Discord's Day out

Discord merrily strolled along one of Ponyville's roads, spinning the box of cupcakes on his claw and wondering where to go next. Eventually, after bumping into a wall-eyed pegasus, he decided that a truly epic party like the one he wanted needed a band. And what better then Ponyville's own DJ Pon-3.

Altering his course and nearly being flattened by the same wall-eyed pegasus, this time flying after a small unicorn filly, Discord strolled along the roads to find his quarry. He merrily skipped through the town, deliberately so, and arrived outside a large, rustic house. A sign on the door read 'Vinyl Scratch and Octavia'.

Discord was about to knock when he saw a familiar butter-yellow pegasus gesturing to him from a nearby alleyway. He shrugged, then headed over. As soon as he got close, however, he said with a note of urgency "Fluttershy? You're supposed to be in the Crystal Empire!

The pegasus merely shook her head and burst into green flames. Discord was taken aback, but quickly remembered himself and said "Ah. You."

The flames dissipated, and where the pegasus had been standing stood a large, dark alicorn with bug wings and a skin like Swiss cheese. It was a changeling.

"Yes, Discord," spoke the changeling in something of an ethereal voice that echoed like crazy, "I am Queen Chrysalis, ruler of the changelings, defeater of Celestia, bane of..."

Discord merely groaned and said "yes, yes, I get it, You're a big deal, and I know who you are. What are you doing here?"

Chrysalis dropped all regality and pride, hunching over, obvious bags under her eyes, which were dimmer then usual.

"After the attack on Canterlot we've been unable to find anypony to feed off." said Chrysalis, desperation written across her face. "My people are starving and there's only so much I can do for them. Already I'm growing weak. Discord, we need your help!"

Discord merely shrugged.

"Please," continued Chrysalis, "my people are starving!"

Discord raised an eyebrow, suppressing his evil laugh for now. He looked at Crysalis, trying to keep his face blank, and said "Wow, Chrysalis, you must really love your people!"

Discord walked away, chuckling.

Behind him, Chrysalis smacked her lips, and, with a hesitant look on her face, began to eat her own foreleg.