THE LYNCH KING

Once upon a time... a long... very long time ago... Dis' be a nigga... a black nigga to be exact. He needed his daily dose of watermelon, which was supplied by the nearby town of Ponyville. How it came to this, the answer is unknown. He made a pact with Princess Celestia and decided that he shall be the one nigga, the one main nigga that will rule all of the waterlmelons.

He fucked bitches, got stacks.