Wolfenstein The-New-World

by TheLizardKing

Rating: teen
Tags: Zecora, Alternate Universe, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Adventure, Discord, Princess Celestia, Crossover
Length: 1205

B,j Blaskowitz Was Expecting to go to heaven when he had finally died in the Nuclear ashes of deathheads compound..But instead of angels and pearly gates.. Its grasslands and a whole new world

After Treching through DeathsHeads compounds Slaughtering thousands of his loyal guards And even being forced to kill his own private You would think Blaskowitz would earn His afterlife in heaven.. But as the bombs dropped on the Super fortress of the now dead DeathsHead.. The commander would Wake up in the soft fields and ...peacefull realms of the fantasy creatures... The realm.. Of equestria

Published 2014-06-28 18:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-28 18:10:02 UTC

Entering the new realm

%1% The resistence commander b,j Blaskowitz Dying atop the stone floors of the now dead Deaths-Head's Compound.
After the ordeal that nearly took his life away he would Look up to the sunset and Give an aching smile As he said to his crew"
Y..Your... Gyaah...Your clear!" his heart would race in dying panic as The Bomb would drop atop of the castle Violently shattering
The concrete of the castle and incinerating Blasko's skin before the shock wave of the bomb crushed his physical body.

Then..silence... He would drift endlessly it seemed.. asleep... and at peace.. But soon that peace of drifting in the void would end
And he woke up with his physical body... Intact? Coming to this realization Blasko would groan getting up to his legs
Before realizing he was alive.. Well.. and healthy! As if being resurrected somehow.. He looked down and around as his 5 senses
Soon came into being.. Crisp clean air.. The View was a set of plains and mountains, And down below was a view of a primitive
Looking village Full of figures he couldnt quite decipher "Is this heaven?" he thought as he would begin to get used to walking again

And Simply trekked down the hills and He would furrow a brow as he saw Cartoonishly colorful equines with clothes houses
Marks on there rumps and even What he heard was them speaking English in a similar dialect "Ok god this must be some sick joke
Only little girls could stand this place!" Shrugging he would press forward onto the dirt pavement into the seemingly peaceful
Town and began to look around.. There was a Massive tree shaped Castle that seemed to have a crystalline glow And shined a rainbow beacon stop the castle.. Other then that the rest of the town looked fairly normal Albeit strange with all the colorful

Equines roaming around.. Tapping on the door of this castle he would Sigh in anticipation and begin to wonder just how the hell he even got here!... The door opens to a Dragon roughly the size of an 8 year old child Whom was wingless and had a purple tint to his scales.. But deffinatley a dragon " Uuhhh.. Can i help you sir? "

Blaskowitz would shake a bit in surprise that the dragon actually talked! But then again this was the same town that had Talking equines so he soon just shrugged it off " Who is in charge here? " He would then see the dragon run Off and looked around..He saw the Crowd just roaming about as he kept waiting...When the dragon came back he Saw a purple unicorn with Pegasus wings and the Most regal dressing he ever saw

"Good morning sir! Im princess twilight sparkle And who might you be? " She looked up and saw a Human with short hair..a Tough looking armored shirt and uniform..He would be carrying a standard rifle on his back..The fact he was somewhat taller then her and had a bulky exterior intimidated her.

"im B,j blaskowitz! Ranger of the united states army.. And i seem to have awoken in the hills of this region! "he said Thinking in his head how ridiculous the situation was..He was a man of ww2 for Christs sakes! Just what is going on to send a tough man like him to a land of sugar and color?... But..it was the most peace he saw in a darn while so he was beginning to accept it

"m..military? OOhhh...sweet celestia i didn't realize you were someone important! "she would panic and gulp before bowing down
At the Human military ranger.." Sorry bout that blaskotits! i get worrisome sometimes "

The dragon would facepalm himself and begin to groan in agony " just worrisome twilight? "he says and began to drink from a cup as he watches blaskowitz

"Blasko would then Sigh as per usual and Look at twilight sparkle with a look of seriousness before saying to her directly " i just want to know where the hell i am and who's in charge of this horse Driven land! he would Begin to get a little annoyed at princess twilights Worrisome attitude

Twilight would take a deep DEEP breath as she calmed down before hearing his request of knowledge Regarding the monarchs of this land..proudly she says "I am The princess of friendship! And the main monarchs of equestria Are named Princess celestia and princess luna There the Goddesses of the Sun and the moon"

Blaskowitz simply Blinked and began to Question this girls sanity. Mares that controlled the sun and the moon? You gotta be kidding me...But then again he has seen zombies mecha hitler The surface of the moon In his world alone...So This wasnt SO far fetched " Alright! well could i at least stay before i can get my brain on straight? "he said to twilight"

Well sure blasko.. Just dont break anything with that strange stick of yours! i fear its magic "she giggled at her little remark and soon the group trotted down the hallway..it was empty so we began to hear Spikes claws tapping the floor...Twilights hooves clip clopping on the floor.. and Blaskos boots Making quiet stomps on the floor...it was unsettling

Then....Blaskowitz saw it...6 thrones Sorounding a centeral 8 pointed star that sparkled ... Marks were ontop of these thrones like the ones he saw on the equines rumps" heh! nice place guys...

Twilight would happily look back at Blaskowitz before Giving him a nod and Sitting down on the Throne with an 8 pointed star on top as her mark" Why thank you Blaskowitz! It was planted by the crate me and my friends have activated When we had to defeat tirek"

Tirek.. Twilight sparkle Equestria celestia Luna and a castle?.. Blasko wasn't in some heaven! This was a fantasy realm or some alien planet stuck in the early 1800s! This meant he was resurrected in some way and blasko would then remark " someone has resurrected me! i .. i know it! i was blown up along with Deaths Head's fortress. I am supposed to be dead... But someone somewhere has resurrected me somehow. I must ask your queen for some answers".

Twilight would then Gulp in worry Before her Horn glowed a bright Magenta And a Golden platted badge with an alicorn in pure copper would be hovered to blaskowitz And he would look at it curiously " what on..uuuhh celestias green earth is this?....some sorta ranking badge?

Twilight then happily sat down with spike and she would calmly say "its the insignia of all Vips in equestria...You wont be Able to go meet celestia without one... "she then sighs as she knew That some trouble would come about if a big man with weapons approached the guards

Blasko would giggle At that and begin to smile happily to the Alicorn "Soooo...I just waltz on over tell them im with the military and Show them this dinky little badge? ...alright! "he would then nod and begin to walk outside of the castle...Closing the doors... And leaving the two behind as he saw the Castle of interest in the distance...So far so good