"A Sticky Situation" or "Shining Armor's Got the Magic Stick!"

The story of Shining Armor, Soarin, and Spitfire after a night of heavy drinking

Soarin, after a night out drinking with Shining Armor, Spitfire, and a few others of the Wonderbolt crew, awakens to find himself somewhere warm, tight and wet. He's not sure how he got there, or where exactly 'there' was, but he'll certainly find out soon enough.

Partly edited by Dartrunner, since he's been a bit tied up with IRL things.