The Protectors: log one

Canterlot house
C.R 815

I entered the kitchen and opened the fridge. I levitate the milk out. I opened the freezer and there he was. My familiar had his head sticking through the back of the freezer. Trying to lick the ice-cream. I shut the freezer and walked over to the cereal cupboard. I levitated the box of cereal down and a bowl. I turned the box over the bowl, and a note fell out.
It read" We are out of cereal. Whoever reads this has to go buy more, or I will have Steve eat your soul.
Sincerely Juste Bougie
` PS, fuck you.”

"Fuck you too" I grumbled to myself.

I put the milk back into the fridge. Then I walked up stairs to the bathroom, and looked into the mirror. A silver unicorn with a blue Maine looked back at me. I brushed my mane into a reasonable shape.
After that, I walked up to my room, and noticed another note on my bedside table.

This one said" Dear Gix, Get a hobbies you useless bum. I can tell you from personal experience it’s very relaxing to have something to do other than train. I should know I'm a mad scientist. Like yesterday I discovered that you shouldn't leave apprentices in charge of hydras. I should know I am a mad scientist after all.”

"He wonders why I don't take him seriously” I thought to myself
I set the note down, and I picked up a pouch filled with bits. Then I walked outside. My familiar jumped next to me. .

“Where we going?" he asked.

"Shopping we have to go buy cereal.”

“Oh, let’s get coco puffs!"

"I'm not even going to question that."

We walked through Canterlot. The city was undeniably beautiful in the morning .flower beds blooming and smelling wonderful. The towers curved gracefully into the sky. The white marble and gold sunstone glowed orange in the morning sun. The entire city was a work of art and its population was too proud to let it be anything else than beautiful.
After an hour of walking we made it to the market square, and we walked up to the cereal stand. The stand was yellow and green stripped. The unicorn mare manning the stand is yellow with a light brown mane.

“Hay Crunchy bits.” I yelled.

"Good morning Silvermane. How’s your morning been? “She asked.

"Decent so far.”

“How many boxes do you want?”

“You there with the blue mane halt!" yelled two royal guards as the marched up to me.

"Do you need something officers?" I asked.

"You need to come us.”

"Why?”

"The magic police want to talk to you.” They responded.

I took a deep breath and let it out.

"They don't even have the common courtesy to come themselves. Common lets go meet the floor cleaners.” I said.

"Floor cleaners?" asked the clearly younger of the two.

"You’ll understand when we get there" I answered.

The two guards took positions on either side of me. Then they marched me towards the inner city.