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One day in the Land of Equestria..

Rainbow Dash was desperate. She was horny, and nopony was there to please her needs. Therefore she searched for her friend Twilight in the libary. She needed a book about masturbation. Suddenly Spike appeared.

"Oh Rainbow Dash" he said, "what big ears you have".

"The better to hear you with" was the reply.

"But, Rainbow Dash, what big eyes you have".

"The better to see you with, my dear".

"And why is there straw on the floor?"

"Why do you wear a mask?"

"Well... Let's have sex!" (Porn Logic FTW)

Spike wanted to undress, but he was already naked. They fucked all night long. Rainbow Dash can do it, she can do it all night.
She puts her body right into it and she can do it alright. Spike punched his big dragon cock in Rainbow Dash's ass and shoved his spiky tail through Rainbow Dash's throat, creating the greatest orgasm he ever had.

9 months later...

Rainbow Dash had bad news. A dragon with wings was born, or a pony with scales and two crippled penises. Spike was speachless. It was his son.

Rainbow Dash said: "Show me what you got!", so he fucked him hard in the ass. It wasn't his son or his daughter. Twilight disliked that and forced spike to fuck her hard. The mutant baby flew through Ponyville and fucked everything that moved.

Nine months later...

When Fluttershy came, the others had already come. Afterwards the baby died in anguish but satisfied. Equestria was full of haters. Eight years later there were dragon mutants everywhere having a continous orgy. Especially with each other, which caused more crippled incest births. They had 12 penises and 3 vaginas in their faces. Instead of gentials they had tentacle monsters. But thats was totally ok. Everyone who wasn't able to fuck, where injected into various pleasure holes with their whole body.

Their queen was Fluttershy, who cared loving for their genitals. Fluttershy was so worn out that she could take 150 penises at once. In her nose.

Four years after the incident Equestria was full of mutant cripple dragons. They fucked everypony to death.

The only solution was to fuck them all. Celestia had to do something: To fuck them.

And so, the great fucker Dohvakiin, who had 3 personalities, came. After he was cheated on by Luna, he became someone else. He became the mutant cripple dragon fucker.

With one FUCK ROH DAH he satisfied all dragons. They had a so intense orgasm that they died. Dohvakiin ate her organs, drank their blood and fucked their corpses.

Suddenly Son Goku and Vegeta came into the world and Darth Vader the 4th tried to stop them while he jumped on them and screamed "DEMACIA". But they where to powerful. They used their chaos Emeralds.. eh the power of the super Saiyahjins and they became super Gogeta, who nearly killed Darth Vader the 4th. But Darth Vader had a plan. The robot penis of death! He defeated both and the story continued.

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Dohvakiin was chosen as the saviour of Equestria. And the necrophiliac of the year 2012. Celestia was so happy, that she fucked him. She sticked her horn in his nose.

She fucked him so hard, like he was never fucked before. But he didn't survived this fuck. Although it was very pleasuring.
He exploded and a dark sex void appeared. It sucked everything. Particularly penises.

Celestia thought: *hehe* "sucked" and died.

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Suddenly Applejack came out of her barn and tought: "Mh, I could really use a coconut now!" and levitated in the jordan. Where she divided orange juice.

Like morning dew the blood of the dead bodies layed on the scenery and the rising sun tainted the country in a dark red. The last survivor Pinkie Pie stood lonely on a hill near the destroyed city and looked in the distance.

One last thought bothered her... so she fucked and died.