What happened to me?

"Dude.... what is that thing?" Rainbow Dash Took of her shades, Suddenly Hoards of Ponies surrounded Dan. Lyra tried to run to the front "ITS A HUMAN!! HUMANHUMANHUMAN!!!" Everypony stared at her "A hu- Whata?" Pinkie asked,

"Lyra, Calm down and tell us Slowly what a human is~" Bon-Bon calmed her.. Stroking her mane "Well~ therefromaplanetcalledearththeyhavehandsandfeetand-" Dan started to wake, causing all the ponies to back up.. exept Lyra.. she was pulled "Ugh..... What?! WHAT THE BUCK? buck... buck buck" He attempted to swear yet it didn't work "Sir Language around the Foals!" Twilight said sternly "YOU CAN TALK?! Chris this isn't funny..." Dan backed away into Lyra who was biting on his Hand "AUGH! GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!" he Threw the pony into a wall "LYRA!!!" bon bon ran after her, The mane 6 walked up to Dan "Sir come with us.. now!"  Twilight glared

"FIRST OF ALL Im DAN not Sir.. and SECONDLY im NOT going ANYWHERE-" Twilight and Rarity used there magic to knock him out "Mmhmm! I.. have been drugged" He fell to the ground "I..is he gonna be alright?" Fluttershy looked at him "Probably not if Lyra is about~" Dash replied

"Girls just get him into the library" They pushed and shoved him till they got to the library