The Princesses buy an ASUS G750
One day in Equestria it was a fine day nothing out of the ordinary. In the land everyone was going in their own
buisness, Applejack working on the farm with Big Mac. Rarity making dresses for her shop, Rainbow Dash
practicing like always. Pinkie Pie just being like Pinkie Pie. But for Twilight she had an important message
from Princess Celestia to make her come to Canterlot alone...
"Hello Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and Cadance why did you all call me over here?"
asked Twilight confused.
"We brought you here for an important mission that only you can fullfill it will be very difficult though so
I need to know if you are ready for this task, trust me this will only take about 10 minutes," says Celestia
thoroughly.
"Alright, what do you want me to do Princess," said Twilight.
"Twilight you need to go to the Human World and buy a Laptop from this place called Best Buy," said Luna.
"Human World?" said Twilight questionly, "Like where Sunset Shimmer went to abandon Equestria?"
"No It's a different universe, the one with the real life humans." Celestia began saying, "The one who
were in Equestria Centuries before Luna and I were in power."
"Umm okay, so when do you want me go to this Best Buy?" asked Twilight eager to continue.
"Right now Twilight, you need to buy a computer called the ASUS G750," said Celestia, "They say it is
a very powerful machine, and could help us."
"Why can't any of you do it?" asked Twilight, "Couldn't any of you just do it yourself?"
"No Questions now Twilight, just buy the Computer, or I will kill you," says Celestia seriously.
"Nevermind that, as we were saying just go and buy the laptop," says Cadance nervously.
Thus preparing to leave to the world of humans she uses the power of the other 3 alicorns to teleport her.
A giant Supernova is formed in doing this and she is flown into the direction of Earth at 50 light years
per second. She will arrive in the next 4 minutes to Earth. As she got to Earth she remembered she needed
to buy the laptop for the princesses, she flies to best buy scaring away all the costumers and asks the cashier
the question.
"Umm, excuse me, can you help me look for something sir?" said Twilight a bit uneasy. The Cashier looked
back at her not sure what to say. "What do you need ma'am?" said Pharrel.
"I need to buy a computer called the, ASUS G750," Twilight begins to say, "Do you have one Mr.?"
Pharrel was not over reacting to the pony right in front of him. He was acting completely normal for some reason.
But there was a reason he was acting normal, it's because he had seen weirder shit in his day. So he thought
it was perfectly normal he was talking to a Purple Alicorn, two and a half feet tall. So not to be rude he
responded lightly saying, "I think we have one, let me show you where it is located," he said.
Pharrel kept walking towards the computer for the pony to see. So he tells Twilight to take a look at the computer.
"I like it I think, I'll take it, but to know how it works I'm going to have to take you," says Twilight teleporting back
to Equestria with Pharrel.
"Oh shit, why did you take me here...?" Pharrel asked while sighing.
"I took you here, so you can help us work the computer ofcourse," Twilight said.
"Twilight, who is this, and why did you bring a human here?" Celestia asked confusely.
"So he can help us operate the machine, thats why Princess." Twilight said determined.
"Oh, I guess your right, okay then, Pharrel why don't you show us how to work the Computer." Celestia
says seriously.
"Umm alright then, first you press this button," Pharrel begins to say.
Pharrel tells them to turn on the laptop which ofcourse they could not press. This was beginning to frustrate him
since he had other things to do at home. Like write fanfiction's and make music for his manager. So he does
all the operating turning it on. Going to Google, which suprisngly works which is kind of strange. There was
no internet service nearby but he saw it was connected to the local best buy. He noticed the portal was still
open, so he knew wifi would be getting through alright.
"So, can I go now, also I need the 1,000 dollars if you are going to buy the laptop," Pharrel stays sternly.
"We don't have dollars, but we do have bits," says Twilight sheepishly.
"Oh God, look I need to money right now!" yelled Pharrel, "If I don't recieve it I am taking it back to the store!"
"Pharrel lighten up, we're going to pay you back ma homie, we got dolla', if you need dem," the Mysterious
voice says.
"Who are you?" asks Pharrel.
"What are you talking about?" asked Luna worried for the being's health, "Are you sick sir?"
"Oh no, I'm fine, I hope I am," said Pharrel.
"Well do you need anymore help with the laptop?" asks Pharrel for the last time.
"Not really, but is it okay with you if you show us the Internet?" asked Twilight.
"Alright sure, why not." said Pharrel.
Pharrel shows them Youtube and all the cat videos famous on youtube. They all laugh for the funny
videos. Pharrel then goes on websites like Facebook, Twitter, and then Google+. He shows them the
Magic of Photoshop and After Effetcs. Also Adobe Illustrator to draw anything. Pharrel eventually
leaves them all using the Asus G750. Twilight uses it to read stories. Cadance uses it to write stories online.
Celestia uses it to start flame wars on 4chan. Luna uses it to start debate about random stuff.
All of them use Sudo names though, so their identity is not found out. Everyday they go up there
just to see the online world.
They did this for a long time, since they were all Alicorns they were imortal and used it forever. All of Equestria
was destroyed and conqured by Dragons. Everything has failed, the only thing that was still up was
Canterlot Castle. All of the Princesses were killed because they failed to pay attention around the outside
world because of the computer.
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Pharrel wakes up in his house getting a call from his manager. He has an audition in My Little Pony: Friendship
is Magic. As a new enemy named Tirek his manager said. He declines the offer and go backs to sleep.
