What do you do when you've gotten yourself into bondage and can't get out? Ideally, of course, you'd have a loving dom(me) standing by, ready to get you free when you need and/or deserve it. But some ponies don't have that, for any of a variety of reasons. For those ponies, there is The Rescue Service.

Meet Affine Scheme, untier-of-ponies, an ordinary pegasus with a slightly less ordinary job. One fine day he ends up rescuing somepony without having a coworker with him to certify that he isn't taking advantage of the helpless client. Clop ensues, at first. Then consequences begin to pile up – some of them cloppy, others not so much.

Index of characters and themes: anal (chapter 12), Big Macintosh (chapter 3), blackmail (chapter 2), Blueblood (chapter 12), bondage (several chapters, particularly 2, 7, 8, 12), Carrot and Cup Cake (chapter 9), femdom (chapter 2), fire safety (none, it's porn, deal with it), gangbang (chapter 10), Harshwhinny (chapter 15), infidelity (chapters 4, 5), Luna (chapter 9, 12–14), magic restraints (chapters 5, 8, 9), Octavia (chapters 2, 7, 10, 12–16), pet play (chapters 4, 8, 15), Pinkie Pie (chapter 3, briefly in 10), planking (chapter 12), Pokey Pierce (chapters 4, 8, 11, 15), porn logic (scattered throughout), prison (chapter 12), prostitution (chapter 6, 10?, 12?), public sex (chapter 10), Rarity (chapters 9, 12, 14), self-bondage (chapter 3), sheathjob (chapters 6, 10), Suri Polomare (chapter 12), Upper Crust (chapter 5), Vinyl (chapters 2, 6, 7, 9–15), watersports (chapter 8).

Also features a character who does math in his head during sex, use of the missionary position, and other such minor perversions.

Chapter 2 “Happy Birthday” is a collaboration with Avorin, who also helped with bouncing ideas for several of the other chapters.