I'll Make a Title Later…

by Radoran

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Human, Anthro, Main 6, Lyra, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Other, Romance
Length: 10215

Alan's life nearly depends on procrastination, yay! And he teleported to Equestria, but he'll worry about it later.

It was a regular day, Alan was struggling to remeber how to use a flash drive (what an idiot). He was an average brony, you know. The ones that don't clop, one who's friend didn't care about him being a brony, and one that didn't really shout out to everyone to watch My Little Pony. He liked to work on his fanfics, such as The Rebel King, and Watch Ponies, but there was a problem; his life nearly depended on procrastination. He would be working so hard if he didn't have peace, known as procrastinating. But wow! He teleported to Equestria once he woke up.

Sad might be a tag. Anthro will be there, because of the epilogue.

-Zekrom_killer

Published 2014-06-27 03:20:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-11 10:47:36 UTC

Equipped with a Wand

Alan was 16 years old, regretting that he called his brother Edgar to help him use a flashdrive. He admitted that he was an idiot, but also pleaded for help.

"Edgar!" He was on his knees. "I only want to find out how to install Don't Starve mods by your flash drive!" Alan looked back at his Macbook and started sweat.

"Figure it out youself," The IPhone 8 made a click sound as his brother ended the called. He averted his head to the Macbook and sat down infront of it. After he popped his knuckles, he began to search up ways to install the Reign of Giants mod by Google.

The sound of wolves appeared in the distance. Alan's character for Don't Starve, Wilson P. Higgsbury, voiced by a violin type instrument, said "Did you hear that?" Alan began to panic and created a shadow sword through his Shadow Manipulator. The noises came closer. Finally, a pack of four wolves appeared on his screen. They chased Wilson, but Alan retaliated.

"Say hello to my little friend!" Alan boasted. He swung his sword and got rid of the wolves quickly. He silently raised his fists in triumph, but to rain on his parade, a ginormous Spider Queen came up behind him and delt a devastating amount of damage. Even with his marble suit! Wilson dropped to the ground as his health hit zero. Alan's eye twitched as he was still in his position of triumph. All of his progress… gone. "Screw you too," Alan exited the game and turned off his laptop. "I wanted to go to sleep anyways." He got into his bed which was next to his desk, with that holding a Harry Potter wand from his childhood. He remembered how he wore his Gryffindor costume and imitated how Harry Potter would defeat Voldemort. He sighed and closed his eyes.

Discord had an idea. He is reformed, but not that reformed.

"Oh, I have a brilliant idea to scare the little ponies!" He got excited and teleported into Alan's room. He snickered as he ate an snickers. He looked at the source of a foul stench. He drew stink lines over Alan's flame-like dark brown hair. He snapped his fingers with the paw thing of his. Alan glowed and teleported elsewhere and left the bed sheets vacant. "Time to come back, son." He said to himself.

Alan shivered as he felt his bedsheet leave. A ray of sunshine slapped his face.

"Go back to sleep for five minutes, Celestia," he motioned the sun light away. The ray seeped into his eye lids even more. He got up in force. "Fine!" He froze in place as he saw the town of Ponyville. He looked to his right and saw his wand. He picked it up and got to his knees. "NOOOOOOO!" He imitated Luke Skywalker. In his peripherale eyesight, he saw the Mane Six with their jaws down, but Pinkie was smiling as usual. "Allow me to rephrase that," he cleared his throat and stayed on his knees. "YEAAAAAAH" He slowly pulled out his wand and pointed it at Twilight Sparkle. "Stupefy!" His waved his wand down and back up half way. A stunning charm raced towards Twilight's chest. It successfully hit her, throwning her back and making her sluggish. "Yes! This wand is the best!"

"What did you do to our friend, you ruffian!" Rarity said.

"What she said!" Rainbow Dash flew at Alan, ready to strike. He reacted fast enough to perform another charm.

"Protego!" He waved his wand in a giant circular motion to make a shield as strong as the strongest metal but clear as glass. Rainbow Dash crashed into the shield and bounced back. Alan laughed and pointed at Rainbow Dash. He squeeled in delight as he kissed his wand. "I wonder if I'm an animagus," Alan thought of him being an animagus of a pony. Instead, he turned into a hippogriff. "Cool!" He looked back as he spread his feathery wings. "And I can talk!" Something caught his eye. On his flank was a picture of a clock with no hands made of multiple colorful feather. "I'll figure it out later." Procrastinating. That was his special talent. He looked back at the ponies and bursted into laughter. Pinkie jumped up with glee.

"I have to make a Welcome to Equestria party!" Alan knew what to expect. Pinkie ran up to Alan and shook his claw violently. "What's your name?" Alan looked at the excited smile of Pinkie.

"Well, you did ask," He scratched his chin. "But…"

"Tell me! Pleasepleasepleaseplease! Please!" Alan faked his name.

"Well, then. My name is…" He thought of Harry Potter. "Godric Gryffindor," He made a nervous smile. "But you can call me Gyffindor."

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Godric Gryffindor!" She shook his claw as hard as humanly possible and made his leg feel numb. "Oh, it's going to be so much fun!" Gryffindor - I'm going to call him that from now on - gained a smile, anticipating that the party would be a blast. "There was a gryphon that looked much like you! Oh, but she was a meanie,but you're nicer and you're going to enjoy the party!"

"Was her name Gilda?" Pinkie gasped.

"Oh! How did you know? Can you mind read?" She put her hooves on her head and applied pressure. "Can you tell me what I'm thinking about now?" Gryffindor switched back to his human form. He pointed his wand at Pinkie.

"Legimense!" Her mind shattered as a party showed up in her mind. "Um, a party!" Pinkie fainted and got up swiftly.

"Wow! Twilight, this guy's a mind reader!" Pinkie exclaimed Twilight approached him and examined Gryffindor.

"A mind reader? I say it's unlikely." Twilight presumed.

"Legimense!" Gryffindor waved his wand at Twilight and broke into her mind. Her mind showed Equestria Girls scenes, one being Flash Sentry approaching Twilight in a romantic way. Gryffindor smirked. They returned to reality, leaving Twilight nearly petrified. "So, Flash Sentry?" Twilight blushed and stammered.

"How di-" Gryffindor interrupted her.

"I know a lot of things. You really need to protect your mind." He pointed to his brain.

"Well, I have noticed that you had a Cutie Mark of a clock with no hands," Gryffindor arced an eyebrow. "What's your talent?" He knew one thing that he was a professional at: procrastinating.

"I'll give a hint later." Twilight looked angry at him. "Look, I'll make an arguement later."

"Oh, you're good at procrastinating." Twilight sighed. He examined the group of six.

"Finally, someone I can relate to!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"Well, Rainbow Dash looks cuter than ever," He saw her blush.

"That's sayin' something." Applejack said to her. Rarity's horn glowed and put Gryffindor into a tuxedo and Rainbow Dash in her Gala dress

"Go ahead, darhling." Gryffindor nearly puked.

"Ok, bad thoughts aside. I want to try to apparate," he searched his mind for The Three D's. "Ah, it's destination, determination, and diliberation."

"So you two say this can happen?" Rainbow grew a grin.

"Protego," Gryffindor created a shield infront of Rainbow Dash "Alright, how to do this?" He got his arms in a hoop formation and spun. He got dizzy and apparated next to Rainbow Dash. He fell down and looked up at her with a nervous face. Rarity raised her eyebrows up and down. "Man, I hate this place but this place is awesome at the same time," Rainbow helped him and blushed a bit. "Thanks, I guess."

"Don't mention it." Gryffindor looked at Twilight.

"So, Twilight," Twilight raised an eyebrow. "From where I'm from, the planet revolves around the sun, and the moon revolves around the planet. So techneclly, Celestia and Luna are moving the planet." Twilight shook her head in disbelief.

"No, that's impossible," Twilight started to panic. "There must be someone who moves the sun and the moon. Right?" He shook his head. "Can you tell me how?"

"I'll tell you later."

"Forgot, you're a procrastinator." She groaned.

"Hey, Gryffindor," He looked back at Pinkie Pie. "Wanna come to Suger Cube Corner?"

"Why not, I could get something for breakfast." Pinkie Pie bounced up and down like a spring towards the path of Suger Cube Corner. "So, uh. What's like here?"

"Well, after the super duper meanie Tirek was gone, everythng was super nice!" Pinkie replied. "And you came! We're still waited for something super evil to come!" She was mere inches away from his head. Dramatic thunder randomly appeared, as well.

"Dramatic thunder is dramatic," Gryffindor said, looking up to the somewhat clear sky. "Speaking of which, how was there thunder when it's sunny out?"

"I know! Weird, isn't it?" A wide smile exploded onto her face.

"Look who's talking." Rainbow Dash muttered. A bright flash from the suns reflection appeared in the corner of Gryffindor's eye.

"Forgot, there's a castle in Ponyville." Gryffindor said, making Twilight become suspicious.

"Wait, you said you forgot." Twilight pointed out.

"Shit," he hissed at himself. Pinkie pulled him into some sort of group huddle between him and her. "What would we do?"

"Don't let them know about the fandom!" She hissed, biting her lip.

"Then what?" He whispered back. "Wait, you know the fandom? Right, you're Pinkie Pie."

"Just make an excuse!" She hissed. They got out of the group huddle.

"Well, dah I, uh." He scratched the back of his neck. "I'm having a deja vú moment."

"Deja vú?" Twilight asked.

"It's the feeling of feeling like you've done something, seen something, or being somewhere." He explained.

"Oh, alright." Twilight replied calmly. "So Rainbow Dash,"

"Yes?" She squeeled.

"You and Gryffindor…" Twilight said.

"Fucking hell, I was hoping that you'd forget." He muttered to himself.

"Why?" Twilight asked.

"Well, she's a pony and I'm a human. It's not in my alley." He explained. "Just… why? Just because I used the word 'cute', doesn't mean I like her in that way."

"I dunno…" Twilight said. "You seemed to like her the most. I guess Cadance could help."

"Well, I can do something you can't!" He countered her with a strait up middle finger.

"What does that mean?" Twilight asked.

"It mean's 'fuck you!'" He shouted, angrily.

"Oh, you think you can do that and get away with it?!" She raised her voice. Gryffindor brought out his wand out.

"I think I can, bitch!" He raised his voice, as well. Twilight flung a spell at him. "Stupefy!" His spell countered hers, oddly enough, creating a Priori Incantatem. A white miniture sun-like sphere melted as the connection continued. Electricity surged out and created bolts of electricity, striking and engulfing the grass in flames. The sphere inched it's way towards Gryffindor's wand, making him tug his wand away and creating a longer connection. The sphere was finally touching his wand, but the connection didn't end. Don't break the connect, do not, He thought. He concentrated on his spell, pushing the sphere closer to Twilight. It started to make contact with her horn, then before he knew it, the sphere shot at his wand when he broke the connection, making her spell affect him. He felt like he was about to hurl.

"Gryffindor!" Rainbow Dash flew to is side.

"I'm alright. Just a bit naesea effects." He grabbed his I'll feeling stomach. She hugged him, and a hug was returned, making him feel a bit better.

"That… was awe-!" Rainbow Dash was cut off by Gryffindor.

"No, don't. You say that too many times. It's becoming a serious problem. You need a doctor." She gaped her mouth in surprise, as the others seemed to nod in agreement and a bit of disappointment.

"What was that?" Twilight asked.

"Allow me to- oh God," He ran to the nearest bush and puked. "Oh go-!" He stuck his head further into the bush. He fell to the ground in pain. "So, where were we?"

"You were going to explain something, silly!" Pinkie said.

"Right, uh. Could one of you help me- oh shit!" He stuck his head into the bush.

"Sorry! Sickness spell." Twilight gave a wry grin.

"Well, I'm sick of this puking!" His head turned green again. "No more!" His head stayed in the bush, until he started choking. "Ok, better." That is, until he fainted.

"He's awake! Good." A female voice.

"Wuh, wadda ya doin'?" Gryffindor said in a drowsy voice. His tried looking around, but his eyes wouldn't open. He forced his eyes open like it was the last helicopter out of Vietnam. He rested on a hospital bed as Nurse Redheart observed him.

"Quite perculiar." She rubbed her chin. "Could you get up for a moment?"

"SHUT UP NURSE!!! I know what's best!" He pointed his thumb as himself.

"Have you been drinking?" Gryffindor sighed.

"No, I just give an unusual outburst at times." He admitted.

"Well, this isn't an insane asylum," She said. "But do you see things or at least have an insane behaviour at times?"

"Yeah, yes I do." He yawned. She handed him an emtpy book, filled with blank pages.

"Well, I suggest you draw or write things in there to prevent the insanity." She said. She also handed him an unbreakable pencil.

"Thanks, I like to draw things." He got up and started to draw triangles. "I like triangles." He said in a creepy manner. He scribbled triangles and filled them in.

"Ready to go outside, again?" Gryffindor nodded as his eyes followed the tip of the pencil. He got off the bed and walked towards the door. The mane six were waiting in the lobby.

"Ohh! Is that a coloring book? Can I draw something in it? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?" Pinkie bounced up to him. Twilight went to Nurse Redheart.

"Why does he have a book?" She whispered to her.

"Consider it scytzophrenia medicine." She replied. "If he goes insane or something like that, make him draw or write in that book."

"Got it." The group got up and walked out the door. She looked into the book as Gryffindor drew triangles. "Why are you drawing triangles."

"Reminds me of math," He stopped for a moment. "I hate math." Twilight backed away for a moment.

"Okay, back to what happened before you passed out." Twilight said.

"Uh, what?" He put the book away. "Oh, right! That was a Priori Incantatem."

"Which is?" Twilight asked.

"A connection between two spells from wands that have the same core." He rubbed his chin. "Oddly enough, my wand has a pheonix core. And you're an alicorn."

"Why wands? And how do you know that?" Twilight look deeper into him.

"I'm not illiterate, I can read." Gryffindor shot back. "Plus, it's magic. What are you going to do about it?"

"Well, I don't know," she sarcasticlly said. "Read?"

Gryffindor yawned and said, "I'll read when I'll feel like it."

"I guess I could get Spike to find a book about it." Twilight thought.

"Speaking of which, you abuse him." He said.

"What?!" Twilight's horn glew. "I don't abuse him, he's my assistant!"

"Slave," Gryffindor corrected. "Honestly, every time he helps or make you try to look on the bright side, you give a glare."

"That proves nothing!" Twilight shouted. Gryffindor merely scoffed.

"Not even a please or thank you." Twilight was taken aback, but kept her assurence that Spike was her assistant. "Always told to do what a unicorn can easily do."

"So?" Twilight asked.

"Keyword being easily. He's a dragon." He pointed out. "I honestly, think unicorns are selfish ponies."

"What makes you say that?" Rarity asked. Everypony but Twilight glared at her. "Point taken."

"But I'm one of many, so I apologize." He lent his hand to Twilight. "I'm fine if you don't forgive me. It's in human nature." They shook hands/hooves.

"Apology accepted." Gryffindor took away his hand and rubbed it on his shirt.

"It's only my opinion, but I can say many can agree about Rarity's spoiled state." He smirked.

"Are you saying that fashion is nothing?!" She exclaimed.

"That's one way to put it." The others giggled.

"I say fashion is an apropriote at all times." She put her hoof on her chest.

"I'm sure some have counter arguements." He said.

"Plus, your mane is rather odd looking." She stated.

"I like it this way." His hair went foward and went in a right angle at the front. "But where were we?"

"Whadda ya mean?" Twilight asked.

"What were we doing before this incident?" He specificly said.

"Going to Suger Cube Corner so we can leave you and Rainbow Dash together." The others giggled.

"I take back my apology, that gave me bad images." Gryffindor said. "I'm in hell. But I bet a human is faster than a prisy pony." Rarity gasped.

"What are you implying?" She asked.

"I'm pretty sure you are afraid of damaging you mane by the wind."

"It is very delicate!" She declared. "I'm sure you do nothing for yours!"

"If it was a vital part of the human and/or pony anatomy, I would." He stated. "So, I have a question." He smiled and clapped his hands together. "Rarity, I would like a Gryffindor cloak. Honestly, I hate the cold. I'll freeze later." The rest remained with their jaws open.

"After all those insults?" She asks.

"Yes, I want an Altïar cloak, maybe a tie." He shrugged his shoulders. "Add a bit, what is it? Class! Right!" He snapped his fingers, pointing at her. "Class… yes. I like being mainstream."

"Well, I'll have to make measurements." She said.

"By all means." He didn't give a fuck. Not one single fuck. "Hm, forgot my name. Strange."

"Gryffindor." Twilight blankly said.

"Right! Gryffindor, yes!" He laughed. "Love it!"

"Oh, forgot to mention." Twilight said. "What are those?" She pointed to his hands.

"Oh, these are hands," he stated. "I guess you could say their pretty…" Pinkie put shades on and handed a pair to Gryffindor. He put them on as well, "handy." Everypony around him face hoofed. "Very punny, such butthurt, much hate." He imitaded Doge.

"Please," Twilight said with plothurt. "Use grammar."

"I refuse!!!" I howled into the air.

"Sometimes, I think he'll always be this way." Twilight thought.

"I have dresses to make," Rarity said. "I have to get some work done!"

Two Hours Later

Twilight was in her castle, resting after that encounter. After that, she plans to go to the Carasel Boutique. She makes her bed, fixes her mane and left to visit Rarity. As she left the castle, Ponyville felt more empty than ever. She looked around for anypony in sight. There was some rustling. She turned her head. Tumbleweed.

"Only tumbleweed." She told herself. She continued her short journey to the botique.

"Enjoying it?" A familiar voice echoed.

"Discord, come out!" His voice cackled in glee. "Discord, I will get Fluttershy!" She threaten him with the statement. He only laughed more.

"Or what? You'll talk to a frozen being in frozen time?" Twilight thought about that.

"What do you mean?" She called out.

"I, with my brilliant chaos magic, have frozen time." He said. "Though, it may feel like time is moving for us, it isn't."

"Discord!" Twilight cried out.

"But that's beside the point, enjoying him?" Twilight arced an eyebrow.

"Him?" She asked. Discord came out of the shadows… literally.

"You know, the little pawn on my chess board." He said. "Ready to take down the king."

"Discord, I swear to Celestia, if you continue this act-"

"The pony who takes the role of the king…" He paused for a moment. "Celestia."

"Friendship will overcome!" He only laughed.

"Friendship didn't overcome me, I never changed." Twilight gasped in fear. Friendship always wins. If it didn't… "Before you say that no one can live without friendship, Gryffindor can disagree." Air left her lungs empty.

"Friendship… didn't… work?" She whimpered. After Nightmare Moon, Luna was herself. Sombra, magic… destroyed him. Mutilated, blown apart. Chrysalis, defeated by her own food. Defeated, not dead. Not gone, an everlasting threat. No! Friendship does work! It just… back fired.

"Now go on, but you cannot speak of this." Discord said.

"Or what?" Twilight asked mockingly.

"Or you can't." An open zipper appeared on the mare's mouth. Discord proceeded to close the zipper. "Really, you can't." Twilight unzipped the zipper with her magic.

"Ok, can you leave?" Twilight asked. Discord left as a flash of light appeared. She looked around, signs of life. "Good," she continued her short journey to the Boutique. She walked up to the door. The door opened, showing Rarity and Gryffindor playing chess.

"Checkmate." Gryffindor said in triumph. Rarity had groaned from the fact that she lost.

"Is, this a bad time?" Twilight interrupted Rarity's pain.

Oh, not at all, dear." Rarity invited. She looked over to Gryffindor.

"So, you got your tie and cloak." He stood up from his chair. The cloak reached down to the bottom of his knees.

"Yes, I did." He smiled and started to laugh like a dolphin.

"What?" Twilight said.

"Sorry, it's science, you won't get it." Twilight raised an eyebrow.

"Science?" She asked.

"Logical reason through chemicals, mixtures, physics…" He paused for a moment. "I think that's it."

"Tell me the funny thing about science." Twilight asked him to do.

"Ok, so H2O is the chemical formula of water," He explained. "Two hydrogen atoms, one oxygen atom. Now, H2O2 is hydrogen preoxide, which desolves blood."

"Go on…" Twilight demanded.

"So, two scientist walk into a resturaunt and sit at a table. The first scientist said that he wants H2O, the second one says he wants H2O too. The second one dies." Gryffindor started to crack up and laughing like a dolphin.

"I don't see how death is funny." Twilight admitted. Gryffindor abruptly stopped laughing.

"Good point," he agreed. "Anyways, would you like to play a game of chess?"

"Oh no," She denied, "I'm really good. Not meaning to brag."

"So am I, won my first game of chess when I was ten years old." She decided to agree and to the white chess pieces, giving Gryffindor the black.

"After you," He said. She made the pawn at F2 move two spaces. Gryffindor moved his pawn at E7 move two spaces as well. Twilight got rid of the pawn he moved, moving it to E5. Gryffindor moved the pawn at D7 move one space, making twilight takes it's place at D6. Gryffindor's bishop at F8 took the pawn. Twilight's knight at G1 moved to F3. He moved the bishop at C8 to F5. She moved her knight at F3 to D4. He moved his queen at D8 to H4, putting Twilight's king in check. She moved her pawn at G2 to G3 putting the king out of check. Gryffindor moved the queen to take the pawn Twilight moved, putting the king in check again. Twilight moved the pawn at H2 to get rid of the queen. Gryffindor moved the bishop at D6 to get rid of the pawn at G3.

"Uhh," Twilight muttered.

"Checkmate," Gryffindor said to her.

"What?" She asked.

"That's checkmate," he said. "Any moved you'll make can give me the chance to get rid of your king." She examined the board. She nodded in agreement.

"Your right," she agreed. "Checkmate."

"Wonderful is he? Just a few moves, and you lose!" Rarity thought. Twilight was fascinated at the amount of moves he made.

"Amazing, this is one of Equestria's hardest games." They shook a hoof and a hand. "I hear Celestia is the best player."

"Is that a challenge?" He asked.

"I guess it is." Twilied replied. He started to cough and choke. "Ready to go on the train?" She asked.

"Sorry, Celestia?" He started to laugh a bit. "That's THE princess we're talking about."

"But you're really good," Twilight encouraged him. He groaned as a sign of agreement. "Then, it's settled!"

"Hold, on. I wana try my wand out first." Gyrffindor said. He brought out his wand and examined it.

"Pardon me, if I'm interrupting you, but please go outside." Rarity said.

"Fine with me." They stepped out the door with no problems. Gryffindor looked at his watch. It was 3:00. "Hey, I have a watch, it's just that my time and your time can be different."

"It's 12:35 PM." Twilight answered.

"Much better." He started to sync his watch to the regular time. He pulled out his Ipod™ and listened to The Tale of Six Trillion Years and One Night by IA. Twilight turned his head and observed the pecurliar device. He started singing:

"Tell me why, Tell me why…

No one ever tells me why…

Why they hate me and despise me I when I haven't done a thing…"

"What's that?" Twilight asked. He didn't stop singing. "Sounds a bit mournful." He didn't hear her.

"GRYFFINDOR!!!" He jumped up in surprise, and paused the music.

"What?" He asked. She pointed to the Ipod™. "This?" He held it up in the air.

"Yes, that!" She yelled.

"Right, this is an Ipod." He said. "Need I say more?"

"Yes!" Twilight demanded.

"Right, no advanced technology in Equestria… bummer." He muttered. "Let's see… penicilen was discovered in the 1800's,"

"What are you saying?" Twilight pondered.

"Oh, just that fact that human technology is better than pony technology." Twilight gaped.

"Is that a challenge?" She growled.

"Between the human race, yes." He answered. "Pony kind, I dunno."

"Just explain what an Ipod is." Twilight asked.

"Right! An Ipod, add the ™ there, is a mobile music player." He explained. Twilight examined it closely, and swiped it into her hooves. "Hey!"

"Interesting." She mused. She snapped it open, generating sparks of electricity. "Very advanced."

"Says the one who lives in a world with out a lightbulb." He muttered.

"What's a lightbulb?" She asked.

"Joyus day, kaloo kalay." He took the the shattered Ipod and pointed his wand at it. "Reparo." The Ipod repaired itself in a moments matter.

Author's Note

Here it is! Revisions were made and the word limit is now 5,000! Are ya excited? I hope not! Many ajustment and the republishment.

Everfree Forest, Now Supporting Vanish

"You know, I'm not excited for the Welcome to Equestria party." Gryffindor told the others.

"Why, it's Pinkie Pie who's setting up the party." Twilight said.

"I don't know exactly, it's just that I miss my old friends." Gryffindor said. "I would get excited after half an hour the party starts, but before, I'm a different man, hippogriff, whatever." They walked along the path to Twilight's library.

"I'm sure Pinkie Pie will change that, by the way," Twilight added. "That stick of yours, surely there's another way for you to utilize your magic."

"I say he's awesome with it!" Rainbow Dash butted in.

"Well, it is the only way to conjure magic for me, but you ponies. That's a different story."

Twilight began to explain, "Well, it must be obvious for unicorns, pegasi magic help them fly without the wind," Gryffindor wanted some scientific explanation for all of these magic uses. "And earth ponies have magic to help them with their hard physical jobs. I'm sure your stick works like unicorn magic."

"First of all, it's not a stick, it's a wand which is made with mahagoney, it's core is a slender pheonix feather," He told them. "Two: My planet is called Earth. And three: how does a pegasus not have the need of wind for flying?"

"Magic." Gryffindor groaned at the answer. "So you're jealous of magic users?" He wanted to make an Invader Zim reference, so he did.

"This has nothing to do with jelly!" He said in a maniac voice as he puff out his chest and waved his right index in the air. Twilight and Rainbow Dash laughed, but Gryffindor's stomach growled. "Uh, besides hay strips and flower sandwhiches, what to you eat?"

"Well, we can eat apple pie, caramel apples, cake, cupcakes, and all sorts o' good stuff!" Apple Jack said with a smile. His stomach growled even more.

"Pinkie might have something in stock at the party," Rainbow Dash added. "She can have the best cake, at times." His stomach felt emptier by the second.

"OK, moving on," Twilight insisted. "So, what can you do with your wand?" He searched his memory banks.

"Oh! I can make light." He raised his wand. "Lumos!" His wand illuminated the path with an orb of light that reached about four meters. Twilight looked fascinated. "And, wait, do any of you have some valuebles?" They all turned to Rarity, who looked petrified. "Alright, smash your valuebles to the ground." Apple Jack reached for a jewel from Rarity and successfully got one; she threw to the ground. "Reparo!" A spell shot at the jewel and made it's fragments join to make it look like nothing happened. Rarity examined it and gasped.

"It's a miracle!" Rarity cheered and hugged Gryffindor.

"D'aww," the other cooed.

Make jokes of me all you want! This man is a miracle maker!" Gryffindor made a very visible blush.

"Well, we're at the library." Gryffindor raised up a question.

"Why is it called a library if nopony comes here to check books out?" He asked. Twilight ignored him and opened the door. He entered in the dark room and raised his wand. "Lumos!" He muttered. An illumination of many ponies (including Pinkie Pie) showed up and made him jump. The lights turned on.

"Surprise!!!" the ponies all shout loudly. Pinkie Pie bounced up to him.

"Hi! You having fun yet? We have the best cake! Do like balloons! How's your marefriend Rainbow Dash?" She asked so many questions at once. Heck, she gave more questions than a person/pony could answer! Gryffindor decided to just answer them later. He searched for cake, for his stomach felt like it was at war. His eyes locked on to a chocolate cake.

"Thank goodness! Finally!" He got a slice of cake and devoured it in less than a minute.

"Ya like? I hope you do, because no one could resist chocolate! Especially chocolate cake!" She bounced up and down, as if she had Redbull. "Try the cider! It's really good!" She insisted. Twilight came up to Gryffindor.

"Better buckle up." She said. He grabbed the mug in caution.

"Bottoms up." He muttered. He started to drink furiously. Tragic mistake! His mouth felt like a volcano detonated and punched his tongue with magma rocks. "Ah! What did you-"

"Hot sauce!" Pinkie said, holding a red bottle with a flame label on it. He panted as he hoped for cold air to enter his mouth. One thing kept circling his mind, why?

"Why did you put ho- dah!" He pointed his wand into his flame ingulfed mouth and said, "Aquamenti!" A stream of cold water flooded his mouth, giving him relief. "Ok, back to my question. Why? Why did you put HOT SAUCE into the cider? What made you think that putting hot sauce in cider was a brilliant idea?!" Pinkie frowned and made Gryffindor feel bad. "Sorry, I'll leave now…" He left the library and went to a group of trees. He pointed his wand at the edge of a tree and muttered, "Diffindo," cutting the tree down. He sat on the stump in shame, regretting his bad life choices. "Man, I hate it when I feel like a child!" He kicked the stump in anger. Rainbow Dash came out the library door. "What do you want?" He grumbled.

"At least you said sorry." She told him the bright side.

"Sorry isn't enough," He kicked the stump again. "It's one thing to not enjoy her pranks, but it's different to make her sad because she was trying to have fun. It felt… weird to see her frown. Almost sad."

"Well, that's how I felt when see pranked me and I got mad," Rainbow Dash admitted. "Then I helped prank other ponies." Gryffindor's mood didn't rise; he only growled, but he got up and went into the direction of the Everfree Forest. "Don't go there! It's dangerous."

"How?" He grinded his teeth together.

"The animals can live on their own, the clouds move, and the plants can grow by themselves!" She nearly fainted, but he only scoffed.

"Where I'm from, clouds move everywhere, and animals usually leave their families once they reached a certain age," Rainbow Dash gasped. "So that's pretty normal for me. Lumos!"

Gryffindor entered an underground tunnel in the forest after killing manticores and chicken things here and there. The tunnel caved in the entrance.

"Well shit, at the point of no return." He suddenly remeber the God forsaken game, Vanish. Might as well live it, he thought. He raised his wand and muttered, "Lumos!" He progressed into the darkness, already giving him a feeling of dispair. He looked around a path that branch off the original path and noticed that the strait path was a dusty dead end. He had no choice, but to go to the new given path. Another sound of hoofsteps was heard. "Anyone there!?" He shouted. He let his voice echo in the tunnels. A pony-like thing came ran up to to him from behind. "Shhiia!!" He ran away. "Knox!" His wandlight went away. It made a hissing noise as it chased him.

"Gryffindor!" He heard Rainbow Dashes' voice say.

"Damn! Am I audio hallucinating?" He shook his head as he ran. "No, of course not. If I knew I was, I would hear it, right?" He gave himself that sense of doubt. He kept his pace slow and quiet after the chase had stopped.

"Gryffindor!" He kept his mind out of it, but it persisted."Please!" He ran into a dead end and stopped dead, and no, the pun wasn't intended. The pony-like thing came up to him, but didn't attack him. He held his breath as the thing went away. He sighed and rubbed his sweat off his forehead.

"Please, let me go home," He pleaded to the universe. He went and took a left. His heart skipped a beat when the chaser was scratching the right wall and looked at him. It reached out and started to walk towards him. "No, no! Fuck you!" He ran and took another left, and the thing was there as well. His mind screamed at him to run away, so he listened. "Every single one of these tunnels has that damned thing in it!" He started to shake as he walked.

"Are you there, Gryffindor!?" He shook his head.

"No! Why!" He kept running, but dead ends kept running into him. "I don't care about those voices! Just get me out!" He ran into another dead end. This ain't good. Not good at all. He looked behind him. "Oh good Lordy, it's not there." A buzz echoed in his ear. He looked to his right; a tunnel appeared. He crawled inside, hoping there were no obstructions. Powder from rocks fell down. He felt the darkness close in on him. He brought out his wand. "Lumos Maximus." He whispered. The wand flared a light, illuminating the tunnel. Something buzzed in his pocket.

"What?" He stopped and pulled the buzzing item. It was a camera. Along came(get your mind out of the gutter) a hook to hold the camera while resting on his shoulder. He examined the hook, and placed it on his shoulder. It impaled his shoulder blade. "Duagh!" He yelped.

"Administering medical supplies if impaled." The camera buzzed. He felt sutff in his shoulder blade whir… the pain left.

"Oh, good." He thanked. "Now, how do to start a video?" He pressed a button.

"If you would like, this camera will use your eyesight to take/record three demensional photos or videos." He looked at it.

"Cool, but no thanks." He tooked the camera into his hands. "Is this the button?"

"To record a video, say record video." He smiled.

"Record video," he repeated. A red light started to flash. "Cool. Stop video." The flashing stopped.

"Throw file away?" The camera asked.

"Yes." He confirmed. "All righty then." He sighed. "3… 2… 1… Record video." The flashing started. "Hey guys, it's michi037, this might be my last… um, video from… me." He looked down at the floor. "Now you may be thinking that I'm… dah, ya know. Acting." He sighed. He turned on the camera flashlight. "How am I gonna get this up on the internet…" he muttered. A rattling hissing noise grew closer. "Shit!" he hissed. The chaser walked passed the tunnel, no notion of it noticing the tunnel. The chasers rattling tongue grew quiet.

"You saw that?" He crawled out of the tunnel. "Options, left, foward, or right?" He deciphered the descisions in a precise way. "Or this wa- oh wait, that's where I came from. Shit." He moved to the left path. "No wait, that's where it went." He went to the right (direction) path. His footsteps tapped loudly, so he started running. He relised something, his footsteps are louder when he walked. He took a deep breath and sprinted. He ran into an intersection, but all three paths were blocked. "Fuck it," he muttered. "Reducto!" The front path blew to bits. He started to make a stairway upwards. A hissing came closer. He turned around, "Stupefy!" The purseur fell to the ground, representing a frozen body. He returned to his original intention. He finally reached the surface.

Still in the Everfree, it made it hard to allow him to breathe. Hopefully, he doesn't pass out from lack of oxygen. And he jinxed it.

He passed out.

"Fuu!!!!" He shouted.

He found himself in a space like territory, but that was an assumsion. His vision was blurred and warbly.

"Enjoying your stay?" He recongnized the voice.

"Go to Hell, Discord," he told him. "Where am I?"

"In space," Discord said. How was he breathing? Magic probably. He pointed his wand at Discord, but he laughed at his weapon.

"Give me answers, who sent me here?" He growled.

"And I thought you should've figured that out, by now." Discord muttered to himself.

"Crucio!" Discord felt excruciating pain, even though nothing seemed to be happening to him. It gave him more pain than what his chaotic magic could do.

"I sent you to Equestria!" He stopped pointing his wand at Discord. "Just to cause a little trouble!"

"How do I get back, a few hints are fine, but no rhyming riddles." Discord cleared his throat and pulled out a hint book.

"To get back, you must know where it is, you must believe you can do it, and think it over." Gryffindor nearly died. He wasn't good with guessing.

"Well, I have no ideas so far," he admitted. "But am I unconscious?"

"Eh," Discord tipped his paw both ways.

"So if I'm here, where am I in reality?" Discord snapped one of his talons and projected Gryffindor asleep in a bed.

"In Lyra's house, and she has taken quite a liking to you," he raised his eyebrows up and down. Gryffindor blushed and pointed his wand at Discord as a threat.

"So, can I wake up now?" Discord pointed behind Gryffindor, opening a portal to reality. "Oh, and fuck you, Discord."

"That's one way to leave a father." Discord muttered.

Seconds After He left

Rainbow Dash entered the library in melancholy. That's pretty normal for me... Her friends joined her as she walked through the building. No one enters the forest without a plan and a justified purpose. Only a psychopath would do that. They looked at her, only keeping Rainbow Dash's head down even lower.

"What's wrong?" Twilight began to asked.

"He's in there." She replied. A sigh of dispair left her esophagous.

"There?" Rarity asked. A feeling impaled her. "You mean...?"

"Yes, there." Rainbow Dash sighed. A door opened. Someone was running.

"Rainbow Dash!"Gryffindor took her hoof and press his lips against hers. She put her right front leg around the back of his neck. He softly gripped the back of her mane. He fell back onto the floor where Rainbow Dash fell on him. They stopped and looked at each other. Rainbow Dash rested her neck on Gryffindor's shoulder. And it was that moment that they realized that everyone is looking at them. And I said 'that' a lot. And I'm breaking the fourth wall. What? Anyways, back to this.

"Nooo!!!" Some pony shouted.

"What?" Gryffindor asked about his predicament.

"My fanfictions! Ruined!!!" He replied. Gryffindor got the sensation to puke.

"What's a fanfiction?" Twilight asked. He got up, and thought about that.

"Okay, are you ready to risk you innocence," he asked. The mare nodded, and he sighed. "A fanfiction is a story written by a fan about a charactor involving weird aspects." He was not ready for the next part. "And he, or she, can also write sex storys between the writer and others. Or others with others."

"Is that it?" She asked. He groaned once more.

"And they can masturbate to it. Which I do not much appreciate it." He responded. "And did you write any sex?!"

"Yes!!!" The good stallion replied.

"I hope I don't see you again!" The crowd laughed.

"Why you got to be so ru-hu-hude?" The stallion sang to the tune.

"And I say to you, my good sir, good day!" He replied. He turned to the group of seven. "Weird, and intruiging, but okay."

Rainbow Dash woke up in a bed. The pitch black sky gave no illumination through the windows. She heard aa rustling next to her. She regconized the size of the bed. It was a queen sized bed. She gave her eyes a little time to adjust to the lighting. She looked to her side again, viewing Gryffindor.

"What?" She whispered to herself. Quietly getting out the bed, she wonder if the party was a dream. She walked down some stairs. Opening a refridgerator, she got a glass of milk.

"Where are you?" His voice. There was a knock on the window next to the refridgerator. Gryffindor, looking tired but terrified, was motioning to opened the window. She opened the window and jumped out, then closed it again.

"Don't worry, I saw it too." He said. "And you're still wearing your wonderbolts pajamas."

"What's 'it'?" She asked. He pointed upwards. She looked through the window, and it was the thing that was next to her when she woke up. And it w as walking. "Please, get us out of this place." She worried.

"Okay, two options." He looked to the woods. "We could go over the fence, but that's the Everfree forest. And we were assigned to be the guardians of this place." Then he looked to his right. "Or we could go through the fence exit and take the path out of here."

Rainbow Dash asked, "What's the downside?"

"For all I know, it isn't deaf." He replied quietly. "And that door squeaks like hell."

"Any advantages?" She hoped.

"We could go through the exit quickly, and the squeak would be fast." He said. "And it can't see, so going over the fence isn't much trouble. And the front house door is locked, so it would give us some time."

"Sometimes, I regret your existence." Rainbow Dash said.

"So do I," he sighed. Her vision blurred away, and felt like she was dropped from a cliff.

Her eyes were in a state of adjustment. Her back was on a bed, a hospital bed, and a cake stood on a stool next to her. To her right were her friends, and they all seemed to smile, but one was missing. She jumped off the bed.

"Where is he?" She panicked. "I don't see him!"

"Who, darling?" The prissy pony asked. They exchanged perplexed gestures.

"Gryffindor!" She exclaimed.

"Rainbow Dash, we don't know where his was and is." Twilight confessed. "You've been in a strange coma for two years, and he is gone for two years." Rainbow Dash broke into tears. "I'm sorry, but no one has found him. You can have the cake."

She had no desire for cake.

The Don't Kill Us Song.

"Lrya, it's waking up!" Gryffindor heard faintly.

"He is?!" He opened his eyes and rubbed them. Bon Bon was next to the bed he was sleeping on.

"Um, hi." He waved his hand.

"Yeah, uh Lyra's been waiting for years for you to wake up." He got up in shock.

"Sorry, did you you say years?" Bon Bon nodded in response.

"Damn." Lyra came bursting through the door.

"Wow! Lemme see!" She grabbed his hand. "Still human, good." He gently pulled his hand away from her.

"I'm starting to wish that I slept forever." He said. "But, yay." Lyra gave him a hug. He looked at Bonbon. She only rolled her eyes in response. "Alright, you can stop hugging me." Lyra did stop, but she kept grinning.

"You know, Twilight and Rainbow Dash thought you were, you know," She stopped there.

"Right, so where's my wand?" Lyra pointed towards a chair; his wand was sitting there.

"So Lyra, remember the thing he could help us with?" Bon Bon said.

"Oh, um. There's a closet, and we thought you could help us open it," Lyra told him.

"And where is it?" He asked. Lyra and Bon Bon led him to the first floor, and pointed towards a closet. They gave him an instruction manual. "Seems simple."

"That's what we thought." Lyra said.

"Let's see, uh connect those two cords there. Might help us with something," Bon Bon did connect them, but nothing happened. "Fuck, uh. This may take a while. Connect those." Lyra did what she was told to do. "Then connect those so electricity goes into the machine." Bon Bon groaned.

"What?" Lyra asked her.

"We're stupid. There's a button." She pressed it; the closet doors opened.

"You're not gonna look for a button if the instructions tell you about cords and connections!" Gryffindor threw his hands up. "Fucking shit!"

"Well, you might want to hide," Gryffindor raised an eyebrow. "Celestia thinks you can help the elements of harmony,"

"I'll be exposed later, then." He entered the closet and shut the doors. He heard the doors of the house open. "Lumos," Gryffindor muttered quietly.

"Hey Lyra, ya seen a human about this tall?" He heard Rainbow Dash said.

"Um, no. Not at all." She said nervously. "Why a human?"

"Because we all think that he can help us," Twilight answered. "And are you sure you haven't seen one around here?"

"Not really," Lyra said with a rather fake depressed tone of voice.

"Alright, you let us know if you do." Twilight sounded disappointed. He heard the doors close, and the closet doors opened. He felt the breeze of the ceiling fan pass his ears.

"Do you need anything?" Lyra asked.

"How 'bout coffee?" Gryffindor asked.

They sat down in the living room in a quiet manner. Lyra sat down in a way a human would usually sit in. Gryffindor started tapping his foot after a minute or so, after he finished his coffee. Lyra got a notebook out. It was question time! Yay, and a bit of boo. She also brought out a quill.

"So, how does it feel to be human?" Gryffindor knew the answer.

"Embarrasing," he said in ae. "Terrible."

"How would rate the life of a human?" He could feel Lyra losing her patience.

"Four stars." He raised four fingers. "Two enthusiastic thumbs up." Lyra flipped to the next page of the notebook. She cleared her throat.

"How would you describe the life of a human?"

"Embarrasing, don't know if you remember that." She threw down the notebook in defeat.

"Alright, anything else to say?" Part of the house exploded.

"Nope!" Gryffindor said. They all looked at one another, then they looked at Gryffindor. "What?!"

"Use that wand of yours!" Bon Bon yelled. He pointed it towards himself.

"Let's see I I can…" then he turned into Armin from Attack on Titan and had his voice from Adridged on Titan. "Yes!" He sounded like Urkle. "Call me Armin, but the plan is pretty risky." He went outside to see the Princess and Royal Guard with cannons. He raised up both of his hands, as if he was surrendering.

"Please don't kill us, please
'Cause we really don't wanna die!
And if you do not kill us,
We'll bake you lots of pies!"

"Armin, what the buck are you doing?!" Lyra yelled. Twilight and her friends were in the .

"I'm winning them over with the power of song
If you don't wanna die, I suggest you sing aloooong!"

"Nah, we're good where we are." Bon Bon declared.

"Well I guess I could be wrong,"

Twilight and her friends brought out music guitars, except Rainbow Dash.

"What buck are you guys doings?!" She shot at them.

"Hey, their singing for their lives," Twilight pointed out the obvious. "Might as well help 'em." They strummed the guitars.

"Please don't kill us, please
If you don't I'll help you out!
Please don't kill us, please!
We know you have your doubts!
But if you let us live, I can give peace,
If you let us live, I can give you a piece!
If group of us live one in all
Just don't shoot us with cannon balls!"

Lyra and Bon Bon decided to sing along.

"Please don't kill us, please
We don't wanna die!
And if you do not kill us,
We'll bake you lots of piiiiiiiiiiieeeeeed-ha-iiieees!"

Everypony remained silent.

"The cannons are reloaded, sir," a guard said.

"Good! Ready, set!" Shining Armor raised his right hoof. "F-!" Luna pulled back his hoof just about when he was going to swing it down.

"Where did that beautiful music come from?" Luna said.

"You gotta be bucking kidding me!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

"So, Luna. What made you think it was good?" Gryffindor asked in his normal form.

"I heard the sound of pleading, and it amused me." She said.

"I'm suprised that worked!" Lyra said in a fascinated tone of voice. She kissed him blissfully because of his work.

"Get a room, you two." Bon Bon groaned.

"Well, it wasn't original, the song." Gryffindor admitted.

"So, may I have your name?" Luna asked politely. "IT'D BE "COOL" TO KNOW YOU! Excuse me, I tend to use the Royal Canterlot Voice."

"It's alright, the ridiculousness in this world is normal for you ponies." He derped out.

"So, um. How good is your world?" Lyra asked.

"Oh, it's just a total nightmare, it's our policy. Something about Hell on Earth." Lyra and Bon Bon laughed. Twilight and the others came up behind him.

Pinkie spoke first, "It's ok about what happened at the party! It was ment to be funny, but it made you angry, so that's my fault!"

"Thanks, but it was suppose to be funny, and I got very angry at you, so it's more of my fault than yours," Pinkie smiled.

"Okey-dokey-loki!" Gryffindor smiled, but made him think somethng was wrong.

"Wait, where's Rainbow Dash," Twilight pointed towards the direction of Rainbow Dash. "Thanks," He walked towards the direction of where she pointed, and soon saw Rainbow Dash; she was bawling her eyes out. "Um, is there something… wrong?" She looked at him with tearful eyes.

"Oh, not really, you're happy with Lyra, that's w-what matters, right?" Rainbow Dash tried to supress her tears.

"Shit, um." Come on, say something, you dick! "I'm sorry?" God, why am I such an asshole? "Well, just because it's me and her, it doesn't mean I don't like you."

"Well, I had to think you were dead for over a month, a month!" She yelled in her defense. "Do you know how it felt?!"

"I'll uh, answer that later," You're such an asshole,

Why are you calling yourself an asshole?

'Cause it's true!

"Horrible! Even Scootaloo found out and thought it was funny to see me cry!" Gryffindor gather a sense of guilt. He nearly lost his sanity because of his sister when he was ten, but this was different.

"Alright, sorry, but I was in some sort of coma. So I guess it's my fault. Wait, what?" Rainbow Dash gaped. "I'll make pies, I think I can make a pie." Rainbow Dash smiled as she wiped a tear off her check. "Just don't shoot me with cannon balls."

"Thanks, but the other probably heard me cry," Gryffindor chuckled. "What?"

"Herd, eh,eh? No one? Ok, let's make up a story. Let's say that you had a better plan in mind, but you were sad because you were uh," He stared off into space.

"I was sad because I didn't get to try out my brilliant plan?" Rainbow Dash finished for him.

"Yeah," Gryffindor confirmed. "Let's say that." They went back to group.

"We heard crying," Twilight said.

"That's because Rainbow Dash had a better plan than mine to save me," Gryffindor began.

"And I didn't get to try it out." Rainbow Dash finished for him. The others smiled.

"Well, that's great and all, but can I have a moment with you?" Lyra asked. Gryffindor shrugged his shoulders in response. The other left them in silence. "So, why do you describe your world terrible?" She asked as they walked towards a tree stump.

"It's not a good place. You know how Equestria is peaceful for almost everyday?" Lyra nodded. "Well, picture something close to the oppisite of that."

"Sounds terrible." Lyra thought out loud. Gryffindor nodded in agreement as he sat down on a stump.

"There's government falling down on itself," Lyra looked at him with a questionable face. "It's like the Princess fighting each other, breaking their own rules. Plus, there's desease, desease warnings."

"Could you give me an example?" Lyra asked.

"Well, ants have a cortycepts that force their bodies in a parasite control, scientist worrying about that being able to adapt to the human body. And there's war, weapons of war."

"What?" Gryffindor sighed and pointed his wand at the ground.

"Diffindo," He threw a shape on the ground that looked like a pistol. "That's a weapon, it can kill many things. Including me."

"Wow, but go on." Lyra insisted.

"Well, there is… what is there? It's so hard to think of a world like this. It's impossible to have a world like this, then again, it exist." A flash of light appeared behind him; it was Discord.

"Still wishing you could go back?" Discord said.

"Yes, this isn't… normal for a human," Gryffindor admitted. "And Lyra, his powers could nearly explain Earth!"

"Well, you're still clueless about how to get back to Earth, right?" Gryffindor raised his middle finger at him.

"Everything on Earth is going to shit." Gryffindor spat. Discord rubbed his hands in an evil manner.

"Sounds like a world I could live and rule in." Discord muttered. Gryffindor turned into a hippogriff and scrapped Discord's chest.

"It may be shit, but you have no right to make it worse!" He pointed at Discord. "So go back to Hell!" He snapped his finges and teleported behind Gryffindor. He apparated two feet away.

"Where did you get the name?" He questioned. "Was it just random, or memory?"

"Discord, why are you here?" Lyra asked. He merely chuckled, and created a physics defying glass of chocolate milk.

"You violated the laws of physics!" Gryffindor yelled.

"I'm simply here if he can remember anything before this." Discord explained. He snapped again. "How about a history lesson!" His evil laugh was emitted through the air.

He was in that space dimension again, and there was a table with three members. These members were Tirek, King Sombrero (Yes, I am calling him King Hat), and Discord. They seemed to keep to themselves, and they had nervous expressions.

"Sombrero?" Gryffindor called out. They turned to him.

"That ends our blackjack game." Tirek groaned.

"Discord, let me out." He demanded. Discord slithered around him, and carried the slight serious face. This is going to be fun.

"After this," Sombrero told him, "Tell him, friend."

"Why, he's stupid." Discord said.

"I will eat you and your first born child." Gryffindor threatened. The three laughed and sighed.

"Why would you eat yourself?" Discord asked.

"I said you and your firs born chi-"... It struck him. He pulled out his wand and pointed it at Discord. He switched to Sombrero.

"What, you wish to duel," Sombrero asked. "If you wish." Gryffindor holstered his wand in anger. They walked five paces away from their opponent, with gives a distance of 14'9". Discord snapped his fingers and Ho-ohs battle music in Omega Booty and Alpha Senpai was put on a high volume.

Now, when I was making this, there was a problem. You will need to find the music yourself. I'm sorry, but I couldn't surpass the problem. Allow me to tell you the problem. And I want to point this out now because I didn't want readers to wonder.

As I was thinking, I wanted a Pokémon duel with Gryffindor and Sombra. I liked Ho-ohs music, and I'm in the Pokémon fandom as I'm writing this. I downloaded the soundtrack and thought, why not? I find a three minute, high-quality version of the track. My problem starts by remembering that instead of the "www", there was an "m". I would also like to note that I am writing on a tablet. I switch the "m" to the standard "www", and I enter it in the "chain link" option. I enter the URL and the text, but it says "Insert a URL". I return the "www" to the "m". Still, no positive response.

If you took the time to read this, thank you. I hope you understand the problem. I'll leave a non-linked URL for you to copy and paste in Youtube. If you have anything for a solution, please let me know. Once again, I'm sorry.

Gryffindor pulled out a great ball and threw it into the field, and out came Ho-oh. Sombra pulled out a master ball and threw out Giratina.

"Ho-oh, use Brave Bird!"

"Shadow force, Giratina!"

Ho-oh was close to strike the Giratina that Sombrero threw out, but Giratina was invisible the moment it tried to strike. A minute passed, and it attacked Ho-oh with a powerful dark orb. The screech was painful to listen to, but Ho-oh instantly fainted. The music died down.

"The fuck?" Gryffindor exclaimed.

"Either way, Brave Bird would not effect Giratina," Sombrero started. "It disappears from sight, making it invunerable."

"Well, I knew that," Gryffindor told. "It's just that the battle was so short."

"Gryffindor, you will put my apprentice in danger," an omnipotent voice called out. "You will now be pursued by my royal guard and will be brought to trial, for you have affiliation with the God of Chaos." Gryffindor turned around.

"Celestia?"

"Run, my son!"

Gryffindor ran up a hill for his escape. He thought he had escaped sucessfully. He was admiring the grass, and it looked nice. It has been two hours since he was confronted by Celestia. He looked upon the hill once more.

"Fuck." He muttered.

The fucking entire military of Equestria was marching up the hill. And the worse part is, Celestia is involved in the center of the soldiers. Instead of fighting back, he had a great idea. He sat down, and pulled out his 3DS.

No, it wasn't the 3DS XL that could use amiibos. It was a regular 3DS. He turned it on, and launch Majora's Mask 3D. He had yet to beat Stone Tower Temple. Unfortunately, his brother wasn't around to help him with the temple. He made Link wander around aimlessly.

Everyone else was just watching him, staring at his 3DS. It was a foreign object, something they had never seen before. They wondered why chose to pull out an entertainment device, rather than to fight back until tired.

"What?" Gryffindor looked away at the screen and looked at the small army. "I might as well do something." They didn't find it funny. Yet, at the same time, they didn't find it as a hostile act.

He heard fast hoofsteps behind him, but ignored the sound. He continued playing, practically entranced by the music in Stone Tower Temple. He still went around the temple, not knowing what to do. Realizing that he was so dependent on his brother's help, he looked behind him.

It was Lyra, still searching for him. He wasn't sure if it was a relieving fact, or just something else. It was just nice to know someone who didn't want to kill him was around.

"Hi, Lyra." He said, "Mind helping me with this game?"

"Sure, is it hard?" She asked.

"I'm stupid," he replied, "So it's probably easy for most people." He had low self-esteem, that was a fact.

"OK," she said, "I see what I can do."

They walked back to Lyra's house. Gryffindor kept staring at the top screen, with Lyra guiding him if he drifted away from the path to the house.

Once they reached the house and got inside, Gryffindor quickly searched for a couch. He handed the 3DS to Lyra and fell asleep.