Hatty was not happy. he was forced to wear an evil hat, and he had hurt his friends feelings. he decided to apologize once he was free. That didn't happen, making Hatty so unhappy he almost frowned internally, seeing as he couldn't move due to that hat, as he slowly sank into the ocean depths, he saw something above him floating down just as fast. The hat. He sank to the floor, silently screaming as the hat floated down, and onto his head. a blast was sent to the heavens, flying through space until hitting a rift. Most people would assume that this laser was a death laser of death, however, it was actually a transport laser of transportation. and thus, Hatty Hattington, best friend to all, was transported to a place he truly belonged, and continues to belong to this day. however, his tears never really went away...
friendliest first encounter
meanwhile, in canterlot castle, Celestia was enjoying a delicious treat, that, of course, meaning cake. because it is always cake. for a moment briefer than the pony eye could see, the world flashed bright green. Celestia was not a normal pony. here's a quick question, how far in the future from this event do you think I am? anyway,Celestia, being the curious mare she was, decided to check the general area that the light seemed to have come from, it proving difficult to pinpoint the exact location due to the wide are of the flash, however proving much less difficult later on, when smoke started rising, interlaced with some form of energy both red and green, before both disappearing. Celestia trotted to the small crater very carefully, before calling a nearby guard over. after having the guard check the crater, he came out with two... things. one appeared to be living, although it appeared to be passed out, while the other was an extremely fashionable hat that exuded evil energy, i mean, it was glowing red! glowing red things are always bad, everyone knows that! the the guard brought the creature and the hat into Celestia's guest room, as per her orders, before standing guard at the door, again with Celestia's orders to do such.
Hatty woke up with a big headache. this day just wasn't going his way. hey! a rhyme! things are looking better already! he knew things would look up, but this is a bit fast. Hatty cleared out his eyes, immediately, something struck him as odd. he could move! already he was forgetting how much pain he was in as he looked around the room he was in. it was a very nice room, and he noticed another peculiar thing. the hat! it was gone! but if anyone wears the hat... well... i don't know, but probably something bad would happen. then he turned his head slightly to see the hat was on a pony shaped mannequin. he got up from the bed and walked to the door so as to extend his hand i friendship to anything and everything he saw, as well as thank whoever had helped him in his time of need. he felt his pants slipping, and realized he hadn't buckled them. if you want friends, buckle your pants. Hatty opened the door to the room he was in, to immediately be met with a strange, horse-like creature, wearing full armour. Hatty did what came naturally to him. he spoke.
