Twilight Sparkle has had a thing for Shining Armour ever since the Canterlot Wedding. When she confesses her dark secret to Applejack, she learns her friend has similar feelings for Big McIntosh. But in modern Equestria, such an act is strictly forbidden by the “Incest Is Not Wincest” law. That was when Twilight hatched a plan: Using ancient mind swapping magic, both mares could achieve their dark, terrible dreams.

[F/F] + [M/F]

Preread by Skeeter The Lurker and Shakespearicles.