Superior Pony Master Race

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 967

Princess Celestia learns a lesson that her ponies aren't so superior after all.

Princess Celestia learns a lesson that her ponies aren't so superior after all.

Warning: Sex and general stupidness.

Note: Written under about ten minutes, so it should not be taken seriously.

Published 2014-06-27 01:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-27 01:10:03 UTC

Superior Pony Master Race

The most glorious cum insideable butt in the multiverse was sat on a golden throne, that butt belonged to Princess Celestia, whom had the biggest futa penis in the multiverse.

"Mwahahaha! I have the biggest penis in the multiverse and have the most cum insideable butt there is! Therefore making ponies the superior master race to pathetic small penised humans. Now I am going to be an elitist cunt and bring shame to humanity!" she shouted.

With that Celestia used her sexy pony magic to teleport herself across time and space through multiverse into another universe. She appeared in the middle of Tme Square in New York and began waving her massive penis in the middle of the crowded street.

"Pathetic humans! Tremble in fear before my mighty penis!"

The humans gasped in shock and bowed before her.

"Eh, you're penis isn't that big compared to mine!" said a mysterious manly voice.

Roaring in rage Celestia's penis fired a laser beam out to space. "What? Who dares says somepony has a bigger penis!"

"I do!"

A manly wearing a kilt and blue war paint on his face came out from the crowd with a even bigger penis than Celestia's penis.

"Mel... Mel Gibson..." she whimpered in fear before his terrifying mighty penis.

"Mel Gibson?!" he shouted in anger. "I am not Mel Gibson! " he fired lightning from his arse. "I am William Wallace!"

"Oh yeah! I challenge you to a penis battle!"

"Bring it on bitch!"

William Wallace and princess Celesta entered an epic penis battle that would decide the fate of humanity. Both of them began cock slapping each other across the face with with their mighty penises. But Mel Gibson's penis was stronger, thus her penis gave up and teleported away.

"Oh Mel gibson take me!" she moaned sexfully.

She turned around to bring forth her glorious fat pony butt before Mel Gibson's mighty penis.

"Qapla!" He shouted as he drove his massive penis up her butthole.

"Ravage me Mel Gibson, pound me. fuck me you sexy scotsman."

With that he began pounding the sexy pony princess up the butthole. People in the street began masturbating over the hot human and pony sex.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted a handsome red lobster man as he walked toward them while clicking his claws excitedly with a massive monster cock at the ready. "Why not make this a threesome?"

"Oh Zoidberg, please fuck me!" she said sexfully.

Zoidberg went underneath the pony and began pounding her pony pussy with his massive penis.

And to make things even more better the sexy robot known as Bender came out from a green time sphere with a massive robot penis at the ready and a bottle Jack Daniels in his hands.

"Oh, Bender! I want to suck your penis!"

"Awww yeah, time to fuck a pony!"

Bender wolfed down his Jack Daniels, lit himself up a cigar while using his middle finger as a lighter and then came forth and stuffed his massive penis into her muzzle. Celestia moaned in pure bliss, she was being fucked by human, a lobster man and robot. Truly this was best foursome in the multiverse.

On and on the three pounded the sexy pony princess. Celestia in her entire life was never pounded so hard by any other mighty penises before. She continued to moan sexfully.

After several hours of pounding Bender came first.

"Suck my chocolate salty sauce!" he shouted.

Celestia swallowed Bender's delicious chocolate salty sauce while it was being shot into her mouth. Her swallows weren't fast enough as the chocolate salty sauce began to overflow out from her mouth to drip down over her and Bender, she pulled away letting Bender soak her face with jets of chocolate salty sauce.

When he finally came to a stop Celestia licked her lips to eat the tasty chocolate sauce covering her face.

Then Zoidberg came in her pony pussy filling her pussy with his male jelly. Followed by Mel Gibson cumming inside her butthole and filling it with his cum.

However, the three penises were still not done with the sexy pony princess. Thus they switched positions, with Zoidberg's penis in her mouth now, Mel Gibson's penis up her pony pussy and Bender's up her butthole.

"Whoa Pony, you got a huge ass!" Bender shouted as he slammed his massive penis up the pony's butthole.

The pounding began again, but this time it was Doctor Zoidberg turn to cum inside.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" he shouted as he came.

Celestiaa swallowed Zoidberg's delicious semen, that tasted of garbage, rotten fish and tatter sauce.

As Celestia was being fucked in all holes by the three mighty penises, she knew she never felt so pounded in her whole life. Truly, this was a great foursome to be told from father to son for throughout the ages.

Late as he was, things got even better when Adolf Hitler arrived in a Tiger Tank.

"Bender, I want to pound the sexy pony princess up the butthole. Can you please move aside?" said the mighty Führer.

"Well, since you asked so nicely."

Bender pulled his mighty penis out from the pony's butthole. Hitler teleported himself behind the pony's butt and stuffed his massive terrifying penis up her butthole.

"Ficken! Her pony pussy is so tight!"

"Hey, can I join?" said a girly voice.

All five turned around and saw Justin Bieber and his tiny penis.

"No! You fucking pussy!" shouted Hitler.

"But--

Hitler fired laser beams from his eyes that blew Bieber up in a fiery explosion that would make Michael Bay proud.

With Justin Bieber gone the mighty Führer gripped the pony's side and began slamming his massive penis up her pony butt.

And then Celestia learned humans were superior.

The End