Bass meets Dubstep

"I wasn't ready for it, I just wasn't." I thought to myself as I started up my bass boosting equipment, angry and out of my normal zone. "I thought she loved me...but then I find her with my fucking brother!?" I slammed my fists down on my sturdy wooden desk and feel the shock ripple through my hands and arms. I scream out in frustration and pain, and I remember something. "A new episode came out today." I bolted to my couch, my anger turning to happiness, and then to confusion as I come to find a sphere, white and pink, with a note on it.

"Pack your things, you've been selected."

A rainbow colored, swirling oval appeared out of the ball, signaling that this was either a hallucination or actually real. I didn't care either way, as I grabbed my computer, recording equipment, and all my other things that I would need for this "trip", which was probably just, like I said, a hallucination from a medicine I'm taking for headaches. I walked into the portal with 3 boxes on a makeshift wagon that I got for free when I ordered the equipment. I came into a colorful land, when I felt the most intense pain I've ever felt, like all my bones being crushed and regenerated, and blacked out.

When I woke up, I came face to face with a white unicorn with wings, who had a flowing mane of all of the colors of the rainbow.

I looked around the room, and noticed windows of all colors, along with purple walls and an elegant throne of plush red and gold, which blended into the walls and windows well. It looked as though I was on some sort of a wooden bench, hell, I probably was. Seemed like it, but back to this throne room. It seemed familiar, almost like it was...

"No, it can't be..."I thought to myself as she glanced over to me.

"Good, you're awake. Welcome to Equestria. We've selected you out of the billions of.. what do you call them? Humans? On your planet. We want to test you to see if your kind can co-exist with ours. My name is Celestia, and I'm am the ruler of this land along with my sister, Luna. Do you have any questions?" She said.

"Umm, am I staying here for the rest of my life?" I asked, with genuine curiosity as I knew that this could be no dream.

"Actually, we might decide upon that. Given your behavior over the next few days, we might decide to keep you here or transport you back home." She said with an almost motherly tone.

I glanced down at my body to see that the feeling I had before I blacked out caused this

.

"Umm, why am I a pony!?" I asked, with anxiousness rising in my voice.

"Calm down, it's normal. You're not the first human to be selected, so we decided that to co-exist with our kind easier, we've transformed you into one of our own." She added," We also randomly selected your race, and have decided that you're a Pegasus, so you now have wings. All you need to do is find a teacher. Is that all?"

"Two more actually, what's my Pony name?" I asked.

"That's up to you, just think of something that resembles you in a way."Said Celestia, increasingly becoming bored, as given by her tone when she spoke.

"Where will I be residing?" I asked, knowing I was boring the princess.

"You will be residing in a house at the edge of Ponyville, but don't worry about travel, just check your pocket later." She said.

"I'll be off now," I said, knowing I was now testing the Princess' patience. " And thank you, Princess Celestia." And with that, I trembled out of the castle that held the princess. I looked at my cutie mark, which was 2 speakers with 3 lines flowing out of them in an almost semi-circular manner, and thought of a perfect name.

"Bass Drop."