Written for the Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder Contest. The core concept of the contest is to write a fanfiction generally classified as simply "awfully coherent". Hear my cry, for this piece of writing is not meant to be taken seriously and will be very, very, BAD. (Or if you do take it seriously, it's fine too. Whatever floats your boat.)

"The two titans circled each other, like dragons, like tigers, like sharks. Rarity, the immovable object, Pinkie, the unstoppable force. The East battlements exploded over Rarity's shoulder, as behind Pinkie, the sounds of shots being fired echoed in the palace. The pawns fell around the two deadlock queens...as they looked into each other's eyes, wondering what the hell they were fighting for."