Assassin in equestria

by Bowser

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Tragedy
Length: 1040

The ponys i need to kill are fluttershy. Apple jack. Twilight sparkle. Rarity. Rainbow dash. Fluttershy. Pinkie pie. If i choose to be friends with them my master sayed that he will kill me if i become friends with them.

My name is….. heh I don't even remember my own name. But what I do know is that i just assassinated princess cadence and the suceritty was heavy and it was allmost impossible to kill her and the ponys i need to kill now are twilight sparkle. Pinkie pie. Apple jack. Rarity. Fluttershy. And rainbow dash.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-23 18:23:58 UTC

Chapter 1: the dream

I am.....i don't even know who I am all i know is that i need to complete my job and my last stop is pony vile.

I think that it won't be easy concidering i just went through the crystal empire.

*pulls out list of pony's to kill reads it*

This wont be easy.

*time warp to 12:00Am*

Finally its time *reads list again*

First target [apple jack] i just hope she isn't too far away from the ever free forest.

*reads map with location of targets homes* wow I'm allmost thare.

*later at the barn 12:15Am*

*this is the place. Not a high bit place but whatever I just need to find her*

*after 2 empty rooms and 1 room with a red stallion*

*finnaly i found her! Now to do the job*

*pulls out dagger puts dagger over her heart*

*why am i sweating I've done this a thousand times before its just she's so pritty and.....* *sighs then covers moulth with hoof*

*OH NO* * waits a couple seconds* *phew now back to killing her* *brings the dagger to her throat and....* *I CANT DO IT* *drops dagger and makes loud clanging noise* *OH NO* *grabs dagger and try's to swiftly dive out the window into a bale of hay but gets caught in the window seal* *A.J wakes up and finds him*

who in tarnation are you?!

*OH NO NO NO NO*

*wakes up in a cold sweat and screams for a few secs but covers mouth with hoof*

It was just a dream *sighs*

Chapter 2: a new day

It was just a dream....just a dream.... But it felt so real.

Ok it's time to get to ponyvill.

*3:00Pm*

*stomach growls* *im hungry and im in ponyvill soo i think thare are some apple carts*

*3:15Pm* *FINNALY FOUND  AN APPLE CART!!!!!*

Ok I'll take 3 dozen apples.

ok that will be 30 bits.

Ok *hands over 30 bits to apple jack*

Thank you.

my pleasure.

*later that evening*

Man those apples were great!

*accidently bumps into pinkie pie*

Opps sorry....

ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh *gasps thin runs away*

Ummm o...k

*7:50Pm* *at home* man today wasn't eventfull at all.

*pulls out keys* i hope tomarrow will be more eventfull.

*puts key in keyhole and turns key* i just want to be asleep

*opens door* SUPRISE!!!!!!!

*heart stops for a split secont then relises what is going on*

What's the occasion for this party?

the occasion!?!?! Why you are a new pony in town!!!! Do you not like my party?

I like it its just i did not think that everypony would be here

dont be a silly-willy of course everypony is going to be at a equestria famous party planners party!!!!

*You know this place is nice.*

stop thinking about this place being nice and PARTY!!!

*man if only they knew they were going to be killed*

chapter 3: the contract

*after the party ended I looked in my mail box it read*

*deer Mr.alax we have received from one of our under cover agents that you are not killing and we wold like to inform you that no killing means no contract!!*

Oh man....

*checks list of pony's to kill [apple jack] pinkie pie (rarity)  (twilight sparkle) (rainbow dash) along with a map showing whare they live*

11:00Pm

First target fluttershy lets get this over with.

*enters the cottage and notices all of the animals living thare and decides it wood be best to use a toxic gas*

*gets from laundry room a bleach container and pours it out then swiftly but silently escapes the cottage out of the door and seals it with super fast Harding glue*

Thare its done.....

Time to head back to my place and sleep.

12:00Am

*back at the house*

Twilight sparkle. Rarity. Apple jack. Rainbow dash. Pinkie pie are all at his house when going twords home rainbow dash noticed him puting super fast harding glue on fluttershys door and gathered all the rest of the elements of harmony together and are waiting for him.

chapter 4

WHAT THE HAY DUDE why did you put super glue on her door!?!?

I am to asking the same question.

I think we all are and why????

.......

oh come on!!! Don't just leave us hanging.

WHY DID U DO IT WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

why did you do it!?!?

whats all the noise bout?

SCRATCHY!!

he put super glue on fluttershy's door!!

why??

*pulls out letter from earlier* I think I know why.

*later*

wow dude *turns around and notices he is not thare* GUYS!!!!

what?? * notices hes not thare* oh no

*3:00Am*

I don't want to kill eany  more *pulls out rope and ties it to tree branch*

I just want to be alone *pulls out stool*

I want to be dead *puts rope around neck and ties it then kicks the stool away and hangs himself*

he couldn't have gotten far rainbow I want you to gather the pegisi and search for him and the same to eatch of your kind we must find him!!

I want to help

I do as well

chapter 5

I....I can hear some one some pony I can hear beeping whare am I? And why does my neck hirt?

hes wakening up

hay dude how you feeling?

hello darling are you allright?

man you are one tuff sucker

um are you allright?.....eep!

First question whare am I?

you are in the ponyvill hospital.

the hospital? What did I do?

well... you tryed to hang yourself and we saved you.

Wow is that all?

no acculy you tryed to kill fluttershy with bleach and locking her up in her house

oh yea that. About that I'm sorry.

I forgive you but please try not to kill.

Ok and the suicide kind of explanes the sore neck.

*doctor walks in*

now lets take a look at our patient for today.

ok well we will just be going bye doc.

bye!

Bye

*later* *groans* its sooooooo booring being stuck in a hospital.

*knock on door* come in!

I have braught you some books that I think you will like!

Thanks twi

*blushes*  its nothing *kicks floor with hoof*

thanks again twi

byeee