Derpy's Kingdom

by yeah i dont have a life

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 388

The most cliched thing in mlp fan fiction history

So yeah, Derpy, the most cliched thing in history. Derpy is magically transformed into an alicorn. But not only does she gets a horn, but earth pony powers too! (Super alicorn time!) Time rolls around and she needs her castle. She just decides to build it her self- out of bubbles and muffins, exhausting the bubble mix and bread supply in Ponyville.

NOTE:
I did this in one day so I'm truthfully maybe really sorry that is sucks soooooooooo enjoy!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-06 18:06:54 UTC

Princess Derpy

    "Rainbow Dash! Guess what Rainbow Dash!," A blue mare with rainbow blasted hair and wings looked up to the familiar voice. What have you gotten yourself into now?, the blue mare thought quietly to herself.

  A gray mare with a yellow mane and wings crashed into Rainbow Dash from above, "Whoa, sorry Rainbow Dash, I couldn't see you very well from up there."

  "It's okay Derpy," Rainbow Dash used her wings to dust herself off, "So, what's up?"

  Derpy hid her head under a nearby tree, looking at an acorn and poking at it. After her analysis of the nut she looked up from the tree and cocked her head to her side when she saw her friend's mouth drop, "Rainbow Dash?"

  At first, the mare tangled up her words, but then she was finally able to speak, "Um, Derpy, you, uh, have ,um, something on your head there..."

  Derpy used her lopsided eyes to look up, "Oh yeah! I'm an alicorn now!," she jumped in a circle around Rainbow, humming a happy tune.

  Rainbow Dash stared at Derpy, still confused, "Um, Derpy, when exactly did you get a horn? And who gave it to you?"

  Derpy stopped in her tracks around Rainbow Dash, "I also got earth pony powers too!"

  "That's not an answer."

  "Oh, sorry," Derpy looked down from saying that all the time, " So I was baking muffins with Pinkie Pie, though Pinkie did most of the work. So she went on chatting about how if Cheese Sandwich never came, you guys would of never opened the box, and Tirek wouldn't of been defeated. When we were done, I ate a muffin and I said 'I wonder what muffins would taste like if we put chaos in it' and then Discord came and gave me a horn and earth pony powers for learning that chaos can be good!"

  Rainbow Dash gave Derpy a puzzled look, "Discord? No way."

  Derpy nodded, "He said since I was one of the element bearers, the Muffin bearer. Ooh, and he gave me a muffin for my good work!"

  Rainbow Dash sighed and started walking to the big crystal castle, "Maybe we need to talk to Twilight about this. I know Discord is reformed and all, but seriously, after what happened after Tirek, I don't know."