A Night At The TARDIS

The Doctor then rolled off of Derpy, the cold, hard, metal floor bringing even harder shivers down his body, yet again, adding to the vibrations of the intercourse. The Doctor waved his sonic screwdriver around, buzzing it, and the vibrations stopped, making Derpy spill all of her juices all over the floor. "Oh... That... Was... AMAZING!!" said the Doctor, between deep, labored breaths

"'amazing'... isn't... the word... for it" said Derpy, a big, grey and blonde, melting, gelatinous mass of orgasm on the floor,

the Doctor then asked "How... on Earth... Is Your Body... Losing... shape like that?" between more heavy breathing. Then something caught the Doctor's nose, he sniffed loudly, "Wait...Do you smell that?" he asked as Derpy had just passed out on the floor, snoring loudly. so he then turned down the volume of his sonic screwdriver to locate the source of this strange scent, so he doesn't wake Derpy. It leads him to the chest-of-drawers next to the bed, he takes out all of the towels, washcloths and toiletries and discovers a small foal-Like flower with the cutest face one has ever seen, sucking it's leaf-like limb as if it were a hoof.

"So You are the cause of all this?" said the Doctor quietly, because the smell was that of various hormones and pheromones, ones that usually lead to sexual activity.

As Derpy slowly woke up and came to her senses she said "hello love" she said quietly as she saw the Doctor standing next to the bed, obviously talking to something,

"You've Been Here For HOW Long?!" the Doctor whisper-shouted, the flower made a small whining noise like that of a newborn puppy, "Oh, I see, yes, yes... so you've been hibernating waiting for something to come in..." the plant-animal thing whined again cutting him off, "Feeding Off Of Their Sex-Drive?!" the Doctor yelled in shock and disgust,

Then Derpy walked over to him and asked "who are you talking to Doctor?", then without warning, the Doctor, looked at Derpy, and fainted. Derpy, left exhausted, dazed, and confused, saw the flower-animal-alien thing and gave the most adoring squeal as if her heart exploded, thrice "It Is SOOO ADORABLE!!!" she screamed as she picked the thing up like a baby and spun around with it, smacking the Doctor back down into unconsciousness when he tried to get back up, parasprites orbiting his head as a large, poison-ivy like rash appears with a bump on his head, starting look like a wobbly, fleshy unicorn horn. Derpy, now holding the alien like a teddy-Ursa, started to blush at her mistake.

The Doctor woke up again, and came to his senses, he was lying in bed, his head throbbing, and his stallionhood sore, he got up anyway, wobbly, to find Derpy in the main control room, playing with the alien flower creature "What... On earth... Are You... Doing, Mrs. Derpy?" the Doctor asked in confusion,

"Well I found this thing you got me, or at least I Think you got me, after you fainted, and it Is The cutest thing I have Ever Seen! By the way, what is it?"

"'Parum Pudici Floris' lit'rally meaning 'sexy flower'" said the doctor, "it is both, yet neither a plant and/or animal, that feeds off of love, lust and/or sex-drive, but trust me, its not the weirdest thing I've encountered, heck, I've encountered an alien Minotaur that feeds off of faith for goodness sakes!" he said with a bubbly attitude, "But I do miss that couple though" he said almost under his breath, but just enough for Derpy to hear him, a gold-sparkled tear appearing out of the corner of his eye.

"Doctor, are you crying? I've never seen You Cry before" the bubbly mare said, confused

"what? Oh this? Its Nothing really, just a little nostalgia, that's all." he said with a weak-happy tone in his voice. "so what should we do with this then?" asked the Doctor, pondering the options,

Derpy then responded "why not keep him?"

"'Keep It'? We Don't Even Know Where It Came From! You Cant Just Find Random Things Off The Ground And Just 'Keep Them' That's Ridiculous!" the Doctor said with slight hostility "Oh I Wish I Had Some Butter Right Now." he said calmly, yet still upset, "Besides, If we do keep it, how do we keep it from seducing other peop-- erm --ponies?" he said

"Well, We can just leave it in one of the many rooms you don't seem to be using", she said holding the creature up to her face, cuddling it, "We could use it every week-or-so" she said with a cute tone of voice.

The Doctor then agreed, they kept it in a room with lots of comfortable space, looking much like the back yard to a mansion, but without the grass, and sky, and like Derpy said, they used it Every Week...