Bass meets Dubstep

by Arktos

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Anthro, Romance
Length: 1342

Andrew Jacobs, or now known as Bass Booster, loves 2 things: Bass and MLP.He's got a hard life, struggling work, YouTube, and his girlfriend's recent leave in a lowly apartment when he finds a sphere, with a note on it.You've been sele

Andrew Jacobs, or more popularly known as B4SS B00ST3R, loves 2 things: Bass Boosting and MLP. He's got a hard life, struggling work, YouTube, and his girlfriend's recent leave in a lowly apartment when he finds a white and pink sphere, on his table, with a note on it.
Pack anything you want, you've been selected.
And now he's in Equestria, with a new problem arising- feelings towards a certain DJ pony.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-23 14:01:21 UTC

The Beginning

"I wasn't ready for it, I just wasn't." I thought to myself as I started up my bass boosting equipment, angry and out of my normal zone. "I thought she loved me...but then I find her with my fucking brother!?" I slammed my fists down on my sturdy wooden desk and feel the shock ripple through my hands and arms. I scream out in frustration and pain, and I remember something. "A new episode came out today." I bolted to my couch, my anger turning to happiness, and then to confusion as I come to find a sphere, white and pink, with a note on it.

"Pack your things, you've been selected."

A rainbow colored, swirling oval appeared out of the ball, signaling that this was either a hallucination or actually real. I didn't care either way, as I grabbed my computer, recording equipment, and all my other things that I would need for this "trip", which was probably just, like I said, a hallucination from a medicine I'm taking for headaches. I walked into the portal with 3 boxes on a makeshift wagon that I got for free when I ordered the equipment. I came into a colorful land, when I felt the most intense pain I've ever felt, like all my bones being crushed and regenerated, and blacked out.

When I woke up, I came face to face with a white unicorn with wings, who had a flowing mane of all of the colors of the rainbow.

I looked around the room, and noticed windows of all colors, along with purple walls and an elegant throne of plush red and gold, which blended into the walls and windows well. It looked as though I was on some sort of a wooden bench, hell, I probably was. Seemed like it, but back to this throne room. It seemed familiar, almost like it was...

"No, it can't be..."I thought to myself as she glanced over to me.

"Good, you're awake. Welcome to Equestria. We've selected you out of the billions of.. what do you call them? Humans? On your planet. We want to test you to see if your kind can co-exist with ours. My name is Celestia, and I'm am the ruler of this land along with my sister, Luna. Do you have any questions?" She said.

"Umm, am I staying here for the rest of my life?" I asked, with genuine curiosity as I knew that this could be no dream.

"Actually, we might decide upon that. Given your behavior over the next few days, we might decide to keep you here or transport you back home." She said with an almost motherly tone.

I glanced down at my body to see that the feeling I had before I blacked out caused this

.

"Umm, why am I a pony!?" I asked, with anxiousness rising in my voice.

"Calm down, it's normal. You're not the first human to be selected, so we decided that to co-exist with our kind easier, we've transformed you into one of our own." She added," We also randomly selected your race, and have decided that you're a Pegasus, so you now have wings. All you need to do is find a teacher. Is that all?"

"Two more actually, what's my Pony name?" I asked.

"That's up to you, just think of something that resembles you in a way."Said Celestia, increasingly becoming bored, as given by her tone when she spoke.

"Where will I be residing?" I asked, knowing I was boring the princess.

"You will be residing in a house at the edge of Ponyville, but don't worry about travel, just check your pocket later." She said.

"I'll be off now," I said, knowing I was now testing the Princess' patience. " And thank you, Princess Celestia." And with that, I trembled out of the castle that held the princess. I looked at my cutie mark, which was 2 speakers with 3 lines flowing out of them in an almost semi-circular manner, and thought of a perfect name.

"Bass Drop."

Getting Cozy

I started walking, carrying my makeshift wagon with all of my bass boosting equipment, which was quite heavy due to the speakers being pretty big. I checked my pony pockets, knowing they were there, and found an orb along with another note.

"Damn, what's with all the fucking notes?" I mumbled to myself as I walked down the lonely dirt road. I started to let my clean mouth wear off as I wasn't in the presence of a high authority.

I already explained this to you, probably, but if not, this orb with teleport you directly to your home. Once.

"Oh, well, that's convenient."I thought as I looked on the back of the orb for instructions or something, but I instantly felt like an idiot, as it ticked in my head that it was a teleportation orb, not a fucking pizza box. So, taking my knowledge from a movie I saw with one of my friends when I was a kid, I threw it on the ground and stomped on it with my hoof, which was a light grey, as a mist surrounded me.

I landed, of course, in my new home, which was deserted, to say the least.

It had no wallpaper or furniture, just your standard power outlets and such. I inspected the bathroom, which had your regular tub and sink, along with a closet, probably for towels and toilet paper. I took a look at the kitchen, which had a refrigerator, a sink, and some cupboards, closets, and cabinets for spices, canned goods, and some other goodies.

"I need to go to the market tomo-"I wasn't able to finish the thought as I saw food appear out of nowhere, and into the closet I was staring at. I closed the closet door and looked in the living room, and found that I had furniture as well. I now had a new thought:"Where the fuck did all this come from!?" I saw a lonely note lying on the ground, and it was from Princess Luna:

Come by the castle some time later, I want to meet you.

Princess Luna

I put the note in my pocket, along with the other two I had from earlier, and took a look around again.

I found that I had a couch, a TV held up on the wall, and desk in the living room. I decided to check the one bedroom in the house, which I hadn't checked before, and found a queen size mattress and bed, along with a nightstand that had a lamp on it, along with a clock held up on the wall. I looked in the bathroom and found that the closet had been lined with toilet paper and towels.

I walked back into the living room, and saw my equipment was already plugged in, including my computer, speakers, and instantly thought something:

"How in the fuck am I gonna operate this shit?! I have hooves now, not hands.

But I guess Luna thought ahead. It looked like my equipment was modified, so that it could be used with hooves instead of hands. It looked like my computer, mainly my keyboard, was modified as well, see as how the keys were huge.

"Speaking of hooves..." I mumbled as I made my way to the bathroom. I turned on the light and looked in the mirror.

I had a grey coat, and a spikey mane. I had black freckles, and icy blue eyes. My wings were the same as my coat, which was light grey.

I walked out of the bathroom, now knowing what I looked like, and headed for the bedroom. I looked at the clock hanging on the wall, and it read 11:30 pm. " Had time really passed that quickly?!" I thought with a sort of shock as it didn't really feel like time had past.

I walked over to my bed, climbed in, and when my head hit that pillow, I was out.