A Night At The TARDIS

by Desert Tortoise 22

Rating: mature
Tags: Doctor Whooves, Romance, Comedy, Derpy Hooves, Crossover, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 3025

The Doctor is showing his new companion Derpy around the TARDIS, but something is off when they are both suddenly turned on

The Doctor is showing his new companion Derpy around the TARDIS, but something is off when they are both suddenly turned on and, like always with the Doctor, there Is a scientific, and maybe emotional, explanation for the sudden change in behaviour.

Is it Love? Maybe Lust? or is it just a psychological chemical imbalance?
find out in:
A Night At The TARDIS

Published 2014-06-29 09:40:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-29 09:40:05 UTC

Getting Situated

Author's Note

before reading, please notice: This is my Very FIRST Fanfic, Ever, so I am in desperate need of Constructive criticism. so if you end up disliking it, please explain why, and what I can do to fix it, and I will see what I can do.

Getting Situated

This was a normal day at the TARDIS, a strange new world has been discovered, a new acquaintance made, and a strange enemy defeated. "Yep! Just another day at the office!" said a jubilant, light-brown earth pony stallion with a brown mane, who branded an hourglass cutie mark, as he pointed towards an awkwardly placed set of cubicles deep within the TARDIS. This pony is known as "The Doctor". Nopony knows exactly where The Doctor came from, only that he lives in a seemingly small "blue box", which he calls "the TARDIS" short for "Time And Relative Dimension In Space", a time-machine, if you will, that every pony who has been inside had said was "Bigger on the inside, than it is on the out". The stallion was speaking to a grey-coated, blond-maned Pegasus mare, who branded a cutie mark of bubbles, also with beautiful, amber colored eyes that faced opposite directions of each-other, this one is "Ditzy Doo" otherwise known as "Derpy Hooves" because of her adorable, yet clumsy nature.

"Why do you have cubicles in here? It's not like you have anything to do in them, right?" asked the Pegasus with a humorous tone.

"Nah! It's just for aesthetics. Looks funny though, dun'nit?" "ANNYWAY! Let Us Continue, Shall We?" he exclaimed as he leaped across the hall, leading her to the next room.

"This Is The main Kitchen!" the Doctor said "I lit'rally do have everything in here" he stated almost under his breath, as him and Derpy looked upon a vast room with all the usual appliances for a factory, or maybe, industrial-sized kitchen, let alone a normal home-sized one. The pair was walking down another corridor as the Doctor lead the way to another room which yielded a queen-sized bed, the usual assortment of dressers and drawers, as well as an immensely large walk-in closet that might actually fit a whole other TARDIS, and then some. "this is our guest room, usually the room my companions would choose to live in when they travel around with me" "Only heavens knows why" he spoke under his breath again. Derpy, on the other hoof, was mesmerized by the immensity of the rooms she went into, the Doctor's words either going straight over her head or into one ear and out the other, her mouth gaping wide open as she felt the bedspread.

"It's so soft, I can't even feel it" she thought out loud, she quickly put her hoof over her mouth as she had just realized it, her cheeks beginning to flush a deep reddish tint.

Things Heat Up

After touring most of the TARDIS after a terrifying therefore tiring adventure, the Doctor showed Derpy back to her room, the guest room, because it was deep within the TARDIS and beyond many twists and turns through the Universe-of-a-vessel. "Thanks Doctor." she said jubilantly, "For the tour" she said "I especially liked the movie theatre and the bowling alley" she said with a giggle.

"Oh You liked that, eh? then wait 'till you see the Foot-- oh hehe --I mean, er, ahem, Hoof-ball, field I have!", he said, following a slight squee "I guess I will see you tomorrow!" as he jumped away again.

Derpy suddenly stopped him in his tracks, saying "No, Doctor, wait!"

"Yessss, Mrs. Derpy?" he added as he casually walked back in.

"I was wondering if you could get me a teensy-little glass of water. please?" she asked nicely,

"Right On It Mrs. Derpy!" he yelled, dashing off deep within the TARDIS.

Derpy waited for about 15 minutes before the Doctor came back with the water. The Doctor came prancing in, and then tripped right outside of the room, splashing the water all over his mane. He then swished his mane around in a sexy sort of fashion and suddenly, Derpy was starstruck, in her eyes, he was the most beautiful thing in the TARDIS. "I Am Terribly Sorry About Your Water, shall I get You another?" the Doctor's voice echoed seductively in Derpy's head,

"What? Oh, no I'm fine, I guess I'm not really that thirsty anyway" she said as she came to her senses ending the statement with with a wink,

"Oh... Well Okay then, anything else I can help You with before bed Mrs. Derpy?" he asked,

"Oh... yeah" she said slowly "Can you come and... Sleep... with me? I don't want to be alone, it can get cold at night."

"Okay, I guess That's a fair enough reason" he said. "GERONIMO!" he yelled as he cannonballed into bed, Derpy giggling as he covered himself and Derpy in the blankets, then they dozed off into a deep sleep.

The Doctor woke up not much longer to a slight wetness down by his waist, he then noticed it was coming from Derpy, he got up slowly as to not wake her up, to go and get a towel, when he noticed a slight "stiffness" while watching the mare sleep. he slowly trots around the bed to get into the chest-of-drawers on Derpy's side, where the towels are. As he walked slowly around the bed he noticed Derpy starting to stir, she then opened her eyes slowly while stretching, making a soft moaning noise. "Hey there" the grey Pegasus said, yawning "what's up Doc?"

"I'm getting a towel for your little, erm, 'mess' right there" he said quietly, yet nervously. She looked at him in confusion, as if she didn't know what he was talking about, then it came to her, she looked around in surprise then looked under the covers. She Was Soaked in bodily fluids,

"OH, Dear Goddesses, I AM So Sorry!! I Don't Know What Went Wrong!" She yelled, snatching the towel from the Doctor's hooves, blushing profusely, attempting to clean the mess herself.

"It's Okay, It happens to everybo-- I mean erm -- every-Pony every once in a while" said the Doctor, "I really need to work on pony grammar and pony-type puns" the stallion thought to himself. Suddenly, Derpy was struck with ecstasy as she noticed the Doctor's semi-erect member, she knew he was feeling the same way, whether he knew it or not.

"Erm, Derpy? Are You alright?" the doctor asked, the mare staring into him, seductively, "You look all sweaty, and I know the difference between that and vaginal fluids." he said,

the grey mare simply replied "Oh Yes, I am Perfectly fine" she said as she batted her eyes at him even more seductively. He pulled out his Sonic Screwdriver, a device that can control pretty much anything, and tell anything about everything, with the touch of a button,

as he buzzed and waved it in front of the horny mare he then exclaimed "Your Readings Are Off The Charts!! Dopamine, Norepinephrine, Oxytocin, Estrogen... You Are Hitting on me, aren't You?!"

the grey Pegasus then replied "Maybe, Maybe not... Wanna find out... 'Doctor'?" she said, as she slowly stood on top of the bed, moving slowly towards the Doctor, reaching for his time rod, her sex soaking with anticipation,

"Well, I do have a way with ladies, but..." the Doctor thought to himself, his hard-on getting harder "I'd love to, but I-- erm --well I-- ahem --well, you know I've traveled an entire universe, and in those travels, I-- erm, ahem --had similar experiences with females of many different species, and-- ahem --I am-- er --immune to pretty much anything, so I-- erm --don't really-- ahem --know if I have anything that might be-- ahem --life-threatening to you, or not" he said quite nervously, backing up quickly. Derpy then slowly stepped off the bed, as seductively as possible.

"well then 'Doctor'... why don't you give me a little... 'vaccination'?" she said very seductively, again, reaching for his now fully erect penis.

The Doctor opened his muzzle in protest, but Derpy put a hoof in his mouth and began slowly licking his time rod. She swirled her long tongue around his long, warm, hard shaft, then the Time-Lord earth-pony started moaning with pleasure, running his hooves through Derpy's mane "weu wike lat?... thocthor? she said with his cock in her mouth, the raw vibrations of her voice, plus her heavy breathing, making it even more satisfying,

he simply whispered "Ohh... Ohhh... Oh Yesss!" in between short labored breaths, his dick quivering with pleasure, he slowly moved to lay on the cold, hard, metal floor, Derpy compensating to do the same, as the Doctor turned himself around, his member at the center of rotation, as to not remove it from his lover's soft, warm mouth, the cold, hard, metal floor bringing pleasuring chills down his body, he started licking her now soaking clit, swirling his tongue around its lips, he noticed how it began to quiver, just waiting for his member, so he stiffened his tongue and moved it forward, and back, in perfect sync with the contractions of her glistening, wet, vagina. she began to moan softly, while starting to suck ever so faster, "I Knell leu like lat... ny thleet conpanlon..." he said with his tongue sticking out into her now vibrating caverns.

Derpy then replied "Olh... Olhh... yeth" as she felt the Doctor's long, hard, succulent shaft start to reach the back of her throat, each breath they took added even more excitement, the ecstasy making it easy to negate her gag reflex, as Derpy moaned, her soft, sticky, glistening, uvula started to tap the tip of the Doctor's pulsating stallionhood.

"Olh... I'n... Aboult... Aboult Tho..." "Ahhh, lath good" he said as he shot his Time-Lord-y seed deep within the Pegasus' mouth.

It was sweeter than any other cum that she had ever tasted in her life, she held in as much cum as she possibly could and then took a deep, labored gulp, as she felt the Doctor's hot, sticky, juices flow down her esophagus and into the depths of her stomach, adding to the ecstasy as she said "Ne... Ne... thoo" between deep, labored breaths, right before releasing her own juices upon the Doctor's face, as he lapped up as much as he could, he then started to moan, the sound of which made the juices come ever faster. It started to trickle down his chin, he chuckled at this because he was very ticklish. When the flood stopped, he pulled his muzzle out of her nether caverns, making a wet "pop" as he exited, then Derpy removed the doctor's time rod from her mouth, sucking the rest of the cum, ending with a similar "pop", a string of cum and saliva connected her lips to his vibrating member for a second or two, and then snapped away. She ended the course with a lick or two down his upside-down shaft to his other sex organs which was a very interesting experience, because, as well as having Two hearts, the Doctor also has three, (yes 3) testicles. "That must be why it tasted so sweet." she thought to herself, Her soft licking filled the Doctor with ecstasy as his stallionhood pulsated again streaming warm, sticky cum down her neck, now making her giggle.

Derpy then got off of the Doctor and situated herself face-to-face with him, giving him the biggest, wettest kiss, as her tongue swirled around his, feeling the crevices of this uncharted territory, his had done the same, with the taste of their own cum in the other's mouth it filled them with excitement yet again. Derpy then grabbed the Doctor by the green tie he was wearing and brought him on top of her for another kiss. Derpy then grabbed the Doctor by the flanks and brought his quivering penis down into her pulsating vagina, the Doctor forgetting his argument prior, just as his cock was about to soften. His once again fully-erect member had deeply explored the crevices of her quivering sex, the Doctor started to follow along, moving his hips up, and down, as well as back, and forth, being sure to rub against her pink, juicy cavern walls, then, the Doctor had a sudden idea, he brought up the sonic screwdriver, and buzzed it around her plot, "what?... What are you--?" Derpy asked, breathing heavily, her flanks had started to ripple, amplifying the pleasure of both of the Doctor and Derpy's sex organs, as he used it on himself just after. The time-crossed lovers embraced each other in their hooves, the rippling getting more intense as both cutie marks danced from side to side in seemingly perfect harmony with each other and the movements of the ponies' flanks. the ripples started spreading to the Doctor's vibrating stallionhood and therefore Derpy's depths.

"Ahh!... I'm... I'm... Cumming!..." "Ohh..., Ohhhh..., OHHH, YESS!" the Doctor screamed, as did Derpy, as he let out string after string of Time-Lord-y semen into the depths of Derpy's now vibrating love-cavern, increasing the intensity of the ripples, which are now spasmodic, and orgasmic vibrations, in both partners.

Past The Climax

The Doctor then rolled off of Derpy, the cold, hard, metal floor bringing even harder shivers down his body, yet again, adding to the vibrations of the intercourse. The Doctor waved his sonic screwdriver around, buzzing it, and the vibrations stopped, making Derpy spill all of her juices all over the floor. "Oh... That... Was... AMAZING!!" said the Doctor, between deep, labored breaths

"'amazing'... isn't... the word... for it" said Derpy, a big, grey and blonde, melting, gelatinous mass of orgasm on the floor,

the Doctor then asked "How... on Earth... Is Your Body... Losing... shape like that?" between more heavy breathing. Then something caught the Doctor's nose, he sniffed loudly, "Wait...Do you smell that?" he asked as Derpy had just passed out on the floor, snoring loudly. so he then turned down the volume of his sonic screwdriver to locate the source of this strange scent, so he doesn't wake Derpy. It leads him to the chest-of-drawers next to the bed, he takes out all of the towels, washcloths and toiletries and discovers a small foal-Like flower with the cutest face one has ever seen, sucking it's leaf-like limb as if it were a hoof.

"So You are the cause of all this?" said the Doctor quietly, because the smell was that of various hormones and pheromones, ones that usually lead to sexual activity.

As Derpy slowly woke up and came to her senses she said "hello love" she said quietly as she saw the Doctor standing next to the bed, obviously talking to something,

"You've Been Here For HOW Long?!" the Doctor whisper-shouted, the flower made a small whining noise like that of a newborn puppy, "Oh, I see, yes, yes... so you've been hibernating waiting for something to come in..." the plant-animal thing whined again cutting him off, "Feeding Off Of Their Sex-Drive?!" the Doctor yelled in shock and disgust,

Then Derpy walked over to him and asked "who are you talking to Doctor?", then without warning, the Doctor, looked at Derpy, and fainted. Derpy, left exhausted, dazed, and confused, saw the flower-animal-alien thing and gave the most adoring squeal as if her heart exploded, thrice "It Is SOOO ADORABLE!!!" she screamed as she picked the thing up like a baby and spun around with it, smacking the Doctor back down into unconsciousness when he tried to get back up, parasprites orbiting his head as a large, poison-ivy like rash appears with a bump on his head, starting look like a wobbly, fleshy unicorn horn. Derpy, now holding the alien like a teddy-Ursa, started to blush at her mistake.

The Doctor woke up again, and came to his senses, he was lying in bed, his head throbbing, and his stallionhood sore, he got up anyway, wobbly, to find Derpy in the main control room, playing with the alien flower creature "What... On earth... Are You... Doing, Mrs. Derpy?" the Doctor asked in confusion,

"Well I found this thing you got me, or at least I Think you got me, after you fainted, and it Is The cutest thing I have Ever Seen! By the way, what is it?"

"'Parum Pudici Floris' lit'rally meaning 'sexy flower'" said the doctor, "it is both, yet neither a plant and/or animal, that feeds off of love, lust and/or sex-drive, but trust me, its not the weirdest thing I've encountered, heck, I've encountered an alien Minotaur that feeds off of faith for goodness sakes!" he said with a bubbly attitude, "But I do miss that couple though" he said almost under his breath, but just enough for Derpy to hear him, a gold-sparkled tear appearing out of the corner of his eye.

"Doctor, are you crying? I've never seen You Cry before" the bubbly mare said, confused

"what? Oh this? Its Nothing really, just a little nostalgia, that's all." he said with a weak-happy tone in his voice. "so what should we do with this then?" asked the Doctor, pondering the options,

Derpy then responded "why not keep him?"

"'Keep It'? We Don't Even Know Where It Came From! You Cant Just Find Random Things Off The Ground And Just 'Keep Them' That's Ridiculous!" the Doctor said with slight hostility "Oh I Wish I Had Some Butter Right Now." he said calmly, yet still upset, "Besides, If we do keep it, how do we keep it from seducing other peop-- erm --ponies?" he said

"Well, We can just leave it in one of the many rooms you don't seem to be using", she said holding the creature up to her face, cuddling it, "We could use it every week-or-so" she said with a cute tone of voice.

The Doctor then agreed, they kept it in a room with lots of comfortable space, looking much like the back yard to a mansion, but without the grass, and sky, and like Derpy said, they used it Every Week...