Every now and then, Celestia feels the need to connect with the common ponies of Equestria. She enlists her sister's help to do so, and spends an hour doing her best 'public relations' with a pair of stallions and a banquet of delicious fast-food and deserts. After all... everyone appreciates a good whore. A request for TAW who has tragically jilted his awesomeness in favour of his own notion of self-importance.