Ask Button Mash

by ButtonMash

Call of Luna!

Previous Chapter

     As the brow colt and 3 fillies climbed the ladder, Diamond Tiara showed up. "Hey, Blank-"

     "Finish that scentence and see what happens..." Apple Bloom stared coldly.

     "-Fl-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHBHHHHBBBBHBBBHB" poof. Upon Entering the plot of Silver Spoon, she exploded. And everypony in Equestria saw it. And they cheered. Bravo AB, bravo. They walked triumphantly to Button's house, deciding playing Mareo-Cart 8 was a good idea. It really, really wasn't. They held their heads high. But Luna was higher, so they did notice her. Seems like something that makes them look rude. Luna haaaaaaaaaaaates that.

     "BUTTON MASH. WE DECLARE A DUEL!" The royal princess states, royal Canterlot voice and all. Well, Button certainly knew she meant business.

Best princess challenges you. Be ready. -DiscordedSheepcityUSA. Button gulped. Luna looked at the blue box appearing, poked it, and then decided it was nothing of importance. "We shall battle on our terms, anything goes!" Luna said, striking fear into the hearts of fillies, like back at halloween. Quickly, Button looked brave and stood in-between Luna and the terrified fillies. One, he wanted to impress Sweetie, but two, he figured it may save his backside if he acted brave. Or get it even farther disconnected, he didn't know.

"What are the games?" Button stared, though couldn't put on the perfect death stare, mainly because Luna was giving one back.

"The three you "Wiped the floor with me" in, fool. Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and of course, Gmod Murder, where your little pony friends can join in as well." She replied. She was cold (not cool, cold) and collected. Button had to fight the urge to surrender. They walked into the house, Luna in back.

"Hey Sweetie, how are you gu-" Love Tap froze as their was a princess within the group of 5. Jeez, since when is Button capable of being social enough for a PRINCESS? Love thought to herself. Back to cooking hay-fries, but added double in case their other guest would be hungry.

"We declare Murder first!" Luna yelled as she pulled an entire pro setup form her saddlebags. she managed to fix it on the other side of the upstairs living room, and booted up Gmod. They were friends on Steam, but only because they were at each other's throats constantly. Soon, the entire gang was set up.

Sweetie, it would be uber funny if you cosplayed as one of his favorite characters during the game! DJ-Col7. "Maybe once he goes over to my house sometime, I'll surprise him! Wait, actually, I'll just sneak in a mod real quick." Sweetie replied, whispering so no-one else would hear. the game started up, and everything was set.

You are a ________

Who will you cosplay as, Sweetie? I have so many ideas! Samus, Zelda, Yuna, the list is endless! DiscordedSheepcityUSA. "I picked a Zelda player model, I wonder if Button will notice." Sweetie answered. Luna turned a corner, and saw a Zelda named Sierra. Your mine! Luna thought, and- "AAAAAAAAEEEEEEEHHHHHH!" Sweetie shrieked. All three of the young ones turned around to see Sweetie on the floor in a ball. Button swore revenge. Unluckily for Luna, he had a gun. turning a corner and shooting red Romeo was easy.

"WHATTHEHECKHOWWHEREWHY!??!?!?" Scootaloo yelled as her and Button's vision went dark.

"DANGIT!" Button yelled. He was quickly backstabbed, and therefore ending the round.

Not yet. "Surprise."

Luna saw the 'Bystanders Win!' screen as AB picked up the gun, shot her in the back of her turning head. "Hmph, you win this round, but this is not yet over!" Luna shouted. Next, Minecraft. It was Luna and Apple Bloom (She demanded her for some reason) versus Button, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The first to the Nether wins.

Button, ever try to revive Aerith in FFVII? Lord Of Nothing. Instantly, Button just looked at the box. You could see the small portion of blue in his eyes as we all, as gamers, see Sephiroth backstab her, right in the spine, bloodless, and therefore paralyzing her, but as the sword was pulled out, red started to show and spread on her shirt. That moment had hurt his soul. It was the most and least expected death in gaming all in one. While Button was there paralyzed, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo got them a house.

One Hour Later

The obsidian in place, Button looked at his creation. Then they realized the problem. "Uhh, guys? Where is the flint and steel?" Button questioned. It took only a moment to realize that they didn't have one, and that Luna was lighting the portal as they spoke. however, miracles never cease to amaze us. In the nether, the portal Luna came out of had a Ghast nearby blasted her back in before the chunks loaded. however, the blast affected the two portals on the other side. Their portal lit. "...Oh hey, it's lit." He finished. They walked through, proud of their effort. "We won, Luna! 2/3! even if  you beat us in TF2, we still win!" Button exclaimed. That hit Luna right where it needed to. She had lost. Again.

".... Clever..... I guess so. Congratulations, Button Mash. You are considered: Best gamer in Equestria." Luna admitted. Even though she lost the title, she was still decent friends with him. "Now, what kind of food has your mother prepared for thee?"

Over dinner of hay fries, they decide to have an after party at Sweetie Belle's place, Luna included. So, the look on Rarity's face when 4 widely grinning kids and a smirking princess. ".... Why hello Princess Luna, whatever may you be doing here?" Rarity said, somehow saying it with her jaw dropped all the while, and bowing.

"We have come here to celebrate video games! For it is a time of joy, Rarity!"