THE LYNCH KING

by TimmayIsHawt

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Human
Length: 80

ONE DAY IN PONYVILLE, A LITTLE BLACK NIGERIAN WANTED TO STEAL WATERMELON FROM ALL THE RESIDENTS OF PONYVILLE. TO DO THIS, HE FORMED AN ALLEGIANCE WITH BASED GOD. THE BLACK NIGERIAN REALIZED THAT THE RESIDENTS OF PONYVILLE BEGAN TO CONSUME THE WORLD'S VAST COLLECTION OF WATERMELON AND WANTED REVENEGE.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-23 05:25:56 UTC

THE AWAKENING

Once upon a time... a long... very long time ago... Dis' be a nigga... a black nigga to be exact. He needed his daily dose of watermelon, which was supplied by the nearby town of Ponyville. How it came to this, the answer is unknown. He made a pact with Princess Celestia and decided that he shall be the one nigga, the one main nigga that will rule all of the waterlmelons.

He fucked bitches, got stacks.