Playing Cards

To everyone else in the household it was the average Saturday. But to Bruce Willis, it was the greatest day of his life. A brand new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic would be showing in about ten minutes. Bruce was a brony of course and like many other bronies around the world he was a closet brony. It wasn't hard for him to hide his interests in the pastel coloured ponies as he was a closet fan of many other shows too. But one show in particular had a profound effect on him. Yu-gi-oh. An anime about a Japanese turn based card game. He had thousands of cards but eventually stopped playing with them. His friends grew out of the trend and poor Bruce had to assimilate with them.

After watching the new episode (which was exceptionally good in Bruce's mind) he decided to take a nap. Masturbating to ponies always took a toll on the poor sixteen year old. His head still had some dirty images of Twilight in a saddle or Luna in some panties and stockings, and he quickly fell asleep.

"Twilight, what in tarnation are we gonna do with this, this thing?"

"Oh! I know, lets through him a welcoming party!"

Bruce Willis opened his eyes, and saw the mane six before him. Their gaze from their wide eyes pinned him down, and he thought he was dreaming. Without a word from anyone, he felt the wooden floors of Twilight's library and saw he still had fingers, and he knew he was definitely in Equestria; no doubts about it.

Being a brony, Bruce had read a lion's share of fanfiction, and remembered all of the human in Equestria stories he had read. Every single character in those stories freaked out or did something stupid when they realized where they were. But Bruce was smarter then them, and much more perverse. Just looking at the ponies fueled his sex drive, and his eyes grew wide with lust. His blue jeans got tighter, and his mouth started to water.

With his sudden rage he knocked down Applejack with his bare hands. He turned to Pinkie Pie and grabbed her tail; swinging her like a baseball bat at Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy. After knocking the three of them unconscious, Bruce tossed Pinkie to the side.

"That was....fuun." She said dazed. Her pink, poofy mane was now a matted mess of sweat.

"Stay away from me!" Twilight said as Bruce approached her. But he didn't listen. The gleam in his eyes conflicted with the glow of Twilight Sparkle's horn.

"I'm, I'm warning you!"

Bruce grabbed Twilight's horn and slammed her face-first into the ground. She let out an oof, but went speechless when she heard the un-buckling of Bruce's jeans.

"Oh no...." Twilight was quivering, and surprisingly, starting to become wet.

Bruce's blue jeans dropped to the floor with with a thud, and just before he slid his member into Twilight, a bright yellow beam struck him in the back and knocked him to the ground.

"Twilight, are you alright?" Princess Celestia asked. She looked at the odd creature that lay half clothed before her.

"Um yes I'm fine I suppose. Could be worse." She said halfheartedly.

"What about the others? Are they alright?"

"They should be fine Princess. Now what is that thing that attacked us?"

"In all honesty Twilight I have no idea. But regardless of that he or it did try to attack you. Therefore he shall be imprisoned until he regains consciousness."

At that moment two royal guard walked in, pegasi, and lifted Bruce up with their wings. His face was hung down, and his back was slightly disfigured from the Princess' spell.

"Report back to me later Twilight, and don't worry if you don't hear from me in a while. I'm sure you can already imagine what I'll have to deal with." She gestured to Bruce.

What a strange being. She thought. He has no magic yet he somehow got here. Interesting...

As the Princess and her guards left the library, Twilight could only look at her still unconscious friends. She knew they would be fine and would wake up momentarily, but she was still bothered by something. That feeling she had, right before that thing attacked her, she had never felt that before. It was indescribable.

"Ow. Hey Twilight you alright?" Pinkie Pie said. She had her head turned in her usual questioning way.

Her neck is probably even more flexible then Owloscious. Twilight thought.

"You saw what happened? And yes I'm fine. Just a little shaken."

"Yah I saw what happened! He was all GRRRRR and you were like AAHHHH and then Princess Celestia was like I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZAH! And now we're here."

"Heh, yeah.....listen Pinkie Pie....could we keep what happened between us?"

"Is something wrong Twi?" Pinkie's eyebrows were raised like sails.

"Its....its complicated. Just promise me you won't tell anypony. Not even Spike."

Glad he decided to go for walk before all this happened. Twilight thought.

"Don't worry Twilight! It's a Pinkie promise. Nopony will know. It's gonna be our little secret." She gave Twilight a quick, but sultry look.

"I sure hope so..."

As Bruce opened his eyes, he saw the Princess herself standing before him. She really was radiant, just like the sun.

"Well. What do you have to say for yourself." As Bruce heard her voice, he could only think of one thing.

"Please don't send me to the moon. Or molest me or touch me with bananas or anything else."

"Thats funny. You attacked six ponies and you're telling me what to do?"

"Well uh, heh funny thing is I thought this was a dream. See where I come from, you guys er ponies, are all fictional characters. And I know all about your society and everything if you don't believe."

"In all honesty, I do not believe you. Prove it."

And Bruce Willis did prove it. He explained the purpose of the Elements of Harmony, how they were created, the founding of Equestria and all the side memes he remembered that spawned from the show. It took Celestia a while, but she did eventually believe him.

"I see." She sighed deeply. "Well there are multiple worlds, as an alicorn I always knew that. I just never thought I would encounter someone from another world."

"Me neither." At least we're at some sort of understanding. He thought.

"Princess!" A royal guard burst into the room. He was sweating profusely, and his pungent odor filled the room.

"Yes?" Celestia said.

"You need to see this, now!"

The exhausted colt pointed to the window, and outside, thousands of square shaped objects were falling from the sky. Celestia turned to the creature she now knew as Bruce Willis.

"Do you know anything about this?" She asked.

"I swear, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a cupcake in my eye, I have no idea what those things are."

"Princess!" A second guard ran into the room. She had a sack that was filled to the brim with the square like objects. In her rush, she slipped on the royal carpet, and the bag fell, spilling its contents out on the floor.

"Hey I know those! Those are Yu-Gi-Oh cards!"

"Yu-Gi-Oh cards?" The ponies said in unison.

"Yeah!" He turned to the princess. "Where I come from there playing cards. Based of another T.V show. I have some in my pocket. Don't leave home without them."

Bruce eagerly whipped out his deck and showed to the ponies. It was average size, forty four cards.

"RRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR" The castle grounds shook, and Bruce lost his balance and landed on the ground. From the castle window he could see a large dragon. Not an Equestrian dragon, but a blue eyes white dragon.

"Whoa...."

"Sweet Celestia what is that thing!" The colt asked.

As he got up and brushed off his t-shirt and turned his head to the ponies. "That, is a blue eyes white dragon. I have one."

"You mean that creature is from your human card game?" Celestia gasped.

"Yes but the cards don't actually bring out dragons and monsters. That only happens in the anime!"

"Anime?" The guard mare asked.

"Its a type of cartoon show."

"Oh. What the buck is a cartoon show?"

How ironic.... Bruce thought.