel. The son of a bitch turned him into a freakin' horse! And where was Sam? And Cas? They had to have been brought here, too. He couldn't be alone... Dean shook his head. He wasn't going to think like that. He walked around the forest looking for someone familiar. After a while, he got tired. He had four legs to get used to, he couldn't expect to travel long distances already. Dean sat down and pouted slightly. How was he supposed to find Sam and Cas if he couldn't walk far? As if something out there liked him, he felt something move on his side. He looked down and saw he had wings. Dean grinned. Those would help. He stood up. How was he supposed to use these, exactly? Experimentally, Dean moved them. Alright... Just... Pretend they were arms... That would work, right? Dean flapped his wings and lifted off the ground. "Awesome," he couldn't stop his grin from growing.

Dean flew up to the trees, but he didn't go over them. He would be able to see Sam or Cas from this height. He flew in the direction he was originally walking. Eventually, he saw something. He went to land next to it but ended up falling face first into the dirt. "Dean?" Dean knew that voice.

Dean lifted his face off of the dirt. "Cas?" That was Cas alright. Same hair, same eyes, even the same tie. But Cas had a horn. Was he a unicorn? No... He also had wings. Well Dean didn't really care what he was, he found Cas! "Have you seen Sam?"

"No. I thought he would be with you," Cas responded.

Dean frowned. At least he wasn't alone this time.

Loki?

The Doctor shut the door to the TARDIS quickly. Alright, so, that wasn't the best idea he's ever had. He ran over to the console and started pushing buttons and flipping levers. Amy ran a hand through her hair and Rory thought he was going to throw up. The Doctor looked up at them and smiled sheepishly. "Sorry." Amy glared at him while Rory just shook his head.

"You think just saying sorry is going to fix this?" Amy questioned.

Doctor bit his lip. "Sort of..."

"Well it isn't! You need to learn about the places before we go to them."

The Doctor looked offended. "I do know about them!"

Amy gave him a look. "You need to know more recent information."

"Alright everyone calm down," Rory stepped in when he saw The Doctor about to make a snooty remark. "Doctor, just take us back home."

"Fine. I'll find someone else who will appreciate my genius," The Doctor mumbled under his breath.

Amy heard him and hit the back of his head."Watch it, Space Boy."

The Doctor clenched his jaw. She was the wrong ginger - she couldn't say that. The Doctor moved without a word, twisting nobs and flipping the occasional switch. Amy and Rory noticed the immediate change in their friend's mood. The Doctor never showed when he was sad, not when he could help it. Maybe it was because they were mad at him, maybe it was because they didn't think it was a good idea, but they didn't mention the mood change. And before they knew it The Doctor said, "You're home."

"Oh, you're not going home yet."

The three of them turned to the entrance of the TARDIS. A man stood there eating a lollipop. The Doctor recognized the man instantly, he had met him once. "Loki?"

"Loki?" Amy questioned.

"As in the trickster?" Rory added.

Loki grinned. "Bingo."

"What are you doing here, Loki?" The Doctor asked. "I haven't seen you since the other gods fell."

"I just came to show you some of my friends. I get the feeling you'll like where you're going, Doctor." Before anyone could react, Loki lifted his hand and snapped his fingers.

Amy staggered on her feet. She fell when she noticed she had more than two. She looked up and saw Rory wobble but he was able to keep his balance. She furrowed her eyebrows. Rory was a... unicorn? "Amy, are you a P-Pegasus?" Rory asked.

Amy moved her wings. Yes, she was a pegasus. "Well you're a unicorn."

Rory brought a hoof up to his head to touch his horn. He put his hoof down and looked around. "Where's The Doctor?"

"What?" Amy stood up cautiously. The Doctor wasn't anywhere near them. "Come on. He can't be too far." She started to walk away.

Rory followed her. "How do you know he's here? Maybe he planned this with Loki."

"I doubt it," Amy blew a red hair out of her face. "He was surprised to see Loki. And Loki said The Doctor would like it here, so that must mean he's around here somewhere."

Rory nodded. It was odd with the horn on his head. "But where exactly is he? Couldn't you fly up there and see if you can spot him?"

Amy looked at one of her wings. She didn't know how to use them. "I don't know how to do that."

"Oh..." Rory's ears flattened. There went an easy way out. "Do you think we'll find him before dark? I don't think forests where meant for the night."

"Uh..." Amy couldn't be sure. "Probably. He's new to this horse thing, too. Knowing him he's probably freaking out."

"Or really excited and he ran out of the forest to go investigate." Rory mentioned.

Amy bit her cheek. That was also a possibility. But either way, they were going to find him and gt back home.