Romance of the seven hearts

Although, I thought it was odd to be going on a date with a pony that I had until  recently watched on  a TV show, I couldn't help but start to think maybe this wasn't so bad.   She was kind of cute and all.  Wait, what's wrong you, she's  A PONY FOR GOD'S SAKE.

"Excuse me, are you alright?"

"Oh...sorry, just deep in thought."

Fluttershy frowned for a minute, until assured her that I was not planning anything malicious. I also begged her to not use "THE STARE" on me, to which she chuckled.

She explained that ‘the stare’ only affects either those with aggressive hearts, or those with dark hearts.

"How can you be sure of that?" I asked.

She then looked me DEEP in my eyes, with what appeared to be an angry glare.

"Fluttershy?"

"You see? The stare does  not affect you, because your intentions are as pure as one of my whittle bunnies."

We arrived at her cottage at last, and the fun really started.  There was a huge path of more flowers than I'd ever seen in my life, leading up to the entrance.  My mouth must have been hanging out for some time, because I felt a tapping on my left foot.

I looked down and saw a little bunny glancing at me, while moving his lips into a kissing motion.    I looked at it, confused as to what the bunny meant, and then the bunny smacked his forehead, and pointed to my right.  I glanced to my right to see fluttershy gathering flowers.

"Oh you want me to…?” I asked.

“Yes.” the bunny nodded in silence.

I walked over towards Fluttershy. "Hey, Fluttershy your bunny is..."

I didn't get a chance to finish my sentence, because the next thing I knew, all the had animals pushed the two of us together.

We locked lips with each other and stood there in a slow embracing kiss. When we finished, I saw all the animals had gathered around and were  "awwww-ing" at the moment.

The Bunny smiled and winked at me.

Embarrassed, I tried to walk away but, I felt a pair of hooves wrap around my neck and pull me back towards her "Ah don't be shy, Jesse."

"What? Wait, Flutterwhsfff mmm mmmmm mmm."

Before I could say a word, Fluttershy was pulling me towards her, as her tongue played in my mouth.  I tried to get her off of me, because this was freaking me out, but I couldn't because her grip was too strong to break.

Her tongue slid all over my mouth, as she was very eager to see what I tasted like...and she liked it.

She released one hoof and tried to slide the other one towards my pants.

I looked her in the eyes, and tried to show I REALLY didn't want that.

She eventually got the message I was uncomfortable, and released me.

"Oh my, did I do something wrong?"

"Well I  thought you were the shy one. What was all of that hot action about?"

Fluttershy blushed as she explained, that she had no clue what to do so she looked at some romantic stories to get an idea.

I asked her which ones she had read.

She then showed me her computer room and  I asked where it came from.

"Twilight, magick, and something involving quantum physics."

Ah, well let's see where you got your advice Fluttershy. My face went red when I saw the stories she had pulled up.

"Dash of Humanity 2: The Sexy Bits," and  in her next browser window was yet another clopfic, "Forced Pony Sex." I quietly put my hand over my face, so she couldn't see my face flush even redder.   "Uh...Fluttershy, these are not guides to dating humans."

She asked how that was possible, since they did involve human and pony love.

With much awkwardness, I then went to explain the difference between a clopfic and how love REALLY works.

Fluttershy turned her face down into her wings, as she realized just how badly she had messed up.

I can't do this I mean she's sweet but this is wrong on so many levels

"Uh...Fluttershy, if you don't mind, I might just take a quick walk around."

"su-s-sure."

I quietly slipped out through the front door, as I was very careful to not appear to be running away.  Don't know why, but I had the feeling her animal friends were watching me closely. When I thought I was far away enough I took off running.

Wherever you are you DAMN fox, I will find you.   I  am not sure how far I had gotten, but after a few minutes, I felt a strange breeze and then WHAM.  Something hit me hard and sent me flying backwards a good 30 feet.

  I slammed against a tree and fell down.     Whatever hit me, had done so hard enough, that I couldn't move a muscle, and I was pretty sure all my bones were broken.

I heard a faint voice.

"HEY PAL. Just what kind of trick do you think you are pulling on my friend, Fluttershy?"

" u-uhg...what?"

The source of the voice came closer, as I heard what sounded like hooves crunching up twigs, walked towards me.

A rainbow colored mane came into view.

"Rainboooow Dash?"

"Yeah, and I heard I am your favorite Pony."

"How the.... never mind."

She looked at me and frowned. "You know, that was kind of mean running away from Fluttershy. I mean do you have any idea how much you hurt her?"

"Rainbow Dash, please, listen to me and understand that I can't date any of you, because it's wrong."

"Why is it wrong? Are we not GOOD enough for you?!?!"

"No! It's just you are a different species, and that kind of thing just doesn't fly where I am from."

Rainbow Dash just looked at me and laughed.

"I must have missed the joke?"

She replied, "Why don't you take a look at your hand or should I say HOOF."

I turned my eyes towards my left hand and saw it was fine, so I sighed in relief. However, when I took a quick look at my right hand, I screamed.

There, instead of my hand was big brown horse shaped hoof, and it looked like it was spreading upward.

"What is this?! What have you done to ME?!"

"You just don't get it do you dude?" Rainbow Dash said.

"Huh?"

"You see, Jesse. The longer you are here, the more into a pony you shall become, and just an FYI: the dates will serve to accelerate the process."

"You mean this was the plan you guys had?"

Rainbow Dash nodded a yes, and said, "We all agreed you would make an excellent addition to Equestria.  Truth be told, my soon to be stallion friend. the only thing keeping you from instant transformation is  your magick energy ." "Heh, once that's gone, you will be all OURS."

"Yeah, well jokes on you then because when you hit me, I think you broke all my bones, because I can't move."

Rainbow Dash just giggled and proceeded to pick me up like I was but a child's toy.

She then flew me all the way back to Fluttershy's cottage, where I stared into the face of a very angry Fluttershy.

I felt myself shiver in fear.

"Jesse? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH YOU WORRIED ME!?"

"I-I"

"Oh just save it"

Rainbow Dash looked at me and said " Heh, sucks to be you. Well...later...and if you try to skip out on my date, you really will be SORRY."

I nodded as I realized that I really didn't have any choice now, and even if I tried to escape, then one of the other's would stop me.

Rainbow Dash then quickly opened up the door, and left.

Fluttershy walked over to me and shyly said, "Jesse. I don't know what I did wrong, but please whatever it is, help me to learn the right way of dating. Okay?"

"O-Okay Fluttershy."

Well, I better place you on the bed and take care of you for a while, she smiled.

"You'll be just like a whittle itty bitty baby." She laughed an evil laugh.

I sank back, as I couldn't do anything about what she said, and I likely had it coming for hurting her feelings.

All I could do was watch as she gently set me on the bed, and began to the process of treatment for my injuries.

She saw my worried look and explained that, Twilight had gotten her to study human anatomy " just in case."

"W-wha? How could you know?"

"Pinkie Pie's Pinkie sense told us you were in danger."

"You mean Rainbow Dash?"

"No. The Poison Joke flowers you would have run into."

I laughed, "Yes, because a minor joke effect is SO much better than broken bones."

Flutter shy looked at me with a very serious face as she spoke.

"No, it doesn't work the same way with humans. In fact, had you stepped into it, you would have died!"

"...................."

She explained that the flower effects different species, and that while the effects were minor on ponies, the effects were not so little on a human's body. "Jesse, I know, she may not have seemed like it, but Rainbow Dash wasn't trying to kill you. She was trying to save you.”

We continued to chat back and forth until I felt myself too tired to say anything else.

The bed felt so nice and warm. Fluttershy kissed me good night and wished me happy dreams.