Romance of the seven hearts

Chapters

prologue the online dating game
The big night
Waking up in Equestria
Nature's gentle touch
Fluttershy's tears
meeting with friends
A unicorn's mind
Dance of the sky
a rude awakening

prologue the online dating game

Ah, this profile looks pretty good I thought.

There I was on a brony dating site trying to find a girlfriend to go out with. It wasn't that I was bad with women ; in fact , I was actually pretty good at romantic encounters, however no matter how hard I tried, the relationship always failed at the same point.

Every single time I had worked up the courage to show them I was a brony...well it was pretty much over quickly.

Some even thought that this must be the result of some sort of "psychological issue." That there was something wrong with me, and that I needed therapy to quote, "work through my issues."

Yeah, that was fun, to have to play 20 questions about my psyche.

"So tell me about your mother... I see, and you say you were NOT abused by her nor your father either; fascinating please tell me more if you don't mind?"

"Yes my relationship with my parents is fine, no I wasn't abused; no I am Not into bestiality, and yes I love MLP."

By the time each "Freud" was done, working every little possible psychological issue I could have, they realized I was perfectly sane ; although they didn't like it when I told them to, "Stick their degree where the sun don't shine."

My dates just could not accept that, and eventually I gave up on the idea of romance for a while. That is until I found the dating site for bronies.

It was about time my ass caught a windfall like this website "Bronies and Pegasisters kiss.net," and I could not be happier. All these women seemed so good. I had trouble trying to figure which one I should try dating.

In the end there was one that stood out more than the others, a tall, dark haired Japanese girl with the name Hikaru .

She and I hit off almost right off the bat. We chatted for weeks on end, just trying to get a basic idea of the other's life.

We had so much in common it was crazy.

She was into the studying of magick, MLP, and just countless other things I was into.

She asked me cautiously if I had created a "fake profile," and I assured that yes ,my name is really Jesse, and that none of the other details were...fudged.

I really could not blame her because we seemed so perfect that it was a bit suspicious, and of course my dumbass didn't think about the idea; she was the one spying on me. I asked her about her name and she explained that, it meant "ray of light," and that her parents named her that because she was born under the rising sun of spring.

I told her I thought the name was kinda cute.

Once, after we really had gotten to know all the, ins and outs of the other one, we decided to go on our first date.

She had wanted to go to a fancy 5 star restaurant and I started to sweat bullets, when she said that; then she said something that really surprised me.

"Oh by the, way don't worry about paying tonight. It's my treat."

I was taken back by that, so I simply replied back "Really...are you sure?".

She replied right back with a little smile face and said "What is this, the 1600’s? No reason a girl can’t buy for the guy is there?"

"No, I don't have a problem with that," I said.

Once we set up the time to meet up and planned out all of the details of the first date, I logged off the internet.

I was so excited about it; I mean this was just TOO GOOD to be true. Here not only have I found a cute woman that's into MLP, but she's paying for the first date.

(How lucky can one man be?) I chuckled to myself.

If I were Twilight Sparkle, I would be writing this letter:

"Dear Princess Celestia,

JACKPOT!"

If only I would have known there was a reason for her high generosity, or what her goal really was, then I might have chosen a different profile that day. Foolish me .

The big night

When I woke up it was around 9:00 am, and although the date wasn't planned until 6:00 pm, I wanted to make sure I gave a good first impression. I spent the entire morning preparing for the date, and doing all the little stuff. I made sure my hair looked nice, the clothes I was going to wear were really nice, and once I made sure everything was set, I took a nice, long relaxing shower to ease my mind.

I figured, that if she was going to pay for the date then the very least I could do was, make sure I looked extra nice for her. I clipped a white rose onto my suit as I drove to the restaurant; our little signal we had agreed on; to wear a white rose on our clothing, so that we would be able to find the right person. I pulled into a parking spot, and waited for her by the entrance.

She strolled up in a nice little pink dress, and a white rose pinned to her in a crustache.

I smiled as I saw her coming towards me, and became mesmerized by her beauty. I don’t know how long I must have stared at her for, but she finally snapped me out of my stupor as she spoke.

"You gonna sit there all day handsome, or would you like to start our little date now?"

I apologized to her and said "I am sorry. It's just I wasn't expecting you to be so, good looking. Your beauty is just so stunning."

She blushed and simply giggled as she motioned for me to enter, while she held the door for me.

The server lead us to a very nice private booth, and right away I thought "Good lord! Am I dating Rockefeller's daughter?"

The date went very well. We ordered some Rockefeller Huîtres au poulpe frais avec un soupçon d'huile d'olive rose immersion d'huile sauce, for the appetizer. We also enjoyed a very good, old red wine, that she had picked out.

I joked with her that, if she were any more forward I'd be the woman.

She laughed and said "Yeah I know. I tend to be a bit dominant in relationships. Why, is it a problem for you?"

"No, not at all. In fact, I wouldn't mind being dominated by a beautiful woman like you all night."

She laughed, and I realized what I just said.

"Wait, that came out wrong," I said nervously blushing, from my mistake.

"Don't worry about it, I know what you meant. That was really funny though."

We finished the appetizer, and we both ordered the Saumon frais de l'eau froide de l'eau avec un côté de queues de homard légèrement doré et frites.

"Ah, this meal was fantastic." I said.

"Yess, it sure was. I think you're fantastic yourself there misterrr." she said.

"Hha ha ha, I see we may have had a bit too much of the wine." I said, jokingly.

"True, but you really are one gooood looking guy."

She seemed a little bit intoxicated from the wine, so being the gentleman that I am; I offered her a ride home, to which, she happily accepted. Along the way we chatted a little more about different things.

She told me about how her favorite pony was Rarity, and I told her mine was Rainbow Dash.

When we made it to her place, she tried to invite me inside, which I tried to refuse, since I didn't want to feel guilty about being with her in her house, while she's a bit tipsy.

She however, was pretty insistent, and finally I gave in to her, but only after I said I wouldn't be there all night.

We walked in and I was dumbfounded. Her place had been just spotless. "Wow,” I remarked, “you really do follow Rarity's example of extreme cleanliness, don't you?" We spent the rest of the night playing some Halo and Gears of War together.

She was really good, and I got my ass handed to me on numerous occasions, although I did get in some good hits every now and then. Before I knew it, I had spent so long there that it was getting very dark outside, and on top of that it started storming really bad.

Even though I felt bad about having to do it, I slept the night there on her couch, while she slept in her bed.

She tried to get me to join, but I absolutely refused because as beautiful as she was, I knew where it would lead.

I had a very odd dream as I slept that night.

My dream was that, a fox was tying me up in chains, so that she could eat me.

I woke up that next morning with quite a hangover, and in front of me on her coffee table, was a plate of some food, a glass of water, and a note.

"Jesse, thank you for the wonderful time last night.

You really are a sweet guy, so I made you a quick breakfast before I left. Be sure to take the medicine; it will help with the hangover.

Oh one last thing I hope you can forgive me if I did, or said anything stupid last night.

With love-

"Hikaru."

I immediately took a few of the pills she had left, and ate some of the food. My hangover seemed to go away, which I was grateful for, but I began to feel kind of funny.

Suddenly, I began to feel light headed and sleepy for some reason.

My vision blurred as the truth set in. That the medicine, was sleeping pills.

The very last thing I saw before I passed out, was her, with an evil smile on her face.

"Good. It looks like the drugs I gave you, are starting to take effect."

“Ww...why…," was all I could manage before I fell into a deep sleep.

Waking up in Equestria

“Uuughhh.” I woke up very groggy. I tried to move my hands, but couldn't for some reason, then it hit me; I had been drugged that morning by my "date." My vision began to clear up after a minute or two, so I glanced down at my hands and feet, only to see both heavily chained up. Quickly, I looked around to make sure I was alone, and as I saw no one, I decided to try to break the chains through the telekinesis magick I had learned a while back.

"Heh, you fool, you really shouldn't have underestimated my abilities as a witch." I thought.It was risky, because it drained so much energy, but it might be better than waiting for whatever my captor had in mind. Concentrating as hard I could, I focused on sending energy into the locks to break them open.

It seemed like nothing was happening, when at last, the first chain fell apart into pieces, making a loud sound on the floor as landed. I listened worried that the sound might have attracted someone; when no one came, I was relieved.

This time I was careful not to overload the next chains with so much energy, and I was rewarded with them simply, unlocking, then falling off of my wrist and feet. I was nearly drained, but I could still move, and at least now I was free. Weakly, I stumbled across the floor, nearly falling over from exhaustion, but somehow I managed to stay on my feet.

Looking around I saw I was in a library. It seemed strangely familiar to me, but, I couldn't remember where I had seen it before. Somehow, I managed to will myself over towards the exit. A red door. Opening it, I was greeted with a blinding light of the sun. I shielded my eyes and walked out...or I tried to.

I couldn't figure out why, but even though the exit was RIGHT THERE, there was something preventing me from getting outside. My heart then sank, as I came to the conclusion that I had no choice, but to wait inside as I knew of no other way to get out, besides the door and that was blocked by something. That, unlike the chains, I had no way of dealing with.

Defeated, I sat down on the bed to rest. I don't know how long I waited, but I thought it must have been at least a few hours.

There was a short knock on the door, and then I heard her voice, "Jesse, I am coming in."

I immediately recognized the voice... , it was my date.

"YOU! Why did you do this, and more importantly, how did you trap me in here?"

She walked in through the red door, but when I saw her, I gasped, as instead of a human standing in front of me, I now saw a big red nine tailed fox.

"Hikaru, y-y-you aren’t a human?!?!"

"Yes, it's true, I am a fox, or the trickster as your old legends have labeled me"

"What are you plotting, and why me?" I asked her.

"Well, to be honest, my friends and I have always wanted to date a human being, but it has been difficult." When I met you for our date, well, I knew you really were a great guy, and would be perfect for not only me but, my friends as well.

"So you drugged me?" , I demanded.

"Jesse, I am sorry ,but I had to make sure this was done with as little harm to you or us, and WOULD you have gone out with me or my friends if you would had known the truth?"

"................"

"Exactly. Even now you can’t think of a word to say to me."

"Wait, what about my job, my friends and my family, won't they miss me?"

"Oh, you mean you haven't figured it out yet?"

"Figured out what, where on earth did you take me?"

She sighed. "Jesse...that's just it you are no longer ON earth."

"What are you talking about of course we are on earth. where else would we be?"

She laughed and pointed around the room.

it took me a minute but then it came to me.

"You...couldn't have brought me to..."

"Yes, as a matter of fact I DID."

I nearly fainted right there. "This place, though it does not exist, only exists as a world of imagination"

She then explained to me that, despite that, it is very much a real place. "You see. It doesn't matter that this world, or reality if you prefer, does not have a physical energy. The fact is, every time you or any other human focuses any energy on us, it's like food for us."

"Look, cut to the chase, HIkaru. What exactly do you want with me here?"

She laughed, "I told you all we want is to experience a date with a human, and if you comply, then maybe I might let you go home."

I asked her if she really would let me go, and her response is what scared me the most.

"Yes, although by the end of these dates, the real question will be if you will want to go back home." She continued. “You already know who my friends are Jesse , I believe you call them ‘the mane 6.’”.

"Great. So who do I have to date first?"

"Well..."

The door then opened up again and that's when I saw...Fluttershy.

"H-hi, I am so sorry, you were taken, but all I want, I mean if it's okay is...to go out on a date with you?"

I sighed. "Okay Fluttershy, what kind of date would you like to go on?"

Before we left, Hikaru gave me a warning "Just so you aware. Try something funny, and this time you won't be able to break free with any magick."

"You mean...you knew?"

"Jesse, not only did we know, but we were counting on it to force you to use up your energy."

I said that I understood, and promised that I wouldn't try anything.

How could I be so , stupid, they really did plan this well; I should just play along for now. "Say...Fluttershy, is it just me, or do you seem a lot bigger than you appear on the show?"

She lightly wrapped a wing around her face and very quietly said "sf umm adult b for."

"What? Fluttershy...I can't hear you. You need to speak up!"

"I SAID, IT'S BECAUSE ON THE SHOW, I WAS ONLY 10! NOW I AM 18!"

"Owww, my ears."

Fluttershy apologized, and then we went on our way to her cottage from Twilight's library.

While we were walking, Fluttershy put her left wing in my right hand.

The gesture was not lost, and I smiled at her as we kept walking slowly towards our first date.

*GULP*

Nature's gentle touch

Although, I thought it was odd to be going on a date with a pony that I had until recently watched on a TV show, I couldn't help but start to think maybe this wasn't so bad. She was kind of cute and all. Wait, what's wrong you, she's A PONY FOR GOD'S SAKE.

"Excuse me, are you alright?"

"Oh...sorry, just deep in thought."

Fluttershy frowned for a minute, until assured her that I was not planning anything malicious. I also begged her to not use "THE STARE" on me, to which she chuckled.

She explained that ‘the stare’ only affects either those with aggressive hearts, or those with dark hearts.

"How can you be sure of that?" I asked.

She then looked me DEEP in my eyes, with what appeared to be an angry glare.

"Fluttershy?"

"You see? The stare does not affect you, because your intentions are as pure as one of my whittle bunnies."

We arrived at her cottage at last, and the fun really started. There was a huge path of more flowers than I'd ever seen in my life, leading up to the entrance. My mouth must have been hanging out for some time, because I felt a tapping on my left foot.

I looked down and saw a little bunny glancing at me, while moving his lips into a kissing motion. I looked at it, confused as to what the bunny meant, and then the bunny smacked his forehead, and pointed to my right. I glanced to my right to see fluttershy gathering flowers.

"Oh you want me to…?” I asked.

“Yes.” the bunny nodded in silence.

I walked over towards Fluttershy. "Hey, Fluttershy your bunny is..."

I didn't get a chance to finish my sentence, because the next thing I knew, all the had animals pushed the two of us together.

We locked lips with each other and stood there in a slow embracing kiss. When we finished, I saw all the animals had gathered around and were "awwww-ing" at the moment.

The Bunny smiled and winked at me.

Embarrassed, I tried to walk away but, I felt a pair of hooves wrap around my neck and pull me back towards her "Ah don't be shy, Jesse."

"What? Wait, Flutterwhsfff mmm mmmmm mmm."

Before I could say a word, Fluttershy was pulling me towards her, as her tongue played in my mouth. I tried to get her off of me, because this was freaking me out, but I couldn't because her grip was too strong to break.

Her tongue slid all over my mouth, as she was very eager to see what I tasted like...and she liked it.

She released one hoof and tried to slide the other one towards my pants.

I looked her in the eyes, and tried to show I REALLY didn't want that.

She eventually got the message I was uncomfortable, and released me.

"Oh my, did I do something wrong?"

"Well I thought you were the shy one. What was all of that hot action about?"

Fluttershy blushed as she explained, that she had no clue what to do so she looked at some romantic stories to get an idea.

I asked her which ones she had read.

She then showed me her computer room and I asked where it came from.

"Twilight, magick, and something involving quantum physics."

Ah, well let's see where you got your advice Fluttershy. My face went red when I saw the stories she had pulled up.

"Dash of Humanity 2: The Sexy Bits," and in her next browser window was yet another clopfic, "Forced Pony Sex." I quietly put my hand over my face, so she couldn't see my face flush even redder. "Uh...Fluttershy, these are not guides to dating humans."

She asked how that was possible, since they did involve human and pony love.

With much awkwardness, I then went to explain the difference between a clopfic and how love REALLY works.

Fluttershy turned her face down into her wings, as she realized just how badly she had messed up.

I can't do this I mean she's sweet but this is wrong on so many levels

"Uh...Fluttershy, if you don't mind, I might just take a quick walk around."

"su-s-sure."

I quietly slipped out through the front door, as I was very careful to not appear to be running away. Don't know why, but I had the feeling her animal friends were watching me closely. When I thought I was far away enough I took off running.

Wherever you are you DAMN fox, I will find you. I am not sure how far I had gotten, but after a few minutes, I felt a strange breeze and then WHAM. Something hit me hard and sent me flying backwards a good 30 feet.

I slammed against a tree and fell down. Whatever hit me, had done so hard enough, that I couldn't move a muscle, and I was pretty sure all my bones were broken.

I heard a faint voice.

"HEY PAL. Just what kind of trick do you think you are pulling on my friend, Fluttershy?"

" u-uhg...what?"

The source of the voice came closer, as I heard what sounded like hooves crunching up twigs, walked towards me.

A rainbow colored mane came into view.

"Rainboooow Dash?"

"Yeah, and I heard I am your favorite Pony."

"How the.... never mind."

She looked at me and frowned. "You know, that was kind of mean running away from Fluttershy. I mean do you have any idea how much you hurt her?"

"Rainbow Dash, please, listen to me and understand that I can't date any of you, because it's wrong."

"Why is it wrong? Are we not GOOD enough for you?!?!"

"No! It's just you are a different species, and that kind of thing just doesn't fly where I am from."

Rainbow Dash just looked at me and laughed.

"I must have missed the joke?"

She replied, "Why don't you take a look at your hand or should I say HOOF."

I turned my eyes towards my left hand and saw it was fine, so I sighed in relief. However, when I took a quick look at my right hand, I screamed.

There, instead of my hand was big brown horse shaped hoof, and it looked like it was spreading upward.

"What is this?! What have you done to ME?!"

"You just don't get it do you dude?" Rainbow Dash said.

"Huh?"

"You see, Jesse. The longer you are here, the more into a pony you shall become, and just an FYI: the dates will serve to accelerate the process."

"You mean this was the plan you guys had?"

Rainbow Dash nodded a yes, and said, "We all agreed you would make an excellent addition to Equestria. Truth be told, my soon to be stallion friend. the only thing keeping you from instant transformation is your magick energy ." "Heh, once that's gone, you will be all OURS."

"Yeah, well jokes on you then because when you hit me, I think you broke all my bones, because I can't move."

Rainbow Dash just giggled and proceeded to pick me up like I was but a child's toy.

She then flew me all the way back to Fluttershy's cottage, where I stared into the face of a very angry Fluttershy.

I felt myself shiver in fear.

"Jesse? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH YOU WORRIED ME!?"

"I-I"

"Oh just save it"

Rainbow Dash looked at me and said " Heh, sucks to be you. Well...later...and if you try to skip out on my date, you really will be SORRY."

I nodded as I realized that I really didn't have any choice now, and even if I tried to escape, then one of the other's would stop me.

Rainbow Dash then quickly opened up the door, and left.

Fluttershy walked over to me and shyly said, "Jesse. I don't know what I did wrong, but please whatever it is, help me to learn the right way of dating. Okay?"

"O-Okay Fluttershy."

Well, I better place you on the bed and take care of you for a while, she smiled.

"You'll be just like a whittle itty bitty baby." She laughed an evil laugh.

I sank back, as I couldn't do anything about what she said, and I likely had it coming for hurting her feelings.

All I could do was watch as she gently set me on the bed, and began to the process of treatment for my injuries.

She saw my worried look and explained that, Twilight had gotten her to study human anatomy " just in case."

"W-wha? How could you know?"

"Pinkie Pie's Pinkie sense told us you were in danger."

"You mean Rainbow Dash?"

"No. The Poison Joke flowers you would have run into."

I laughed, "Yes, because a minor joke effect is SO much better than broken bones."

Flutter shy looked at me with a very serious face as she spoke.

"No, it doesn't work the same way with humans. In fact, had you stepped into it, you would have died!"

"...................."

She explained that the flower effects different species, and that while the effects were minor on ponies, the effects were not so little on a human's body. "Jesse, I know, she may not have seemed like it, but Rainbow Dash wasn't trying to kill you. She was trying to save you.”

We continued to chat back and forth until I felt myself too tired to say anything else.

The bed felt so nice and warm. Fluttershy kissed me good night and wished me happy dreams.

Fluttershy's tears

I lay there with my body in one giant cast from head to toe. Fluttershy gently feeds me a bowl of warm soup, and as she does, we have a little chat about my running away.

"Fluttershy...listen, I want to apolo...ow."

"Jesse, you shouldn't speak too much. You have hurt yourself, and I would not want you to do so further."

"I..."

"How about, you just listen to me?"

I lightly nodded a yes.

"Alright. Now I know you were just scared, and I can't really blame you. After all, what happened was awkward for both of us."

She sighed and stated, "I just don't get why you tried to run away though."

"I mean, to be honest, does the thought of being with us frighten you?"

I nodded yes.

"Is it only because we are different species?"

Another yes nod.

"I see, and if the transformation is completed, then will it be so bad?"

I didn't know to respond to that question, so I just stayed silent.

She didn't say anything, and just walked out for a minute.

This was going to be one long recovery. When enough time had passed, and after Fluttershy's patient care, I recovered enough to begin the process of walking. That alone was hard enough, but now the change into a pony had spread across my whole chest and was starting to engulf my left hand.

It was a hard challenge, but after a few slips and falls, I got myself walking normally. "Hey, Fluttershy, I am walking again so listen, as thanks, I wouldn't mind finishing that date."

Fluttershy didn't say a word back. "Uh...Fluttershy, are you okay?"

Dead silence was the only reply. I looked around for her and didn't see her nor any of her animal friends.

"Hurts, to be alone doesn't it?"

“What the hell? where did that voice come from?” I wondered.

"What's wrong, Jesse, don't you recognize me?” the voice had said.

I frantically looked around but did not see anyone. "Alright, show yourself you coward!"

The voice laughed, "you should be careful what you wish for, but fine."

Suddenly, I felt a stallion's leg wrap around my neck and spin me around to face him.

When I looked into his eyes, I truly felt fear.

The stallion was almost a complete shadow minus his cold brown eyes.

"W-w-who are you?” I stammered.

"I am someone that will be getting rid of your worthless existence, human."

Before I could do anything, the stallion began to strangle me with a vice like grip.

"You and me are the same Jesse, but now it's time for YOU to enter the dark world."

I tried to break his grip but he was too strong and I couldn't break free.

"DIE!"

My vision was fading and I started to feel my life fading away.

"w-murmurs..."

"NURSE, QUICK! HURRY, HE'S TRYING STRANGLE HIMSELF!"

I felt something loosen around my neck and then I felt the cold relief of fresh air.

"Jesse, what do you think you are doing ?"

It took me a minute to realize that it was Twilight Sparkle talking.

"Twilight, what happened, and where am I?"

"You are in the hospital because you stepped into poison joke.” she explained.

"Huh?"

Twilight, sighed and then explained that instead of just creating a joke affect, the poisonous flower had instantly knocked me out cold.

"What happened with Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash?" I asked

"Well, I am amazed that you would even be aware of meeting Rainbow Dash, since she brought you here while you were unconscious, and as for Fluttershy...well she was in here not a few moments before..."

"I tried to strangle myself, you mean?"

"Uh...yeah...you were having such wild hallucinations and talking to yourself."

She showed me the cord from a blind with a drop of blood on it.

"You...you were wrapping it around your neck so hard, you almost decapitated yourself. I don't how you had such a good grip, but it took me and two others to keep you from committing suicide."

I felt around my neck, but didn't feel any cuts or bruises.

"How come I am not wounded then?"

"oh...that, well like I said, there were three of us working with you, so I guess the healing magick we cast must have worked, fast."

She looked at me with the most serious face.

"Jesse, please don't kill yourself. I know this wasn't easy, or fair what we put you through. However, you can not just give up either.

"Pinkie promise me you won't try something like this."

"O-okay. I Pinkie promise that I won't kill myself.” I said. Twilight thanked me, and opened up the door for me to to exit the hospital.

You would think after so long being bed ridden, I would have had trouble walking, but I guess the healing magick took care of that as well.

The door opened up, and I was greeted with a crying Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash spoke first, "You jerk, don't ever scare Flutter shy like that! I wasn,t worried of course, but you made poor Fluttershy cry."

"Rainbow...and Fluttershy, I am sor-"

Fluttershy cut me off. "Jesse, you don't have to say a word, and we'll talk later. For now though, I think it would be best if we talked more with everypony."

"Okay, that's fine with me, I said."

Twilight and I walked to her treehouse, which is where we agreed to meet.

I tried to insist I was fine, but Twilight refused to leave me alone, as she feared something else might happen.

"Jesse, I am sorry, but you almost died back there, and if not for Pinkie Pie warning Rainbow Dash, then you might not have made it."

"Sorry, but I am not taking any chances yet.” Twilight had told me.

meeting with friends

I was a bit shaken up from waking up in a hospital, but now that I was out, I had serious questions about what happened. "Twilight, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

"Sure, I imagine that with you being out or so long, you would have a lot of questions."

"How long was I out for?"

"Hmm...I believe it was one month, fifteen days, and about twentyfive minutes. Why?"

"Wow, I can’t believe I was out for that long."

I put both my hands around my neck to think and...woah, wait a minute here.

"Twilight, I wasn't by chance, turning into a pony was I?"

"No, don't be ridiculous, what would give you such a weird idea?"

"Well, what about when you crossed worlds?"

Twilight gave a malicious smile, and took a minute to choke down laughter as she "enlightened" me.

“The truth is, that human Twilight was nothing more than an actress that our studio hired."

"What? Really, Twilight?"

"Yep, see what really happens is they take video of me going near the statue at one angle and pause the movie...well, then they film the actress at the other angle."

"The magic of movies, my friend.” Twilight said, as she rolled on he floor laughing.

"Okay, I get it, transformation of that nature doesn't happen in real life."

Twilight and I chatted some more on our way to her tree house as I told her my version of events.

Her mouth stood still for a minute, when I talked about the dark stallion, that tried to kill me.

"Jesse, that's very serious, and it means for you, poison joke causes mental damage."

"Wait a minute. How did you cure me of it?"

Twilight blushed a rosy red as she explained, that indeed they did help bath me, numerous times.

My face went beet red from realizing I had been seen naked by a bunch of ponies that had me in their cross hairs.

"S-ss-so...um how many of you...uh...helped?"

Twilight looked at the ground sheepishly as she told me, it was all seven of them.

I started sweating bullets.

Twilight stared at me with a look of puzzlement, as if my reaction was an enigma to her.

"What are you so shy about, it's not like we don't walk around naked half the time here."

"Jesse, you have nice, slim body and even Rarity said, you were quite the work of art.

"In fact, who do you think made the clothing you are wearing?"

Now, I really blushed. "So, Rarity made this outfit, just for me?"

"Yes she figured it's what you would like."

I glanced down to check out my new outfit, and I loved it.

"How the hell did she figure out exactly what I liked whilst I was in a coma?"

Twilight just simply said, "I am not sure, but like Pinkie's esp, she seems to do the same with fashion."

We at last arrived at twilight's house, and if I thought I had fun with a few dates, then I was in for a blast now.

The door opened up, and Pinkie Pie was standing there with a big smile on her face. "HI, Jesse, glad to see you awake for a change."

"Hi, Pinkie Pie, I am kind of surprised that you would give such a mild greeting."

"Well, you did just get out of the hospital and even I know, there are times when partying is not a good thing. We'll celebrate later though, okie doki loki?"

"Sure why not, Pinkie, sounds like fun." I entered in through the door and came face to face with not only the fox but the other 4 as well.

Rarity was the first one to speak.

“So, did you like the outfit I made for you ? I was really hoping I got the details to your liking."

I gave a half baked smile. "Yeah, it was really generous of you to do that."

"Oh, you are very welcome darling. In fact, if you want to come back to my fashion shop, I can-"

"Rarity, for gosh sakes, get your mind out of the gutter! “Applejack interrupted.

"Come on now y'all. We are all adults, not fillies, and we need to act like it."

"Weren't you the one that said you, ‘wouldn't mind buckin’ his apples’."

Applejack's face went blue.

"Y-you know we promised not to say that kinda of stuff , Rarity ."

"ENOUGH!” the fox said.

Everyone turned to face Hikaru.

"We’re all smart beings, and Jesse, really does it matter what species the rest of us are, and isn't love simply love?"

" I suppose, in a way thats true, but..."

" But what, Jesse, can't you see how happy everyone here is, and how hard they have been trying to please you?"

When she said that, I started to think of everything. Fluttershy trying to show me a pleasant date, Rainbow Dash flying me to the hospital and all of the other acts of kindness as well.

"You know, you are absolutely right, and I have kind of been a bit of jerk haven't I?"

We all came together in one big group hug.

I wept on, and on as I let it all out. "I never thought of any of you as women.” I confessed.

"It's alright. We all know this was a weird experience for y'all," Applejack said.

"Um, Jesse, perhaps, you had best tell everyone about the dream you had."

"What?" Everyone else said in unison .

In full length, I told them all about what I saw, while in my coma, and about the mysterious black stallion as well.

Once my tale was finished, they all different expressions, but they all looked very worried. "What? You all look like you have seen a ghost or something?"

They were very silent for a while, until Rainbow Dash broke the silence.

"Look, it's probably nothing. Now, what do you say you and I try this whole dating thing out?"

Now, I really was worried as a date was not exactly something Rainbow Dash would be into.

"Are, you sure ev..."

"Hey, I thought I said not to worry dude," she said nervously.

"There is one problem though, Rainbow."

"Look, I swear I only t-"

"Rainbow, I really don't want to hear the rest of that sentence...um, I only meant that I didn't really finish my date with Fluttershy."

Fluttershy just shamefully looked at the ground.

All but the fox, seemed to be laughing about something.

"Uh, Fluttershy are you okay?"

"It's, okay, you, uh...that is I don't mind letting Dash taking you out on a date."

I glanced around, trying to find some clue as to what happened.

AppleJack was the first to speak up, "Uh, partner, just you know, ya tend to talk in your sleep."

"Was, it that bad?” I inquired.

Rarity then took the spotlight.

"Well, uh, let's just say that, we learned how open minded you are on sex."

I didn't know what to say to that.

Rainbow Dash gave me the evil eye as she spoke up.

"Listen, you come with me, and I'll be more than happy to try my hooves at some of those."

My face went ghost white.

Rainbow Dash walked up to me and pressed her lips towards mine.

“................”

She pulled away at the last second, and then laughed as she spoke.

"HA HA HA, ah man, you should have seen your face, Jesse. I may like you but, I am not THAT easy ." "HA HA HA H-"

I spoke up, "Ha ha, you got me. Now do you want to get started on this little date?"

"Sure."

We then left for the date, leaving the others behind.

A unicorn's mind

I waited until Jesse and Rainbow Dash had left, before I began the meeting with the others. "Alright, I believe they are gone.” I said.

"Uh, Twi, are you sure we should have kept that from him, I mean he doesn't seem like.."

"Applejack, I know you enjoy being honest, but in this case, I do believe that he should ever know the truth."

Rarity protested though as she spoke.

"I don't agree though, I mean, Jesse seems so sweet. Hardly at all like the .."

"Hey, don't spoil the story just yet, Rarity. After all we have keep these readers going for at least a little while."

Rarity looked at the fox with confusion.

"What, Readers , What are you talking about?"

Hikaru just gave a sly grin on her face in response. She just said, " Oh, don't worry your pretty little head over it, and forgive me, I was just having some fun with you dear." The fox then teleported away in a puff of smoke.

I looked at my friends and addressed them with what I thought should be said. "Look, this fox has been a great help, but I feel like she sometimes acts weirder and weirder."

"Uh, Applejack, would you mind repeating that, please?"

"Sure thing, Pinkie Pie. I was saying that, while the two of ‘em was occupied, we should try to focus on draining out the rest of Jesse's magick power."

Pinkie Pie frowned at the ground, and said in a shockingly serious voice. "It just doesn't feel right though. I mean, Jesse doesn't seem evil or anything to me, and I would know with the whole Pinkie sense."

Rarity then opened her mouth up to say her piece of mind. "I don't like it either, Pinkie Pie, but you heard what happened from us allowing his power to go unchecked...he nearly killed himself."

Applejack frowned "I know we got good reasons, but it just don't seem right lying to a feller as nice as Jesse."

Fluttershy, who had been too scared to say a single thing, at last found the courage to talk. "I don't know girls, I mean, wasn't poison joke the problem that caused all of this?"

"We just can't be sure though,” I said. “Who knows if it's the poison joke, or if that blue flower was only part of the main issue."

Pinkie pie happily exclaimed, “How long do you think it will be before we can throw him a welcome party?"

"I'll see if I can't set something up. In the mean time, be very careful not to overwhelm, Jesse. Are we clear, Pinkie Pie?"

"Crystal clear, Twilight."

We all agreed, no matter what, we had to protect Jesse, even if it meant draining him to do so.

We all went our separate ways, as we each planned out the details of how we were going to deal with , Jesse

I looked through every book in my library. Now that spike was a full adult dragon, I was all alone. I sometimes miss the little guy.

"Come on, Twilight, you don't have time to dwell on the past." There was not a thing in my Library that could help. “Well, If nothing else I could at least do some more reading of my fan fiction.”

“Hmm...choices, choices” *sigh*. "I guess tonight it is: ‘A Puppet to her fame.’” While I oh so enjoy a good book, sometimes I wonder what kind of crazy these humans must be, to write these types of stories.

*dong*. * dong*

Oh crap, I fell asleep and completely forgot, I was supposed to help Applejack and Rarity set up their, "special" arrangements. Why, Jesse has such strange fantasies, I'll never know. The first place I headed to was the Apple farm.

It was already noon by the time I made it there.

Applejack stood there with a scowl on her face.

"Now, Twilight, I done told y'all, a million times already how important this was to set up."

"I know, and am really sorry, it's just..."

"I know, ya like reading those fancy autherers."

"AUTHORS, I corrected"

"Don't you be gettin’ smart with me."

"S-sorry, why don't we get started, Applejack."

"It's alright I forgives ya, Twi."

"Anyways, what is that you wanted me to do again?"

"Well, from what I reckon, Jesse's fantasy was for me to get, whipped cream and whips."

“Alright then,” I start on putting the whips together.

"I've already got the cream from the milk. I just need to churn it a bit to make the whipped cream."

A few hours later, we had everything ready for her date.

I waved goodbye, and galloped over to Rarity's boutique, as I brought the supplies she needed.

Rarity was waiting by the door.

"Twilight, Darling, I know you went to help out Applejack, but, what kept you for so long?"

I quickly apologized, and explained I simply fell asleep after reading one of those online, human fan fiction stories.

"Geez, How can you read those things, Twilight? The first time I read that one story: Your mind and body belong to me , I couldn't look at Soarin for a month without feeling excited. "I do so miss Soarin though, he was such a kind spirit even to the end."

"I miss him as well,” I said, “But you know you can't live in the past though. Rarity, you just need to look around for a different book. Why don't you check the newest one I read : A puppet to her fame?"

"Sure, Twilight, after all, I heard good things about that author, but for now we should get started on the task at hand."

"Right, we should...uh...what were we doing again?"

Rarity sighed. "Twilight, sometimes I think when you get caught up in your books, your brain gets stuck in them. We were going to splatter proof the boutique, and you were going to teach me that spell."

"Fair enough, now this spell requires very specific detail, so be sure to do exactly what I do perfectly".

It took a lot of work, but we had placed the plastic wraps over all of the furniture, and I had briefly ,taught the spell, then how to reverse it.

I also helped her pick out the books she needed to study. "Good luck with your date Rarity", I said with smile.

"Good bye dear. Make sure Jesse is well rested before our date, and make sure to tell Applejack, these books may take a while to study, so have some extra fun."

"W-well, see you later."

Good grief. I don't see what all this fuss is about, but whatever, if that is what they desire, then who am I to judge. “Me? I would like to just have a simple candle light dinner and read some good books”. “Twilight, you’ve got to quit thinking aloud so much.” I said to myself as I headed back home.

Dance of the sky

"Come on, you can do this.” I said to myself. I was about to perform some maneuvers to impress Jesse. My wings flexed as I prepared myself for lift off.

This feeling, oh sweet Celestia how I missed it. It was one thing to do tricks alone, but the excitement of having someone you care about watch you, is awesome. I did not remember getting in the air, but then again, I was so good after years with the legendary Wonderbolts; It was not a surprise that my body did the actions of flying subconsciously.

I did some aerial dives to start off with, and then some more little stuff.

Jesse was very impressed, and happily cheered me on.

Gazing into his eyes reminded me of the time I dated with Soarin.

Jesse might have been human, but give him a Pair of wings and he would be just like soarin... personality wise.

"Rainbow! Hey, LOOK OUT!"

I snapped out of my daze just in time to avoid crashing into a weather Pegasus.

"Watch where you’re flying!"

"grr...I’m sorry. I'll be more careful in the future."

Truth be told I wanted to say some choice words, but I couldn't risk looking like an idiot on a date of all things.

"Rainbow Dash, is everything alright up there?"

"Yeah, everything is fine, I’m alright, Soarin."

Jesse paused for a minute and then asked me, "Did you just call me Soarin?"

"S-sorry," I said quickly.

"It's alright, but what's bothering you?" Jesse asked. "It 's about my dream isn't it?"

"No, Jesse this doesn't concern you!" I snapped.

"What did I say?" He meekly asked.

"You didn't do anything, it's just that this whole thing, brings back painful memories for me." I stopped to rest on a cloud so I could talk without worrying about running into something.

"You see, Jesse..."

He listened as I told him about my late lover, Soarin, and how he had died, because of my stupid, recklessness as a wonderbolt."

I felt so guilty, and it felt good to talk to someone about it.

"It was my one year anniversary as a member of the wonderbolts, and my 6 month anniversary with Soarin. I had injured my left wing a little, but didn’t want to delay my date with Soarin. Everything went fine, until I tried to do a Sonic Rainboom and then my left wing broke out of the socket."

"Soarin raced to help me from the stands, as I tried to yell for him to get away, as I was falling so fast there was no way he couldn’t get hurt. Soarin tried to grab me, but the sheer force of me falling from 40,000 feet in the air, after a failed Sonic Rainboom, had created so much force, he began to fall with me."

“I begged him, to get away, but he refused."

"’I love you, and I won't let you die, Dashie, he said"

"He pushed me above him as he braced his body to absorb the full impact, to protect me."

"When we hit...the ground, Soarin's spine and skull were completely shattered into pieces by the force of impact."

"I was lucky, as somehow, I survived that with only breaking all my bones and some mild facial scarring." "I was flown into a hospital and quit the Wonderbolts about a month later to go back to my old job as weather manager."

" They , didn't blame me for his death and said it was just a freak accident, but I knew in my heart that if... if I only would have tried to ... or if maybe , I would have.... then, Soarin wouldn't have died"

"That was 2 years ago, and since then, I have not been able to do a Sonic Rainboom."

Jesse stood silent for a minute and then spoke slowly.

"Rainbow Dash, I'm sorry, I had no idea..."

"It's fine, I mean, I’m supposed the tough one, the GREAT RAINBOW DASH."

' You , know you think , that you're invincible, that nothing can hurt you , but when you .......lose the love of your life..."

" I ... I .., thank you ,for listening , Jesse , I feel better now that I got that off of my chest."

There was silence between the two of us.

"Dash, if this is making you uncomfortable, then we can always go for a walk, or something else.” Jesse suggested.

"It's... fine, I promised you a good show right?" I said as tears filled my eye.

I quickly wiped my eyes, as I prepared myself to do my signature move, The Sonic Rainboom. "This is for you, Soarin," I said as I steadied myself on the cloud.

I flew up until I felt I was at the right distance, and then poured myself forward with all my might.

The resulting Sonic Rainboom was HUGE.

Jesse screamed, and for minute, I was worried I had hurt him, and then when I saw him, I laughed.

All of his clothes were ripped clean off and he looked MAD. "What the hell! that move was cool and all, but I think for a first date, THE CLOTHES STAY ON!"

"Yeah, well, you don't seem TOO upset to me," I giggled, as I pointed down.

He looked where I was pointing, and quickly tried to cover it with both hands.

"Kinda late, and besides, you really need to get over your modesty." I said.

Jesse raised up one of his big fingers at me, while the rest were in a fist.

"What are you pointing at me for, are you saying I am number one?"

Jesse laughed, then grinned. "Sure, let's just say that's what it means."

I knew what it meant, but I also knew he was just having fun with me, and I decided to have my own bit of fun with him.

I landed, and stood there for a minute.

Jesse walked towards me, and I knew exactly how to play with him; all I would have to do is wait until he was close enough.

When he was close enough, I leaned forward very slowly, as I whispered to get him even closer to me.

"What are you trying to tel-"

He never got to finish his sentence, as I quickly overpowered him and shoved my mouth onto his.

I looked into his eye and gave him the most seductive look I could think of.

Jesse tried to push me off, but I easily held him down as my tongue slid in and ravaged his mouth like it was a lollipop.

He might try to deny it later, however, I saw he was enjoying this, by the way his body tried to gyrate against me.

When he was good and warmed up, I pulled out of his mouth to speak.

"Fluttershy was right, you do taste sweet; kind of like liking cherries."

"W-what do you mean I taste...? Ah , don't stop."

I was licking his chest now, and rubbing against his lower body with mine. I started slow and then picked up the pace.

We were getting all over each other now, as we began to moan in ecstasy.

This wasn’t even sex, and yet, we had so much passion just doing this.

Jesse tried to lick me. The fur stopped him though.

Thinking for a minute, I said. "Here, I'll give you something to lick." Flipping myself over, I pushed my vagina right into his face.

His tongue wiggled around my entrance for a while, and then after a minute of toying with me, he played a symphony on my inner walls.

"OH CELESTIA YES! YES! TASTE THE RAINBOW!” I screamed in pleasure. My legs started to shake as he went to town. I couldn't take anymore, and my juice started flow into his mouth.

I was so worn, that I started to sit down, but I felt something tap against me. Annoyed at first, I realized, Jesse needed air. I quickly sat up and got off of him.

He was gasping for air.

"Huff...huff...Damn looks...huff...like I found the right spots, huh?" "Aw man, I can't believe we just did that.” Jesse said.

"S-see, admit it, you wanted that.” I pointed out.

“......................”

"Come on, quit trying to deny it, and just give in to what your heart wants," I said in annoyance.

"I-this...this is wr-wrong though."

"Jesse, quit FIGHTING, and just."

I kissed him on the lips, and watched him as his hands instinctively went up to push me off.

He hesitated for a minute, his inner conflict reaching it's peak.

He pushed me off of him. "Please, don't do that."

"Do what? Show you that I am falling in love with you!?!!"

"I-I"

I pulled him closer to me, and wrapped myself around him, to cuddle with him.

He laid there, and wrapped his arms around me.

We fell asleep, huddled together on the ground, our bodies cuddling against the other for warmth.

a rude awakening

Twilight stood in front of me, ready to help me test out the new gender swapping spell.

"Whenever you are ready, and remember not to focus on looks this time."

"Right, I remember, but you did look funny."

"Don't remind me.” Twilight growled.

Concentrating on my horn, I focused on bringing in a male Twilight, as my horn began a low humming.

When I felt ready, I bathed Twilight in a cloud of blue magick. Soon I couldn't see her at all, and after a minute or two, I worried I botched the spell again.

"Rarity, I feel strange - I."

*boom*

There was a small explosion as the magick overloaded.

* cough* * cough*......"Uh, I don't think it worked Elusive." A deep Stallions voice said.

"Who's Elusive? Twilight, are you okay? SPEAK TO ME!"

"Twilight?” came a puzzled response. “My name is not Twilight.”

The smoke cleared at last.

I was glancing into an almost mirror image of my former friend, but with a few key differences.

My excitement was so high I couldn't help but squeal like a filly.

"Oooooohhhhh my gosh, ohhh my gosh, Twilight, you’re a Stallion."

"Owe, easy with the whining, and I already said, MY NAMES NOT TWILIGHT!"

"Well, then you look amazingly like her clone.” I joked.

He sighed. "Look, whoever you are, my name is Dusk Shine, and what name may I call you?"

"Rarity."

"Okay, Rarity, perhaps the two of us can figure this out together. The last thing I remember, was my friend Elusive, practicing a gender swapping spell for his date with a human female named Jessica."

"Wow, I was just doing the same thing, except for my date with a Jesse." I nervously replied.

Dusk shine paused to think for a minute.

"Hmmmm, tell me Rarity, exactly what you did, spell wise, so I can try to figure this out."

"I did exactly as my friend, Twilight told me to, and focused on bringing in a male Twi--"

"Aha, THAT'S IT, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!” Dusk Shine exclaimed in glee, as he cut me off mid sentence.

"What did I do wrong darling?"

"Rarity, we need to fix this fast. I don't want risk unbalancing our respective worlds, and I know just what to do."

Dusk Shine explained that my spell had worked, but instead of changing Twilight, it had instead teleported her male counterpart, and likely, Elusive made the same mistake.

"This will be tricky, because we must have to time the spell so that we don't end up with two ponies of different sexes in the same place."

"Wait, I have an idea, what if we count down from ten, and then I do the spell like you planned?"

Dusk Shine frowned for a minute. "How can you be sure the timing will be correct though?"

"Easy, we each think very similar to each other, so I would bet your Elusive is doing the exact same thing."

Dusk Shine smacked his chin. "Of course. Alright go ahead and cast the spell, after you count down."

I focused on the spell and held it as I counted down. "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, ZERO." I fired the spell at Dusk shine and just like Twilight, he was bathed in a thick blue aura.

*boom*

"Elusive, are you there?"

"Dusk Shine, did the spell not work?"

"Who...Rarity is that you? It's me, Twilight."

"Oh praise Celestia.” I cried "Is, Dusk shine, or anypony else beside you?"

Twilight felt around for a minute, "No, just me."

"Good.” I sighed with relief.

"PERHAPS THIS SPELL SHOULDN'T BE USED YET.” We said in unison.

We both laughed, it was kind of funny after all.

"Yeah, I am sorry, but that was just too risky, Rarity."

"No hurt feelings, I 'll try it out some other time. Besides, I have a few other tricks."

"Alright, well, I am going to look for Jesse and Rainbow ."

"Yes, do make sure Rainbow Dash has not done anything too rash with him." We waved good bye to each other, and I went back into my boutique to clean up the mess.

Twilight trotted around looking every which way for the two. "Oh, where could they be?” she wondered aloud.

She was just on the verge of giving up, when she spotted them way off in the middle of the old stadium.

She paused to admire the scene, as she looked at the cute picture in front of her.

Rainbow Dash was facing to the right, with her face towards Jesse, and her wings wrapping around him .

Both of them had smiles, and every so often, Jesse would move back, then Rainbow would pull him back towards her with her wings.

They looked so in love, so blissful, that Twilight almost thought against waking them up.

I don't remember her being so happy like this, at least...not after Soarin died.

Twilight gave a mild grin.

"I bet, Jesse, must be something special to have broken Rainbow Dash out of her depression like that." She said to no one under her breath. Slowly Twilight crept towards the two . When she was about a foot away, she she stepped on a twig, making a loud crunching sound beneath her hoof.

Jesse stirred, and looked at Twilight, as he rubbed the sleepiness out of his eyes.

"Wha...huh...Dusk Shine?"

Twilight froze. That was the name of her male counterpart from the other world, but how the hell did Jesse hear that word?

Jesse was now fully awake, and he took a better look at the panicked unicorn in front him."Twilight, what are you doing here?"

"I came to check up on you two, after all, you were both gone for the entire day, so I got worried."

"I can explain...see the-"

"Jesse, don't worry about it." I said in soothing voice, cutting him off.

Jesse, looked me and said, "I had the strangest dream a minute ago."

"What was it about?"

"You promised you will not laugh?"

"I promise, I will not laugh." I replied.

"Well...see, I dreamed that I was a woman, and was on date with Rainbow Dash, only she was a stallion, named Rainbow Blitz. It was so real. It was as if I was actually there, and I also saw you as a Stallion as well, named Dusk Shine. Twilight, after that dream, if I ever ask you, or any other mares for a BJ, just slap me on principal alone."

“I don't know, I may want to try that out sometime." I said while winking seductively at Jesse.

Jesse just puked over on the side opposite Rainbow's face. "Not funny, Twilight, I had to see that from a very nasty view in that dream."

Jesse went on to describe seeing Dusk Shine, and Elusive, practicing the gender swapping spell, along with the mix up.

"Wow, that's some dream." I said. Oh wow, I can't believe he saw that much in a dream.

"Okay, well, I’m up, so do you think you can help me either find my cloths, or help me get some new ones?"

"Sure. Uh...sorry, Jesse your clothes are in pieces." I said as I spotted them.

Jesse tried to get up, but Rainbow's tight grip over him prevented him from moving. Jesse leaned towards Dashes ear and begged her to let go.

"Uh...Jesse needs his body back now, so if you could just..."

"...No, that's my teddy bear, and I am not letting go of Mr.Fluffykinstein."

She started to painfully squeeze Jesse, uncomfortably close to her."

RAINBOW DASH, WAKE UP NOW, YOU ARE STARTING TO CRUSH ME!"

Rainbow Dash opened up her left eye, annoyed at being screamed at. "No need to be so lou..."

"Holy, Luna..." she said as let go of Jesse turning red. "Sorry, Jesse, I guess I don't know my own strength."

Jesse took big gasps of air, as he heavily panted. Once Jesse got enough air, he started to speak.

"Twilight, and Rainbow, listen VERY carefully to what I say next, and please...be honest. I have to know, why me, and why not someone else?"

I didn't know what to say, and neither did Rainbow. We silently stared at each other for a minute, and I racked my brain for something to say.

"Please, it's not that I am unappreciative, but I just have to know." Jesse begged.

"The free clothes, food, and so many other countless examples of generosity from not only you, but this entire town, why?”

“. I-it was a decree from Celestia."

"WHAT!?" Jesse screamed in disbelief. "Why would Cel-"

"Jesse, I will make you a deal,” Rainbow said, cutting him off, “if you finish dating Rarity, and Applejack, then can we talk more about this?"

"No, I want some DAMN answers, and I want them now”! He demanded.

"Okay, I can't keep quiet about this much longer." I exhaustingly sighed.

"Jesse, listen, you are right, there is a reason why we picked you up, and also, you are not a normal human."

"What are trying to say?"

"Jesse, PLEAASSSSE just trust us a little bit longer, and I Pinkie promise on my life, that I will tell you everything after your next date is over." Rainbow Dash cried.

Jesse thought for a minute and said, "Alright, you win Ladies, but right after my next date, then you will explain...deal?"

"DEAL." We both said.

"Now, where should I get some clothing from? A certain pony that I won't name...* cough * Dash, kind of tore off my former ones.”

"Why not just go back to Rarity’s? "

"Eh...sure why not. Thanks for the advice, Twilight." Jesse then walked towards Rarity's boutique, after we both explained where it was from he