Earthling's Night In Equestria

Out of the blue, I heard a window being smashed and to my shock, Pinkie Pie was flying towards my face like a sniper bullet! She landed hard onto my face, and both of us fell onto the ground. I wasn't hurt, but the blow was almost enough to give me a bruise. I regained my sights when Pinkie, suddenly became hyperactive, began chattering about me to the mares.

"Hey look! A brony! Girls, girls! Come and see what I found!! Oh this is the rarest moment I will ever experience!" Pinkie hopped around as she saw me standing up and grinned at me cheerfully. "Hi Mister! I'm Pinkie Pie!"

I looked at her in the eyes, excitement was firing up in her face, probably because she never encountered a human before. I said hi to her. And after that, the other five manes came to us. They were kind of amazed when they saw me, even Rarity's eyes was gleaming like diamonds.

"Oh my, who is this cute boy? He is a marvelous piece of work," said Rarity, referring to my light toned skin and my face which looks like a 15 year old somehow.

"No way! How on Equestria can he get here?" exclaimed Rainbow Dash, hovering over me with her wings. She crossed her arms as she looked at me quizzically. I should answer her.

"I was teleported here" -- I rubbed my head -- "but I don't know how."

"Oh, er...I can explain," said Twilight nervously. My mind was correct. Twilight really is the Princess she is now, with the wings present on her back as well as the increased length of her horn.

"Are you...the one that sent me here?" I asked.

"Well, yeah. Accidentally," she said nervously. "The teleportation spell was incorrect, so I guess it teleports somepony, or some human here. A...are you worried?"

"No," I answered with a smile. "Not at all. I was homeless anyway, I got nothing left to live for on Earth." It was true, I had the heart to start my new life in Equestria.

"Aww you poor thing. Who would ever do this to you?," Fluttershy spoke softly. Her pretty eyes looked at me in wonder.

"Hey err, can w'all just get inside before somepony sees him?," Applejack asked in a concerned voice.

"It's ok. They already know. I'm glad that they see me as a friendly stranger." I looked at my right to see Bon Bon and Lyra staring at me while sitting on a nearby bench. I decided to crash into Twilight's for the night. I told them the story of my life, they were really paying attention towards me. Their ears perked up every now and then.

"Oh, what a sad life you had," Rarity said as she lowered her eyes a little. "It's like a sweet sunset that turns into a night of terror".

"Your father sure is not cool at all," Dash commented. She never said anything about beating him up if she ever sees him, just like how she does to some ponies she dislikes.

"W...well, you can stay here as long as you like. If Twilight lets you of course...," said Fluttershy meekly. "Well Twilight, how about it?"

"Sure, he can stay. As long as he never harm us." Twilight looked at me teasingly.

"No worries, I bring no weapons. Although I'm very good at swordplay." I motioned my hands in a swordlike fashion.

"Awesome!" Dash exclaimed. "Do you ever use that skill on a fight? Do you win?" She expressed her excitement with her face.

"I did. Three times. I pretty much won every fight. They were, of course, for demonstrating one's skill."

"What's your name?," Pinkie asked suddenly.

"Kino."

"Oh. Kino Kino Kino!" She bounced up and down gleefully.

"Hm?"

"Do the bronies party hard there? Are they exciting?"

"Well, when it comes to humans, there are different kinds of parties. Some are formal, some are quiet, some are even crazy that the occupants would throw random stuff through windows and also making out with females, which is kinda bad."

Pinkie stared at me with round eyes as she listened to me.

"As for bronies, yes. They know how to party hard. A few even try to mimick your style of partying. Even the electronic music in the community are so epic."

"Wow~" Pinkie complemented.

I noticed that Twilight's assistant, Spike the baby dragon, wasn't present among the Mane Six. I asked Twilight about his absence.

"Oh, he's just doing special errands in Canterlot Castle. He will be back by tomorrow morning."

"I see."

The night went on with me and the Mane Six entertaining ourselves. The most superb moment was Pinkie's party cannon which me and Dash used as a challenge to see who can fly the furthest. We both flew through the broken window, which Twilight later fixed with her magic after the event. I laughed at how her face became numb as I beat her score with the right angle of the cannon's alignment.

Some time later, our small party pretty much ceased when we settled down to rest. I was reading one of Twilight's books while they chat to each other. I began to get nervous as their eyes gazed on me like how beautiful ladies would do so to a handsome young knight. I could hear their whispering because everything was quiet this time, save for their audible whispering.

"Oh my. He's cute isn't he? I don't know a human boy would have such a complexion."

"But he sure like to dig around Twilight's books. I mean, look at how he concentrated on it."

"He's like a bookworm to me. While you were all messing around, we were talking to each other and he mentioned that he actually likes to read books from the old times, but he reads the Equestrian comics (MLP: FIM Comic Series) as well."

"Wow, old books. He really has a great interest on literature."

"Heh I'm sure this is all just a made up. He just wants to get attention."

"If it's true, he wouldn't 'ave been sitting 'ere reading those books."

"Shh he might here you, Applejack. You know he is a shy person."

My cheeks was already red throughout their conversation, because I can get extremely shy and nervous when it comes to girls, even if they are talking and human-minded ponies. I slowly covered my face with the book I was holding. Pinkie and Rarity were giggling as I couldn't hide my embarrassment.

"I expect some news." Princess Celestia looked at her castle guard with an expressionless face.

"I do have one report, Your Highness.," said the castle guard. "A human was accidentally transported here by Princess Twilight's spell that does not have the desired effect. He poses no threat so far, and he is a 'brony' that everypony speak of."

"Hmm...alright. You may leave now."

"Thank you, Your Highness. But...should we do something about him?"

"No, just let him be in a moment. At least the homeless human boy rumor is true and, he has already fulfill his vital needs."

"Y...Yes Your Highness." The guard walked away.

From the shadows of the palace, a dark blue figure stepped out with a serious expression on its face. This was it, the figure's plan can be carried out easily by tomorrow. Its hooves rubbed together in an 'Everything Goes On As Planned' pose.

The next morning, I arose from my bed to find everything was quiet except for the sound of books being arranged. I scanned the area with my eyes, only to find that the house was neat and tidy, but the Mane Six were absent somehow.

A voice came out of nowhere. "Morning Kino."

It was Spike's.

I climbed down the ladder and observed Spike finish rearranging the books while munching the last cupcake of last night's party.

"Where are the girls?" I asked with a quizzical expression on my face.

"Nah, they just gone to a block party hosted by Vinyl Scratch." Spike answered.

Right after he answered my question, there was a knock on the door.

"I'll get it," said Spike as he walked to the door and open it. At the entrance were two royal castle guards.

"You there, human. Step out.," one of the guards commanded, pointing at me with his right hoof.

I began to feel uneasy. "For what reason?"

"Just step out!," boomed the other guard's voice, much to Spike's surprise.

I was thinking that they might violated their authority, so as soon as I stepped out I grabbed their heads and bumped them together with my hands. They slump to the ground as their helmets were partially squished due to the impact.

"If you are gonna bully me, I will punch your guts ou-" I was interrupted by a magical beam which was shot directly to my head. I felt dizzy, my visions were blurring. As I dropped to the ground, Spike quickly rushed towards me to his aid. The last thing I heard was a female voice near me. I then blacked out.

"Take him back to Canterlot Castle. Do not harm him."