DEATH BATTLE

by SECURE0777

Rating: mature
Tags: Spike, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Human, Anthro, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 17921

I Was inspired to write this the Equestrian Deathbattles By RLYoshi. So let's pit some MLP Ponies against a turtle two plumbers a metal clone and see who come out on top. To hint at a few DEATHBATTLES

I Was Inspired to write this by RLYoshi, I'm hoping there won't be overlap between our battles. Unless I massively disagree with the outcome, or it's something I feel necessary such as the obligatory Mane 6. FFA.

Hey how's it going from this point on I'll be accepting suggestions but first off there will be a little but of rules.

1. I'll accept original characters.

1a. But the Original characters can't be over powered. And by that I mean, they wield powers like time stops, seem to be masters of martial arts to level of which makes them untouchable. Or just plain are unbeatable.

1b. I'll accept Mary Sue, or Gary Stue characters should that perfect personality. Be just that a perfect personality. If they're just all around perfect with no logical weakness thne they'll be of course hard to find fair fights for.

1c. Of course I need to confirm the OC's use by the original writer, and I might in certain cases where powers are vague, have to work with the author to find the limits to characters abilities. OC Battles will take much longer to update also, baring of course an fic I've read. I'll hVe to read the story, and get permission, then figure out the limits to abilities which is a lot harder to do with OC characters.

2. Each pony, and victor or loser will get as many fights as a deem. So just because AJ lost to Mario, Fluttershy lost to Luigi. Don't think they won't get a chance to redeem themselves. So keep on suggesting.

2a. All non pony combatants can have a second shot also. I already have a plan for a second Luigi battle, which is probally more balanced then his fight with Fluttershy. So if they lost, or if they won. Then you can still suggest them for future battles.

2b. Background Ponies will be determined by me. And by that I mean spectra in background Ponies have been made into some over powered monsters by the community. So just like how OC who are over powered won't be accepted. Neither will back ground ponies with no combatant abilities.

2c. Hard to determine combat potential ponies, and the other fan base combatants will not be excepted. These are characters such as the Doctor from Doctor who. He's a great character with a lot of fields. But has almost no combat ability. his feats are more attributed to his mind, more so then his actual combat abilities. So in a one on one fight to the death, he would have a hard to time beating most characters.
3. NO UNBALANCED FIGHTS. Now this goes without saying. I'm not screwattack, yes I'm looking at you Vegeta vs Shadow. I won't put a virtually featless character like Zelda in the Ring against. Twilight Sparkle. Realistically Zelda would get one shotted. Or Celestia against Goku. Those aren't close fights, and won't insight discussion.
3a. But if you honestly believe it's a close fight, throw up in the air. I'll do some research, and if I can deem it, in my mind. A Fair fight, then I'll probably get around to it.

4. These "Rules" aren't set in stone, and will occasionally be updated if I get a deathbattle that doesnt go against the rules. But I deem unbalanced

Have a nice day

SECURE

Published 2014-06-24 22:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-19 00:12:46 UTC

Mane 6 FFA

Mane 6 FFA

I DO NOT OWN My Little Pony Friendship is Magic all rights go to Hasbro, I DO NOT OWN Deathbattle all rights go to Screwattack.

The Mane six, protagonists of My little Pony Friendship is Magic.

All gifted in their own way

But now it's time to answer the age old question.

who would win a DEATHBATTLE.

Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle, the unofficial leader of the Mane Six. She's the youngest Alicorn princess. Some say Cadence, but she may or may have gotten her wings sooner. Let's go go on. Before that she was one of the most powerful unicorns on the planet. Twilight was born and raised in Canterlot (just assuming). After hatching her dragon assistant Spike (and aging him), she was accepted into Celestias School for Gifted Unicorns. After years of training under the tutelage of Celestia herself. She was given the task of making friends, and learning the magic of friendship in Ponyville. Considering she's about to fight her friends to the death I think Celestia's teaching failed. And after learning about friendship, and building strong bonds with Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash. She was granted her wings, and her place as a princess, by Celestia herself. As the Alicorn Princess of Friendship, she has a massive amount of power. Friendship is magic and all that. She's arguably one of most powerful characters in the entire series. Shes a prodigy among prodigies. Able to do things that should be impossible. But for this death battle I'm assuming she'll use her most used spells in her arsenal. Which essentailly boil down to....

Levitation, with this spell that most unicorns use. She's able to pick up, and throw pretty much anything in her line of sight. Teleportation which is exactly as you might, in a pink flash she's able to teleport short distances. But unlike most forms of teleportation in popular media. Twilights teleportation seems to have some form of lag. Even at extremely short distances, if you want proof of this see Spike scene from secret to my excess. Her most devastating ability is her beams, capable of knocking back changlings, blast holes in rocks and trees.

And finally while theoretically she has the strength of a earth pony, and flight of a Pegasi. She still hasn't mastered these abilities, being far weaker then both Pinkie and Applejack (and arguably Rarity). She's the weakest flier. She stands no chance of beating Rainbow Dash in a race. Hell she would struggle to beat Fluttershy, who's rage gives her a speed boost but more on that later.

Twilight also suffers from a myriad of emotional issues such as her apparent OCD. She has a tendency to over exaggerate every little mistake she makes. Twilight also had a complete mental break down. Yes that's great choice to wield the powers of Alicorn, but I digress. She has also overlooked her own mistakes which has caused her greatest failures.

But for all those issues we still can't count out Twilight Sparkle. She's had plenty of great feats, such as her fight with Tirek (his time will come). Kicked plenty of ass in the Changling invasion, helped rediscover the elements of harmony, to name a few of her feats.

Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash (AKA Sonic as a pony). She's brash, bold, and in your face. Born and raised in Cloudsdale. Rainbow Dash like her friend Twilight was a child prodigy, doing a Sonic Rainboom, and instigating the events of all her friends cutie marks. From a young age Rainbow knew what her goal was. And that was to become a Wonderbolt, think Blue angels. But Ponies, yes I stole that joke. But up until recently to put it lightly, she's failed. However it's implied in Testing 1,2,3 she's a Reserve Wonderbolt.

And with that let's move onto her strengths, most note worthy is her speed. She's one of the fastest charcter in series. Not only that, but she is also extremely agile weaving in and out of traffic (look at find Rainbow a pet) with ease. She also has three of the most destructive abilities in MLP. First we have the famous Sonic Rainboom, a sonic boom so powerful it can completely shatter stones. While she can take the Rainboom one step further, to create the Double Sonic Rainboom. The second boom is more style then substance. As the second boom doesn't seem to have any more of an affect then the first. Next is the the fan dubbed Sonic Rainnuke. Basically she gets up to the velocity of the Rainboom. But rather then flying in the air, she smashes hoof first into an object, completely decimating a barn sized building. Lastly we have the Buccaneer Blaze, now this one is a little hard to describe since we never see it being fully used. But for what it's worth, Rainbow some how creates a giant explosion after going off screen.

While Rainbow Dash maybe best known for her fantastic speed, and flight. She's far from defenceless on the ground. She has a black belt in karate, yes I'm tempted to steal another joke from Screwattack but I won't. She is insanely durable, while many point out her her getting hit by a full grown dragon super impressive BTW, or smashing through trees and stone once again durable. But I feel like her ultimate show of durability is the fact that she's been at the epicentre of multiple explosions. The Rainboom, Rainnuke, and Blaze all seem to create a fair sized explosion. Those talents may make her the best fighter out of the Mane six.

However Rainbow isn't perfect. Like I said shes brash and bold, but she's also confident to the point of arrogance. She patted herself on the back which caused the failure of a Dam. And while she's a great fighter, she also is the least intelligent member of the Mane Six. Hell she didn't start reading until she met Twilight Sparkle. She also has a tendency to jumps before looking, most of the time biting off more then she can chew.

But for all of her weakness, Rainbow Dash is clearly the most combat ready pony. Does that mean she'll takes this battle though?

Applejack

Applejack was raised in Ponyville, she was orphaned (or abandoned) at fairly young age. She quickly adapted though, and became the premier apple bucker for her families farm, Sweet Apple Acres. That being said, other then being extremely family oriented, there isn't very much to Applejack, pretty much what you see is what you get. A sweet southernbelle, maybe a little stubborn but other then that nothing really all that memorable about her.

Applejack is best known for her incredible strength. Even when exhausted she still had the power and skill to knock down an entire trees worth of apples. But beyond that she's also a master with the lasso, she's able to lift and throw things, after expertly grappling an object with the lasso. and finally she has arguably the most endurance out of the entire cast, Pinkie may say otherwise though. Like I said she's extremely stubborn and even whe exhausted was capable knocking down an entire apple trees worth of apples.

But Applejack also suffers from a lack of a truly powerful arsenal, she isn't at master hand to hand. She isn't magically gifted, doesn't have Pinkiness, no rage. She's just normal.

Rarity

Rarity was raised in Ponyville, she's the daughter of two just average everyday ponies. But she dreamed bigger then her station. She dreams of one day being the most famous fashion designer in all of Equestria. And she's slowly achieving that goal. While Rarity may look act and talk, like the stereotypical girly girl. She's far from that, first she's extremely generous with her time and money, she's also one of the few unicorn willing to get her hooves dirty.

Rarity is very similar to Applejack, except while she has an extremely limited arsenal. She's a master with those abilities. Such as her levitation being atleast comparable to Twilights own (outside her lift trees worth of apples). She can have fabric, mannequins needles all dancing around her as she works. And like I said in the beginning of this article, Rarity is more then going hoof to hoof with anybody "Now normally I'm not a fighter, I'm more into fashion. But, I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS IF YOU HURT ONE SCALE ON HIS CUTE LITTLE HEAD" Rarity threatening a dragon. But arguably her greatest asset is her intelligence, while true she's not as classically intelligent as Twilight. she has opened her own business, and has made that business successful. Unlike Applejack who had the framework for a successful farm. Rarity started from scratch. Which is why I believe Rarity is the oldest (read the AN If you want my reasonings for why and who is oldest to youngest). She's also a master manipulator, as shown when she tricked the diamond dogs. She also understand her own femininity, and is more then willing to use that against Spike.

But for all of that, Rarity is still considered extremely weak. Not only is her arsenal limited, but almost everything she does good. One of the other ponies does better. Such as Twilight being better with magic, Rainbow being better hoof to hoof, Pinkie having a larger arsenal, and Applejack being stronger.

But for those weakness, she just might haves the skills to shock you and take this death battle.

Fluttershy

Fluttershy just as her name would imply she's shy. Flutters was born in Cloudsdale, like her friend Rainbow Dash. But unlike Rainbow Dash, who was a filly prodigy. Fluttershy lacked natural flying ability. And after dropping out of flight school (literally) she discovered her gift, which is talking to animals (more on that later). She honed her gift, and later took up a job as animal care taker for Ponyville.

Like I said above, Fluttershy has a a natural connection with most animals. Some of whom see Fluttershy as their mother. But all of whom will come to Fluttershy if she needs them to.

But beyond that, probably the most dangerous skill she has is her rage. When pissed off she gets a massive boost in physical strength, easily over powering most large animals, most remember when she fought a bear with her bare hooves and won, even Rainbow Dash has faltered under Fluttershy's rage fuelled strength. She also gets a boost in speed, while most puts this on par with Rainbow. I Feel the need to point out, that unlike Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, even an enraged Fluttershy lacks the blurring effect, that Pinkie and Rainbow leave when moving fast. That being said, she easily outstrips Twilight, and most of the cast when mad. And finally we have the Stare. What's the Stare you might ask, the Stare is Fluttershys most powerful weapon. She glares at an opponent and most will bow to her will. The only notable exception is Discord, no he won't be in this death battle his time will come later.

The Only problem. Fluttershy is a coward. Usually taking an entire episode to build up to her blowing, making her a less powerful fighter then you might think.

But if that's her only weakness, you better watch out for this timid animal care taker. Because she just make "LOVE HER"

Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie is a psychotic serial killer who...

NOT THAT PINKIE PIE, NEVER THAT PINKIE PIE.

Fine MLP fanbase, I was just having some fun.

Pinkamena Diane Pie, better known as Pinkie Pie. Where do I even begin, Pinkie Pie was raised on a rock farm. Where she was completely miserable. Until one day a Rainbow from the sky showed this little earth pony joy. And for the first time in life Pinkie had a goal. Spread joy. While many fans misinterpret Pinkie as a party pony only, Pinkie is in fact a smile pony. She'll do anything to get a smile, from helping some one jump rope, to being the mediator between waring nations.

Pinkie Pie also has an extremely broad arsenal of skills. But where do I even begin with her. I guess I can start with the simple. She's a fourth wall breaker. While she's not aware that she's a cartoon, she is aware that she's being viewed, extremely similar to some versions of the Joker from Batman.

but beyond that, she also is able to manipulate cartoon physics. Such as slowing her decent, floating with balloons, ballooning herself up, coil her neck up, and extending her neck, floating in the air, appearing in random places. Such as in a mirror, behind a lights, hanging from ceilings. Sneezing confetti, opening the black space at an end of episodes. Speed that rivals if not exceeds Rainbow Dash. Lifting and throwing things with her mane and tail, the pinkie sense. And finally the famous PARTY CANNON

and thats just a touch of the randomness that is Pinkie.

That being said, While Pinkie Pie has the largest arsenal of any pony on this list. She is also the least combat oriented of all the ponies. She also may have flashes of brilliance, but she also has borderline brainless moments.

but if those are her only weakness. Then watch out Pinkamena Might just decide to bake some..... NOT THAT PINKIE PIE

FINE "Grumbles slightly" The others better watch their back, because Pinkie might just have a Party of One after this fight is over.

And with that the combatants are set it's time to end this debate once and for all. It's time to see who would win a death battle.

Six ponies in a circle. One was a two toned purple pony with wings and a horn. She had a light purple body, and a dark purple mane and tail, with a pink streak through her mane and tail.

another was a pure white unicorn with a heavily curled mane and tale.

Next to her was a pink pony with a poofy dark pink mane.

across from her stood a timid looking pale yellow pegasi, with a long light pink mane and tale.

She cast a glance at a Rainbow mane and tailed pegasi

who was glaring, at an orange pony with A blond mane and tail. She wore a brown cowboy hat atop her head.

BEGIN

Instantly Rainbow Dash smashed straight into Applejack. She quickly delivered two powerful jabs. She did a back flip, kicking the earth pony on the chin.

Twilight eye snapped from pony to pony 'Think Twilight think'
She thought, as Pinkie Pie bounced behind a tree.

Rarity horn glowed faintly she lifted stones from the ground around her. 'Twilight' The Alicorn felt a razor sharp pane in her rump. She created a barrier, just in time to block four more rocks from hitting her. Suddenly Pinkie appeared in a cloud of dust beside her "Bang!" She yelled loudly firing her party cannon as she did "Bang, bang!" Rarity stumbled back "Bang Bang bang!" Twilight grinned and fired a beam straight at Pinkie.

The Earth pony giggled and did an exaggerated back flip, to dodge the pink light. "Missed me" Pinkie giggled out, as she was surrounded by a pale blue energy, Rarity with a twitch of her head, sent Pinkie fly across the paddock turned battlefield.

"Wahoo!" She screamed suddenly slowing down mid flight "That was fun Rarity" she touched down "Do it again!"

Applejack felt the powerful pegasi pin her back legs as she delivered two more ground and pound punches. "Geet off of me!" She bellowed. Applejack bucked and thrashed with all her might, throwing Rainbow Dash into the air. "Get down here!" Her lasso bound itself around Dash's back leg. And with a twitch of her tail Rainbow smashed head first into the ground.

Fluttershy timidly walked away from the group, suddenly Rarity smashed into a tree beside her groaning weakly. "Look out!" Unicorn and Pegasi narrowly avoided a thick beam of pure pink energy. Twilight was wheezing slightly as she aimed at the two jumping and avoiding her attacks.

Applejack quickly hog tied Rainbows wings and back legs. she twitched her tail, swinging Rainbow high above her head "Twalight catch" she yelled releasing the pegasi turned wrecking ball.

"No!" Rainbow Dash screamed before being completely destroyed by Twilights beam.

Fluttershy went still, her wings flared out "How could you" She cried loudly "You're dead" In a flash, Fluttershy smashed into the Alicorn. Twilight teleported just in time to avoid a powerful punch. "Come help momma" suddenly out of the forest erupted a pack of ravenous wolves, Twilight created a bubble to block the wolves teeth and claws, as Fluttershy flew high into the air. "RAHHHHHH" She let out a battle roar.

Twilight stumbled away from the the assault of wolves. She could hear Fluttershy charging behind her. Twilight waited until Fluttershy was about to crash into her. Instantly young Alicorn teleported out of the way of the flying tackle. Flutters didn't have time to stop, and she rocketed into the wolves. Fluttershy felt a rope bind itself tightly around her neck and she was dragged out of the pile of dead wolves. Rarities horn flashed bright blue, blinding the rage fuelled pegasi. Like her best friend before her, she was incinerated by Twilight.

Twilight Rarity and Applejack looked at one another. Everything was completely still Raritys horn glowed faintly. Applejack kicked up a little dirt. Twilight spread her wings slightly. All three waited for one another to make the first move. Rarity reacted first throwing up a hail of stones from below Twilight, she turned just in time to hit Applejack with a left hook. Rarity was plucked up off the ground, by a pink aura, and was tossed into tree line behind Twilight.

The princess yelped loudly, when the earth pony cow girl bucked her into the right rib cage. The turned on Applejack, but was instantly bucked into face. Applejack jumped into the air, Twilight looked up and sent a shockwave into Applejack. Applejack did a back flip from the force of the shockwave that ripped into her body. Twilight narrowly blocked Rarity's attempts to impale with wood steaks. The unicorn and Alicorn clashed. the wooden steaks and stones and anything else the two could pick up, where thrown back and fourth between the two. Rarity side stepped to the left and right, Twilight was blocking with her bubble of energy.

The dazed Applejack stood up. She swung her tail. The lasso whirled above her, she was watching the two waiting for her moment. And in an instant she saw it, the objects being thrown back and forth no longer blocked her. With a twitch of her tail the lasso rocketed at its target. Twilights eyes nearly popped of her skull when a lasso wrapped tightly around neck. "Applejack" She gurgled as she was ripped off the ground by the super strong earth pony. Applejack was spinning the young Alicorn a large circle above her head. She tugged sharp towards her self, She got in position to buck Twilight. Twilight was just conscious enough to fire a beam. An explosion rocked the battlefield. Rarity covered her eyes, as a cloud of dust over took her. She could hear a weak wheezing coming. from the epicentre of the explosion. Rarity made out a figure standing up. A Powerful pink shock wave, dispersed the cloud instantly.

Standing over dead Applejack was Twilight "Rarity" Twilight limped out of the crater, her right wing clearly broken. Rarity lifted stones, and shattered trees, they danced around weakly. Twilight took a deep breath and fired a beam of magic. The two exhausted magic users danced around one another. projectiles and beams narrowly missing there marks. Rarity screamed as a beam burned her deeply, Twilight saw a single wooden spike loose it's blue glow right behind Rarity's neck. "Hack.." Rarity gurgled, a single large wooden steak stabbed straight through her neck. Twilight finished Rarity with a beam, leaving nothing but a pile ash, where the unicorn once stood.

"Pinkie!" Twilight screamed loudly "We're ending this"

"Bang" Twilight was thrown ten feet by the Party Cannon. She stumbled to her feet only to be knocked back down by a pink blur. Suddenly she felt a large cannon be pushed down onto her back "Bang" Twilight teleported. The cannon exploded against the ground. Just as Reappeared Twilight repeared Pinkie was in her face laughing. In unison both froze glaring at one another. At the same Pinkie whipped a cannon out from behind her, and Twilight fired a beam. Twilight was staring at the pink pony who's head was missing "Did I win...."

"Bang!" Twlight was blown back dead, the Pink pony's head suddenly popped out from her body.

WINNER

Lets start from the begining. Rainbow Dash, her lack of intelligence meant worked against her instantly. As she chose to fight Applejack in a battle of strength, completely negating her strengths.

Next we had Fluttershy, her own clwardice worked against. She was an open target until some one took her out. this battle could've gone the way of Shy had I gave her enraged state straight out of the gate. But since her enraged state usually takes prodding that wouldn't make sense

Applejack and Rarity while theoretically the weakest members of the mane six. They're also the two of most intelligent. Meaning that what few natural gifts they had, they can use to negate the strengths of all the others.

And finally Twilight. While she is undoubtly the most powerful pony. her intelligence worked against her. Because she chose to take out the most immediate threat, rather then the future threat, Pinkie and Fluttershy posed. And that cost as the pure force of nature that is Pinkie was much more fresh for their final confrontation.
Amd finally Pinkie.

Alot of people criminally underrate Pinkie because of her nature. That being she has some of the most dangerous power set of any single pony in the entire franchise. Combine that with her natural speed. The black space which allowed her to avoid battling and exhausting herself early on. And finally the power party cannon that can throw back plenty of changelings in one shot. And all of those combine gave her a more consistent victory, over the unreliable rage of Flutters, and raw power of Twilight.

Next Time

A biped with two ninjato slowly melted into the shadow.

An Alicorn watched this happen with trepidation.

Author's Note

Can you spot the two reference I made. Here's a hint, the first is a reference to a four player brawler, and the second is a reference to an x-over video game fighter

Twilight Sparkle vs Leonardo

Twilight Sparkle vs Leonardo

I DO NOT own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all rights go to Nickolodeon
I DO NOT own My Little Pony Friendship is Magic all rights go Hasbro.

What does all great teams need?

A Leader

The undeniable backbone to all great teams.

And these two leaders are some of the best.

Leonardo the eldest brother and leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Twilight Sparkle the Alicorn Princess of Friendship and unofficial leader of the Mane Six

Its time, Let's analyze their weapons armour and skills to see who would win a DEATHBATTLE

Leonardo

Leonardo "Leo" the eldest brother of the TMNT. Raised in the sewers below the street of Manhattan New York, by his surrogate father Splinter the rat. Leonardo is calm cool and collected, he's also brave strong, and willing to sacrifice everything for his family. Because when the world is stacked against them, the turtles know they have their brothers. Leo is Also the most mature of the turtles, and while not a natural leader. He has earned the respect of all of his friends, and especially his brothers. As their leader, and willingly go along with his plans. While not Book smart, that's his brother Donatello's forte. Leo is extremely intelligent, and is easily the most well rounded turtle.

Splinter has trained his sons to be masters of ninjutsu, using secrecy, stealth, and surprise to get the jump on their opponents. And while not ninjas in the truest sense of the word, that would be a masked assassins striking from the shadows. The Turtles are still some of the best interpretation of the ninja. Using stealth a lot of the time. Instead of the modern interpretation of the ninja being a one man army badasses cleaving through people.

That being said, when the turtles plans go haywire. Leonardo is more then willing to come out of the shadows. Using his mastery of unarmed combat to knock people out. But Leo's at his best when he uses his twin Ninjato sword. Swords built to be faster then the infamous samurai quick draw. By being shorter and straighter then there katana cousins. Funny enough he practises a version of the samurai code of Bushido. Leonardo is also a master acrobat, climbing flipping, and bouncing throughout the cities rooftop streets, and sewers. Finally while Leonardo might be at his most dangerous at close range. He's no slouch at range. Being a master with the throwing stars, smoke bombs.

That being said Leonardo isn't perfect. He's prone to self doubt, and depressive fits that make him virtually defenceless. As I alluded to early, while he's a good leader, and the best leader out of all his brothers. He's not a natural leader, and has put his brothers in unnecessary danger because he plans for his own abilities. (that trait has been getting better throughout the franchise history) And finally while the turtles are all good individually, they're at their best when they fight together. Most of Leonardo's best feats have been with the direct influence of his brothers.

But watch out Leonardo has the skills and intelligence to beat just about anybody. And this leader has more then his allies.

Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle, born and raised in Canterlot. She's one of the select few personal students of Clestia herself. At the beginning of the series Celestia sent Twilight to ponyville. Where she learnt the magic of friendship, making five best friends. And saving the whole of equestria multiple times, with plenty of help of course. Culminating in her become the fourth Alicorn princess. Eventually gaining the title of, Alicorn princess of Magic. And taking up a castle in the center of Ponyville, where the Golden Oak Library once stood. Damn you Tirek your time is coming.

As an Alicorn Twilight is among arguably the strongest species in the entirety of Equestria. Having the strengths of both Pegasi and Unicorn. Sorry I made a mistake last time by saying she had the physical strength of an earth pony. That being said it wouldn't effect the outcome of the fight, so let's please move on.

And with that, she may have the flight of a pegasi. While she may have gotten better as the series has progressed, but she's still far behind most naturally born pegasi. And she is year behind an enraged Fluttershy, and a literal lifetime behind the lightning fast Rainbow Dash.

But beyond her ability fly, is the much more impressive ability to use magic. She has a a arsenal of spells under her belt. Ranging from worthless dues ex do what's necessary spell. To the extremely powerful pink beam, that can be used at a machine gun like fire rate. Or the more powerful single beams. She can teleport, and like I pointed out last time, her teleportation is not instantaneous, there's a lag in between each point. Even short distance like five feet. She can create a protective bubble. She can levitate, toss and throw object around with ease. Twilight can also use her horn to create a spot light.

But for all those strengths, she has an apparent OCD. She isn't as combat oriented as someone like Rainbow Dash. She has a semi inferiority complex, being unable to see her own self worth. And all of her most impressive feats have been with the help of her friends. She also isn't a natural leader, nor is she a teacher, she has failed to help her friends multiple times because of this.

And with that the combatants are set its time to end this debate once and for all.

A Blue masked biped slunk out of the shadowy forest. He calmly gave a curt bow, to the Purple Alicorn. Who in reply gave a slight bow, her eyes never leaving him.

Her horn glowed brightly.

And the bipedal turtles pulled his twin ninjato off his back.

BEGIN

Twilight shot into action, firing a rain of miniature purple balls. Leo reacted quickly, parrying left and right, cartwheeling and flipping to dodge the vicious attack. He slowly made his way towards the Alicorn. Leonardo did a elegant front flip, swinging his sword in a deadly arc. "Klang" The swords bounced off a nearly translucent barrier, causing the two to stumble away from one another. Leonardo twisted his hips, and swung his blades in a deadly circle. Twilight stepped away from the turtle, his swords bounced off her shield.

Leo jumped into the air and landed a lightning fast straight kick. He back hand sprung off the shield, then stood still. "You're good" He stated through a frown.

"So are you" Twilight kicked the ground with her front left hoof.

Leonardo dug into his belt, and pulled out a single black ball. He bounced a step back, throwing a black pellet. The pellet exploded into a cloud of smoke "Klang" Twilight ripped the cloud apart with a shockwave. Twilight was instantly thrown back by a powerful jab, Leo leg swept dropping the Alicorn to the ground. He stood straight up, and with a wide arc the blades headed straight at Twilights head.

Leonardo was suddenly plucked off the ground, the blades gave her a shallow cut on her right cheek. She tossed Leonardo away from her. He smashed shell first into a tree, leaving a large shell imprint in the trunk. Leo rolled to the right, avoiding a beam. He quickly melted into the shadows.

Twilight watched from across the paddock. She felt a sharp pain her flank, she only just managed to block a a second third and fourth throwing star. In The trees line Leo quickly and quietly made his way behind her. Leo scaled a tree, he peeked his head out of the top of the tree.

Twilights horn glowed brightly, she moved from the light around. Leonardo hid in the trees, he became completely still as the pink light shone over his head. The Ninja slunk through the trees. He moved like liquid from tree to tree. He gently pulled out three ninja stars from belt.

Twilight caught a glint in the side of her eye, almost instantly she stopped the stars mid flight. "There" She gasped as another star flew out of the treeline "Get over here!" Leo was suddenly ripped out of the trees and smashed head first into the ground.

Leonardo had sprung to his feet. His eyed the mare, her flank was bloody, and her face was pouring blood. He calm placed a single ninjato into its hilt "Let's end this pony" He pointed his blade straight at Twilight.

The purple mare frowned,her wings flared, and her horn glowed brightly "Lets end this tortoise"

They walked a small circle, both paying the other a silent respect. Leo shot forward, stabbing at Twilight. His sword bounced off Twilights barrier. She fired a small pink ball at Leo, who parried to the left. Leo leg swept, but the Alicorn bounced into the air and hovered. Leonardo stabbed at Twilight viciously, the Alicorn disappeared in a pink flash.

Leonardo cartwheeled out of the way of another pink beam. He charged straight at Twilight, he swung the sword to the left of his hip. Just as the blade was about to make contact she telprted in a flash. A Small pink explosion left a large crack in his shoulder. Leonardo stumbled, Twilight appeared in front of him "BOOM!" Leo flew straight back, sliding to a stop against a tree.

He bounced to his feet, the crack in his front shell aching. He grabbed his sword off the ground. He bounced to the left and right dodging a flurry of pink beams, suddenly he was lifted off the ground and with a lid thud smashed into the ground. He rolled to the left, and got to his feet.

Twilight and Leonardo glared at one another, they were about twenty feet appart. He swung his sword at right. Leo charged straight Twilight, his sword glinted in the moonlight. The was a blinding pink flash.

Leo and Twilight remained deathly still. Leo's blade was buried on top of her right front shoulder to the hilt. She coughed up blood "I Win....." The two fell appart, revealing a gaping burn the went straight through Leo's chest.
WINNER

Leo is bigger stronger, but. Twilight and Leo are equally skilled in their chosen arts. Leo may have more experience, but Twilight has a larger more versatile arsenal. Combine that with the fact that Twilight has the ability teleport, and flight which allowed her to have complete control over the battlefield. And finally while the TMNT would absolutely walk through the Mane 6, because of their teamwork. Leo most impressive feats have been with a lot of help of his brothers. Which means Leo is at his weakest without his brother.

NEXT TIME

A Rainbow mane blew in the wind "You ready end this hedgehog"

Suddenly a figure with long spiky quills on his backs hand shot out of the shadows "BOW to your master" He proclaimed, his metallic claw glinted in the sunlight, and his eyes flashed a deep red.

Author's Note

AN

Get the fighting game reference?

Rainbow Dash vs Metal Sonic

I DO NOT OWN Sonic the Hedgehog, all rights go to Sega
I DO NOT OWN My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, all rights go to Hasbro

Clones, copies, homages

No matter the form of media you troll, you'll eventually find a character that makes you tilt your head to the side and say "Is that even legal"

Whether they be respectful homages to beloved characters , Nathan Drake and Lara Croft, to Indiana Jones

or bastardized version of fan favourites, yes I'm looking at you "Goku" from Dragon Ball Evolution

And these two character are some of the largest fan favourite clones of Sonic the Hedgehog

Metal Sonic, Eggmans ultimate creation

Rainbow Dash, Element of Loyalty

Metal Sonic

Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik created Metal Sonic for one simple purpose. To be better then Sonic the Hedgehog in every way. Well needless he was successful. Metal quickly became one of Sonics largest threats, able to fight him to a stand still on multiple occasions. Even beating him occasionally. Metal unlike his organic counter part is cold, agressive, and intelligent. Everything short of being the perfect killing machine.

Metal Sonic is best known for his speed, while not being truly faster then Sonic. Metal Sonic makes up for that with pure, raw acceleration. Near instantly getting to his top speed of mach five. Far out stripping any character in the Sonic universe. Not only does he have acceleration, but his top speed puts him as one of the fastest characters in Sonic the Hedgehog. Only behind Sonic himself, and Shadow the Hedgehog. He also has the ability to use the homing attack, which enables him to lock on and smash into an opponent. And finally he has all of Sonics physical attributes. Ranging from his semi super strength. And by that I mean, he has shown the ability to destroy robots, and metal with his bear hands. But hasn't shown much in terms of lifting strength. He also has lightning fast reflexes, able to react to Sonic and Shadow moving a top speed.

While he may best be known for his abilities "Borrowed" from Sonic. He also has a host of abilities purely his own. Such as his power core, which enables two of his most devastating attacks. The impenetrable black shield. An Unbreakable diamond shaped black shield. Metal can also use the Ring Spark Field, a double edged sword That enables Metal to injure anyone who comes close him. The technique also drains Metals power core, temporally slowing Metal down to give his core time to replenish its energy. And the infinitely more dangerous, Maximum Overdrive Technique. By over clocking his drive core, Metal instantly accelerates to top speed while completely encased in a ball of energy. Decimating anything he comes into contact with while in this form. But there is two major downsides to this ability. It puts a massive strain on his body, and can even destroy him. And drains his energy more so then any single technique.

If Metal has any weakness, it's his win loss record. While he has beaten badly, most low tier character in his universe. He has struggled and lost against most of the stronger characters, such as Knuckles, Shadow, and Sonic. He also has the universal flaw with almost every Sonic the Hedgehog character. He's a glass cannon, being fragile, but being able to deliver a beating that most characters would struggle to take.

But for all those weaknesses. Metal Sonic has proven himself to numerous amounts of times to question his strength.

Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash is a pegasi pony from Cloudsdale. She's brash, bold, and in your face. And will be the first to hop into a fight, even when fighting isn't needed. Rainbow Dash is a flight school drop out, who took up the job of Ponyville weather manager. But Rainbow Dash has dreams that are much bigger then her current position. She dreams of becoming Wonderbolt, the pony equivalent of stunt fliers.

Rainbow Dash is best known for her speed, now her apparent top speed is around Mach 3 to 5. Now not only is she fast, but she has near perfect control of her flight. Rainbow can pull off 90 degree turns, and stop almost instantly. Finally she can strafe between objects with ease. Rainbows speed enables her to unleash three of the most explosive techniques in all of My Little Pony.

First we have the infamous Sonic Rainboom. Rainbow Dash flies to top speed, at which point she instantly doubles in speed, and some how shatters the visible light spectrum. the resulting rainbow coloured sonic boom can shatter stone. And while she ( Rainbow Dash) can technically take the Sonic Rainboom one step further, to create the Double Sonic Rainboom. Outside of the fact you now have to super powerful rainbow coloured explosion, the second boom seems to have no different of an affect then the first. Next is the Fandubbed Sonic Rain Nuke, basically Rainbow Dash flies to the velocity of a Rainboom. But rather then flying over people and objects, she flies straight into the object or person. Creating a massive explosion, with the ability rip apart a barn with ease, and creating a massive rainbow coloured mushroom cloud. Can I say that again, a rainbow coloured mushroom cloud, that...is...AWESOME! Lastly we have probably simultaneously the easiest, and hardest of her moves to describe, the Buccaneer Blazes. Easy because all Rainbow does is fly off screen, and somehow creates a massive explosion. Hard because she goes off screen, and there's a massive mystery to how shes able to create the explosion.

While Rainbow Dash may be best in the air. She's absolutely no slouch on the ground, she's a black belt in karate. As a Pegasi pony, and weather manager of Ponyville Rainbow Dash has complete control over weather. Storms, tornados, and lightning strikes. Are all in her arsenal because of this. Rainbow Dash has been shown to be one of the most durable of the ponies, getting tossed, knocking down trees, and punching through stones. And arguably two of her more impressive durability feats are, getting flicked by a fully grown dragon, and being at the epicentre of explosions.

While Rainbow Dash is one of the more combat oriented pony. She is also one of the least classically intelligent ponies. Confidences is good, but Rainbow Dash is confident to the point of arrogance. This trait is most exemplified in the Mysterious Mare Do Well. Where she allowed her hero status to get her head so big, that she patted herself on the back causing a dam to collapse onto her. She has also has a tendency to leap before looking, and while this can help her. It also causes her to get injured, and beaten.

But for all those weaknesses. Rainbow Dash is still lightning fast, she's still extremely skilled, and she's 20% cooler then all the other ponies.

The Combatants are set, it's time to end this debate once and for. It's time for a DEATHBATTLE.

A Bipedal figure, with a thick layer of blue quills calmly walked forward. His blood red eyes remained glued on a single spot. His silver claw like hands glinted in the sunlight. His yellow inner ears picked up a low wing beat. His reactor in the centre of his chest started started glowing slightly. He Squared his red feet in perpetration, he looked into the sky.

A Four legged figure smashed into the centre of Ponyville. She had a short wild rainbow mane and tail, but her body was covered in a deep cyan fur. Her deep purple eyes glinted as she glared at her opponent. "I Wanted the real deal Sonic the Hedgehog. But I guess you'll do, you fake hedgehog" She dropped her goggles onto her eyes, and flared her wings out.

Metals cold red remained on the pony "Bow to your master" His voice proclaimed in a deep monotone.

BEGIN

Instantly Metal Sonic smashed his knee cap into Rainbows gut. Blood and spittle sprayed out of Rainbows mouth. Metal twisted and in a blue blur appeared on Rainbows right, she saw a bright flash when the robot slammed his elbows into the back of her neck. He blurred again, and with a sharp tug to her tail. Metal tossed Rainbow through the wooden wall of a home. She hard the metallic clang of the false hedgehogs foot falls. He stepped on the near unconscious pony's neck. "You are dead..."

"Get off of ME!" Rainbow Dash let a roar. "Ting!" Rainbow delivered a powerful left hook, denting Metals cheek. "Clang!" She punched him straight in the nose, bending his nose slightly. She swung a powerful upper cut, denting his chin inward. Knocking Metal Sonic off his feet, he landed on his back with a thump.

The dents in Metal face corrected themselves, his deep red eyes flashed. He stood up, and locked eyes with Rainbow Dash. He disappeared, Rainbow Dash narrowly dodged a straight jab. Rainbow Dash blocked a powerful knee with her front hooves. Rainbow Dash felt a powerful claw grab her throat. Rainbow Dash swung a lightning fast left hook, right hook combo. The two stumbled apart from one another, Rainbow Dash kicked off the ground.

Rainbow Dash smashed into Metal, the two punched through a wall. Metal claws dug into Rainbows shoulders. His feet dug a shallow trench as the two flew down the street, slowly losing speed. Rainbows ears twitched as she heard a low buzz. Rainbow Kicked off of Metal in the nick of time. Narrowly dodging a dome of golden electricity. She could make out the shape of metal floating in the centre of the dome.

She kicked off the ground, she started slowly flying around a circle around the dome. Slowly getting faster, the wind started to pick up. Metal started twisting as the dome of electricity faded. Rainbows smirked and instantly closed the gap, creating a tiny tornado. Metal clenched his arms in front of his eyes as he was lifted by the tornado, rocks smashing into his body. Rainbow flew out of the tornado, just as the robotic hedgehog was thrown from it.

Metal Sonic smashed head first into the ground. He rose to his feet, looking up as small shadow was cast over his head. Metal Sonic was instantly struck down by a bolt of lightning. Collapsed onto his right knee, his body smoking slightly and the top of his head was burned black.

95% charged. Metal slowly rose to feet, his eyes flicked onto the pony hovering in the air teen feet away.

96%, 97% Metals power core was glowing slightly as he took a step forward.

98%, 99% Rainbow Dash smashed hoof first into Metal Sonic. She swung two lightning fast jabs to each chin. Rainbow Dash caught a third jab, then head butted her viciously. stumbling the pony, he swung a powerful kick to her jaw. Rainbow Dash Shoulder checked Metal away and started flying in the opposite direction. Metal Sonic hovered slightly, before rocketing after Rainbow.

100%. Metal instantly doubled in speed, catching up to Rainbow in five seconds. The two flew out of town, kicking up a large cloud of dust as they did. Metal saw a bright yellow reticle, it slowly locked onto Rainbow. Metal Sonic jumped into the air curling into a tight spiked ball. Rainbow shot to right, dodging the homing attack. Metal bounced the ground and locked onto her again, she twisted narrowly dodging a second strike. She shot straight into the flying high above the blue ball, she punched straight through a cloud stopping and casting a glance downwards.

Her chest rose and fell rapidly, Metal uncurled and looked at the pegasi. Rainbow Dash dropped into a dive, a nearly invisible ball formed around her front hooves. She beat her wings rapidly. Rainbow bolts arced through the trail following behind Dash. The cone tightened around her as she gained speed. Metal Sonic covered his face with his arms, a pitch black diamond shaped shield erupted from his body.

A Loud boom shook Metal Sonic, the Pegasi closed the gap. A Large rainbow ring raced away from the two. A Rainbow beam arced straight at the black diamond. A Deafening boom shook the field around the two, a large rainbow mushroom cloud rose from a crater. A quadrupedal figure slowly crawled out of crater. Rainbow limped slightly, a deafening shook her to her core, she saw a blinding gold ball out of the corner of her eye. She whipped around a single claw was an inch away from her face. Metal Sonic had was missing left arm, his right foot was completely destroyed. His menacing red eyes lacked the tell tale glow.

Rainbow Dash smashed into him, and dragged him into the forest. A White explosion rocked the trees around them. Rainbow flew out and dropped the decapitated head of Metal Sonic. She collapsed ten feet away from the head. "Clap clap clap" Rainbow Dash looked up. Her blurred vision made out an outline of a quilled figure "I'll be you're opponent next"

WINNER

This is the hardest Deathbattle I've done. That includes incomplete ones. They had blow for blow counters. Rainbow Dash had training, but Metal Sonic had experience. Metal had the Homing Attack, but Rainbow had manoeuvrability. Metal had strength, but Rainbow had durability. Metal had top acceleration, but Rainbow Dash had top speed. What it came down to was the size of their arsenals, and the down sides to their arsenals. Rainbow Dash really had no downside to many of her attacks, her ability to control weather, and true flight gave more control over the battlefield. Whereas Metal Sonics two most devastating attacks. The Maximum Over and Ring Spark Field had the downside of slowing down Metal Sonic, shifting the battle in favour of the already faster Rainbow Dash. The only special attack that really affected the outcome was the impenetrable black shield, since this negated all of Rainbows special skills. That being said it sacrifices all of Metals movement for the time it's used.

Next Time

A Cowboy hat fell

Atop a Red hat

Applejack vs Mario

I DO NOT OWN My Little Pony Friendship is Magic all rights go to Hasbro
I DO NOT OWN Super. Mario Bros all rights go to Nintendo

Middle class, the majority of humans fall into this class

But these middle class show that just because they may look average

They still have the ability to be absolute badasses

Mario "Super" Mario, The Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom

Apple "AJ" Jack, The Element of Honesty

Mario

Super Mario, is one of The Seven Star Children destined to do many great things. And you know what, he's lived up to that lofty destiny. He's saved the Mushroom Kingdom, beat Bowser, overcame GODS. And Still doesn't get any from his cake baking girlfriend. Mario is brave, courageous, and fearless. Jumping into battle whenever he is needed. Mario is also extremely kind, going to any lengths to help anybody who needs him.

Mario is best known for his legendary jumping abilities. Easily leaping three to five times his height. Thats his stationary jump height, when moving he can clear not only his standard jump height. But also jump fifteen to twenty feet with ease. While Mario may be best known for his jumping abilities, he is also a master acrobat. Wall Jumping, triple jumping, tight rope walking, flipping, diving, rolling all with speed and fluidity far beyond human capabilities. He is also has super strength, lifting and throwing, the iron King Bob-Omb, creating minor earth quakes with his ground pounds, and hammer smashes. And while he may lack formal training, he has a huge amount of experience. Being in over fifty games most of which have him combating enemies in one form or another, yes I'm looking at you EVERY OTHER RACER IN MARIO KART. He also has a large range of close combat moves, ranging from the jump punch, and the twisting Mario tornado, and his classic three hit combo.

While may be a physical tank, his best weapons are in fact his Power Ups. These range from the classic Fire Flower, which enables Mario to toss fire balls. The Starman, which envelops Mario in a golden aura increasing his speed and making him invulnerable. His Stone tanooki suit, a suit that allows Mario to glide and become a stone statue. The Koopa Suit, which allows Mario to wear a shell and slid at high speeds, although he sacrifices control being only able to jump. And finally we have the Mario and Luigi hammers, large iron hammers which Mario uses to bash his opponents into oblivion.

For all his strengths, Mario is not a thinker. He prefers a completely straight forward, brawling style smashing and dashing, his enemies. His power ups lack durability disappearing after one solid strike. He's good at a lot of things, but unlike his brother and Donkey Kong. Who are virtually perfect in certain areas. Mario is just good at a lot of things.

But Watch out for this portly plumber, because the face of gaming might just crush his opponent into oblivion.

Applejack

AJ is a farm girl, born and raised in Ponyville. She is the premier applebucker for her family farm Sweet Apple Acres. its heavily implied that her mother and father died, orphaning her, her brother Big Mac, and little sister Applebloom. She's a kind hearted girl, and being The Element of Honesty. She struggles with deceit, even choosing brutal honesty over white lies. She has shown to be stubborn, choosing the exhaust herself, rather then asking for help.

Applejack is best known for super strength, while not being the strongest character in MLP. That would be her brother Big Macintosh, she is easily the strongest of the main cast. Her bucking kicks easily bend trees, and even when exhausted she can buck a tree hard enough to drop a trees worth of apples into neat baskets. AJ has shown enough strength to move a bus full of ponies with a single mighty kick. She is also extremely athletic, front hoof stands, and being extremely quick runner, out running Rainbow Dash. Although she isn't as fast as her earth pony counterpart Pinkie. She is extremely proficient with the lasso, swinging complex twist and twirls, while bouncing from hoof to hoof. Combine that with her incredible strength, and she is capable of powerful grabs and throws. But arguably her strongest skill is her stamina. She has undoubtedly the largest gas tanks of her friends working days and nights before finally succumbing to exhaustion and asking for help. Combine her insane gas tank with her stubborn nature, and what we get is pony with indomitable will power.

Applejack weakness, she's the least defined of the entire Mane 6, she's intelligent, but so is Rarity, and Twilight. So she's good with her arsenal, so is the other Mane 6 cast members. Her stories don't really expand on her abilities but rather falls back on the family story line. She's just normal, this is extenuated by the insanity of her friends. Look at them, the fastest pegasi, the insane party pony, personal student of Celestia, rage fuelled kindness.

But for all that AJ might just prove that skill beats arsenal.

AND WITH THAT THE COMBATANTS ARE SET ITS TIME FOR A DEATHBATTLE

A Blonde pony walked towards her barn, her brown cowboy hat blowing in the wind. Three apples where proudly shown on her rump, she picked up a roll of rope and bound it tightly around her tail.

A Bright gold flash drew her eyes to the sky, she made out a twisting red and green mass, about a hundred feet in the air the mass blew apart. A Green mass flew towards the Everfree forest. But the red mass suddenly shifted directions and arced straight towards Sweet Apple Acres.

As the figure grew closer she made out blue overalls, a bright red long sleeve shirt, and a bulbous nose. Suddenly the figure tucked into a ball and did a quadruple front flip before landing with a bang. Applejack glared at the man his neatly trimmed mustache clear as day now. He wore white gloves and brown shoes, and his blue eyes gave almost an tangible gleam of joy. He dusted off his bright red cap, and M middle of side facing her.

"Howdy" She greeted.

"Let's-a-go" Mario proclaimed loudly.

FIGHT

Mario ran into action. He threw a powerful straight right, which AJ took,then dodge his left hook. She narrowly avoided a jump straight kick. She back pedalled two steps, allowing the plumber to charge straight into a powerful buck to the enter of his chest. The force of which threw Mario twenty, cleaving threw a corral fence as he did. "Mama Mia" He groaned loudly.

Mario got to his feet, and dug quickly into the front of his overall, Applejack charged at the plumber quickly. Suddenly he pulled out a large black mallet, AJ attempted to stop "GONG!" Applejack's eyes where wide, the hammer was smashed atop her head. AJ felt her vision began to fade. Darkness started to over take her. 'NO' Her legs locked, and her eyes snapped. AJ Swung two jabs, stumbling Mario. Mario did a back flip dodging a wild bucking kick by Applejack. Mario land and charged the pony, his hammer at the ready. Applejack jumped back, narrowly avoiding a wide arcing swing. The earth shook underneath the two enemies.

AJ flying tackled Mario, the two stumbled across the dirty corral. The two flew apart, Mario clawed at wildly, grabbing the blonde tail. He started swinging her in a circle "So long pony" Mario hollered releasing the blonde earth pony. AJ flew thirty feet in a wide arc, she smashed face first into her barn.

"Wahoo" Applejack narrowly avoided a crushing landing from a high jump. AJ bound away from Mario quickly. She twirled her tail quickly, sending her lasso high into the air. But the plumber quickly reacted long jumping towards her. Mid jump he swung his hammer high above his head. AJ Flicked her lasso, which bound itself around the head of the hammer. With a tug of her tail she sent the hammer flying into the air. Mario landed and instantly dove into a roll, nearly closing gap the pony had.

"Taste of your own medicine partner" Applejack dropped the hammer down on top of. Mario's head with a loud "Crack!"

"Owwwwschie" Mario screamed holding his head, running in a small circle.

Suddenly Mario stopped running and dug into his overall "Oh no you don't" AJ swung the hammer down on Mario. But the plumber rolled forward, dodging the hammer and pulling out a blue shell. Instantly the plumber was surrounded by a diamond hard blue shell. "So what's that suppose to do?" AJ asked curiously. Mario ran at Applejack, the pony dropped swung the hammer at Mario quickly. The plumber gave a loud "Wahoo" as he dove into his shell. The black hammer banged uselessly off the Koopa shell. "Bang!" Applejack was smashed in the chin, she side stepped a second richotetting shell missile. "hack" She coughed when the shell buried itself in her stomach before bouncing away. She loosened the death grip her lasso had on the plumbers hammer. And jumped over the rocketing blue missile. Mario popped out of his shell, and delivered a powerful jumping. Coins poured out of the ponies body, and the force of the punch sent her high into the air.

She threw her tail, lassoing Mario around the chest. She landed on the ground, and with a sharp tug swung Mario above her head. "Oh nooooooo!" AJ tossed Mario, ploughing him straight through her barn wall. Mario rolled to a stop groaning "Mama Mia" AJ charged straight at the man. Her lasso binding itself on her tail. Mario plucked a deep grey leaf from his overalls. His body was covered by a thick brown fur, and a small red bandana was wrapped around his neck.

AJ rushed Mario, and then whipped around and bucked "Crack!" Applejack cried out in pain. Her left hind leg was screaming in agony. She snapped her eye onto the statue, it had its hand up as if to say stop. In a flash the statue became, AJ didn't have time to react before being slammed by Mario's tail. He swung a lightning fast jab, jab, kick combo, throwing AJ into one of the barn stalls. Mario did a side flip then kicked off the wall, AJ looked up saw Mario glide over her head. Suddenly he became a statue "No". She rolled to left, and the statue smashed straight into the ground. With a sharp toss of her lasso. Mario became a human and his neck was instantly wrung by the lasso binding itself tightly.

AJ moved her tail quickly, Mario orbited her. His body cleaved through stall dividers, the power of the Stone Tanooki suit fleeing his body. "Take this!" AJ tossed Mario across the barn, smashing back first into the barns door. Mario looked up, and was instantly bucked in his bulbous nose, punching him straight through the doors.

Mario rolled to his feet, shaking cobs webs out of his head. "Oh my" Applejack's Lasso rocketed at Mario, but the plumber was to quick avoiding her wild grappling attempts. Mario shoved his hand into the middle of overalls. 'Gotta stop him' Was Applejacks's only thought. She twirled her lasso, and with a sharp twitch of her tail the lasso shot straight at Mario. The plumber did a back flip, the lasso went between his legs. He pulled out an orange flower, and suddenly his overalls shifted from dark blue to bright red, his red shirt changed from red to white, and finally his hat became white with a bright red M on it.

Mario Grabbed the lasso with his left, then with his right threw a bright red fire ball. The Lasso ignited, racing straight Applejack. The pulled the burning rope from her tail just in the nick of time to avoiding getting burned. Suddenly a ball of flames hit her in the snout followed closely by another. A Wave of flame balls hit the earth pony dead on, stumbling her back. She could feel the burns start adding up as she stumbled away from the plumber. The Flames abruptly stopped nailing her her. She looked up, and watched as Mario pulled a bright gold star from inside his overalls.

Mario's body erupted into a brilliantly rainbow of colours. He charged straight at AJ, easily twice as fast as normal. He punched her across the chin leaving a deep searing burn. And then with all his might he shoulder tackled her. And the Pony didn't even scream before she was a fine red mist. Mario slid to a stop, in the barn. He collapsed onto his butt, breathing deeply. "Yippee" He bellowed loudly.

WINNER

This was an close fight. BUT Mario was able to completely negate all of Applejack's strengths. AJ is super strong, but Mario is both super strong and has fighting talent. She's stubborn, Mario is durable. Applejack is athletic, but Mario is both athletic AND acrobatic. Meaning he could control the fight better. really the only thing she had that was able to counter Mario, was her lassoing skills. But even Mario's powerups would eventually find the winning combo against that.

Finally Mario just has more experience, he's been fighting since he was a child. As shown in Mario and Luigi Partners in Time. Not only that but he's beaten pretty apocalyptic enemies. Whereas AJ probably has the most experience of the Mane Six, because it's heavily implied she's fought things from the Everfree forest, who found their way to Sweet Apple a Acres. But the things in the Everfree Forest are things Mario deals with on a pretty much daily.

NEXT TIME

A White Unicorn mare had her nose stuck. She watched as a figures sword suddenly came to the light. It was bright blue and glinted the pale. "A Diamond sword" She sighed dramatically "What a waste of such gorgeous gem"

Rarity vs Steve

I DO NOT OWN. Minecraft all rights go to Notch
I DO NOT OWN My Little Pony all rights go to Hasbro

Creativity

Books, movies, video games

We wouldn't have much of any tools or weapons if somebody didn't use their imagination.

Rarity, Master seamstress and designer

Steve, the player avatar of Minecraft

Steve

Steve is the player character in the hit game Minecraft. He's a quite contemplative man, always mining, always crafting. Building large monuments, and small weapons. Always looking to make the world around him a better place to live. He's a fearless person, never hesitating to go into a deep dark cave, or facing down enemy "Mobs". He's at his core he's an explorer digging out massive sprawling mines to find ore to build new weapons, towns, and monuments.

Steve is super strong, able to lift tons of gold, iron, and diamonds. With out ever slowing himself down. He's also highly intelligent, building weapons, houses, and large super structures from scratch. He has a host of weapons, but for this battle he'll have Weapons. No pick axes or let's continue, he has a host of weapons. Such as his diamond sword, his most powerful melee weapons. A Bow and arrows, which he can fire super accurately. TNT, the most powerful explosive in the entirety of the Minecraft world. He can also build improvised weapons, such as the infamous TNT Canon, and Arrow dispenser walls. Steve wares a complete set of diamond armour as his ultimate defence. He has a shovel to dig lightning fast. Finally he's intelligent enough to set and utilize complex trip wire traps.

Steve however isn't perfect. While he has powerful lifting strength, he completely lacks striking strength, struggling to kill even a chicken without a weapon. His weapons lack utility. Really only having one purpose, while his tools can be used for different purposes. They breakdown rather quickly when used for things they aren't made for. He has an extremely repetitive striking motions. And while he can build pretty much anything, most larger scale objects take hours of player time, or days in Mincraft time. So his most powerful weapons will be hard to utilize in the the heat of battle. Also his dispensers and cannons can only be aimed once, in one direction.

But this indie hit character might just bury his opponent.

Rarity

Rarity is the master seamstress of Ponyville. She also designs her own clothes gowns, dresses, scarves, any clothing she or her friends want she can make. Rarity was born and raised in Ponyville, she is the odd duck in her family. Rather then being content with her station, she dreams of being the most famous designer in all of Equestria. Raraity may dress act and talk like your stereotypical shallow girl. But she is far from that, first off she's the element of generosity. As such she's extreme generous with her time, skills, and money. While she may not relish in doing dirty, and shes more then willing enough to use her feminine wiles to have other (mostly Spike) do things for her. When push comes to shove she will get her hooves dirty. As I alluded to she's manipulative, exaggerating her whining, needy, drama queen personality to annoy others into helping her.

Rarity may not have a large arsenal, but what she does wield, she excels in. Such as her masterful use of the the levitation spell. Having her entire shops worth of mannequins, needles, and fabric dancing around her. As she designs and works on five dresses, tp now that's what I call multitasking. Also the range of the levitation is massive, as she has shown on many occasion the ability to drag her sofa from home to her current location. Rarity also has the innate gem finding abilities. Rarity is also one of the few unicorns who seem to have no problem using her hooves in combat, as shown during the invasion of Canterlot, when she delivered a flying kick to AJ, and finally when she "Accidentally" knocks three Wonderbolts out with a single kick each. Implying heavily that she has some form of formal training. Now the question is, does she have a black belt like Rainbow Dash? Or is she just a brawler? Now for this Death Battle I'll operate like she's just a brawler.

If Rarity has any weakness it's the fact that her arsenal is arguably the most limited of the entire Mane Six. She was also the first and only of the Mane Six to fall under the command of Nightmare.

But watch out for this, for her because she might just "Rip her opponents to shreds"

The Combatants are set it's time to end this debate once and for all.

A White mare hummed to herself. Her dragon friend trailed behind her, dragging a small mountain of gems in a wagon. "Thank you Spikey" She looked back and fluttered her long lashes at the dragon "I Couldn't have find these without you" She readjusted her saddle back smiling at Spike as she did.

"Anything for you" The purple dragon gave a dreamy sigh "Rarity"

Out of the forest ran a bipedal figure. He carried with him a glinting green sword, and wore a set of green armour. But the weird part, he had long rectangular arms and legs, a square head, and a boxy chest. His eyes fell on to the gems. Rarity tracked his eyes and said "These are mine, Spike and myself worked all day to find these. If you want I'd be more the happy enough to help you find some for yourself" The man suddenly pulled an arrow and bow from behind his back "Spike darling go get Twilight and the others" The Dragon nodded, he raced down the road quickly. "Now I'm not a fighter, I prefer fashion" She frowned deeply "But I'm going to RIP YOU TO SHREDS!"

FIGHT

Steve let an arrow fly, Rarity reacted instantly stopping the arrow mid flight. She quickly side stepped behind a tree, avoiding a second arrow. Steve drew a third arrow, his eyes locked onto the tree Rarity was behind. Suddenly the Arrow Rarity was still holding shot straight back into Steve. The Arrow stumbled him back slightly, Steve let the arrow fly sticking straight into the tree.

One of the diamonds from the wagon suddenly rocketed straight into Steve's shoulder, cracking his armour heavily as it dinged off him. Steve charged the tree, pulling his diamond sword quickly. Rarity jumped out of cover, she parried out of the way of large arcing sword swings. She swung a lightning fast straight jab,Steve stumbled back two steps. Steve swung wildly, cutting Rarity shallowly.

The white mare fell back, she tossed more diamonds into the mans diamond armour, chipping it more and more. Steve covered his face as the diamonds slammed into his sword "Got" Suddely his sword was ripped out of his grip. "You" Steve Steve felt the sword smash into the centre of his chest. The chest plate, and sword blade exploded into tiny green fragments.

Steve fell onto his back groaning loudly. He opened his eyes and looked up at the mare. He got up, he could feel the diamond shard buried in his chest. He felt a strange force pluck him off the ground. As if gravity itself shifted the man rocketed straight ploughing down a tree he smashed into as he did. Steve pulled out his bow and arrow, but almost instantly the bow string was cut by a piece of would thrown by Rarity.

Steve got to his feet, and was instantly kicked in the chest. Rarity swung two jabs, stumbling the man in front of her. Steve pulled out a red box with TNT spelt on it. He dropped it and slapped it. It gave a loud hiss, and the boxy man raced. Rarity horn glowed, the box was tossed into the air. The TNT explosion shook the two.

Steve pulled out a second TNT, the box hissed loudly and he threw it at Rarity. It didn't get two feet before it was thrown straight back Steves face. The explosion rockted Steve, leaving in a small crater on his back. Steve jumped up, at the top of the Crater stood Rarity. Her horn was glowing faintly. Thats when Steve saw them, the near invisible diamond chips floating around him. Suddenly the diamond smashed into his body, blood sprayed into the air. Steve stood still, for five seconds. Before collapsing onto the ground in a bloody heap.

WINNER

This was a fight of depth, Rarity, vs Arsenal, Steve. Steve may be stronger but other then that. Rarity's levitation completely negated all of Steve's arsenal. not only that but her brawling style of fist fighting, is infinitely batter the single jabs that Steve throws. Not only that but but Steve's lack of range seriously hurt him. Since his two best weapons, the dispensers, and cannons. Take time to build, and range to utilize, and since Rarity is a brawler she wasn't going to give him that range he needed.

So basically what I'm saying is. Steve has nothing to negate Rarity's strengths, whereas Rarity could negate all of steve strengths.

NEXT TIME

"MARIO!"

"Oh my goodness"

Fluttershy vs Luigi

I DO NOT OWN LUIGI alrights go to Nintendo

I DO NOT OWN Friendship is Magic all rights go to Hasbro

The fan favourite

the unpredictable character the fans latch onto

fan favourites like

Fluttershy, Ponyvilles timid animal caretaker

Luigi Mario's spot lightless younger brother

Luigi

You got get the feels for this guy. Why you may ask, because he's Luigi! As one of the Seven Star Children, Luigi is destine to do many great things. And you know what he's completely lived up to that lofty destiny. Yet no matter what happens Luigi will always be remembered as Mario's player two. But Luigi doesn't seem to mind, he does what he needs to help his brother. Because he loves and looks up to his big brother. Luigi is timid, kind, and quite. Luigi is the bravery, to Mario's courage. As he's terrified yet continues to follow Mario into battle time after time. Heck he's even saved Mario, and Princess Peach on his own. Yeah Luigi maybe a coward but that doesn't seem to stop him from being the hero he needs to be.

Luigi like his brother, is a master acrobat. Double jumps, triples jumps, he can slow his decent with his famous Luigi scuttle jump. He can do front slips, diving rolls, and hand stands. Now Luigi isn't as acrobatic as his big brother, being unable to do the famous Mario wall jump, and he can't jump as far as Mario. He makes up for that with his much higher vertical jumps. Luigi, fights with clumsy yet fast, and powerful jabs kicks. Luigi like his brother Luigi is super strong, as shown by the fact that he can toss castles and even mountains. Not only is Luigi strong but durable, he can jump from hundreds of feet, grunt in slight pain then continue running along like nothing happened. Not only that but he was tossed into space by Bowser. And I know you're saying "Secure the Luma magic gave the bros the ability to survive in space" WRONG. Mario, and Luigi where blasted by Kameck and thrown into space. Before Rosalina gave the bros the Luma magic needed to travel from galaxy to galaxy.

Luigi however doesn't just fight physically, he brings numerous power ups into battle. For this Deathbattle I'll be using the Luigi power ups. Such as, the the thunder hand techniques. Which allow Luigi to manipulate electricity. He also carries with him a flash light, which he can charge to blind creatures and stun ghost. The Famous Poltergust 5000, a ghost laying vacuum cleaner. Luigi also wields a hammer, which he can use to crush his enemies, and create earth quakes. and Finally Luigi wields the negative zone. After years spent living in Mario's shadow Luigi has learned to utilize a form of dark energy. The negative zone has random effects, from stopping flight, to phantom damage.

If Luigi has any weaknesses it's his over reliance on Mario. While Luigi is a great hero on is own. He prefers to be the sidekick, and uses Mario's nature, to bolster his confidence. He may be able to run faster then his brother, but Luigi slips and slides because of this. And finally Luigi is a coward preferring to let Mario do the heavy lifting in their adventures.

But for all that Luigi is no push over, he's saved Mario on three separate occasions. Saved Princess Peach, found the Final Grand Galaxy, defeated Bowser, The Koopalings, and Boswer jr. stopped the dimension busting Demensio, defeated and captured King Boo TWICE. And finally most impressively, he doesn't let his girlfriend get kidnapped every other day.

So watch out for mean green machine, because the green thunder just might shock you.

Fluttershy

Fluttershy is the quite, cowardly, timid, but most importantly kind Animal Cartaker of Ponyville. She sees the goodness in all creatures, and will go to any extent to show them, or defend. After dropping out of Flight School, Literally and figuratively. She ended up in a forest. after learning she has the unique ability to communicate with animals, and gaining her cutie mark. She left Cloudsdale, and took up residence in Ponyville. Where she refined her skills. Fluttershy may not look act and talk like much. But there's more to this pony then what meets the eye. First off shes a veterinary master, having helped heal to many animals to count over the course of her career. She also has comparable design KNOWLEDGE to Rarity. While she may not have Rarity's skill level, she is how ever a master knitter.

Physically she's not all that impressive, her bucks can't even knock over a vase. And her wing power is subpar at best. Fluttershy is everything short of being the weakest member of the mane six. Except, if she gets mad. Then things change, she goes from being one of the weakest of her friends. To be easily the strongest. Easily over powering Rainbow Dash, and even a large brown bear, with flight speed comparable to Rainbow. She also has one of the single most powerful moves in the Mane Six. The Stare, now this may not seem like much. But the stare has made Dragons, a Cockatrice, bats. Pretty much everything, and everybody has fallen under the unyielding glare of Fluttershy. Well except for of course the God of Chaos Discord.

If Fluttershy has one weaknesses it's her personality. Shes a coward, and she's more then willing just run away from fights. And heck even get hurt, it usually takes a lot of prodding before Fluttershy reveals her true strength.

But if that's the only weaknesses Fluttershy has. Then just watch out because she might just make you "LOVE HER!"

The Combatants are set, it's time to end this debate once and for all.

A Pale yellow pegasi with a pink mane and tail walked around her house. She fed her animals, whistling a faint tune. Her eyes shot up, a swirling mass of red and green dropped down from space. She watched as the exploded into a two masses. The Red mass rocketed off towards Sweet Apple Acres. Suddenly the green mass veered wildly, flying straight down towards her.

She made out a lanky green wearing man. It had a large bulbous nose, and wore deep blue overalls. Suddenly the figure tucked, and did a triple front flip. The slammed feet first into the ground. "Oh My goodness!" Fluttershy squealed.

Suddenly the figure erupted from a small crater. He had deep blue eyes, and a neatly trimmed moustache. His hands shook slightly, and he said timidly "Let's-a-go"

FIGHT

Luigi jumped into action, Fluttershy dodged a powerful stamp. She cried out loudly when the figure slammed his fist into her side. He swung a left hook, and kicked her in the ribs. Sending her flying into a trough, soaking her. Her tail was suddenly grabbed, she was swung around rapidly "So long little pony" Luigi screamed loudly. She slammed into her cottages wall resounding "Crack" She stood up weakly. Luigi was already standing in front of her "Sorry" A Blinding blue flash electricity sent her flying straight through her cottages wall.

A Dark shadow was cast over the pegasi. Her eyes went up, and time froze. Luigi had his hammer swung high above his head. A Tiny white bunny was bouncing towards the two "Angel no!" Fluttershy jumped to her feet. The Smashed into Angel, spraying blood Across the cottage. Fluttershy stood still. "How...how could you!" She smashed hoof first into Luigi's gut. The two flew straight through the window of the cottage. With a mighty "Rahhhhh!" Fluttershy tossed Luigi into the ground. He rolled to his feet, instantly Fluttershy's wings smashed into his gut. Knocking the wind out of his lung, and Luigi flew back ten feet sliding across his the grass on his back. "Ah Mama-Mia" He rolled to his feet, and was instantly hit with a left hoof, followed by a right. Luigi delivered a powerful kick, stumbling Fluttershy away from him. "Get him please!" Luigi heard a loud roar. A Large grizzly bear charged Luigi.

"Ahhhhhh!" Luigi ran away from the bear. Fluttershy took the air, watching the green capped plumber. He did a side flipped, then scuttled jumped into a tree. "Few" Luigi sighed. Fluttershy shot into the large tree, and was smashed into the muzzle by hammer. Sending her twisting and turning out of the foliage. "Bang" Luigi rocketed head first straight out of the tree. He smashed head first into the pegasi's belly. He back flipped off her "Luigi's" Luigi's fingers crackled bright blue "Gotcha" A Bright blue bolt of lightning crashed into Fluttershy, driving her back first into ground.

Luigi dropped towards the earth, hammer swung high above his head. Fluttershy twisted to right. The pitch black hammer shook the earth. Fluttershy jumped up locking eyes with Luigi. Sweat poured down his brow, even facing down King Boo had never caused this much fear. "Come and help momma" Fluttershy kept her stare locked on Luigi. The grizzly bear closed in on the plumber.

Luigi's hands dug into his overalls. He gently pulled out a flashlight, the light crackled with electricity. Suddenly Luigi brought up the light 'What!' A White light blinded the pegasi. She shook shook her head wildly, seeing just the outline of Luigi. "Roarrrrrr!" Her bear let out a roar of agony, before falling with a thump.

A Powerful Tornado of air pulled at Fluttershy violently. The Blinded pegasi slid towards the vacuum wielding plumber. Fluttershy dug into the ground, a small trench of earth was dug as the Pony was dragged towards the plumber. Luigi walked towards the pony, his Poltergust creating a vortex in front of him.

At five feet Luigi pulled his hammer out from behind his back. Luigi cut off his Poltergust, and swung his hammer back. "Crack!" The pale yellow pegasi collapsed. The Hammer was buried in Fluttershy's neck. Luigi jumped back with a smile peace sig. Singing loudly "I Did it, Luigi's number one!"

WINNER

Ahhhhhhhh this hurts me say. I Love Fluttershy, and she's the main reason I started watching the show. That cheering scene, literally made awwwww. I Wish I could say Fluttershy would win, but I cant in good conscious say she win. I Came close, but can't say she'll win.

Lets get this over with. First off while Fluttershy had her animals, that was completely negated by Luigi's own experience. Luigi has fought and overcome much more threatening things then Fluttershy's animal. Next the stare. While it's true it has paralyzed everybody she used it on, Luigi has fought through fear. He's overcome almost all his fears, and has become a hero. from goomba's, to ghost you name it Luigi probally fears it. But that doesn't stop Luigi. So yeah her most powerful weapon was negated by Luigi's bravery. Finally we had Flutters rage, now this is probally the only thing that made Luigi "Flinch". And by that I mean this is one thing he couldn't just counter. But with that being said, an enraged Fluttershy was still a much weaker, much less experienced , and less proficient in hand to hand to hoof then the plumber combatants.

Lastly Fluttershy own personality worked against her. Unlike Luigi who has proven time after time, that even if fear is chilling him to his very core. He'll jump into battle, with or without his big bro Mario. Fluttershy on the other hand is opposite, time after time she has proven that in order for her to unleash her powerful side. First the villain needs to poke the bear. By Poke the bear I mean stab the bear with a pitchfork and maybe pour some salt on its wounds, ands if that doesn't spray some pepper in its eyes. And for a razor close fight like this, that moment of hesitation, that moment Fluttershy allows Luigi to get a few clean hits in. That moment at the start of the fight spelt her end. As The super human strength, he's able to cause earth quakes, and lifted the 40 ton king bomb above his head. Luigi disabled her ability to unleash her full power. With his insane durability, he once survived a 1000 thousand foot fall then had Mario land ont of him. His higher athleticism, he's a platforming master. Fluttershy had very little to bring to the table. And had nothing to counter Luigi except flight.

NEXT TIME

"Ten Years without a new game. I Guess fanfiction will have to do" The figure whipped out a large chainsaw. A Pink pony bounced happily towards the figure. "Really?"

Author's Note

Hey how's it going from this point on I'll be accepting suggestions but first off there will be a little but of rules.

I'll accept original characters.

1a. But the Original characters can't be over powered. And by that I mean, they wield powers like time stops, seem to be masters of martial arts to level of which makes them untouchable. Or just plain are unbeatable.

1b. I'll accept Mary Sue, or Gary Stue characters should that perfect personality. Be just that a perfect personality. If they're just all around perfect with no logical weakness thne they'll be of course hard to find fair fights for.

1c. Of course I need to confirm the OC's use by the original writer, and I might in certain cases where powers are vague, have to work with the author to find the limits to characters abilities. OC Battles will take much longer to update also, baring of course an fic I've read. I'll hVe to read the story, and get permission, then figure out the limits to abilities which is a lot harder to do with OC characters.

Each pony, and victor or loser will get as many fights as a deem. So just because AJ lost to Mario, Fluttershy lost to Luigi. Don't think they won't get a chance to redeem themselves. So keep on suggesting.

2a. All non pony combatants can have a second shot also. I already have a plan for a second Luigi battle, which is probally more balanced then his fight with Fluttershy. So if they lost, or if they won. Then you can still suggest them for future battles.

2b. Background Ponies will be determined by me. And by that I mean spectra in background Ponies have been made into some over powered monsters by the community. So just like how OC who are over powered won't be accepted. Neither will back ground ponies.

2c. Hard to determine combat potential ponies, and the other fan base combatants will not be excepted. These are characters such as the Doctor from Doctor who. He's a great character with a lot of fields. But has almost no combat ability. his feats are more attributed to his mind, more so then his actual combat abilities. So in a one on one fight to the death, he would have a hard to time beating most characters.
3. NO UNBALANCED FIGHTS. Now this goes without saying. I'm not screwattack, yes I'm looking at you Vegeta vs Shadow. I won't put a virtually featless character like Zelda in the Ring against. Twilight Sparkle. Realistically Zelda would get one shotted. Or Celestia against Goku. Those aren't close fights, and won't insight discussion.
3a. But if you honestly believe it's a close fight, throw up in the air. I'll do some research, and if I can deem it, in my mind. A Fair fight, then I'll probably get around to it.

These "Rules" aren't set in stone, and will occasionally be updated if I get a deathbattle that doesnt go against the rules. But I deem unbalanced

Have a nice day

SECURE

Pinkie Pie vs Conker

Pinkie Pie vs Conker

I DO NOT OWN Conker the squirrel all rights go to Rare/Microsoft
I DO NOT OWN Friendship is Magic all rights go to Hasbro

The fourth wall

The viewing point from which we viewers witnesses the adventures of our favourite characters

but sometimes characters "Know"

Know they are just a character

whether it be

Movies

comics

television

Cartoons

Videos Games

Pinkie Pie, Ponyvilles Premier party pony

"Really Author, alliteration"

Sigh "Conker the Squirrel, Rares ultimate one shot franchise"

"Your damn right"

"Are we going to do this until the fight"

"Probably"

"Just go Conker, go to Sugar Cube corner that's where the fight is going to be" click, clock "PUT THE SHOT GUN DOWN!"

"CAN I STAY!?"

"GO TO HELL DOUCHEBAG!"

"PUSHING YOUR LUCK AUTHOR!"

"GET IN THE CORNER AND YOU CAN STAY!"

"I PREFER WHERE I'M SITTING"

"Ok fine just let me work"

Conker the Squirrel

Conker the squirrel is a greedy, psychotic, alcoholic, sociopath. Although that's the negative side to his personality. Which is predominant personality. However he can be kind, heroic, and brave. He usually greets friendly individuals kindly. Conker started his history Kart racing with his buddy Diddy Kong. After that he goes onto his Bad Fur Day debut. Where we learn that Conker is a drunk. He accidentally stumbles the wrong way home, and ends up in an unnamed kingdom. Which he saves and takes over as ruler.

Now Conker, like many platforming hero's is highly athletic. Doing a twisting high jumps, and can hover slightly. By twisting his tail like a helicopter, yeah suck it Tails, he only needs one tail to fly. That being said he unlike his platforming counterpart Mario, he isn't really all that athletic. He only really has two jump variants. The standard jump, along with his high jump.

But for those weaknesses, he more then makes up for his lack of physical attributes. With his weapons, from from Frying Pan, Nail Covered Baseball Bat. And that's just his melee weapons. He also comes into battle decked out with guns. Yes I said GUNS. He comes into to battle, dual wielding MP5K sub machine guns. A stereotypical shot gun, and a bazooka. But that's not all, he also carries a pineapple grenade, chainsaw, and throwing knives.

As for weaknesses, first off he has an over reliance on guns. He's also slow, and fairly unathletic. Combine that with the fact that he's been in a single game in ten years. his alcohol abuse, and smoking. And the fact that he's fairly straight forward run and gun type.

"I Ain't letting a pony ruin my comeback though, so readers just forget all those weaknesses"

Pinkie Pie

Pinkamena Diane Pie, but for everyone who knows her, she's Pinkie Pie. She's the element of laughter, and friend to everybody. Pinkies family was a group of rock farmers. And up until discovering her passion, Pinkie Pie was miserable. But after rainbow coloured explosion awakened something deep within Pinkie Pie, joy. And since that day Pinkie has done nothing but spread joy, whether it be Pony, Mule, Bison. From party pony, to cross culture negotiator, Pinkie Pie will do anything to make a person smile.

Pinkie may look like an average everyday earth pony. But this pony is the ultimate, dont judge a book by its cover. Shes a fourthwall breaker for one, next up pretty much anything the plot needs her to be she'll be. She's insanely fast, able to keep up with Rainbow Dash, while it's true Rainbow wasn't going Rainboom speed. That puts Pinkie anywhere in between Mach one to Mach five. Her body is, for lack of a better term elastic. Able to coil, stretch, bounce, balloon, and she seems to have limitless energy. Beyond that she can also slow down her falling, hover, fly with only three balloons. Probally her most well known abilities are, her ability "Teleport" I use the term teleport loosly, since its not so much her teleporting as much as her just...showing up when ponies need her. She can also enter the black screen at the end of episodes. We have the famous Party Cannon. Pinkie pulls the party cannon from hammer space, then shoots literally a party. And while that may not seem very threatening, Pinkie had no problem weaponizing it. And she used to it to kick plenty of changeling ass. Lastly probally we have the the Pinkie Sense. It's a mysterious early alarm system utilized via a complex series of twitches. Now unlike the ability it references, the Spider Sense. The Pinkie Sense can be fooled, because something needs to happen to her once, for her to fully grasp what the Pinkie Sense is telling.

Pinkie Pie, if she has one weakness. It's her personality. She exetremely childish. And she doesn't understand when social norms. She finally resorts to fighting as a last ditch effort, prefering to make people smile over harming them.

If that's it, then Ponyvilles premier party pony, might just have a part of one

"Right..."

"You Sugar Cube Corner"

"Right I'm off to kick ass and chew bubble gum, you better get this right author"

And with that...The Combatants are set, it's time to end this debate once and for all

A Puffy pink mane and tail, bounced around the kitchen of Sugar Cube Corner. She ate a rainbow sprinkled cupcake, as she trotted towards the front of the shop. Suddenly the front door was blasted down. A large cloud of smoke billowed into the sweets shop, Pinkie giggled loudly. "You know it was open right?"

"Shick, shock" A Figured walked out of the cloud. It was small, had a large bushy tail. He came out wearing thick black glasses, blue jacket with yellow accents. He wore blue shoes with yellow tips, and white soles. He had a grey shot gun it his side. "I Have come to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum"

"Here have some of mine" Pinkie dug into her mane, and pulled out a cube of pink gum.

Conker aimed his gun straight at "It's a movie reference"

"Oh...So do you want gum?"

FIGHT

"BANG!" A Hole was punched in the door behind were Pinkies head had be milliseconds prior. The Pink ponies neck was stretched to the right two extra feet. Conker quick led dropped his aim to her body "Bang" But Pinkies body was already rocketing towards her head, avoiding the powerful shotgun blast. "Bang" Pinkie bounced quickly, as the squirrel fired his Shotgun. Pinkie dove behind the sweets counter.

"Eat this my little pony!" Conker pulled a large green grenade. He tossed the grenade, and jumped behind a table.

"BANG" Sugar Corner shook from the force of the explosion. "Ahhhh right, awesome author kee..."

"BOOM" A Flurry of streams ending with a cake smashed into Conker sending him flying into the wall, his shot gun flew out of the window behind Conker.

"Right... quotation marks Teleporting Quotation marks" Conker groaned.

"Oh oh oh oh oh this is fun!" Pinkie was vibrated and bounced "Another doozy!" Conker whipped out two smaller guns. Pinkie rocketed to right, bullets spraying into the wall behind her as she moved.

"Author slow her down" Conker growled as he sprayed in the ponies general direction. Pinkie disappeared behind counter.

"Over here silly!" Whipped around, and was instantly met with a pink head smashing into his his own. His guns flew to the side, clattering to the ground. Conker quickly pulled his spiked bat out, and swung wildly. But the pony had already gotten out of range.

"Bang!" Conker flew back, he quickly flipped a table as Pinkie fired a second shot at him. The Table and Conker slid slightly. "Geez that ponies annoying" Conker quickly pulled out his Bazooka. "Eat this!" He bellowed.

"BOOM!" The rocket flew straight towards the pony, as it grew closer the pony ripped open a large black hole. Which the rocket entered into harmlessly.

"Well shit" Conker swore. "Looks like I have to pull out Betsy" He dug into his sweater, and pulled a chainsaw twice as tall as himself With vicious teeth. He charged the pony, Pinkie just bounced in place. At five feet Pinkies front hooves shot forward. She quickly ripped a hole in the air.

"Dammit" Conker was racing straight at his rocket. He tossed the chainsaw, and slid to a stop. "BOOOOM!" The the chainsaw was destroyed, and and Conker was tossed back from the force of the explosion.

"I Call bullshit on Pinkie redirecting my weapon author. Didn't you just do that with Rarity and Steve?" Conker was head was hanging in a black hole "Ahh crap, I want a second fight" the Black hole closed, instantly decapitating Conker"

Pinkie bounced out a black hole. She cast a glance around the destroyed building "The Cakes won't be happy"

WINNER

Honestly Pinkie Pie is the one character in MLP I can't find a fair fight for. Its ridiculous how hard it is find a balanced fight for this party pony. Either she wins, or gets floored. I can't find someone just as powerful as her.

Conker had more then enough killing power to end Pinkie Pie at any moment. That being said, he had very little to contend with her physically. Her Natural bouncing run, and jog made her much harder target to connect with. Combine that with her super speed, and her ability to "Teleport". So Pinkie was able to counter Conkers main strength. Conker could do very little to counter Pinkie Pie, other then keeping a cool head under the insanity Pinkie brought. He couldn't keep up with her speed, her ability to enter the black space gave her the element of surprise at every opportunity. Finally while Pinkie didn't have much killing power, really when she has the ability to completely control the fight. All she needs is the Party Cannon to end the fight.

NEXT TIME

A Yellow twin tailed boy walked forward "So I here one of your friends beat Metal Sonic"

A Shorter chubby figure laughed "That's Rainbow Dash for you"

Spike vs Tails

I DO NOT OWN Tails the fox all right go to Sega

I DO NOT OWN Friendship is Magic all rights go to Hasbro

With the Kingdom saved, and the world at peace

Who gets the credit?

The hero's of course!

but the hero's couldn't get far without their...

SIDEKICKS

Sidekicks like

Spike the dragon, Twilights assistant

Miles "Tails" Prower, best friends of Sonic the Hedgehog

Tails

Miles Prower was born on the same day that the evil Doctor Eggman began his robot powered take over of Möbius. Moments after his birth, Eggman made Tails an orphan. At the tender age of eight Miles found a broken down biplane, which he then fixed on his own. Well wasn't he surprised when the owner of the plane was revealed to be his personal idol Sonic the Hedgehog. After impressing Sonic with his speed, the two became best friends. With Tails accompanying Sonic on many adventures.

Like many Sonic characters, Tails is fast. Tails is able to travel around 150 miles an hour without his twin tails, and mach one with them. He's also strong, able to break Eggmans robots with his tails. Finally he has the world famous spin dash, Tails curls into a tight ball and revs. And shoots forward at top speed. He's able to fly using his twin tails.

But all that pales into in comparison to his gadgets. He's master bomber, flash bangs, incendiary, pineapple grenades. You name it he has a bomb like it. He has the mega buster, oh I'm sorry arm cannon. It's totally a Megman rip off. Lastly he has two bots, the Medi Bot slowly heals tails, the only trade off is he needs to remain still for it to work. Next we have the Shield Bot, it creates a protective bubble around Tails but he once again has to remain still for it to work.
Tails how ever isn't perfect, he falter under pressure, many of his bombs are extremely similar to one another, and he lacks durability feats. Tails also isn't combat savvy, and depends on Sonic to take down the big bads. Finally he gets dizzy easily.

Spike

Spike the dragon, is the assistant, and general whipping boy for Twilight Sparkle. Spike was hatched by Twilight during her entrance exam, after which he is taken by Celestia, or Twilight who raised him. He along with Twilight is sent to Ponyville, where he becomes Rarity's servant. Spike is kind, loyal, and generous with his time and energy. But probally his most defining feature, is his crush on Rarity, willing to go to any lengths to help her.

Spike may look unimpressive, being shorter then the Mane 6, And he's chubby. But don't judge this book by its cover. First off he's the strongest member of the cast, or the second strongest. Depending on how you rate Applejack, that being said Spike has proven himself stronger then Applejack. when her hoof was pinned and he was able to save her from a timber wolf attack. He's on many occasions carried hundred of pounds of clothes for Rarity, dragged a mountain of gems, and piles of books and scrolls. He's arguably one of the most durable creatures in the show, having been a pin cushion, slammed by Twilight, dips in lava. But most importantly, during the Return of Nightmare arc, Spike was lifted up by Nightmare Rarity, and then tossed across the moon, where he slammed into the top of a crater. He was knocked out by the force, but other then that he seemed unharmed. He's also quite athletic, as shown during the Equestria Games. He Skillfully jumped from pegasi to pegasi to get high enough to near cloud height. His jaws are strong enough to shatter gem stones, and his teeth is razor sharp. He can dig quickly using his sharp claws. Lastly being a dragon, spike can breath flames. The first type of flames, are his emerald flames, which allow him to teleport messages to Celestia instantly. He Can also breath orange flames, which are hot enough to melt metal, and large enough to melt a stadium sized chunk of ice.

Spike how ever lacks combat abilities, he inconsistent, falters unpressure. He also has one the least defined personality traits. He hasn't been in much fights.

The Combatants are set it's time to end this Debate once and for all

The Short chubby purple dragon raced down the road. He whipped around a corner in the street "Bang" he ran head first into a yellow twin tailed figure.

"Let's go"

FIGHT

Tails spin dashed straight into Spike, sending the dragon back first into the wall. Tails whipped around, smashing Spikes head into the wall with his tail. Which collapsed onto the baby dragon, burying him under a mountain of bricks. Tails dusted himself off and with a proud smile said "Didn't even need Sonic this time"

Tails was turning around when the bricks shifted, Spike dragged himself out of the rubble, rubbing the side of his head "Thick scales" Instantly Tails smashed into into Spike, landing three spinning tails swipes. Spike stumbled away from the twin tailed fox.

Tails dropped a bomb at the baby dragons feet. Spike didn't have enough time to react, as a brilliant white flash followed by a deafening "BANG!" Blinded and deafened him. Tails shot into range, the baby dragon got enough of his sight back to see a round forest green ball "BOOOM!" Spike rocketed away from the blast sight, he rolled to a stop after ten feet.

"Ouch" Spike moaned, rubbing his singed scales.

"Clink..." Spike watched a black cylinder roll "Clank" It hit his legs.

"Oh man!"

"KabOOOM" Spike was in a large cloud of flames. Spike blindly walked out of the cloud of flames. "Thump" Spike. Spike opened his eyes, a bright red cannon was pressed firmly against his chest. A Bright gold flash, sent Spike rocketing through the flames,his body twitching as it arced into a tree with thump.

Tails slid to a stop in front of Spike. He quickly grabbed Spike and shot into the air. Spike growled slightly, his hands shook as he pried Tails arms apart slightly. He shot straight forward, razor sharp teeth. He could taste iron, of blood spilling into his mouth.

"AHHHHHH!" Tails screamed in agony. His tails stopped spinning as he writhed in agony. "Let GO!" He roared loudly. Spike thrashed wildly, ripping his head from side to side. Spike was grinding his teeth viciously, with a single crunch Spike ripped Tails clean off. Just as the two slammed into the ground.

Tails thrashed in silent agony. The two rolled apart, and Tails shot away. he disappeared around a corner, and almost instantly a tiny helicopter like robot flew beside him. The robot showered him in a deep green energy. The wound slowly healed, relieving Tails of the blinding pain.

Spike chased after the one arm fox. After a minute he raced around the corner, his eyes instantly went to to the fox. Spike sucked in deeply, Tails watched as a long stream of emerald flames slammed into his Heal Bot. The Flames twisted and turned around the bot, slowly disintegrating it.

The two eyed one another, Tails stump dropping blood. Tails shot forward, and Spike dove down. He dug a tunnel quickly. Tails slid to a stop in front of the hole. He arm became wrapped in a deep red canon. "Bang, Bang, Bang" Canon kicked a large cloud of smoke up.

Spike erupted from the ground, his teeth diggin into Tails prized twin tails. "Rahhhh" He twisted wildly. Tails slammed Spike into the ground with a resounding "THUMP" Spike rolled to the left narrowly avoiding a ball of energy.

Spike dove at Tails, his teeth bore. A robot came from behind Tails, just before Spike got in range a dark blue barrier wrapped around Tails. Spike bounced off the barrier, and rolled to the right.

Spike jumped into the air, and went straight towards the Shield Bot. He chomped into the robot, destroying it instantly. Spike dropped towards Tails, their eyes remained locked on one another. Tails fired a blast, missing spike by half an inch. But that was the only opening Spike needed. His head shot straight at Tails neck "Graahhhh" Tails garbled.

Spike sucked in air, he dug his claws into Tails. A Pillar of fire erupted from Spikes mouth, instantly incinerating Tails head. Spike collapsed, beside the headless fox. Groaning loudly, he rolled onto his belly "I Need to sleep"

WINNER

Ahhhh Man here comes the hate from the Sonic fanboys.

Tails is a fairly low tier Sonic character, he has very few impressive feats on his own. Not only that but Tails durability has always been among the very weakest of his friends. He was dazed by Amy smashing him, he was beaten in one hit by Metal Sonic. So he really doesn't have the durability to compete with Spikes flames or claws and lastly jaws. Spikes scales also allowed him to tank a lot of hits from Tails. Yes he can crack metal, and a full on attack might hurt Spike, but this is death battle, not hurt battle. combine that with his gadgets being fairly unimpressive, and once again Spikes scales held strong. Minus of course some dings and minor injuries.

But Spike wasn't perfect either. He lacked combat ability, he wasn't as fast, and he didn't have an arsenal. That being said his digging enabled him to counter Tails flight. The difference is, he can KILL Tails. He can break bones with his strength, shred flesh with his razor sharp claws. And tear and crush with his powerful set of jaws.

Bt probably the most important thing is the fact that Tails falter under pressure. Whereas when push comes to shove, and his friends are depending on him. Spike does what needs to be done.

Spike earned his victory here.

the winner is Spike.

NEXT TIME

There can be only one princess in Equestria!