SplashyHorse

“I will fly to Sweden- I will fly all the way to Sweden, Karl, and I will cut your god damn eyes out.”

Splashy’s ears perked at the sound of her husband, likely talking with one of his human friends. Splashy had just finished her race with SpeedHorse, which had been a tie, and decided to return home for a quick rest before going back to the splashing pool. However with her fiance home, she figured she might as well vent to him a little.

Splashy nudged open the front door and made her way to the computer room. Sitting in front of the computer was her fiance, JHaller. He seemed to be playing one of his games, as was usual, and responding to endless waves of text that kept popping up in a little box on the computer. Splashy watched in wonder at the strange display for several moments before remembering why she had come into the computer room. Splashy coughed gently, causing JHaller to jump and turn his head towards her.

“Shit, uh… Something came up, stream. I’ll be back in a few.” JHaller said before making a couple clicks and spinning his chair around to face Splashy directly. “Something up? I thought you’d be, y’know, splashing right about now.”

“I… uh… I got in a fight with BookHorse.” Splashy explained, “Everything should be fine, but I came home to hang out with you cause that always cheers me up.”

“...So you and… what made you fight?” JHaller asked.

“Oh, I splashed one of her books and-” Splashy started.

“Ooh, hold that thought.” JHaller pulled out his phone and quickly tapped away at it before putting it away again, “Sorry, had to tweet at Nash. This situation is too golden. I’m sorry, please continue.”

“So… anyway, she got mad that her book got wet, but technically it’s her fault for bringing the book to the splashing pool. Don’t you think?”

“Yea, definitely her fault. Who the hell reads next to a pool of water? That’s kind of dumb.” JHaller said with sarcasm.

Splashy giggled, “Yeah, it’s pretty silly. For being such a smart pony, she does some stupid stuff sometimes, huh?”

“Yea, she’s the ‘adorkable’ type. You’re better though, of course.” JHaller winked.

Splashy blushed, “I-i’ll let you get back to your fans. I’m gonna go back to the splashing pool.”

“You sure?” Splashy nodded, “Alright then. Have fun splashing. I’ll probably be here if you need me. Likely drunk.”

“But not that drunk.” Splashy returned with a smile, remembering one of his favorite phrases, “See you later then.”

JHaller gave Splashy a little wave of goodbye and turned back to the computer. Splashy left the room and exited the house, a little spring in her step. As always, spending time with her fiance left her cheerful. Splashy was so cheerful, in fact, that she would probably splash twice as much as usual when she got back to her splashing pool.