Ugh, I have the worst hangover in the world. This must be what mana poisoning feels like. Memo to self train extensively, but don’t overdo it. As I woke I noticed I was strapped to Twilight’s machine….I WAS STRAPPED TO TWILIGHT’S MACHINE, shit she’s gonna dissect me. I tried to use magic to remove my restraints...nothing.

“Spike take note! The subject Hunter, or Elusive Hunter as the note would have us believe. Possesses advanced capacity for magic after being “spliced” with Rarity’s essence and changes to his person are clear. The subject is no longer human, but a human/pony hybrid! I am now attempting to scope the ramifications of this discovery.”

I had read enough books and watched enough movies to know what that meant. But Twilight was my friend she wouldn’t just kill me for science...would she. I wasn’t about to give her the chance and knowing my luck AJ doesn’t know I’m in Twilight’s lab. “Look here Twilight I don’t mind you collecting data like this, so long as you don’t dissect or vivisect me!”

Twilight cringed, knowing her it was at the thought of vivisection of an intelligent specimen. “Don’t be absurd, vivisection of a sentient specimen is akin to torture and you’re Applejack’s precious Hunter! I don’t approve of such barbaric sciences. That’s what the machine is for after all!”

I had never seen this one before.. The wires were leading into a hub. Twilight pressed a button and it projected my form and vitals. Well I’ll be damned Twilight had invented the world’s first magic mediscanner. The trekky in me was indeed amused.

“Other than your speech and recognition capabilities, there’s one thing that’s bothering me, your vitals. You have a fever and by your heartbeat alone, you should be dead!”

I laugh at her dilemma and debated on telling her the truth. That not only am I spliced, but I’m from another world. Fuck it, Applejack might have to tell her to end this silly testing. “The reason for that is I’m an alien. I don’t mean I’m another liform when I say alien though, what I mean by alien is I’m from another dimension compared to the humans here I am hyper evolved. And don’t mind my vitals as long as my temp's not over 105 degrees Marenheit I’ll be fine but beyond that is brain damage and then death. Fevers for humans from my world are considered 100 degrees and up due to our normal temperature of 98.6 degrees.”

Twilight stopped me. “Spike are you getting this?” She asked excitedly

“Sure am, Twilight” Spike said in his usual “best assistant (next to me) in Equestria tone.

“Spike, bro. I don’t care what Twilight says the information about me being an alien goes to no one not even Celestia!” I shouted as I finally produced enough magic to break my restraints and removed the device from my body. It was futuristic for Equestria, but not for me. Twilight whimpered. “If word gets out about my being an extra dimensional being, then you have signed my death certificate. The quacks won’t stop until I’m dead and being studied by them for their little nobel. Not even you would be able to assure my safety in that case, Princess Twilight Sparkle.” I bowed to her.

Twilight bit her lip. “You’re right Spike don’t write down the extra dimensional part in the report to the princess and purge it from the experiment data! We can’t have the worlds only sentient human and our friend killed...not even for science!” good she got my point. “So tell me more about your world!”

That was a long but short story before I told her what I knew I stated that I was six when I had arrived to Equestria and had been here for about ten years. This caused Twilight to stir...oh right I forgot about the human aging. I hushed her and explained that part. After she calmed down I shared some tales of Earth with her, she didn’t probe me for too much information knowing I was a child when I lived on earth and my memories were few.

By the time I had gotten to the good bits spike had retrieved the other girls and we were all in the lobby area of the now closed Golden Oaks library that was rebuilt after the creation of the Castle and placed in a different area in town. “So you’re telling me you have a means of transportation that can exceed the speed of mach 10!” Twilight screamed in glee and RD frowned in disbelief that anything is faster than her.

I smile at what I was getting ready to say. “Yes, planes can fly faster than Rainbow Dash, but those are primarily for military use.” RD just scoffed at me.

Rarity was next to ask me a question. “Elusive, where did you get the Idea for your garb? It looks fabulous!”

I smiled at her and answered “You remember me telling you about our means of entertainment? Well I got this from a game.” I didn’t tell her the name or that I’d be making the tools of the trade. I didn’t want the looks that statement would come with. She took my rather vague answer and didn’t question it.

“I’m still mad at you for taking my fabric without permission!” The marshmallow states indignantly.

“Well what did you expect me to do? Go up to your room and say excuse me Madame Rarity, yes I gave you a title. That’s what you are to me. May I make use of your materials to make myself some clothing. You would have hit me with a magic blast or defenstrated me and you know it!” She didn’t deny it. “On a side note that fabric is extremely itchy, love.” I said with my accent sounding slightly distinguished, yet country like the rest of my family. Rarity remained silent to maintain her ladylike dignity. Everyone took my calling Rarity love as her calling everyone darling.

I didn’t have too many questions to answer since half of them already knew this stuff about me. The others were just amazed that Apple Bloom managed to not say a word about “her amazing human” well technically she didn’t since she brought me to show and tell once and I displayed my “cleverness” and combat skills for the class to see. The fact that I had “official” papers from Canterlot was once again my saving grace with those ponies.

After a few rounds of explanations, the girls were satisfied and I was free of the questions. I went to perusing the shelves and grabbed books ranging from “Magic 4 Foals” to “Advance magical encyclopedia” and I began reading the books I had coveted for two years. I put my photographic memory to good use and ran through over half of the books within ten minutes and put them back where they belonged. The organization here was shit, I’d have to introduce Twilight to the dewey decimal system, she’d absolutely love it!

Twilight looked flabbergasted. “There’s no way you could have read all those in ten minutes!” To prove her wrong, I teleported behind her and back to her, made a small ball of dark energy and implode it and then cast a zero gravity spell. “Okay, so maybe you can, but you might want to find one specific type of magic and excel at it”

I think for a minute and reply. “Got anything on enchantment, disenchantment, and combat magic?

Twilight’s eye’s light up at my decision. I could tell she was doing the math in her head to what role those skills would be needed for. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were trying to become a paladin of sorts!”

My smile became visible and her suspicions were confirmed. Now that I had magic on my side, I had a chance at getting into the Rising Tide or better yet becoming a knight of the Lunar order! “You got it right Twilight. Apple Bloom wasn't the only one with hopes of serving Luna. Her goal is still Luna but mine is being a better Spartan for Etheria. Now that the cat is out of the bag, you should know that I'm a grand spartan."

Twilight grinned at my statement. “A human knight, now that would be a first! How exactly do you intend to pull that off, Elusive Hunter?”

Is she mocking me or being genuinely curious? “I have an idea.” She opens her mouth for an answer but I put my finger to my lips. “But that my dear, Is a secret!” Her mane got that disheveled look to it. I had forgotten who I was dealing with here, Twilight hates not knowing things. “I’ll tell you, but you have to pinkie promise to keep it between us.” With the promise made, I gave her my rough plan.

“That just might work, Elusive.” Twilight declared in a somber manner. She doubts my plan well she’ll eat those words soon enough. I sighed. “That’s a long road you’ll be walking on, you know that right?” I nodded my head while reading all three books at once. I love magic, now I know why Twilight uses it all the time.

I spent the next few hours in a warded room practicing my newly aquired magic. Twilight seemed frustrated and excited at the speed of my learning with magic. “It’s completely unheard of. In less than a day you went from novice spells to adept spells. Keep this up and you’ll be on advanced spells in a month!” She said gleefully I have the distinct feeling that she wants me to become her student.

“So what you’re saying is I won’t be needing magic kindergarten!” Twilight cringed at the mention of it. That just let me know that horrible things went on there and I’d never want to partake in them.

“There’s more than just three princesses, you know. If you were a pony I’d say your special skill would be combat magic. I’d say that I’m just what you need for a teacher! And quite possibly a liege lady. If you ever feel like leaving Etheria, let me know!” She whispered that last part. Too bad for her that I heard it, enhanced monster hunter senses for the win!

“Why Princess Twilight Sparkle are you trying to tell me something?” There she goes again with that look. “Yes Twilight, I would love to be your student. But as far as being your knight goes I can't just leave my duties in the Spartan regiment. They need me..” Twilight gives me a motherly stare. "Alright Scootaloo needs me. You know about me and AJ by now. Well Scoots is the matriarch of the herd and I can't betray my wife like that. Not even for you. You had your chance at me and missed it, princess. I will gladly be your student your friend and give you a dicking when you need it but I will not betray either my wedding vow or loyalty vow." I put all my honor in that statement and was rewarded with a beautiful smile from Twilight and roaring applause coming from the ether. Damn it, Etheria! Truth be told Twilight was always my goal. But that ship sailed long ago She is my goddess but I shall not sever the bonds I have made with the Spartans for a moment of happiness with her.

Etheria Poised herself for a regal statement. Sunny la Fatass hates that she outshines her but she's my princess/mother-in-law, what can I do? Mother dearest takes my statement home by pointing that I'm not just in a herd with Scootaloo but am married to her. Scootaloo is her adopted child and by extension I am her son. She goes on until any idea of taking me for her own leaves Twilight's head. "Make my Grand Spartan as grand as you possibly can. I plan on revealing him at G3. I shall come up with a way of displaying his power and he shall receive all accommodations for his acts of valor. All shall know the glory of Prince Elusive Hunter." That would give Tia in hysterics. She can't very well challenge this can she? The Spartans have enough power and number that they could secede and absolutely fuck the equestrian military up. We must've been smiling wickedly because Twilight looked frightened. Mother left us to our own devices after her statement.

We began to plan a training regimen for someone of my capabilities. My lesson plan would be a balance of adept and accelerated learning levels. I still found it funny that I made her gawk at my iteration of the basic spells. I mean why cast a fireball when you can put a twist to the beginners flame spell making a whirling flame of the same power level and use less mana. That was how I’d do magic from now on. Using minimal mana for optimal use.

Twilight told me that my statement was correct but most battle mages would find how I do things a little funny. Well, unlike them I’m not trying to be OP as a motherfucker. I’d take efficiency over flare any day of the week. I mean who do you think I am, Trixie?

Twi was still jumping up and down like an excited little filly. Damn, it’s insane how cute she can be sometimes. My eyes went straight to her flank then to her face. I was starstruck. Cut that shit out mind, she’s going to be teaching me more advanced spells. I can’t be going and sexualizing her can I? Even if we haven't done it in a while. Damn do I miss that pussy. She has to be doing this on purpose! As soon as I thought that “Hot for Teacher” started playing in my head. Ok I admit it, I’ve had a crush on Twilight since I met her but now ain’t the time or the place to start thinking about dat plot!

“Oh, before we go on I forgot to take a sample.” Twilight blushed a little, probably in embarrassment of forgetting to collect a sample from me.

I give her the goofiest grin I could possibly summon. “What do you need Twilight. I mean you can’t possibly have missed anything you took my blood, a small tissue sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample.”

Twilight got a look that somewhat mimicked Fluttershy. “What I need from you is a sperm sample, Elusive.” I take back that previous thought, I will indeed be thinking about that plot.

“Fine, you can have your sample. But you’re gonna have to ‘help’ me.” This got a rise out of her. So it was all right for her to make me her toy when she thought I was a "normal" human but she can't now that she knows the truth. Bump that shit, I know her every sweet spot.

Twilight looked like she was about to protest but she stopped. “Very well, I’ll...do it.” I removed my pants for her and holy shit, that’s a horse cock! Twilight’s eyes went wide. Well this is gonna be fun. And that’s how I got my first ever magic job….it felt different, but a good type of different. Twilight took the sample to another machine and said it would take a few days to analyze. The excitement of a new lifeform was still in her voice and she was still acting like a little filly. We fucked like maniacs as soon as the the machine started doing its job.

I spent the night at the library instead of the castle that night. Twilight had a lot of stress tests for me to do. She strapped me up to her machine again for a second scan this time she made a copy. With that we call it a day.

My training began the next day. “Since you seem to be able to speed read, We’ll be focusing on application of your...unique style for a combat mage. Today we’ll be finding out what your element is and then we’ll work on it from there.” I nodded at her and was ready to begin. She pulled out what looked like...It was a fucking crystal ball.

“Twilight, love. What does fortune telling have to do with anything right now?” I ask in slight frustration and curiosity.

Twi just grinned at my statement. “Oh so you’ve never heard of mana reading! This crystal ball is how we’ll devine what type of spells in your desired field you can learn. After all for what you want to do it will take a lot of preparation, Elusive.” She said to me as if she was happy I asked. Is this what having a teacher is like?

“Now I’m going to need you to focus your mana into the orb. And remember to clear your mind while you do it!”

“So basically I’m meditating and focusing my chakra into a focal point.” Twilight looked even more amused at my statement and nodded. I did as she said and the orb started spinning.

Twilight had a grin on her face, what wasn’t she telling me. As the orb was spinning, I could feel it expanding ebbing and flowing. As I was embracing the nice draft I felt while spinning the orb, I felt a burning sensation. Looking up I realized the orb had become a burning zephyr.

“Elusive, that’s absolutely magnificent!” Twilight said with mad glee and wonder clearly in her voice. Did I just make her proud? I really hope I did.

An idea sprung into my head as I watch the small star I had created. I move the ball with my mind in desired motions and started dancing as if I were in a rave. “Does this make me a firebender or an airbender?” I mused to myself, not actually caring. I’ve got fucking magic and I will master it!

Twilight was slightly irked and amused by my actions. Grabbing her for a dance, knowing full well she can’t dance. I settled for rhythmically hopping and skipping of a jump rope (the wind not the fire). When we stopped I rubbed her belly a bit. “Okay, you can stop playing around now!” She seemed somewhere between flippant and angry. “There’s a time and place for acting so silly and now is not one of them. Let’s get back to the lesson shall we?" She sounded like Cheerilee for a second.

“You loved it and you know it.” She shot me a glare but didn’t deny it. I hear her mutter “magic kindergarten” and my eyes turn to pinpricks. “Yes teacher!” I reply, doing my best to sound like a colt and not my new sexed up voice. In all seriousness, the six of them were gushing at my voice and looks. Shaking the thought out of my head, I notice that Twilight was crying and smiling at me.

“Elusive Hunter!” uh oh, she full named me. Twilight coughed “Sorry I got a little excited, let’s try this again. Elusive Hunter, it is with great pleasure that I state you’ll be focusing on the elements of wind and fire as well as your conditioning.” She’s really happy about this isn’t she?

I go along with the flow and bow to my sensei. “Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!”

Twilight smiles that beautiful smile again and bows “Hai!” Sweet, she knows Japanese. “Before you ask, don’t forget I spend a lot of time with books. I’m guessing you spent just as much time on the internet.” I nod in confirmation.

For the rest of the day, we focused on basics of wind and fire magic. The lesson was awesome, I would have preferred doing it without all the wires connected to me but thems the brakes. I think she doesn't want to risk me breaking the ward with a magic supernova. That and I don’t think Celestia would be pleased that somepony fucked up and created a nuclear fission.

I can’t help but smile at that thought, I would have to learn how to create a isolated white dwarf or maybe a mini supernova, oh how about a black hole. I could have some serious fun with that one.

It was all cool...until I noticed Twilight was staring at me in either amazement or horror. Did I say any of that out loud, ah horse apples. “You spend way too much time with Pinkie Pie for your own good, my dear student. But yes it would peeve her if you were to create another sun or overshoot it and cause a supernova.”

Great, she’s taking a breather. Maybe she’s done. “Now if you want to work with such spells, it will take discipline and time. Not to mention serious protection spells on both you and your area of choice!” My mind spoke too soon. I wonder if I should tell her there’s a heaven gate ward in my castle.

I head home to the farm since I hadn't been there in a bit. I was immediately assaulted with a flurry of hugs and kisses from Apple Bloom “Why in tarnation ain’t ya come by in so long! Ya usually check in with us everyday, I was worried ta death!” She hit me on the arm..or at least she tried. Her hoof was deflected by a small kinetic shield that I would have to recast. “What was that and why do ya look so different! Did miss Rarity give ya a makeover? Ya kinda look like her, you’ve even got a tail!”

“Darling, you have no idea!” I say in my new voice. Apple Bloom actually blushed. Well, now I know for sure that my voice is a mare killer, I’ll have to tone it down a little. “Long story short, I got spliced with Rarity’s DNA and am now a pony human hybrid.” Apple Bloom was booming at that one. “Oh yeah, it hurt like a mother in labor!” That stopped any questions she had cold...for now.

Big Mac greets me at the table with a beer. “Where ya been?” Ever the man of few words!

“Training and test with Twilight. AJ must’ve been really busy not ta tell y’all, AB didn’t even know! I’m gonna go see what’s wrong with her.” I said while finishing my beer.

“Eyup” Mac gave me his usual answer to good actions. Walking up to put a few things away,

Walking up the stairs, I hear a muffled sound. When I noticed it was coming from my room, I open my door slowly and I find AJ quietly crying in my bed. “AJ are you okay, Love?” She was a sobbing mess.

“Hunter, you’re okay! I done thought Twilight mighta pushed ya too hard when ya didn’t come fer lunch.!” She was wiping her tears. I couldn’t resist, I had to hug her!

*It’s not one of mine if there’s no sexytime every now and again so here it is Ifn ya don’t wanna read it then stop here*

“It’s okay love, I’m fine.” I scratch her ears a bit to make her feel better. I had become a staple in the life of the Apple family in these past two years and vice versa. I would move mountains to keep them happy. Especially Applejack! I love that mare! I Push her down on my bed and caress her lips with my thumb. Bringing myself closer to her, I kiss her passionately.

The feeling of her tongue caressing mine gave me a sense of pure elation. She moaned as my hands did their work and made their way to her nethers. If I wasn’t still kissing her, she would have moaned out loud. Her hooves reached towards me and brought me closer to her as I proceeded to get her off. One hand was caressing her from barrel to teats and the other was “entertaining” her pussy and clit. It didn’t take long for her to cum. Damn I love that O face of hers.

After taking a moment to enjoy her orgasm, AJ goes for my pants. I move to take them off. “Don’t you worry none cube, I got this.” She said in a playful tone. If my soldier wasn’t standing at attention before, I was now. AJ pulls down my pants and is rewarded with a dickslap to the face. “Whoa there partner! I ain’t forgot about ya!” She say while she gave my dick a kiss and continued to give me a hoofjob.

The hoofjob soon became a blowjob. The sight of her head bobbing up and down on my member was elating. I could feel her wrapping her tongue around a bit and damn was it good! “This here’s mine, ya hear me.” Oh sweet Luna that’s sexy. AJ went back to work, but I could take no more. AJ picked up on what I wanted and lined herself up so I could get a good view of the goods. My work on her honeypot began soon after, my tongue moving with expert precision. After all, I know what she likes we’ve been at this for over a year.

Applejack moans while she’s working my hard throbbing tool. That moan was enough to push me past the climax. Aj spat it out and gagged. “Tarnation, you shot out about as much as a stallion sugarcube! Maybe ya should let Twilight take some more a those test.”

She’s worried about me, how sweet! “Sugarcube, are ya sure yer alright? Yer cryin, did I hurt ya or did it just feel too good?” Shit, my emotions are unstable, I think I might need a minute.

“I’m fine, dar….love. I think the transition is causing me a little trouble. My emotions are going haywire.” I inform my precious mare.

“Are ya up to it or do ya wanna call it quits tonight?” That’s a good question. If I’m like this from just getting head (no matter how mind blowing it is) I reckon I don’t wanna know what would happen to me right now if I was ta mount her. One look at AJ made up my mind. She’s worried about me but she’s shakin her plot in the air. That’s it, she’s hurtin for it bad and I don’t think I can stop at this point. Damn is this what stallions feel when they think about stopping?

“Well sugarcube which is it, stop or go?” I just smiled and rammed my mighty rod into her wanting hole and got to work. Good thing I learned the muffling spell the other day. Albeit I learned it for assassination missions, but it sure came in handy quickly. Applejack was neighing and moaning gutteral moans while backing her flank up and down to my rhythm with reckless abandon. Another good thing was I cast it in the form of a bubble that encased the bed and the floor it rested on. Twilight would be proud of my application, until she finds out I used it for sex. Then she’ll most likely yell at me in her angry teacher voice which bordered on the royal canterlot voice.

There was no feeling better than having AJ’s fur rustle against my skin. It brought an elicit sense of thrill to my person. When I got bored of doing it pony style, I switched it to cowgirl to have AJ put some work in it. Applejack bent forward and kissed me as I grabbed ahold of her plot to plunge faster harder and deeper into her. It took some time to get used ta the feeling of having teats rub up on my lower extremities. A part of me still expects breast rubbing on my chest. Well that’s why we both have fun with a human or two every now and again.

Then a thought I couldn’t get out of my head emerged, Applejack as a human! Oh that thought brought me to the uncouth act of drooling (damn it Rarity, how many changes are your dna gonna give me!). Giving the amount of time and effort she puts into bucking apples, she would definitely be a brick house and knowing her, she’d hold nothing back! “Y’all right there, sugarcube? You seem distracted.” Here she is getting hammered and she’s still asking me if I’m okay. Are they sure her element is honesty and not kindness? It’s time to give her some reassurance.

I laid Applejack on the bed and grabbed one of her hind legs and proceeded to give her the business. Not before increasing the power of the spell. Giving how hard I was gonna plow her, she'd break the damn thing! As I was destroying her, I noticed the door was cracked. Did I leave it open? I must have since there’s no way anyone else is up here right now. Given the muffled sound of crying and whatnot. They’ll leave that to me, I’m sure.

Apple Bloom

I wonder what the hay is taken em so long up there, Hunter said he’d help me with ma project today! “Well I better go inside and start it up maself.” I walk in, grab a cucumber, and greet ma brother and granny.

“Youngin, ain’t you got homework ta finish?” Granny asked me in pure curiosity and no anger in her voice at all. I’m getting real good at profiling, even if I’m just usin it on ponies I know. Hunter says that’s the best way to practice it.

“Ain’t got no homework granny, just a project that’s due at the end of the month. Hunter said he’d help me with it today!”

Big mac took his attention away from his evening drink and looked at me like he was gonna ask me a question. “What’s the project on, little sister?” Yup, there goes the question. I am gettin good at this!

“It’s on centrifuge and it’s applications in both everyday life and combat!” I think he’ll give his usual answer to overly complicated situations. My brother ain’t no idiot but on the flipside he ain’t no genius either. Macintosh could help me with my math but this was applied physics, so he’d be givin me a nope.

"Nope, cant help ya. You're gonna need Hunter or pr... miss Twilight ta help ya." Twilight had insisted that the family of her friends just called her Twilight.

“Well, I’m gonna go get Hunter!” With that I headed up the stairs and to hunters room. There was a muffled sound comin from the other side of the door, is sis still crying? As soon as I cracked the door a little, my eyes are givin a view I wasn’t expectin, Applejack and Hunter were ruttin!

I couldn’t take my eyes off it, I was enjoyin what I was seein. Hunter was really poundin sis. She was clearly hollerin, but I could barely hear a peep! He must be usin some sorta spell. My fillyhood was feelin my excitement, I placed ma hoof down there and started to please maself. My eyes wouldn’t remove themselves from Hunter doing his thing. It ain’t fair, sis! Why do you get to be so close ta Hunter!

As I’m grinding and backing up into ma hoof, I notice that it just ain’t enough. That’s when ma train of thought went ta the cucumber! Mimicking sis, I licked and sucked the cucumber in rhythm with her suckin Hunter. I was really gettin into it, ma imagination had long ago turned the vegie into Hunter’s phallus. I couldn’t take it anymore and started pumping the cucumber into ma fillyhood, bent down into pony style. Hunter and sis where doin the same thing...wait a minute can he see me? As if to confirm ma suspicions, Hunter forces sis’ head down to the bed and points dead at me while he’s plowing her.

That point soon turned into a “come hither” point. Hunter put a blindfold on sis and what I’m guess to be a sound cancellation spell around me so I could continue what I was doin. Ma presence seemed ta make Hunter go wild, oh did sis ever love that. It felt a little weird watchin ma sister get her rocks off but I was too far gone ta care. He was on the edge and shot his load straight into sis wanting maw! I wonder what it taste like. Hunter patted me on the head with magic and blew me a kiss and told me ta leave with a gesture. Seein as I didn’t want sis ta bust us, I did as I was told and went ta ma room. I spent the rest of the day in heavy hoofed masturbation thinkin about what I had just seen.

Author's Note

So, If you read all the way through, thank you! It took me a while on deciding how I was going to do the whole Applejack thing and those of you who want to see how they get together, don't worry you will. This story will have a lot of (non filler) flashbacks. Matter of fact, I'm working on one right now! Also, this is the last chapter with a GAGA song title for a while