Pierdes el Camino
I've got a talking, breathing, eating, drinking Pinkie Pie pony in my kitchen that keeps singing the Piñata Song. HELP!
People say that "Things happen for a reason." Well I doubt they were talking about things like magical piñata ponies that clean your house and drink your beer while spouting off nonsense about
"secret missions".
--Based off of real life events that really happened. Or not. Maybe I was drunk. Who knows?
Rated Teen for alcohol, language, and shameless self insertion.
2298 words: Estimated 11 minutes to read
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2 Chapters:
- Prologue: Those Three Words 2014-06-28 04:04:25 UTC944
- Introduction: A Real Sweet Find 2014-06-28 04:10:03 UTC1354