"My tea is wrecked again?!"

The motorcar stopped in front of the main gate of Canterlot Castle. I exited the machine after instructing Ophiuchus to pick me up at the same place, and then trotted up to the guards. They gave me one look and nodded. After passing through the gates, I asked to see Shining Armor. A few minutes later, he was walking up to me, a puzzled look on his face. He stopped and removed his helmet.

"Wait, who are you again?" he asked.

"Merely the most successful tea merchant in the world," I replied. "Of course, I surmise that you do not drink tea. Putting that aside, I want you to go on a quest with me. That is, if you don't have any previously estab