MLP: Revamped Equestria Girls

We find Spike and Shirou from last time as they were doing acrobatic moves you'd see in a movie. And for what reason you may ask?

"GET BACK HERE!" Shouted both Twilight and Toshaka with wild looks on their faces as they lead an army of girls with similar looks on their faces!

Yup. Trying to survive an army of man hungry teenage girls!

"I BLAME YOU FOR THIS!" Spike yelled to his counterpart.

"SHUT UP AND RUN!" yelled Shirou as they dove past another hallway with more girls coming their way.

"Where are all these girls coming from?!" Screamed Spike in panic as they were heading towards history class.

In said class, Pinkie and Pinkamena could be seen sitting while listening to the lecture.

"Awww! This is sooooooooooo boring~!" Pinkie said.

"I agree." muttered Pinkamena doodling in her notebook.

But then they felt the classroom tremble as if there was a stampede!

"What the-" Pinkamena, Pinkie, and the rest of the class watched as Spike and Shirou ran by with a horde of girls chasing them.

"What the-?!" They both said before smelling the pheromones from both guys alongside all the girls from the class.

Both of them grinned like the other girls and ran out of the room and joined in the chase.

'SHIT!' The boys cursed upon seeing more girls join the chase!

This time they were passing algebra, which had Rainbow and her counterpart in.

Rainbow was currently banging her head into the desk as she tried to figure out the answer to the equation on the paper given to her.

"Stupid stupid stupid." she kept muttering as she glared at the problem.

"Um...excuse me..." Ray called her counterpart in a shy voice.

"What?" groaned Rainbow turning to Ray.

"Um...if you don't mind...I could...umm...h-help you...I-if you want to, that is..." Offered the shy girl.

"Really? Sweet!" cheered Rainbow pumping her fist in the air.

But then the class began to tremble, making Ray get panicked and Rainbow get confused.

They turned and watched to see Spike and Shirou run with Pinkie and Pinkamena and a huge crowd of girls going after them like starved coyote after a piece of meat.

Both girls were stunned before they smelled the pheromones.

Soon the same thing happened with their class adding more numbers to the crowd.

"DAMN IT! WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?!" exclaimed Spike with wide eyes.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! YOU JUST TEMPTED FATE!" Cried Shirou.

"OH COME OFF IT! I DON'T ME SAYING THAT WILL NOT CHANGE ANYTHING!" he yelled at his counterpart.

But sadly for Spike, he would soon regret ever saying those words...

Soon they made their way past home economics, which is where Applejack and her counterpart were.

Applejack was trying to wake up her counterpart, who was sleeping.

"Come on, wake up." whispered Applejack shaking the girl's shoulder.

"Zzz...don't wanna..."

Applejack sighed and shook her head before noticing a crowd run by the class.

Alice awakened upon hearing the rumble, "What's going on?!"

"I'm guessin that." replied Applejack pointing at the crowd.

Then they saw Spike and Shirou being chased by the girls!

"What in tar-" Applejack stopped from smelling an intoxicating scent.

"Ahhh~! So good~!" Moaned Alice as she looked awake.

She rushed out of there faster than Applejack and joined in on the run.

"Wait for me!" AJ said before joining the chase alongside the girls.

Soon the crowd began to make their way past the foods room where Rarity and her counterpart were at.

Rarity growled as she got partnered with Rachel, and they were discussing what to cook.

"I say a cake." said Rarity.

"And I say an Ice cream!" Rachel said back.

"Well I say-!" Rarity stopped right there as they noticed the large crowd running past them.

"What in fashion's name is going on?!" Yelled Rarity before they saw Spike and Shirou being pursued!

"Spike?" Rarity watched in confusion along with Rachel.

But then they smelled the pheromones coming from them.

Both of them began to drool before joining the crowd.

Which was soon followed by the rest of the girls there and thus the mob got bigger!

"This is not how I want to go out!" yelled Spike.

"Same here!" Yelked Shirou in panic.

Meanwhile, Fluttershy and Farron were in wood shop trying to build bird houses.

"Y-You're very good at this..." Fluttershy said impressed as she saw the house that her counterpart made.

"Thanks. Just because I look rude doesn't mean that I can't build something for the animals." Farron replied.

Fluttershy smiled, but soon turned when they heard the sound of a crowd barrel right past them.

"W-What's going on?!" Fluttershy asked in fear.

Both of them could only watch as Spike and Shirou were chased by the crowd and got a whiff of the pheromones on them.

"Mama likes!" Both girls said before joining in alongside the other girls!

Both of them were really panicking now at seeing the rest of their friends join in the crowd.

"EVEN FLUTTERSHY?!" Gaped Spike.

Both of them eventually managed to duck into a closet where they waited to hear the crowd pass them.

"Berry Punch's counterpart is a sadist, now I'm sure..." Whispered Spike to himself.

"You said it." agreed Shirou.

But then Shirou noted what his younger look a like said, "What do you mean with Berry Punch's counterpart?"

Spike stopped right there and tried to find an excuse.

"Umm...it's just...that Ms. Brie looks exactly like another woman I know, who is called Berry Punch." Spike said a half truth.

Shirou gave him an odd look before shrugging his shoulders and putting his ear next to the door.

"Are they gone?" Asked Spike.

"Yeah. They're gone." he whispered opening the door as the halls were clear.

"Thank celestia..." Spike said.

"Who?" asked Shirou.

"My mother." Spike answered as Shirou did a "oh." of understanding.

That was when the bell rang for them to head to the next class.

"Well, shall we head then..." Shirou said as Spike nodded before noticing something...THEIR LACK OF CLOTHES!

"Fuck! I forgot about those." sighed Shirou rubbing his head.

"So what do we do?" Spike asked, not willing to go through what he experienced before with the girls.

"You go to class. I'll try and sneak back to class and pick them up." suggested Shirou.

Spike went pale and told him, "Are you serious?! What if the girls see me like this?!"

"Just hide out in the bathroom and you'll be fine." replied Shirou darting down the hall and disappearing around the corner.

Spike nodded and reluctantly went to the bathroom.

He waited inside one of the stalls until he heard knocking on the door.

"W-who is it?" He asked nervously.

"It's Shirou, who else?" responded his counterpart.

"Sorry..." Spike said as he opened the door.

"Here's your clothes." said Shirou handing him the clothes while he put his own back on.

"Thanks." Said the younger green haired boy as they dressed.

"Well I gotta get to class. You better do the same." advised Shirou leaving the bathroom.

Spike nodded before he headed for his next class.

He made it, and saw Rarity had an open seat next to her. It also seemed like the girls had calmed down.

'Thank Celestia...' He thought as he sat between Rarity and Twilight.

"Sorry for earlier, Spike." whispered Twilight.

"Same here, Spikey-wikey..." Said Rarity as they all blushed.

That's when the door to the classroom opened and the female that entered grabbed all the guys and Spike's attention.

The woman had long lilac-pink hair, pink eyes, pale skin, and wore a white t-shirt with pink pants and sneakers.

"Good morning class. My name is Fianca le Valerie, but please call me Miss Valerie." smiled the teacher.

Upon hearing her voice, several boys (and some girls) developed hearts in their eyes as Spike blushed with a loose smile on his face.

Rarity and Twilight though didn't really like how Spike was looking at the teacher.

And thus they got a dark look on their face alongside dark thoughts.

'That bitch tries anything with Spikey-Wikey and I'll rip her hair out!' thought Rarity.

'She better not get near MY Spike!' Thought Twilight.

"Now class, today will be an important class for all of you. This is Sex Education."

That made everyone pay attention as Spike paled and whispered "Oh no..."

"Now then, who here would like to tell us how the human body works?" she asked.

Instantly all the boys raised their hands except Spike.

Fianca tapped her chin before noticing Spike.

"What about you?" She asked him.

Spike's eyes widened as he swore Rarity and Twilight were trying to glare right through the teacher's head.

'Why are they like that?' Spike wondered.

He looked forward and was stunned to see the cleavage of Miss Valerie in front of him.

"So what do you say?" She asked as he blushed.

"Um..uh..." he stammered unable to say anything.

And it didn't help the fact that Twilight and Rarity were unleashing their own killer instinct...

"Excellent!" smiled Miss Valeria grabbing his hand and pulling him to the front of the class.

Soon a nervous Spike was in front of the classroom.

"Alright class. We'll show the differences between males and females. Spike here will be our example for the male anatomy. Any volunteers for the female anatomy?"

Soon all girls raised their hands.

Miss Valeria tapped her chin before pointing at Rarity. "Miss Rarity, would you like to come up?"

Rarity then smiled happily and went near Spike as Twilight glared at her darkly.

"Now class, I'm going to demonstrate the body structure difference of females and males." explained Miss Valerie.

"How?" Asked Twilight feeling uneasy.

"Watch." smiled Miss Valerie.

"Now then, can anyone tell me how their bodies are different?" Asked Miss Valerie.

"Um, the girl has breasts?" guessed one of the guys.

"True, but can you guess anything else?" Said Miss Valerie as Spike felt like punching the boy who asked for some reason.

"They have firm asses?" asked a girl.

Now both Rarity and Spike were blushing madly.

"Well in a way yes. That's thanks to constant exercise for either gender."

That made everyone blush even more.

"And you can see from this young man here that males tend to have naturally more muscle than females." said Miss Valeria grabbing Spike's arm for emphasis.

Spike grinned sheepishly at that.

"And this female here is lanky, but has fine curves in the right place." remarked Miss Valeria patting Rarity's waist for emphasis.

"Why thank you!" Grinned Rarity.

"Now, what else is the difference between males and females?" asked Miss Valerie.

"Males have something between their legs..." Said a shy girl.

"Exactly. Males have the organ known as a penis, while females have a vagina." smiled Miss Valerie, glad to see progress.

Now everyone was having a red face.

"Thank you two. You may be seated."

"But miss, what about reproduction?" Asked another student.

"We’ll cover that tomorrow." replied Miss Valeria.

Twilight gave a sigh of relief at that.

'Thank god.' thought Twilight who didn't need to hear that much in one day.

Although one part of her wondered how big Spike could be...

That got her face to go crimson while steam flew out of her ears.

"What's wrong Twilight?" Spike asked as he sat back in his seat.

"No-Nothing." replied Twilight waving his concerns away.

"Are you sure?" Rarity asked.

"Yes, perfectly fine. Nothing wrong at all." grinned Twilight.

Rarity narrowed her eyes, but nodded letting it go.