Einuli was flipping through his a book in his kitchen as he decided what he wanted to eat. “Fungi… no, had that recipe yesterday… maybe start with a salad?” He mused, throwing another book onto the floor, a little device hanging from the ceiling shot it and the book vanished in a blue light. He walked out of the kitchen for a moment, standing out on the balcony of his massive treehouse… inside… a floating biosphere spaceship… in space. Though as he stepped out he noticed the light in his teleportation chamber was on. “Hmmm, someone’s here!” He said happily, activating a little button on his cloak. He found himself inside the teleportation chamber behind two ponies, one a pink coated alicorn, and a white coated unicorn.

“Alright, so where do we search for him?” The unicorn inquired, looking to the alicorn.

“Well I suppo-”

“Hi!” Einuli said happily, smiling widely at the two as they jumped back from him. “What are you doing up here?” He tilted his head curiously.

“Alright Cadance… remember, do. Not. Scream.” The unicorn coached, glancing a bit nervously at Cadance.

“Don’t worry, Shining. I won’t. No matter how cute he is.” She grinned widely, “We’ve come to see you Einuli!” She replied, kneeling down to be completely on level with him. “Is it alright if I hug you?” She asked curiously. Einuli nodded and Cadance squeezed him tightly, lifting him up into the air. “Ooooh, he’s so warm and cuddly! He’s like a furry living teddy bear!” She giggled and nuzzling into his soft fur. “This already makes coming here worth it!” She set the furry raptor down and stood back up. “Sorry if we interrupted you, I just really wanted to meet you!”

“It’s fine, I was just trying to decide what to eat for dinner, are you both hungry?” Einuli inquired, his smile remaining wide and happy.

“That’d be wonderful!” Cadance nodded.

“Mmm, can’t be too bad.” Shining shrugged. “Lead the way.”

Einuli lead the two of them out of the teleportation chamber. Both Cadance and Shining gawked at the size of the biosphere. Cadance looked up and saw incredibly clearly the stars shining brighter than they ever were on Equus. “This is amazing!” She said.

“Holy… you live in this? And… i-it’s been to other… planets?” Shining inquired.

“Oooh, if my chaos inhibitor wasn’t damaged I could safely show you! But since it’s damaged we miiight end up in another universe… or splattered all over the side of a moon. Or inside a planet. You know anywhere.” Einuli said. “I can however show you some diagrams and the likes of different things I’ve seen or found.” He offered.

“You don’t have to worry about that.” Cadance smiled, “Thank you for the offer though.”

“So, how did you deal with anything hostile out there? You seem too… soft for fighting.” Shining inquired curiously.

“Pssh, back in we go! I’ll just show you my armory!” Einuli said, effortlessly picking the two ponies up and hauling them to the teleportation pad.

“Mmm…” Shining chewed on his lip as he was sat down, he now saw that the augments in the raptors body were no joke.

“Hey, I can design something to fit you, if you want.” Einuli offered as he hit two buttons on the nearby control panel. The three found themselves inside a massive metal cavern. Shining now had his time to gawk as he saw weapons and tech the likes of which had NEVER been seen on Equus, only in science fiction and movies had he seen mechs, laser weapons, and hell even GUNS. But here was that and more, including various high tech swords, spears, shields, maces, and all sorts of other weapons he HAD seen before. That was just the tip of the iceberg, there was armor of so many different kinds on stands all around the room.

“Oh my gods…” Shining fell to his knees attempting to take it all in.

“I think we should leave him here…” Cadance said.

“Alright! But first, there’s a testing room over there.” Einuli said, pointing to a doorway. “No damage will occur if you use them in there, and you can test them in different environments and against other things that I’ve encountered. Have fun! Oh, and it’s the button marked ‘Home’ to get to my treehouse.” He patted Shining’s shoulder.

“A-alright… um, I-I’ll catch up later…” Shining mumbled.

Einuli motioned Cadance to follow him, the two stepping back onto the teleportation pad. He hit the button labeled ‘Home’ and soon they were standing on a pad on the deck of Einuli’s home.

“Here’s my home!” Einuli smiled, bouncing inside the tree house, Cadance giggling at the nearly foallike behaviour of the over excited space raptor. She followed him inside and right into his kitchen. She noticed that despite the rustic exterior the entire inside was definitely high tech. “You can help me find something to make!” He said, “I went through about five cookbooks looking for something to eat…”

“I’ll help you make it too.” Cadance suggested, taking a cookbook of the shelf.

“If you don’t find anything just throw it to the ground. Aleris will take care of putting it back.” Einuli pointed to the little device on the ceiling.

“Alright.” Cadance nodded now beginning to look through the cookbook.

Twenty minutes later:

Cadance and Einuli had nearly finished when a sweat covered and panting Shining limped into the room.

“Ooh… th-that was a lot…” Shining groaned, collapsing into a chair. “I-I should have figured they’d be heavy.”

“I forgot about that! Sorry…” Einuli apologized. “Hmmm, maybe I co… eh, that’d take a bit more than just enhancing muscles…” He tapped his chin.

“I’m fine. Just it’s been awhile since I actually got to fight like that.” Shining laughed. “What are you two making?”

“Something called… um, Ants On a Plate.” Cadance said, “It’s really amazing!”

“I have no idea why there was a book called ‘CowChop’ in the shelf, or what a ‘CowChop’ even is…” Einuli rubbed the back of his head. “Sounds familiar though… strange how some of it called for ‘macing people in the dick’ or something stupid like ‘squirting hotsauce up your friend’s nose’. But this turned out pretty good.” He shrugged. “Dunno what that first thing is though.”

“Oooh, looks like I’ll have to give you the talk.” Cadance joked.

“Please don’t, we don’t need him going to give himself a dick.” Shining sighed, “Especially not with YOU behind it.”

“Psssh, you sound like you’d be jealous. I could re-design yours too Shinny.” Cadance laughed.

“I could do that! It wouldn’t be too hard nor would it require any additional augments, at least from the research that others have done.” Einuli chirped up causing the two ponies to turn to stare at him. “But, I think it seems a bit wasteful… like it’s all on the outside, and it’s sensitive… so it might get hurt. I’d assume that’s pretty disabling…” He mused.

“Oooh boy. Don’t get either of us started.” Shining said, glancing to Cadance who was staring intently at Einuli.

“Einuli sit down. I’m going to tell you some things. And maybe, Shining can help me… show you some things.” Cadance stated.

“What.” Shining said.

“Be quiet and eat.” Cadance teleported a plate of food into Shining’s hands and pulled Einuli into another room.

“Um… I’m not having sex in front of an alien!” He stated.

“THAN YOU’RE SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH THE GUARD!” Cadance called back.

“Fuck me…” Shining groaned, letting his head hit the table.

Author's Note

Feeling really good right now, so here's a second chapter for ya'll, hopefully the qualities up to snuff! PS: Next Chapter begins some new stuff, it's gonna turn it adult, and finally justify that rating!