Literally the Worst Story Ever

by Super Trampoline

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Dark
Length: 921

Lucky Clover's purposely bad entry into the 22nd annual Ponyville Story Write-Off. The X-rated part of "Lucky Clover Tries to Write Literally the Worst Story Ever"

Lucky Clover's purposely bad entry into the 22nd annual Ponyville Story Write-Off. The X-rated part of Lucky Clover Tries to Write Literally the Worst Story Ever

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-24 04:35:20 UTC

Chapter 1

Once Twilight ate a big peice aos shit and it tasted weally good and well fuck she ate shit and woe that must eally suck but she did it cause she was hungr and it was the onle food in the friderarateror and yu know taht s why she did it cause she was hungry an i like twilight she, ,e is a prniccess, and prin#$ cesses are cool and ot and thatw s funny and i like he  a lot and god she so pretty twiling t marr&&&& y meeee plesase good a i want to fu.t yo e in te cunt and o h ytea h I have a librarrry pwler bok i ow that lot money too and it gets late feces but i don't car cause twi likes feces and eating shit and oh i sh%5ould put a comma here huh I mean fuck a period like twilight got he r . the pther dayt and good it is really horses dont have vaginal blood letting they have heat goddess dammit author . you high as fuck or shit and well troll this story shits fuck and twilight will see tois and have NO CHOICE but to award me me me me me $%@ the best storrEE award and gee you can barely read it but hahaha I'm just gonna tipe random shit and not correct my mistakes and write rwally quikely and there sno thing you mca n do about it and I cna rambe on and on and on and write without looking and jeeze daring due thinks rwrinting with a two button typewriter is hard she sould try writing with your mouth closed and your eyes coloesdt and youre legs cloesed too you little slut so anyway i should probably think put a parafreagh break there are something but no fuck it theis is gonn a be trhe wors t stroyy ever and it needs to bes seummer bad yet still tell a story.

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so twilight who i judging this contest sucks really bad and i like her and i want my story which i must remind you i am writning eyes closed is gonna loze and i can break m y lucky streak bwahahahah.

Twilight likes shit, because freud said so or some assfaggotry like that and well fuck that. Them zebras say was up my xigger and well

Twilight wnats to eat the biggest shit in the world but it turns out that is Bono from that one shitty irihs band or myabe they are prnche or Faustrian or Germane or Prussian or something and yeah so rainbow sash dropse a huge load and it drops in the branches of ponyville gonled totes library becasue pegasi don't give a fyling fuck about wher e they shit and rainbow fucking dorps it in the branchses of the dun as  tree and 0303 lauren faust is a peice of shit and man its funn drowning fillies and burning books and mand the sit suckease and hardly wqer n makes mucs senww s ans ty mreo

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Run run run awayt to eth the watchtower where time is ticking and vinyl scratch got abused as a child that's why she wears glases to hide scars around her eyes. and eye sockets are best for spooning out with a spoon and then they are blind bwahahaha. cum inside Rainbow DashI cum inside Rainbow DashI cum inside Rainbow DashI cum inside Rainbow DashI cum inside Rainbow DashI cum inside Rainbow DashI cum inside Rainbow DashI cum inside Rainbow Dash And so one you get the point a nd i 'l l garretes her i 'll take a rope around her neck and joke her while i impale her belly with ma shaft and fuck and rape her till she cant breath and is a liefe less corpse and then i'll doo the same thing in the ass of futaloo and nit e roe

And pinkie pie will get cut up into thirds and then i 'll fuck her air hole and fill her lungs with lighter fluid and the n set her on fire

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