Dick Figures for Hire: The Only Crossover You'll See Here!

"Alright girls," Twilight said simply. "We have a problem."

"More like two problems." Rainbow Dash replied.

"We got a bunch of stick-like creatures, and a raccoon on one end, and a bunch of talking animals and a fat human on the other."

"Do a barrel roll!"

"Be quiet, frog-thing!" Rarity snapped.

"Woah there Rarity, what's up wit ya?" Applejack said with concern.

"I'm sorry, girls. It's... It's just the fact is simple, I almost died from part of a ritual, and Fluttershy getting a concussion... It's just been so stressful."

"I'm a frog!"

"Yes, yes you are." Twilight replied.

"So, what's the plan?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Wait for them to leave, they came with technology that's still here, and I doubt that they'll listen to us."

"What about the voices from nowhere?" Rarity asked.

"I dunno." Twilight pondered.

I don't know either. Shit's fucking weird.

Hey, I'm supposed to be the narrator!

Shut the hell up, you are gay.

I will fuck your face.

Screw you.

A third voice is here, and you two are banished!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Carry on girls.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I'm on a planet!"

Shut up.

"Hello there!" Derpy said as she handed Rainbow Dash a letter, and gave a mock salute, then flew off.

"What does it say?" Twilight asked.

"The red one and the blue hedgehog are in jail."

"Why?"

"Public indecency."

"...What?"

"I dunno, let's go."

Dick Figures for Hire: The Only Crossover You'll See Here!

By Awesomedude17

I'm so fucked.